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This is the best shiz!

We all know Andy Dick loves dick, but these pics are on a whole other level!!!!

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Comic Andy Dick was not very funny this past weekend at a gay club in Ohio. In fact, he was disgustingly inappropriate. And we LOVE it!

Thank God so many quick-acting PerezHilton.com readers have digital cameras. We live for this!

Dick was at Axis nightclub in Columbus, which caters to the queer college boys at OSU. He was in town for a booking at FunnyBone, but it got cancelled. Ah well.

Andy rolled into the club and went on a rampage.

One PerezHilton.com reader tells us, "Andy solicited me in the bathroom, and he tried to urinate on me." Ewwwww! "Not only that, he also proceeded to attemp to piss on my for a good 30 seconds, with many people witnessing it. I had to inform him that I was not into water sports. He was beyond drunk. He seemed cracked out as fuck. And for the record, AndyDick's 'dick' is not that impressive."

Another Perezcious reader tells us that Andy did have sex in the bathroom (with another clubgoer).

"He was hitting on and making out with guys all night," says yet another spywitness. "Everyone was taking pictures! At the end of the night, he was so intoxicated that he had to be carried out of the club!"

Dick also tried to score some cocaine from a few PerezHilton.com readers, they told us.

"He kept slurring all night long," says someone who came in conctact with him. "He could barely speak."

We love you Andy Dick.

Don't change!!!!!

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447 comments to “He Likes 'Em Young”

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  1. megs says – reply to this


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    kathy griffin, you're his friend, please: intervention!

  2. Gringo says – reply to this


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    Christ, that is nasty on so many levels. I love the gays, but have some freaking dignity man. Those twinks seem to be really fucking with Dick who seems to have no idea what's going on. Was he dribbling all over his shirt? Little Britain's Matt Lucas is 1000 times hotter than this mess.

  3. Buckeye fan says – reply to this


    203

    I-O!!

  4. yeah right says – reply to this


    204

    he looks like don knotts.

  5. the real andy dick says – reply to this


    205

    My wife and kids are so proud of me!

  6. GIGI says – reply to this


    206

    I am not very religious Perez, but today is Sunday, holy day…You should have waited til tomorrow to post all of these vomiting sickening pics…Andy is just lost, a lost soul!!! he is leaving hell in earth for sure!!! poor thing…he is completely fucked…

  7. jimkhm says – reply to this


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    I am sending you love Andy, but what you really need is a Daddy not a bunch of playmates that have contempt for you. Andy needs some discipline.

  8. nable says – reply to this


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    one of my friends is in there…….i think…..noooo!!!!

  9. Dom L says – reply to this


    209

    LOL vicious fags, what a gr8 nite that must've been :p

  10. kim says – reply to this


    210

    where are the pictures of the acutal kisses?!

  11. Tina says – reply to this


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    i hope his "wife" or "ex-wife" took his? kids away from him. those kids should not know that he his their father.

  12. jbravo says – reply to this


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    last couple of pics - blue shirt and white hat - that's me! Andy rode in my back seat of my car! LOL that night was retarded!!!!

  13. oh, jackie says – reply to this


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    ohmygosh i know the guy to the right of andy dick in the green shirt on the first few pictures!! so much more happened then what is posted!! and mister green shirt is also mister bathroom!!

  14. omgwtfbbq says – reply to this


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    why does andy dick look like the dad from ALF?????

  15. Mr. Blutarsky says – reply to this


    215

    Hope he dies of AIDS. What a digusting individual.

  16. Ace says – reply to this


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    What a disgrace. Disgusting.

  17. DF says – reply to this


    217

    I was there, I live one street down from Axis!!! And HELL NO…I did not go near the mess! He had his dick out on the outside patio too.

  18. Rocky says – reply to this


    218

    I really did not need to see this. It's pathetic.

  19. RyN says – reply to this


    219

    Yeah, this is all true, even the sex in the bathroom part. Not really sure who took these pics, but one of my friends was the one that andy had the sex with. Anyways, great shit!

