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This is the best shiz!

We all know Andy Dick loves dick, but these pics are on a whole other level!!!!

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Comic Andy Dick was not very funny this past weekend at a gay club in Ohio. In fact, he was disgustingly inappropriate. And we LOVE it!

Thank God so many quick-acting PerezHilton.com readers have digital cameras. We live for this!

Dick was at Axis nightclub in Columbus, which caters to the queer college boys at OSU. He was in town for a booking at FunnyBone, but it got cancelled. Ah well.

Andy rolled into the club and went on a rampage.

One PerezHilton.com reader tells us, "Andy solicited me in the bathroom, and he tried to urinate on me." Ewwwww! "Not only that, he also proceeded to attemp to piss on my for a good 30 seconds, with many people witnessing it. I had to inform him that I was not into water sports. He was beyond drunk. He seemed cracked out as fuck. And for the record, AndyDick's 'dick' is not that impressive."

Another Perezcious reader tells us that Andy did have sex in the bathroom (with another clubgoer).

"He was hitting on and making out with guys all night," says yet another spywitness. "Everyone was taking pictures! At the end of the night, he was so intoxicated that he had to be carried out of the club!"

Dick also tried to score some cocaine from a few PerezHilton.com readers, they told us.

"He kept slurring all night long," says someone who came in conctact with him. "He could barely speak."

We love you Andy Dick.

Don't change!!!!!

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447 comments to “He Likes 'Em Young”

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  1. Curious in Connecticut says – reply to this


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    PEREZ This is just too gross. Please take it of. UGH.
    How disgusting. He is so out of it. SO primal.
    SUCH a loser.
    It looks like he is a ragdoll the gay boys out there in OHIO are playing with and tossing around.

  2. lynn says – reply to this


    302

    At first look I thought the guy in the navy baseball cap was Kenny Chesney.

  3. Miz Maw says – reply to this


    303

    What a lost and pityful soul. Those images of him will never leave my mind. I'm disgusted.

    Who is that cross-eyed bitch hanging all over him….LOL. She's just as ugly as he is.

  4. Wink says – reply to this


    304

    FOUL MF. Puts Lindsay, Brit and others to shame.

  5. Terry says – reply to this


    305

    What a mess! How old is he?!?! He looked old enough to be father to the kids he was making out with. ugh - that's just gross straight or gay. Why wasn't his manager or someone with him to get him out of that club like 3 hours before he finally left? He's going to be so embarrassed to see these photos, he looks like such a damn fool.

  6. Miss B says – reply to this


    306

    OMG, the guy looks like a f*cking mess!! Good pics but I'm not so sure you should be making fun of him, he probably needs an intervention or something…

  7. damein says – reply to this


    307

    i loved the comments more than the andy dick photos .. ps please don't judge all us australians by them three moles who don't know who andy dick is .. in australia, we are sofisticated .. i love you perez mummy

  8. wetcnt says – reply to this


    308

    This is why real celebrities have publicists - to protect them from themselves. That being said, I love this hot ghetto mess.

  9. gimmegimme says – reply to this


    309

    Holy god, who would want to make out with someone in that condition?!?!?! What a fucked-up closet case. Add him to the rehab/suicice-watch list.

  10. heather says – reply to this


    310

    eww, icky icky poo indeed!

  11. Sergio says – reply to this


    311

    fucking nasty old man!

  12. kilroy says – reply to this


    312

    He is a disgusting pig that needs to be put out! or put in a Prison cell with Big men named Bubba!

  13. MissTermann says – reply to this


    313

    I think it's hillarious that he tries to cover himself when he's outside. But taking pics of him making out and practically having sex are OK.

  14. Janice says – reply to this


    314

    Ewww…gross. He's got horrible taste in boys.

  15. Katie says – reply to this


    315

    Hey Perez - I had some friends that went to the Funny Bone show on Saturday night and it wasn't cancelled. Just wanted to let you know. Love what you do!!

