Britney's Not Ready Yet

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PerezHilton.com has learned exclusively that a laywer for Britney Spears is in court right this minute battling it out with Mark Vincent Kaplan, Kevin Federline's high-powered attorney.

Dennis Wasser is asking the court for a continuance. The baby battle was set to begin September 17th, but Britney's team does not feel ready.

    Posted: Aug 27, 2007 at 11:48 am / Email this  »

    46 comments to “Britney's Not Ready Yet”

    1. Homo says – reply to this


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      WAAAWAAAWAAA! Poor Shitney!

    2. Homo says – reply to this


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      WAAAWAAAWAAA! Poor Shitney! I don't care.

    3. The Heavy One1 says – reply to this


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      1st 1st assholes

    4. Jess says – reply to this


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      I love her.

    5. Duhhh says – reply to this


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      haha. Kids going to jail!

    6. krys says – reply to this


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      First bitches

    7. zee says – reply to this


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      ??

    8. Duhhh says – reply to this


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      haha. Kids going to jail! I love it

    9. sdgurl420 says – reply to this


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      That ho will never be ready for anything!

    10. jj says – reply to this


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      firrrrrrrst

    11. BUSHISACRIMINAL says – reply to this


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      FROM THIS VANTAGE POINT LOOKS LIKE BRIT IS MENTALLY ILL
      WHY DOESNT SHE GO ON SOME MEDS ..
      HOPEFULLY SHE LOSES KIDS.. AND KFED SHOULD STOP WITH THE WIGGA SHIT ALREADY

    12. Britney Spears says – reply to this


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      Who cares?

    13. k-nerd says – reply to this


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      Britney honestly needs to have her children taken away. She is a horrible mother and everyone knows that she has mental issues. Its sad that you can be so rich and famous and be such a fuck up. Probably the only people that have tried helping her are her family who she keeps pushing away. I don't see her living a very long life. If her kids get taken away I can see her killing herself or something….kinda sad!

    14. AMBER says – reply to this


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      Kevin is so freaking nasty looking. Why in the world is he still around?

    15. LOVESIT says – reply to this


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      #5, I think the kids would be better off in jail than with Britney or KFed…

    16. Bytch says – reply to this


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      I seriously doubt that she'll ever be ready!

    17. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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      DO and DON'TS FOR COURT.
      DO: Wear Panties.
      DO wear a bra.
      DO NOT break anyone's leg in court.
      DO NOT make out with anyone during court.

    18. dirrty pirate hooker says – reply to this


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      TEAM KFED AL LTHE WAY!!! Oh..I hope he gets the kids!!! WOOHOO!

    19. me says – reply to this


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      spell LAWYER correctly please

    20. Mrs Minx says – reply to this


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      What's a laywer? A representative of someone who likes getting laid?

    21. jc says – reply to this


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      In the REAL word " I'm not ready " in a case where child endangerment was being alledged would not work. That judge should say tuff shit GET READY You have several weeks. If the judge lets them file a continuance and something happens to the children it would not be a good thing for the state. K-Fed could say that the state put his children in danger. I dont think BS will get it. But then again anything goes in Cali

    22. Susanaliza says – reply to this


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      I BUILD MUSCLE EASILY

      SUSANALIZA

    23. Lora says – reply to this


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      i really feel bad for her. she was so young to be in the pubilc,s eye .and every thing she does the world gets involed.its not right. these people desirve privacy.one mistake and everybody is in their shit. leave the famous people alone they are just like us, human. just a group of wealthy and sucessful people. who you peoples like to stalk.

    24. KFed is a KFag says – reply to this


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      Britney needs to shape up and KFag needs to stop being a money hungry Wigger. He didn't give a shit about his two other kids with what's her face… of course not, they don't come with a free meal ticket!!

    25. Kelz says – reply to this


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      Larry Rudolph will have to hide longer now

    26. Mommy says – reply to this


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      i hope to god she loses those kids! once and for all! as it is now she spends less than 40% of her time with them, factor in tanning, boozing, pooling topless, lesbo acts… shit! who would have time for their children? she's a selfish, vile pig!! and anyone who supports her is an enabler! she chose everything in her life, the marriages, the divorces, THE CHILDREN! no one forced her, she chose those decisions and now she can't handle any of it! poor lost GIRL, naw, i don't really feel any empathy for that piece of trash! just for thhose 2 boys who have to look back at their first young years and what a wretch their mom was (IS!) ~ fuck off britney! here's my finger in your face!