  20. Ryan says – reply to this


    220

    Wow… I dont know who took these pictures, but its all true, even the part about the sex in the bathroom, it was my friend who got sex'd in the bathroom by andy dick. Great shit!

  21. Thorn says – reply to this


    221

    Why was Andy in a gay bar if he wasn't looking for a gay fling?

  22. Moon says – reply to this


    222

    Great, next we'll see pictures of him glory-holing in the bathouse.

  23. elisa says – reply to this


    223

    :( . this is so pathetic and sad. must've been pretty bad waking up hungover to _this_

  24. Pinky Lee says – reply to this


    224

    I Know why Diana died!

  25. smorf says – reply to this


    225

    He kinda looks like a very drunk and sloppy Anderson Cooper

  26. floss says – reply to this


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    Son of a b! That club is mere miles away from me!! Why did I not become a fag-hag all those years ago?!?!

  27. slick nick says – reply to this


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    Damn, I totally go to that bar all the time and I wish I woulda went that night.. That woulda been some awesome publicity!!

  28. xoxo says – reply to this


    228

    He is a drug addict and a loser. He is not even funny, wonder why he keeps getting jobs?

  29. Jeff says – reply to this


    229

    What is with the acceptance of gay pedophelia?

  30. MJH says – reply to this


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    I don't know what's worse; Andy Dick being a sad mess, or these losers making out with him!! eww………

  31. MMOM says – reply to this


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    Come on folks,

    These comments about the "Fags" taking advantage of Andy Dick are just stupid. I am friends with the boys in the photos, and each and everyone of them are very good people. None of them "took advantage" of the situation, they merely had fun hanging out with a "celebrity" that clearly has issues. That having been said I believe a true and full blow by blow of all the actual events of the evening were emailed to Perez by Jbravo. I love ya guys which is why I'm defending you after reading all of these "taken advantage" comments but I've still got to say EWWWWWWWW Andy Dick!

    Kisses,

    James

  32. cdmrdh says – reply to this


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    THIS ONE SHOULD BE A
    "IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED DON'T CLICK HERE" POSTING….
    THIS IS DOWNRIGHT GROSS & OFFENSIVE, HONESTLY.
    HE'S A HO AND SHOULD GET SOME HELP!!
    EWWW.

  33. danger dick says – reply to this


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    I FEEL SORRY FOR HIS KIDS!!! : (
    grow up!

  34. BS says – reply to this


    234

    WHO WOULD WANT THAT OLD FART!

  35. Old Man says – reply to this


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    Shouldn't that old man be dating men his own age? He looks gross.

  36. Brian Gallagher says – reply to this


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    Leave it to dirty old Axis to host this mess!

  37. JIMMY J says – reply to this


    237

    My old stombing ground bar.. ohh AXIS things never change..

  38. Laura says – reply to this


    238

    I'm glad I didn't go this weekend, then. Maybe next weekend, I'll go since he won't be there!!

    I

  39. mez says – reply to this


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    little dickie, you're the bomb!

  40. not so funny says – reply to this


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    this is one of my good friends dad…

    i've met him and hung out with him a couple times… he really isn't that bad

    he just likes to drink haha
    come on don't we all have nights like this??

    my poor friend has to deal with this all the time

  41. andyisafag says – reply to this


    241

    maybe it was nick hogan who andy dick was having sex with in the bathroom of the gay club !!

  42. butt crack says – reply to this


    242

    clearly the ones who should be the most ashamed are those little queens who made out with him. do they have no standards or self respect?

  43. kathie! says – reply to this


    243

    In the third photo it looks like one of his failed conquest has whipped a fried egg at his shirt.

  44. doh says – reply to this


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    all this shows is that he's a spiller and a kisser and he's a bit stumbley. AD is a good guy.

  45. Maddie says – reply to this


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    That's seriously gross. He needs to check himself into rehab hanging his head in shame, and disappear for a year or so. Did he barf or drool or piss upwards onto his shirt? This is just sickening. For once, I am not amused.

