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Star Jones and her dog, Pinkie, at the Bridge Hampton Polo Match on Saturday.

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If Star Jones' dog could talk, she'd say ____________.

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    Posted: Aug 26, 2007 at 3:22 pm / Email this  »

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    1. skinnygirluver says – reply to this


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      Is she going to get her tits fixed!? :)

    2. Jennifer says – reply to this


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      I'm sorry but Star Jones looks like a black Nicole Ritchie.

    3. Boji says – reply to this


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      nothing

    4. TOM CRUISE BLOWS DOGS AND PRIESTS says – reply to this


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      FIRST WOOF WOOF

    5. one says – reply to this


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      #1

    6. NancyBoy says – reply to this


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      …it is torture living with this sack of bones.

    7. jennzz says – reply to this


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      my Mommy got a new stylist ?
      hehee
      Star looks much better now

    8. Erica says – reply to this


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      Just eww. I hate Star Jones..her neck irks me

    9. ally says – reply to this


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      second!

    10. jade says – reply to this


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      first

    11. J says – reply to this


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      SOMEONE!!FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SAVE ME!!!!

    12. Lydia says – reply to this


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      Star eat someting!!!

    13. paige says – reply to this


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      If Star Jones‘ dog could talk, she’d say __help me__________.

    14. joe mama says – reply to this


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      If Star Jones' dog could talk, she'd say "first beeeetches!!!"

    15. woof says – reply to this


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      Polo bores the hell out of me!

    16. Julie is laughing says – reply to this


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      If Star Jones‘ dog could talk, she’d say Help me! she takes me everywhere and i just wanna stay home and be the diva dog in my palace not struttin around with this loser dive! The dog thinks Stars gonna fall out the sky soon and become a what is aaaaaaaa d lister? I miss the PHAT Star now she is sooooo soft spoken it makes me sick!

    17. Mimi says – reply to this


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      2 bitches and a queen make for one happy family!

    18. axe002 says – reply to this


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      Help shes already eaten my brother and sister and i am next!

    19. manana69 says – reply to this


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      first
      NOW FOR SURE!

    20. Adam says – reply to this


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      HELP ME

    21. amber says – reply to this


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      first

    22. jp says – reply to this


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      56th!

    23. carla says – reply to this


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      jfdjsvkn

    24. Julie is laughing says – reply to this


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      If Star Jones‘ dog could talk, she’d say wow am i the only whitey in this shiz?

    25. kevin says – reply to this


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      omg now shes trying to give me gastric bypass… !!!!

    26. jp says – reply to this


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      56th!!!

    27. bri bri says – reply to this


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      bitch, i need my food

    28. txnurse says – reply to this


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      the dog would say help.

    29. hannah says – reply to this


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      first

    30. Steedle says – reply to this


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      "HELP ME"

    31. lola says – reply to this


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      my owner is a bitch

    32. boots says – reply to this


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      1st she would sing, cuz that's how star jones dog rolls. What would she sing then? "ebony and ivory" followed by a little "crazy".

    33. gareBear says – reply to this


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      Mommy are these tits real?

    34. lolla says – reply to this


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      my owner is a fat bitch

    35. NYC diva says – reply to this


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      Bridgehampton, NY is one word.

    36. john m says – reply to this


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      "I wish the fat lady would come save me."

    37. kait says – reply to this


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      hahahha

    38. Markus says – reply to this


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      Is Castro Dead yet???

    39. Steedle says – reply to this


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      Hey Jennifer, Nicole Richie is black

    40. Ty says – reply to this


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      Enough weight loss biatch! Your starting to care me!

    41. gayangelina says – reply to this


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      It would say, "I love Perez Hilton."

    42. COCO says – reply to this


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      GET THIS BITCH A TWINKIE

    43. grrrrrrrrrrr says – reply to this


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      If Star Jones‘ dog could talk, she’d say, "I musta told that bitch a hundred times that I'ld rather stay home and lick my butt than hobnob with all these phoney ass Hamptonites."

    44. joeyOh says – reply to this


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      Why Star, why not Paris?

    45. POOPSTER says – reply to this


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      HER HEAD IS DISPROTIONED TO THE REST OF HER BODY.. HER DOG WOULD SAY "DO U SMELL WHAT I SMELL"

    46. dc says – reply to this


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      I'm prettier then my momma

    47. I can't believe I actually commented says – reply to this


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      hey steedle, no she isn't. she's actually mexican and was adopted by lionel richie who is in fact black.

    48. Kay says – reply to this


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      star is crazy if she thinks I'm gonna lick that peanut butter off her

    49. Star Jones's Dog says – reply to this


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      ARF ARF!! I LOVE PEANUT BUTTER!! BUT WHY DOES SHE RUB IT ALL OVER HER VAGINA???

    50. Craig says – reply to this


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      "Help me! This starving fag hag is gonna blow and eat me for supper!!!!"

    51. sheron411 says – reply to this


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      The pup would say, "ho sit down!"

    52. Alesa says – reply to this


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      HELP ME!!!

    53. olives says – reply to this


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      …..don't tell Mom, but I just pooped in that lady's hat!

    54. me says – reply to this


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      #3, Jennifer, Nicole Richie is black,lol.

    55. narles says – reply to this


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      BARF

    56. Eat Me says – reply to this


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      Wait, which one is the dog in the picture?

