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This is the best shiz!

We all know Andy Dick loves dick, but these pics are on a whole other level!!!!

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Comic Andy Dick was not very funny this past weekend at a gay club in Ohio. In fact, he was disgustingly inappropriate. And we LOVE it!

Thank God so many quick-acting PerezHilton.com readers have digital cameras. We live for this!

Dick was at Axis nightclub in Columbus, which caters to the queer college boys at OSU. He was in town for a booking at FunnyBone, but it got cancelled. Ah well.

Andy rolled into the club and went on a rampage.

One PerezHilton.com reader tells us, "Andy solicited me in the bathroom, and he tried to urinate on me." Ewwwww! "Not only that, he also proceeded to attemp to piss on my for a good 30 seconds, with many people witnessing it. I had to inform him that I was not into water sports. He was beyond drunk. He seemed cracked out as fuck. And for the record, AndyDick's 'dick' is not that impressive."

Another Perezcious reader tells us that Andy did have sex in the bathroom (with another clubgoer).

"He was hitting on and making out with guys all night," says yet another spywitness. "Everyone was taking pictures! At the end of the night, he was so intoxicated that he had to be carried out of the club!"

Dick also tried to score some cocaine from a few PerezHilton.com readers, they told us.

"He kept slurring all night long," says someone who came in conctact with him. "He could barely speak."

We love you Andy Dick.

Don't change!!!!!

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447 comments to “He Likes 'Em Young”

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  1. hhjk says – reply to this


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    first bitches

  2. Neha says – reply to this


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    I guess there ARE times when Perez doesn't make my day =(

  3. nat says – reply to this


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    eww

  4. kaite says – reply to this


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    gay-ross

  5. juhe says – reply to this


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    oh waht a spaz

  6. a;dkf says – reply to this


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    firsttt

  7. Sherlock says – reply to this


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    Very interesting

  8. brandy says – reply to this


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    hahahahah. how fucked up is he right now?

  9. first says – reply to this


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    first. ew

  10. A says – reply to this


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    Andy Dick is a fucking dick.

  11. MB says – reply to this


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    Awesome!

  12. HAHA says – reply to this


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    HAHAHA

  13. one says – reply to this


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    31

  14. Turd Skinned Ape says – reply to this


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    WHAT IS UP MY OLD ASS NIGGGGGGGGGAAZ?

  15. LonelyGirl31 says – reply to this


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    He is so gross.

  16. lilolone says – reply to this


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    what a sloppy drunk

  17. Sara says – reply to this


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    first

  18. NAITE says – reply to this


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    EEEEEWWWWWW

  19. perezISmyGUILTYpleasure says – reply to this


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    now THAT'S what I'm talking about. YEAHHHHH! good shit, Perez.

  20. Alicia says – reply to this


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    wow someone is a little drunk.. ewwww

  21. gizzle says – reply to this


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    go bucks

  22. dre0dre says – reply to this


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    thats soo freakin' sad….

  23. Mosa says – reply to this


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    eeeewwww

  24. Scuba Chick says – reply to this


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    Haha! Did he throw up on himself???

  25. m- says – reply to this


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    first
    LOL

  26. michael says – reply to this


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    Wow what a wreck and shame on those twinks for indulging him, i hope they got paid at least .

  27. lakevubud says – reply to this


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    OMG…he's sweatin & dribbling & drooling & slurrring and spilling his drink & slobberiing & offering head plus a big old pit stain and drool or piss on his shirt.
    Can anyone say trainwreck?

  28. Vendela says – reply to this


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    Nasty, NASTY little man!

  29. liz says – reply to this


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    First

  30. Sara says – reply to this


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    Is that piss all over his shirt? Yuk. I think I just barfed in my mouth.

  31. uncrxgirl2007 says – reply to this


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    first, i think,lol

  32. Javier says – reply to this


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    i want some andy dick !!!

  33. kristen says – reply to this


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    eww

  34. ANDY DICK MUST DIE says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  35. Roni says – reply to this


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    poor guy….not gonna lie, i'm highly entertained…but seriously, how embarassing!

  36. Andrea says – reply to this


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    is his chin real? it looks disgusting!

  37. suzy says – reply to this


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    Ewww! He is disgusting

  38. Amanda says – reply to this


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    Doesn't Andy look like he could be Anderson Cooper's embarrassing fraternal twin that nobody talks about? Too Funny!

  39. cball says – reply to this


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    *Hahahahahahaha 1st

  40. emily says – reply to this


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    oh my gosh!

    first.

  41. traci says – reply to this


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    good god he is so WET and trashed-looking. if i were a famous-ish celebrity who could get away with it, i would OH SO TOTALLY be trying to get up on all the barely legal college boys i could, so whatev. you go, andy dick!