    27. DRAG IT OUT BRITNEY says – reply to this


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      “BRITNEY IS NOT ON DRUGS!,” says "Jeff" who tells us he’s strictly against any type of drug use and against anyone involved in any type of drug use. She might enjoy a drink or two when she goes out but that’s it. And the lollipops? — "They're Tootsie Roll pops, not suckers laced with drugs or whatever Kevin's camp is claiming — I've never even heard of that!" She doesn't even go out on nights when she has the kids and she becomes very sad immediately after they leave. Her world revolves around her children — 98% of her energy is spent on her children and at this point her career takes a distant second.
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      Britney never hated Kevin. He was "hardly even present during most of their marriage" but for the sake of being with her children 24/7, "Jeff" says, she would have considered staying with him. However, in order to be a happier mom, she felt it would be best to part ways with him. Jeff says: “Staying with a liar just to make life easier for your children — if that's not pure devotion for your kids, then what is?? Britney can get any guy she wants, it's just hard to weed out the good ones from the bad ones"

    28. Whoreanus says – reply to this


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      Not a good sign.

    29. BRITNEY DRAG IT OUT says – reply to this


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      So why'd Britney shave her head? — Kevin taunted Britney that even his smoking of marijuana in her presence (Jeff showed us a pic of Kevin on his phone of Kev with a joint in his hands, partying with his friends) would leave traces of the drug that could be picked up by drug testing when they lived together and he threatened to use that against her in a custody battle. After Britney shaved her head, she begged her mom and Kevin to test the hair from the salon however no one went to claim it. Instead, Larry and her family staged an intervention in a hotel room with the same interventionist that put Britney's father Jamie in rehab and also worked with her brother. Britney begged for them to give her a drug test but eventually felt there was no other option but to enter a treatment program to prove to her family that she was clean and to protect herself from any unfounded accusations in a potential custody battle. Britney met with attorneys over a month ago regarding legal action against Promises. "I think she certainly has a case against the rehab center, I feel what they did to her was not only cruel and embarrassing it added more ammunition aiding Kevin's eagerness for custody over her finances, whoops I mean children."

    30. OXA says – reply to this


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      SHE IS NOT READY TO BE A PARENT EITHER SO WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE? SHE HAS ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD FOR WEAVES AND WANKERS BUT NOT FOR STAYING HOME AN BEING A DECENT MOTHER. WHY COULDNT SHE HAVE BEEN IN THE CAR WITH NICK?

    31. TEAM BRITNEY says – reply to this


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      BRITNEY'S FAMILY — Larry Rudolph and her family forced Britney to rehab and while she was there, according to "Jeff." He also claims Promises staff administered medication on Britney despite a record of constantly clean drug tests that showed no traces of anything in her body. He says Promises quickly backed off from the accusations of drug and alcohol abuse and then claimed postpartum depression after the drug results were clean, but either way … Britney was FORCED to stay in rehab because her family, her manager and officials at Promises were all threatening to take away her children unless she completed the treatment program. “I think Lynne does love her daughter, however I also believe Britney's anger towards her is justified. But come on, all moms and daughters have their arguments. Britney is just upset right now, her family needs to just be there when she's ready to call upon them."

    32. TEAM BRITNEY says – reply to this


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      "Jeff" raised the question — why would Kevin file a civil case if he were truly worried about his kids' welfare when they're with Britney? He could have just called Child Protective Services and gotten any urgent claims handled that way, however his dispute now is clearly for financial gain. Britney isn't hiding anything. And why didn't he fight for full custody of his kids with Shar Jackson if he loves his kids so much?"
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      Britney and the press — “Britney is very clever. She's a seasoned celebrity veteran, if anyone knows how the press spins stories, its Britney. Get it straight people, Britney doesn't go out when her kids are home!! Come on, she has shared custody there is half the week when she's not with her kids! The press needs to quit being so ignorant at times. If you had 50 cameras and cameramen hovering around you, inches away from you at all times, pushing and shoving, wardrobe malfunctions are bound to happen.”
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      Everyday life for Britney with her kids consists of 23.9 hours/day focused on the boys, "mom, mom, mom constantly," NO soda in their bottles — in fact hardly any soda in the house, claims "Jeff." Britney spends all day playing with the boys while they're there and allows no strangers in the house and conducts very little work-related business when they're around. “Her kids are everything to her, there's no doubt about it,” he says