  16. Mairead says – reply to this


    316

    The state he is in in those photographs is actually fucking pathetic.

  17. I don't believe it says – reply to this


    317

    I hate it when Perez OUTS gays, but in this case if you are going to kiss and grope drunk in public with boys than you don't get to deny it. Good Scoop Perez. Stupid and wounder when he will die. He really has become persona non grata because he gets drunk and stupid. On Jimmy Kimmel he was taken off the stage with force for harassing Trumps Daughter who was the following guest (on air). Idiot and not funny. Any one want to bet when he dies of OD?

  18. yo momma says – reply to this


    318

    AX green shirt is pretty damn cute!

  19. Nick says – reply to this


    319

    Andy Dick was only half the story of the night.

    At the same club, a guy was carried out by the police and resisted arrest, so the police beat him. There were large puddles of blood on the pavement outside. And as the club was closing everyone was outside as the police continued to wrestle with the man. There were like 7 cars and 10+ police to arrest this one man. It was insane.

    And Andy Dick was a mess that night. He grabbed this one guy and started demanding that he protect him.

  20. JASON says – reply to this


    320

    SODOM CITY GAYS ARE SO FUCKING NASTY!!!!

  21. Stephanie says – reply to this


    321

    There are no words. Damn.

  22. Stephanie says – reply to this


    322

    There are no words. Damn, Andy.

  23. debbie says – reply to this


    323

    eeewwwwwwww…………. this creature is hideous! I think it may be retarded

  24. p says – reply to this


    324

    OH MY GOSH, I LIVE IN OHIO AND MY LIFE IS SO BORING THAT WHEN SOMEONE INTERESTING COMES TO TOWN I TAKE PICTURES OF THEM AND SEND THEM TO A WEBSITE, IT WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY LIFE!!

    OMG I MADE IT ON PEREZ HILTON NOW I CAN DIE IN OHIO LIKE THE PATHETIC LOSER I AM

  25. Stephanie says – reply to this


    325

    Sometimes there are just no words. Damn, Andy.

  26. Lindsay says – reply to this


    326

    Wow thanks for ruining my cereal. You make me want to throw up in my mouth!

  27. kel says – reply to this


    327

    That is beyond revolting.

  28. michelle says – reply to this


    328

    its not funny anymore. this is sad, i feel so sorry for him. he will probably end up like all his friends that died years ago.

  29. Uta says – reply to this


    329

    WHO IS THAT GUY??? Did I miss something? Every one seems to know him but me??

  30. POOR GUY says – reply to this


    330

    THATS SO SAD. HE WAS REALLY FUNNY BACK IN THE DAY…..

  31. JAMAICAN says – reply to this


    331

    PIC # 13 **** LOOK CAREFULLY**** DOESN'T THAT GUY LOOK LIKE *AL REYNOLDS*** BLUE SHIRT AND WHITE BANDANA****

  32. GERALDO says – reply to this


    332

    THIS IS WHY THE WORLD HATES FUDGEPACKERS SO MUCH THEY ARE TOTALLY GROSS AND NASTY AS SHIT!!!

  33. rjh says – reply to this


    333

    Andy Dick is a mess!

  34. Janedoe says – reply to this


    334

    FUCK EM ALL ANDY!!!

  35. Kelly says – reply to this


    335

    GROSS! GROSS! GROSS! GROSS!

  36. QUINCYGIRL says – reply to this


    336

    YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  37. jc says – reply to this


    337

    What is this thing that gay men do? This pissing on someones leg. I saw some men doing this in New Orleans. If you are out partying and get pissed on wouldnt that be stinkey and gross for the rest of the evening. Why would this be a good thing? Wouldnt that ruin a good party to have someone with piss all over them around you? I dont get it.

  38. jackdope says – reply to this


    338

    DEAD DORK WALKING

  39. FFC_boi says – reply to this


    339

    Shit, are all fags pedos?