    ALTHOUGH this does make me aware of the sexist double standard yadda yadda - Britney & Lindsey & etc doing this same thing is horrible & life-wrecking but Andy Dick doing it is awesome and funny… hrmmmmm

  42. bella says – reply to this


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    OMG!OMG!OMG!

  43. skinnygirluver says – reply to this


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    Wow!!!! I think I just threw up in my mouth.

  44. tres says – reply to this


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    I hope everyone in these pictures see themselves and realize how lost they are. This is so sad.

  45. YoMama says – reply to this


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    That picture makes me nauseous! It looks like he puked on himself… ugh look at the pic where he's kissing that boy…he's either drooling or its puke. BLEGH!!

  46. Laura Roberts says – reply to this


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    WHAT A STONE COLD LOSAH!

  47. Ri says – reply to this


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    I thought he was married with kids…what happened to that…

  48. Mia says – reply to this


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    He is so gross. I don't know anyone, male or female who would want to make out with him or his D-list celebrity status. He looks and acts disgusting. I'm glad Lovitz banged a fist in his nose. Party on Andy–so you can put your miserable ass and me out of our misery.

  49. aquaboogie says – reply to this


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    TO THE HIP-HOP, HIP-HOP HIPPOPOTAMUS!

  50. Christina says – reply to this


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    That's beyond gross.

  51. Dick Lover says – reply to this


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    I was in the bathroom with him. He tried to piss on me but I turned the tables and pissed on him. At first it was on his foot, but he got on his knees and that's when I pissed on his shirt. He did seem all all spaced out, but he was pretty fun. He tried to get me to come back to his hotel, but I had to decline.

  52. gentle ben says – reply to this


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    holy crap!

  53. Aimee says – reply to this


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    Haha, i looove him…but these pictures are pretty bad!

  54. annie says – reply to this


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    haha the male LiLo

  55. Karleigh says – reply to this


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    wow im so embarassed for andy dick.

  56. oliver says – reply to this


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    Sad man. Very sad.

  57. Tori says – reply to this


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    I didnt know he was so fn gross………EWWWW was he spilling drinks all over his self?/ ewwww

  58. DE says – reply to this


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    The one time you needed to put…'If you are easily offended' click here……

  59. Christine says – reply to this


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    I must say these pics made me vomit a bit in my mouth. What a disgusting pig he is. He's rude, crude, thoroughly unattractive and socially unacceptable. What a sloppy, drooling drunken mess he is! I thought he was funny, but, now I'll never look at him the same again. Are those two guys in the one pic gonna try to eat his ass? *barf*

  60. Jlynn says – reply to this


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    eww.. gross

  61. maddie says – reply to this


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    he's such a nasty sloppy PIG

  62. jabberwocky says – reply to this


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    who the hell is he and who cares? what goes on in clubs should stay in clubs, I do believe

  63. A i d e e x says – reply to this


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    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  64. jelli says – reply to this


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    I thought he was still "straight"??? (at least saying he was…)

  65. Slut says – reply to this


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    I bet he smells like ass and cologne.

  66. yawzooo good one P says – reply to this


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    hahah these pics are the jackpot…kudos to those readers, I know next time when I go clubbing im gonna have my digicam with me.

  67. You and Me says – reply to this


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    Who Cares?

  68. Tammy says – reply to this


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    This seedy side of the gay world makes me sick. I love people of all persuasions, but this is hedonistic and disgusting. First of all, Andy is FUGLY. Secondly, these boys are obviously taking advantage of this celebutard to make fun of him and take his pic for your site. Many comedians are manic depressives and ultimately act destructively until suicide or OD time. This is the path this f-er is on, and it looks as if he deserves his fate. How pathetic and nasty. This is what he is living for? What a waste of space.

  69. Christine says – reply to this


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    #42 - I don't think it's a double standard. Nicole, Lindsay & Paris were all driving drunk. It doesnt appear that he would be driving. He was probably throwing up in the back seat 5 minutes after these pics were taken.

  70. yikes says – reply to this


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    that's fucking disgusting

  71. beck says – reply to this


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    We DON"T love you Andy dick, change into a human being, or just choke on whatever and die. Foul specimen!

  72. Cboy says – reply to this


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    Wooo, those college boys are fine. Why waste time on the drunken has-been?

  73. HIGAIL! says – reply to this


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    I saw him last night and he was horrible. It wasn't even funny. His son went on before him and BOMBED. Like crickets in the room bombed. It sucks ’cause we were so excited…

  74. mimi says – reply to this


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    damn

  75. Genevieve says – reply to this


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    That's sad. He did a brilliant comedy album awhile ago on getting busted, going to jail and rehab, and then getting sober. He was sober for a few years after that, and obviously not anymore! Hope he gets some help and stops making such an ass of himself.