    33. tough love says – reply to this


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      well i think she can handle it and will somehow find a way to get thoes kids back once she gets some help. ok that was where the love part cam into my name now heres the tough part: i think she go somewhere so get some real help not to those relaxing gettaways where shes been going.i also think she goes there because she doesnt want to have to worry about letting other people down and doesnt think this is something she needs to do for herself.britteny has always been a caring and thoughtful person ans i know she still is, everyone needs help sometimes.!!!!!!!

    34. Superior Being says – reply to this


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      #3 and #6, you weren't first and "firsting" is lame. Have a comment or get a life, you pathetic looosers.

    35. Hello Kitty says – reply to this


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      Please please let them have found some dirt on Fedex !

      A nice DUI or maybe a drug bust would work wonders.. for Fedex.. but even better a job so he can pay his child support and not just use Britney's money.

    36. Happy Healthy Bystander says – reply to this


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      Has anyone else noticed that Fed-Ex's lawyer looks just like Fed-Ex fast forward 25 years?

    37. Peggy Wanker says – reply to this


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      You would think they would have it right away before she makes even more of an ass out of herself (which, by the way, is inevitable). They'll have plenty of evidence by the time things get started. What a stupid hillbilly she is.

    38. Peggy Wanker says – reply to this


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      Team Britney: He's not filing for custody of the other kids perhaps because there mother isn't bat shit crazy. Everything happening to your fallen lip syncer is a result of her own stupid decisions. She is the one who CHOSE to marry two losers that she knew she would have to support. What does she expect when they go after her money? That's the only reason they married her in the first place. She really is amazingly ignorant.

    39. tamantha says – reply to this


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      Maybe if britney spent more time at her lawyers office thinking about hte welfare of her kids instead of partying all the time, her legal time would feel ready.

      Those poor kids, their fucked if they stay with her and fucked if they end up with him.

      Those two boys need to adopted fast. Maybe Bragelina or Madonna will offer a lifeline. Oh shit I forgot they can't adopt unless they are ethnic.

    40. ANDREA says – reply to this


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      FOR FUCK'S SAKE! LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE… SHE IS DOING WHAT MOST PEOPLE HER AGE DO (THE DIFFERENCE IS THEY ARE'NT BRITTNEY SPEARS)… AND SHE HAS CHILDREN. BIG DEAL! LET'S REMEMBER WHAT K-FED WAS LIKE BEFORE SHE CAME INTO THIS FUNK. EVERYONE NEEDS TO BACK OFF. THIS CAN'T BE EASY FOR HER. EVERYBODY JUDGING HER WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING THE TRUTH!

    41. Gina says – reply to this


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      I do hope the children are put in K-Fed's care while brit get the Psychological/Mental Health care she so desperately needs. Like before, K-fed can bring the babies to visit mom while she is getting the help she so desperately needs. Dept of Children Services will give her about 6 months for her stability and then check to make sure she stays that way before she gets custody of children again.

    42. Lin says – reply to this


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      They might as well start because she will never be ready……it's always something ya'll.

    43. dating misanthrope says – reply to this


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      They can't push that date!!!! It is only a matter of time until Shitney mistakes one of those kids for a giant cheeto and trys to eat them in a drug induced haze.

    44. Trent says – reply to this


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      wheres the love? no wait, i mean content.

    45. blue peacock says – reply to this


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      Cracks me up everytime you say you have an exclusive — I've always read it somewhere else first.

    46. Logan says – reply to this


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      like i have said before i feel sorry for britney to a point but i do think that she needs HELP being a mother i will say this for kevin you never see crazy pics and stories when he is with kids and britney does do some strange things when she has kids with her and keeps them out all hours of the night we have to remember this is not about who likes kevin or britney better but what is BEST FOR KIDS……