  40. KML says – reply to this


    340

    ahahahaha… gotta love a good train wreck!

  41. Julie is laughing says – reply to this


    341

    EeEwwwwwwWWW! is he swetty all over his shirt or did someone throw a drink at him or did he have all his college guys Jizzz all over him?
    Any Dick is a slob! to bad he's nasty! gross and pathetic!

  42. Theresa says – reply to this


    342

    That is whuy people can not stand gays

  43. Theresa says – reply to this


    343

    That looks to be diseased central, that is why people do not like gays

  44. Theresa says – reply to this


    344

    That looks to be disease central, that is why people do not like gays

  45. shell says – reply to this


    345

    Was dick alone? If someones that f***ed up… Help 'em out!!!

    i think there needs to be some Charges Pressed, here.

  46. shawna says – reply to this


    346

    AIDS AIDS AIDS Hey baby boys, we haven't learned anything from earlier years?! Andy is HIV positive and you boys are stupid b/c Andy doesn't care. Get tested bitches & good luck…the cocktail for HIV is just as hellish as the disease.

  47. Gadfly says – reply to this


    347

    That man is so disgusting. For a moment there I thought he had vomited on his tie. And… is he drooling? How can this loser still have a career? (if he ever had one). Gross.

  48. I H8 Fags says – reply to this


    348

    Silly faget dicks are for chicks

  49. cutie pie says – reply to this


    349

    my goodness what a bunch of fagwag losers. so sad these people have to stoop that low for attention. go home with your junk . nobody wants to see this stupid andy dick person.

  50. angelo says – reply to this


    350

    CAN SOMEONE SAY "SHEEEEEEEETY MESS"? ok if you wont! dis biatch is a mess. i loved andy dick but the i loved looked 30 a couple of years ago. this new one? he's like 60! i never thought i would be saying this. OLD GAY PERV! CLEAN IT UP

  51. BJB says – reply to this


    351

    That's so sad, those kids taking advantage of the elderly like that.

  52. Sarai says – reply to this


    352

    PEREZ PLEEEEEEEASE don't show anymore crap about this guy, he is GROSS! He's gross to look at and definetly gross to read about, it's just disturbing on every level. I just barfed all over my keyboard…..

  53. Sammypants says – reply to this


    353

    Young is right!! Cuz the kiz with the florescent green bracelets on and the big sharpee x's on his hands clearly is not old enough to drink! EW.

  54. Sarai says – reply to this


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    Also, this is seriously how people get HIV (fking in the bathroom with a stranger) which is no joke, I bet he's never even been tested, doesn't seem like he cares enough about himself, I mean look at him

  55. jake says – reply to this


    355

    I hope someone else puts a serious ass whoopin on this asshole. peekamo style.

  56. me says – reply to this


    356

    He looks like Dr. Drew

  57. Astar says – reply to this


    357

    Wow he is a drunk mess!! He's not even that special to deserve all of that attention!

  58. Astar says – reply to this


    358

    Wow he is a drunk mess!! He's not even that special to deserve all of that attention!

  59. mamapeg says – reply to this


    359

    why do these people still go out to clubs? fodder for the new wave cell phone paparazi generation…he HAD to know the rest of us would be viewing this.

  60. Here in Columbus says – reply to this


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    Axis is full of underage gay boys, drugs and STD's. Take it from someone who's been there many times. One of the owners is a former cop but obviously has no respect for the law. STAY AS FAR AWAY FROM THAT PLACE AS YOU CAN! DON'T EVER GO THERE PEREZ!

  61. rich says – reply to this


    361

    he kinda looks like Dr. Drew..

  62. lucky says – reply to this


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    ???? Perez! If this had been Britney or Kfed with people crawling all over them suggesting sexual victimization you would be going on about how they need rehab before they end up dead or trying to survive some social disease. Dick is nothing more than a walking poster boy for AA and date rap who should get himself into rehab. He's a drunk.