  76. LuvnmesumPerez says – reply to this


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    I don't know who is worse? The has been drunk comic or the wanna bees? Pathetic to say the least.

  77. way past says – reply to this


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    gross

  78. CBoy says – reply to this


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    Wooo, those college boys are fine. Why waste time on that has-been?

  79. Todd says – reply to this


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    Andy is starting to look like Dr. Drew from Loveline… maybe a seperated at birth is needed

  80. Randi says – reply to this


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    jesus…….wow…….have some tact………..and maybe a shower

  81. bearvomit says – reply to this


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    What kind of event in a person's life would turn them into such a mess? He must have been anally raped with a cattle prod by his dad everynight. A sad, SAD mess. He's writing his own E! true hollywood story as we speak.

  82. ZACK says – reply to this


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    "ANDY DICK IS SO GAY HIS CHAPSTICK IS COCK-FLAVORED."-Lisa Lampanelli

  83. andrew says – reply to this


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    these pics make me wanna puke a little

  84. Ubershmoo says – reply to this


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    He's the biggest pretty wreck I've ever seen! Okay, maybe not the prettiest. By a longshot…. Hm. On second thought, he's the biggest OOOGLIEST wreck I've ever seen.

    www.myspace.com/ubershmoo1973

  85. Shame on you says – reply to this


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    Shame on whomever think this is funny. If it was a girl that drunk and everyone laughing and feeding her drinks it wouldnt be as funny. I cannot help but feel bad for Andy. He is obviously wasted and maybe on something and we all know what it is like to be that or half of that at least, but for the most part, noone would have a camera. What the fuck is wrong with people. Leave him alone.

  86. gigi says – reply to this


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    What's all over his shirt - cum?!? LMAO!

  87. Putrid says – reply to this


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    Gross! Some of those guys are barely legal.

    It reminds me of that website where that sleazy old man with a beard pays handsome young men to let him do them.

    Perez, this is even worse than your "Crisco's Balls" or Azis sitting in a chair with a big boner.

  88. DIAMOND says – reply to this


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    ANDY DICK I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! THAT IS MY KIND OF CELEBRITY!!!!!

  89. jennzz says – reply to this


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    eww,, Andy Dick is iccky! these lil boys that played with him are silly,,, and slutty ,, desperate,, etc,, hehee
    again,,
    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  90. anonymous bastard says – reply to this


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    CASTRO STILL ALIVE!

    You freaking liar. When will you say the truth? That you are a big, fat, gay asshole who believes every stupid shit?

  91. Jamie Kinlochan says – reply to this


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    I don't know what's more vomit inducing: Andy Dick looking like the World's Biggest Douche or those twinky little hangers on who are skeezing all over him.

  92. AskThisBlackWoman says – reply to this


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    That doesn't look like Andy Dick.

  93. A. Poggia Turra says – reply to this


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    Time to book a plane to Columbus!!!! :D

  94. jennifer says – reply to this


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    you should be ashamed of yourself You being a gay man yourself . To show another human being so vunerable and having a laugh at his expensive . Really I know you have had people probably make fun of you and you probably have made some bad choices that were not exposed on the internet for every one to laugh and ridicule at.Like where do you draw the line . I think your the pathetic one . Now laugh and justify it with your silly get ups and silly hair do's and big ego . I feel so sorry for you . BUt then you would say your a a equal opportunist …. you shit on everybody .

  95. Hyde says – reply to this


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    This isn't entertaining, it's pathetic and disgusting. Doesn't he have kids? Guess he doesn't care. What a jerk. I heart Jon Lovitz.

  96. KLo says – reply to this


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    Um, what are they all looking at under the table? Ewwwwwwwww

  97. EW says – reply to this


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    ANDY DICK IS FUCKING DISGUSTING IN EVERY WAY IMAGINABLE.

  98. blackwidow says – reply to this


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    Perez, I used to live in C-Town for a while, and I've been to the Axis! I wished to all get out that I was there to witness this atrocity. I agree, this only makes me LOVE Andy Dick even more! He should title his memoirs: My Life As A. Dick!

  99. raeberac says – reply to this


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    ew ew ewww! i puked a little… not even a little, alot. this is sick. quick post something better up before i go to school! gah, can't have this be the last thing i see!!!

    by the way gwen stefani was amazing in concert in malaysia!

  100. vix says – reply to this


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    Is that cummmm all over his shirt??????????? ewww

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