  46. Columbus Sucks says – reply to this


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    OHIO GAY GUYS are the worst of all!
    These fukers are whack!

  47. Hello Kitty says – reply to this


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    While he is a walking PRICK !

    I smell a TWINK $et up big time !

    Dumb ass is out by himself drunk off his ass, and 2 pieces of arm candy just happen to fall into his lap.

  48. max says – reply to this


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    wow… earth to dick-head Andy… YOU HAVE NO CARRER.

    you belong there throwing up on yourself, making yourself look like a man-whore. eww

  49. BigBlondeJen says – reply to this


    249

    :-O What is he-60 years old now? Totally gross and degrading and inappropriate and disgusting behaviour, Mister Dick. Keep it up!

  50. gross says – reply to this


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    queers…looks like someone in their 100s kissing.

  51. Mark says – reply to this


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    What is there really left to say about this! I'm on the floor fucking laughing my ass off, but since I think Andy is such a brilliant comic I'm not going to trash him!
    Hey, as long as it doesn't hurt anyone, you gotta do whatever pleases you. If I had his money and fame I would be slobbering all over 18 year old girls at the annual cheerleader convention!!

  52. Andy is a loser says – reply to this


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    Whast a fucking MESS.

    And Andy has kids.

    Youre a fucked up dad Andy.

  53. girlygirl says – reply to this


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    I was there that night…it was amazing! he hooked up with two of my friends, and i can name at least one person in each picture (besides AD, of course). He was ridiculous that night, but it didn't stop my friends from getting a HJ there and sex later.
    The best part came after the club closed, when the police came and taserd a guy.

    fun shit

  54. Lin says – reply to this


    254

    HEY ANDY…do you hear that flushing sound? It's the last bit of your career going down.

  55. Paul and Steve says – reply to this


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    I love axis, that's where I get my drugs and chase the bug. I also LOVE cum-blow-us (Columbus)!!!! YAY fly skybus and get here asap

  56. #1bitch says – reply to this


    256

    i didnt know he was gay lol what a slut

  57. Heidi Ho says – reply to this


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    vile pig - is that piss all over his shirt? those boys have to be complete losers to be felching him - hpw could you even get close to his grossness? what a troll.

  58. June says – reply to this


    258

    I laughed for about five minutes straight after seeing these pictures.

    Keep in mind, ladies and gentlemen, Andy Dick has, like, three kids. IMAGINE seeing photos of your father like this.

  59. Fawaz says – reply to this


    259

    I was the one he tried to pee on. It was HORRIFYING, hahahaha

  60. Miss Luciee Loo says – reply to this


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    omgeee!
    andy is such a fuck up, fo' sho.
    anyway, fuck up or not, he's hella funny.
    i'd be his fag hag.
    i love me some fagggsss!!

  61. done of ur busnus says – reply to this


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    Whow… perez some times u go 2 far this is none of ur bisnus . put since u did post it it's everyones! I'm going 2 send this 2 all of my friends! pce

  62. 18p says – reply to this


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    you know what's really sad? As you can all see, this guy has a problem, and he is being taken advantage of by this "friends"
    Famous has turned into a sad and mean word. Here we can see it in it's true colour!!!!!!
    Andy I wish you the best in life and please remember how great life truely can be!!!!!!

  63. Beetch says – reply to this


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    When did he get so old?

  64. David Gunn says – reply to this


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    Andy Dick was an absolute unattractive mess. I cant believe my friends stooped to the level of his abyss! Yuck. The last three pics on this story are mine. I shudder to think of the damage I could do with a professional camera! Keep up the good work Perez. Exposing sleaze his a great public service. Ha Ha!

  65. VegasMama says – reply to this


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    You know what, I feel really bad for him. The pictures are really very sad. It's so sad the way the people in the first few pics are very obviously taking advantage of his condition, and him. truly, they should be ashamed. Faults or not, he's a human being. A little dignity would go a long way. I was glad to see his lady friend pull him out of there. I think maybe rehab would be a good next step.