  63. SassyNorth says – reply to this


    363

    Most days I Love Perez but when picture of this stuff get posted I hate him …. Just not nice Perez …not nice ….. shaking my head …..

  64. DJ Carol says – reply to this


    364

    I heard about this! I live in Columbus. I heard he was making out with boys and crying at Axis. crying and making out.HOT!

  65. amy says – reply to this


    365

    BWAHAHA Axis is AMAZING!

    CBUS making perez history! Ugh finally someone is noticing this town is SWEEEET! lol.

    Classic!

  66. jw says – reply to this


    366

    he's a coke WHORE, he's mean and rude to people…..and he's a fucking washed up joke. I wish he would fuck off.

  67. kalista says – reply to this


    367

    this makes me sick.
    i think im gonna puke!

  68. m a y r a says – reply to this


    368

    DUDE these are HILARIOUS. What a cock fag.

  69. Grant says – reply to this


    369

    The best part is the guys he's mackin on in the booth all have Xs on their hands! Andy would be sucking face with underage hicks! (u get an X if you're 18 but under 21 at clubs in ohio)

  70. meli says – reply to this


    370

    Wow, this is some juicy shizzz….good job Perezito

  71. carzy says – reply to this


    371

    this is very disgusting

  72. izzy says – reply to this


    372

    damn puta handle yo shit! and by that I mean get a single process and wash them grays outta up head!

  73. ginny says – reply to this


    373

    what a skank! ew

  74. rp says – reply to this


    374

    looks like gay dudes are groupies too..not just desperate females for washed up celebrities

  75. Tony says – reply to this


    375

    This guy was never funny and he is now getting pay back for saying nasty things about Lovitz who UNLIKE DICK, IS ACTUALLY FUNNY & HAS TALENT!!! AND HE DICK IS ONE UGLY DUDE!

  76. JOSH says – reply to this


    376

    AND THIS GUY DENIES BEING GAY? LOL….HE IS GAYER THAN ALL OF MY PAST GAY BOYFREINDS COMBINED!!!

  77. emonarch says – reply to this


    377

    ASQUEROSO………shame on you DICK

  78. Emma says – reply to this


    378

    OMG

  79. jr says – reply to this


    379

    So what? He's always like this.

  80. Buy Me A Drink Please! says – reply to this


    380

    Just kinda makes ya wonder whats going on in that club (Axis) Each weekend! ( I think it's time to level it and add a parking garage ) And for those of you (Kids) That are all over Andy(s) Dick ! (1.) I'm sure your laughing and telling all your friends about it as I type (Right?) .. (2.) No Need To Tell Me.. Cause (3.) After looking at these pics, and if I was that little kid making an ass out of myself, I'd be sueing to get them removed (4.) They show just how low a little boy will go for a "MasterCard" with their name on it… (Yeah you got some" Funny Pic's) But just think if you were in his shoe's ! And I sent these pics to your mother for Christmas! The poor guy went out to have some fun! And Columbus fucked it up for him! Just because some kids wanted to have a little fun! Sorry Andy, not all us Gay Boys in Columbus Are this fucked up! Please do come back!

  81. Ashamed In Columbus says – reply to this


    381

    Just kinda makes ya wonder whats going on in that club (Axis) Each weekend! ( I think it's time to level it and add a parking garage ) And for those of you (Kids) That are all over Andy(s) Dick ! (1.) I'm sure your laughing and telling all your friends about it as I type (Right) .. (2.) No Need To Tell Me.. Cause (3.) After looking at these pics I'd be sueing to get them removed (4.) They show just how low a little boy will go for a "MasterCard" with their name on it… (Yeah you got some" Funny Pic's) But just think if you were in his shoe's ! And I sent these pics to your mother for Christmas! The poor guy went out to have some fun! And Columbus fucked it up for him! Just because some kids wanted to have a little fun! Sorry Andy, not all us Gay Boys in Columbus Are this fucked up! Please do come back!