    57. drunkard says – reply to this


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      she def. looked better when she was heavier.

      signed,
      a long time perez fan getting bored.

    58. b says – reply to this


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      "she puts alpo on her coochie and lets me lick it off!"

    59. STAR JONES' DOG says – reply to this


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      HELP ME!! SHE FORCES ME TO LICK HER ASS!!!!

    60. FARTO says – reply to this


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      PLease help me….this crazzzy horny bitch is married to a big dicksmoker.

    61. caogirl says – reply to this


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      this is the biggest poop i've ever had

    62. ed says – reply to this


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      castro is not dead

    63. BeckyH says – reply to this


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      OMG #51… I was going to post the SAME thing but thought y'all would think it was too gross! Hehe… :-)

    64. Fitzy says – reply to this


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      How the hell is allll of her skin so taut? (sp?) I mean there is no sagging AT ALL and lost about 500 lbs. Her neck looks perfect & her cheeks look perfect, she must have the most amazing surgeon. How the hell old is she & she looks that good??! Too bad she didn't have the awesome surgeon who did her face do her boobs……LOL

    65. Haute Tubb says – reply to this


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      This trick is just a beard.

    66. Christine says – reply to this


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      Star Jones does not belong in the Hamptons. She should stay in LA or wherever her and big gay Al feed. She was a big, fat bitch pig before. Now she's a freakish, dis-proportioned bitch pig. Maybe she'll lose so much weight, she'll fall through her asshole and strangle herself!

    67. AMC* MUAHHHZZZ says – reply to this


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      GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE !!!!!!!

    68. BeckyH says – reply to this


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      Nicole Richie's ethnicity: Caucasian, Black Creole and Hispanic extraction

    69. insanitytwin1 says – reply to this


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      Im Stars substiute for Big Gay Al in the bedroom….. PETA HELP ME!!!!!!!!!

    70. Raven says – reply to this


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      The bitch tried to eat me last night…..HELP….don't let her do it to me again! (that is what the poor lil pooch would say)

    71. Mr Peepers says – reply to this


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      …I can't believe they let us in.

    72. Fidel Castro says – reply to this


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      I am still alive fagggggg!!!!!!

    73. AnyKnockOff says – reply to this


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      Woof! I want to chew on her saggy skin like beef jerky!

    74. shirley says – reply to this


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      get me the fuck outta here!

    75. kat k says – reply to this


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      "thank god she got gastric bypass surgery because for a while there i thought she was going to eat me".

    76. LizzieHead says – reply to this


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      Help me before she eats me!

    77. iloveperez says – reply to this


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      can somebody tell this bitches husband to stop fucking me!

    78. cherie says – reply to this


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      If Star Jones‘ dog could talk, she’d say ____________.

      … Dayum, mama don't feed me like she used to.

    79. Yodel says – reply to this


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      Daddy Al is just like me! He likes to sniff around other guy's rear ends.

    80. sms says – reply to this


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      Damn-
      Where's that fat bitch that use to own me?

    81. Trannie says – reply to this


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      "don't eat me" hahaha

    82. ModanoGirl says – reply to this


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      Her head still looks like it belongs on a fat chick so she looks like a bobble head.

    83. kissy who? says – reply to this


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      pinkie says where's thumb? :P

    84. Pattu says – reply to this


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      "and you think I'm the bitch"

    85. agster says – reply to this


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      Seriously, why is everyone so evil to this woman? What the hell has she done other than try to improve herself and live happily with her family? She's intelligent and accomplished, what's the big deal…I don't get it…Its amazing to me how people so blindly follow the opinions of others…whatever happened to perspective?

    86. Justin says – reply to this


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      mommy tried to eat me

    87. Lindsay says – reply to this


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      HELP!

    88. Shamantha says – reply to this


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      "Please Help Me.. Al molests Me.."

    89. Brandon Flowers' Mistress! says – reply to this


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      She'd say-"I'm Not The Dog Here!!!!! She Is!!!!

    90. BS SAN FRANCISCO says – reply to this


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      STAR JONES' DOG: "I USED TO BE A PONY, THEN STAR GOT MY STOMACH STAPLED."

    91. CharlieTheVoice says – reply to this


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      "These left over skin folds keep me so warm!"

    92. Ashley says – reply to this


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      sh'e a bigger bitch than i am!

    93. Allie says – reply to this


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      THA BITCH PUT PINK BOWS IN MY HAIR!

    94. Germany says – reply to this


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      …the guy in the back looks hot though…

      if the dog could talk she´d say:
      old lady- let me down…i ´ld like to get fuckin outta here…uaaaaahhhhh!

    95. flutterfli007 says – reply to this


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      "at least one of us is cute!"

    96. Alesha says – reply to this


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      If Star Jones‘ dog could talk, she’d say ____________.

      ….. "Damn Mom, Your head dont fit on your body anymore." her head is bigger then her body right now..and i dont think she is at the right weight anymore..Your skin should not look like its being pulled from your shoulders..its discusting.

    97. perezEATSshit says – reply to this


      97

      Perez is a clown!

    98. jarvis says – reply to this


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      my mommy got married to a gold digger… and please don't cut your extra skin off from the gastro…. cause it's a nice pillow….

    99. Lala Bush says – reply to this


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      …I thought I was the main bitch but I guess it's you.

    100. evilpakman says – reply to this


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      "i would be better off with michael vick"

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