  66. lala says – reply to this


    266

    wow
    andy kind of looks like
    a cross between anderson cooper and bill gates

  67. farren says – reply to this


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    I just threw-up a little in my mouth . . .

  68. camaguey says – reply to this


    268

    This guy is a disgusting wreck. Does he work any more? Troublemaker loser.

  69. YO MOMMA says – reply to this


    269

    THAT IS SO SAD..SO SAD… HOW EMBARRASING IS THAT?

  70. Dave King says – reply to this


    270

    Ewww he's got more sweat on him than a football player.

    Looks like he robbed a Value Village charity bin to get those clothes, too!

  71. the Bostonian says – reply to this


    271

    Wadda Train Wreck!!!!! Sheesh….

    (and I'm sorry… "star" or not, who'd WANT to tap that?!? Seriously!)

  72. SAMMY says – reply to this


    272

    ARE YOU SURE THAT'S NOT DR. DREW?

  73. LISA, JESSIE AND AARON says – reply to this


    273

    WE HAVE NO IDEA WHO THIS GROSS GUY IS, BUT HE LOOKS LIKE A TOTAL LOSER! MY GAY FRIENDS AND I ARE DISGUSTED BY THESE SEEDY PICTURES.

    WHO IS THIS MAN???? WE LIVE IN AUSTRALIA AND HONESTLY HAVE NEVER HEARD OF HIM. HE JUST LOOKS LIKE A DISGUSTING OLD MAN THAT'S HITTING ON YOUNG MEN. WHAT A SEEDY DIRTY OLD MAN YUK, YUK YUK. I HOPE THOSE BOYS MUM'S DON'T SEE THESE PICS. THEY HONESTLY MAKE ME AND MY "GAY" FRIENDS SICK.

  74. noodles says – reply to this


    274

    My cousin is a bouncer at Micky's in Hollywood and he told me about a spectacle he made of himself around two years a go at the club. He was grabbing guys crotches and asses and throwing glasses against the wall. When my cousin threw him out Andy flipped him off with both hands and my cousin just had to laugh.

  75. Low says – reply to this


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    Andy Dick is a no good waste. He is playing the clubs here in Columbus, Oh and he was set up for the radio interviews to promote the show.. it's part of his contract. He didn't even show up for the radio show…. the show called Dick and his rep. said they could not get him out of bed…. needless to say he had MANY, MANY seats open at the show….. Grow up you DICK!

  76. naughtygreekboi says – reply to this


    276

    i wouldn't mind putting my peepee into green AX shirt boy's mouth

  77. Beth says – reply to this


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    i was there.

    he was, is, and most likely always will be a hot mess.

    those little gay boys with him are the regulars… always whoring themselves out to anything with a "name".

  78. RANDY says – reply to this


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    I was there, and just to let you know those boys would be on anyone with a name in show biz, there regs at there

  79. J-rez says – reply to this


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    I thought thst was Dr. Drew !! He needs to hit those roots with some hair dye….. shiz.

  80. Tammie says – reply to this


    280

    Perezㅡ.ㅡ
    You'd better stop doing this crap. No matter how gay he is, it is none of your biz. He's gotta have his own real life and privacyㅡ.ㅡ. You are going way overboard with revealing his night life. too harshㅡ.ㅡ…. I mean I don't really give a shit about Andy Dick, but you gotta stop making an stupd idiot out of yourself by trying to lure the readers into this rubbish.
    ————– This has been a lady from KOREA——-

  81. J-rez says – reply to this


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    Come on now you cubano perezo. does mr.dick really command soooooo many photos?? Get your shit straight (oh wait…..my bad) not possible. haha. (jk) love ya'!

  82. J-rez says – reply to this


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    she got a point fool! even if it is from friggin korea, or some shit like that. this is not news. we all knows andy dick is a tool. don't capitalize on his gay ass. he's stupid, and that's why he let's this shit happen to him. raise up to some shit that is not overblown and gay motivated. i live in san fransico, i'm not a hater, but your shit is dripping with stupid gay shit! know when to say when perezo cubano……..