  82. ringo says – reply to this


    382

    why!!!!?

  83. qwerty says – reply to this


    383

    I'm an employee for the FunnyBone in Cbus. We did infact have him on stage for all 6 shows (2 Fri. 3 Sat. and 1 Sun.)

    I hope he didn't give my club a bad name. So much shit happened this weekend that made me shake my head. Not only did he apparently piss in the parking garage he also peed in a sink infront of customers. We had a bunch of unhappy customers. I'll just leave it at what the sign we posted said "The views of Andy Dick don't reflect the views of the FunnyBone or its employees"

  84. Nikki says – reply to this


    384

    These pictures make me sad…and uncomfortable.

  85. nasty says – reply to this


    385

    this is so disturbing on so many levels. Am i the only person that didn't know he was gay? Ijust figured him like david spade, a funny geeky type that chicks loved. I don't know what is more disturbing…the train wreck that is him or the young college guys that are indulging him…those are just young boys that are someone sons that got sent off to college…poor parents!

  86. Tampa_Kenny says – reply to this


    386

    I'm not mad at Andy, the one in the green shirt is HOT!!!

  87. mesohungary says – reply to this


    387

    was he arrested for urinating in public? if so, in Ohio he would be a registered sex offender (not sure what class), how great would that be for this classless piece of shit

  88. mike says – reply to this


    388

    haha! i love it!

  89. Jensation says – reply to this


    389

    This is sad.

  90. Gigi says – reply to this


    390

    He is SO GROSS!

  91. VivaRex! says – reply to this


    391

    hahaha i remember a night like that with andy dick

  92. Rebecca says – reply to this


    392

    That looks like Star Jones' husband in the 11th pic from the top?

  93. jimmy says – reply to this


    393

    WHAT A FREAK

  94. DEMON says – reply to this


    394

    Its funny how he tells ppl that they are losers for going home, when look what he turned into, a fucking nobody who is a cracked out FUCK!!! He knows who this is too!!!!!

  95. memphis girl says – reply to this


    395

    eeeeew!!!!! gross, gross, gross, eeeeeew, eeeeew, gross, gross, yuck, yuck, yuck

  96. twunt-hunter says – reply to this


    396

    Im so fucking repulsed by this that I cant even think of a sarcastic remark…What a massive TWUNT!!!

  97. LA LA says – reply to this


    397

    He's like this at the Abbey in WeHo ALL THE TIME!!!!!!! Kathy Griffin needs to have an intervention for him! Access Hollywood or the Insider SHOULD TOTOALLY PUT THIS ON TV to get him sober!

  98. Rebecca Anne Leeman says – reply to this


    398

    Gay people make me sick… and I am one.

  99. alex says – reply to this


    399

    Uhh is it just me or does it look like Andy is holding that dudes dick in the 4th picture?? What the fuuuuuuuuuuck. This is bizarre

  100. Kay says – reply to this


    400

    I met him when I was in NYC with my family. He sat in the isle accross from me during the broadway production of RENT. He was incredibly annoying and for sure drunk with a plastic cup of beer in his hand. He was obssessed with himself and was hitting on the girls around him. He was with his friend and his friend thought it was hilarious. But in reality it was obnoxious and rude. he was shouting at the actors on stage as the production was going on and saying things like "YOU'RE SO FUCKING GAY". Nobody laughed except the buddy he was with. Then when I looked back he was gone. So when it comes down to it: RENT is one of the most creative and free spirited broadway shows I have ever seen and if this so called "comedian" can't see that the he has major problems. I genuinely think that he is an alcoholic and he needs major help. The friend he was with was obviously not a real friend at all if he let him make a fool of himself like that. I used to absolutely adore Andy dick because I thought that he was hilarious but now when I see him I think "uch…that man needs to be taught how to be normal again!"

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