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Star Jones and her dog, Pinkie, at the Bridge Hampton Polo Match on Saturday.

If Star Jones' dog could talk, she'd say ____________.
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Star Jones and her dog, Pinkie, at the Bridge Hampton Polo Match on Saturday.

If Star Jones' dog could talk, she'd say ____________.
[Image via Buzz Foto.]
Is she going to get her tits fixed!?
I'm sorry but Star Jones looks like a black Nicole Ritchie.
nothing
FIRST WOOF WOOF
#1
…it is torture living with this sack of bones.
my Mommy got a new stylist ?
hehee
Star looks much better now
Just eww. I hate Star Jones..her neck irks me
second!
first
SOMEONE!!FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SAVE ME!!!!
Star eat someting!!!
If Star Jones‘ dog could talk, she’d say __help me__________.
If Star Jones' dog could talk, she'd say "first beeeetches!!!"
Polo bores the hell out of me!
If Star Jones‘ dog could talk, she’d say Help me! she takes me everywhere and i just wanna stay home and be the diva dog in my palace not struttin around with this loser dive! The dog thinks Stars gonna fall out the sky soon and become a what is aaaaaaaa d lister? I miss the PHAT Star now she is sooooo soft spoken it makes me sick!
2 bitches and a queen make for one happy family!
Help shes already eaten my brother and sister and i am next!
first
NOW FOR SURE!
HELP ME
first
56th!
jfdjsvkn
If Star Jones‘ dog could talk, she’d say wow am i the only whitey in this shiz?
omg now shes trying to give me gastric bypass… !!!!
56th!!!
bitch, i need my food
the dog would say help.
first
"HELP ME"
my owner is a bitch
1st she would sing, cuz that's how star jones dog rolls. What would she sing then? "ebony and ivory" followed by a little "crazy".
Mommy are these tits real?
my owner is a fat bitch
Bridgehampton, NY is one word.
"I wish the fat lady would come save me."
hahahha
Is Castro Dead yet???
Hey Jennifer, Nicole Richie is black
Enough weight loss biatch! Your starting to care me!
It would say, "I love Perez Hilton."
GET THIS BITCH A TWINKIE
If Star Jones‘ dog could talk, she’d say, "I musta told that bitch a hundred times that I'ld rather stay home and lick my butt than hobnob with all these phoney ass Hamptonites."
Why Star, why not Paris?
HER HEAD IS DISPROTIONED TO THE REST OF HER BODY.. HER DOG WOULD SAY "DO U SMELL WHAT I SMELL"
I'm prettier then my momma
hey steedle, no she isn't. she's actually mexican and was adopted by lionel richie who is in fact black.
star is crazy if she thinks I'm gonna lick that peanut butter off her
ARF ARF!! I LOVE PEANUT BUTTER!! BUT WHY DOES SHE RUB IT ALL OVER HER VAGINA???
"Help me! This starving fag hag is gonna blow and eat me for supper!!!!"
The pup would say, "ho sit down!"
HELP ME!!!
…..don't tell Mom, but I just pooped in that lady's hat!
#3, Jennifer, Nicole Richie is black,lol.
BARF
Wait, which one is the dog in the picture?
she def. looked better when she was heavier.
signed,
a long time perez fan getting bored.
"she puts alpo on her coochie and lets me lick it off!"
HELP ME!! SHE FORCES ME TO LICK HER ASS!!!!
PLease help me….this crazzzy horny bitch is married to a big dicksmoker.
this is the biggest poop i've ever had
castro is not dead
OMG #51… I was going to post the SAME thing but thought y'all would think it was too gross! Hehe…
How the hell is allll of her skin so taut? (sp?) I mean there is no sagging AT ALL and lost about 500 lbs. Her neck looks perfect & her cheeks look perfect, she must have the most amazing surgeon. How the hell old is she & she looks that good??! Too bad she didn't have the awesome surgeon who did her face do her boobs……LOL
This trick is just a beard.
Star Jones does not belong in the Hamptons. She should stay in LA or wherever her and big gay Al feed. She was a big, fat bitch pig before. Now she's a freakish, dis-proportioned bitch pig. Maybe she'll lose so much weight, she'll fall through her asshole and strangle herself!
GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE !!!!!!!
Nicole Richie's ethnicity: Caucasian, Black Creole and Hispanic extraction
Im Stars substiute for Big Gay Al in the bedroom….. PETA HELP ME!!!!!!!!!
The bitch tried to eat me last night…..HELP….don't let her do it to me again! (that is what the poor lil pooch would say)
…I can't believe they let us in.
I am still alive fagggggg!!!!!!
Woof! I want to chew on her saggy skin like beef jerky!
get me the fuck outta here!
"thank god she got gastric bypass surgery because for a while there i thought she was going to eat me".
Help me before she eats me!
can somebody tell this bitches husband to stop fucking me!
If Star Jones‘ dog could talk, she’d say ____________.
… Dayum, mama don't feed me like she used to.
Daddy Al is just like me! He likes to sniff around other guy's rear ends.
Damn-
Where's that fat bitch that use to own me?
"don't eat me" hahaha
Her head still looks like it belongs on a fat chick so she looks like a bobble head.
pinkie says where's thumb?
"and you think I'm the bitch"
Seriously, why is everyone so evil to this woman? What the hell has she done other than try to improve herself and live happily with her family? She's intelligent and accomplished, what's the big deal…I don't get it…Its amazing to me how people so blindly follow the opinions of others…whatever happened to perspective?
mommy tried to eat me
HELP!
"Please Help Me.. Al molests Me.."
She'd say-"I'm Not The Dog Here!!!!! She Is!!!!
STAR JONES' DOG: "I USED TO BE A PONY, THEN STAR GOT MY STOMACH STAPLED."
"These left over skin folds keep me so warm!"
sh'e a bigger bitch than i am!
THA BITCH PUT PINK BOWS IN MY HAIR!
…the guy in the back looks hot though…
if the dog could talk she´d say:
old lady- let me down…i ´ld like to get fuckin outta here…uaaaaahhhhh!
"at least one of us is cute!"
If Star Jones‘ dog could talk, she’d say ____________.
….. "Damn Mom, Your head dont fit on your body anymore." her head is bigger then her body right now..and i dont think she is at the right weight anymore..Your skin should not look like its being pulled from your shoulders..its discusting.
Perez is a clown!
my mommy got married to a gold digger… and please don't cut your extra skin off from the gastro…. cause it's a nice pillow….
…I thought I was the main bitch but I guess it's you.
"i would be better off with michael vick"