  83. friend of phil h. says – reply to this


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    mr. dick deserves all the harshness the world can hand to him. he is RESPONSIBLE for the deaths of phil and bryn hartman (he got her hooked on coke and meth and she went crazy) and also the suicide of david strickland. he is EVIL, SOUL-LESS and DEMONIC. he should just go away ASAP. ask jon lovitz, he'll tell you the same thing.

  84. anderson'stwin says – reply to this


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    Perez, Please, DO A SePERATED AT BIRTH, Dick and ANderson CoOpeR. they totally look alike

  85. smaile says – reply to this


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    OMG, it's a drunk ass sex party. I bet a bunch of them had screaming orgasms and loved it. So what if he is drunk and gay. Have fun in small town USA Andy. Those boys are loving the attention and so is he. I bet everyone else was drunk and many were also doing coke. Like that doesn't actually go on. Duh, of course it does and bars are where that action happens at. Those guys hit the jackpot and got to party with a notorious celebutard party animal. If I was there and young and gay, I would have been right in that mix and peed on him myself, plus done a whole lot of his blow. Then he could have blown me and I would have shot all over his shirt also.

  86. joejs says – reply to this


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    omg hes beyond gross, i almost gag and i cant believe that gayguy would make out with him…..ewwwwwffffffffff

  87. TOM CRUISE IS A WASHED UP GAY MIDGET says – reply to this


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    She's crazy…….and needs rehab. At least Tom Cruise blows in the dark…

  88. Jim says – reply to this


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    This guy'll be the next dead celeb from the looks of it…boy, fame sure is womderful, isn't it?

  89. discomamma says – reply to this


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    Ha ha ha ha ha….wot a dribbling mess - LOVE IT! Soooo messed up it's tragic (but hilarious)…those poor party boyz look like they could catch all sorts of ickyness from him!

  90. JoeyPhuckingPhabulous says – reply to this


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    OMG.. DICKS pupils are enormous… and all the boys around him, are very ugly might i add.. columbus ohio, the gay mecca of the midwest.. I WISH andy dick had better taste… hes very ugly himself though.. CIAO bizitches.. AIM GuCCiBoi711

  91. Phillip says – reply to this


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    Why didnt they take a pic of his dick?

  92. this guy is nasty says – reply to this


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    It is not the fact that he is gay, but why? make your business known?
    If he want to have a orgy, then fine, but why have a orgy in a booth in a public setting? That is not hot at all! his nasty looking face, his chin is jusr disgusting alone..GROSS! he needs to grow up! If people saw a woman like that..they would call her a whore, trailer trash, ghetto trash, etc
    why is it double standard..even if he is a goldmine for aids!

  93. MESS says – reply to this


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    What a mess this guy is. What's all over his shirt? jizz?? lol … he's gross!!!

  94. brittttt says – reply to this


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    does no one else find it fucking sick that he's sweaty and wet in every picture. i know my gays like to have a little fun, but my gays have some dignity. gay club=great. andy dick's nasty dick in a gay club=andy dick. seriously come on literally that was gag worthy and he looks like a dirty old man, and he looks like he stinks. bathe your dick. dick

  95. marta says – reply to this


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    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
    I wont be able to sleep for the next thirty years…

  96. angie says – reply to this


    296

    eww..dirty old man

  97. sheila says – reply to this


    297

    this is just nasty…..i mean im not talking about being gay…thats cool…your choice…but good grief show some class….andy dick is just NASTY

  98. Snarky Bitch says – reply to this


    298

    MY EYES MY EYES, I DIDN'T NEED TO SEE THAT

  99. Horny Housewife says – reply to this


    299

    Oh my gosh. The urge to masterbate to ANYTHING today has left my body.

  100. lala says – reply to this


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    He lookes like he was drugged up .. my gawd, I am not sure he even knew where he was … oh well, its true and who cares !!

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