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That dude is holding _____________.
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I LOVE MARY SHOCK
the look on dudes face says it all!
priceless….
OMG THAT CANT BE!!! COOL!
WHOAAA!! Big hog!!!
huge dick. just like perez!! wait.. you don't have one.
One hell of a golly whacker!
WOW
IM SPEECHLESS
HAHAH THAT'S MASIVE
huge
FUCK YOU PEREZ YOU CHUBBY COCK SUCKER, PULL AN OWEN WILSON AND SUCCEED YOU PIG!!!!
a huge dick!! just like perez's. wait… you dont have one.
ya mam
Andy's Dick!!!!!!!!!!
wow…that guy looks at it in envy!!!!
the petrified walrus peen?
Saw this on the old Alan Hamel show out of Vancouver. Nothing new here. Move on.
first assholes
wht
i have had bigger
ewwww!
Hey, has anyone noticed the owen story is gone?
first
It sure ain't Andy Dick's peeshoo…
first assholes
Do you think he knows what he is fondling…?
ahahahaha
First…no?…maybe?Big ass horn…mmmmm
It looks like a tusk to me, not a weenie.
Picturing in my head different. When i First heard about it.
…ew.
ewwww gross!!!, first !!
WTF
first
Nice. Gotta love crazy news!
is that ross mathews???
ewwww
a trumpet?
first
why is it pointy?!
that aint right man
yuk!
first
DAMMMMN!
FIRST
ewwwwwww 10th
your mom
paris hiltons bad tan body
What happened to the Owen Wilson story?
My peen.
you people that write "first" are fucking retard and need to go outside and get a life ..seriously wtf
first
Britney spears' tonail clipping
walrus dick!
……..an elephant strap-on!!!!!!!!!!
WTF? he's holding a dick……..
lexington steel's cock sleeve
Is it Owen Wilson's nose??????????
haha you kill for one like it, if you are a female walrus hahaha
A mammoth tusk?
where did the owen story go?
DIE IN A FIRE YOU FAT PIG!!! DIE IN A FIRE YOU FAT PIG!!! DIE IN A FIRE YOU FAT PIG!!! DIE IN A FIRE YOU FAT PIG!!! DIE IN A FIRE YOU FAT PIG!!! DIE IN A FIRE YOU FAT PIG!!! DIE IN A FIRE YOU FAT PIG!!! DIE IN A FIRE YOU FAT PIG!!! DIE IN A FIRE YOU FAT PIG!!! DIE IN A FIRE YOU FAT PIG!!! DIE IN A FIRE YOU FAT PIG!!! DIE IN A FIRE YOU FAT PIG!!! DIE IN A FIRE YOU FAT PIG!!! DIE IN A FIRE YOU FAT PIG!!! DIE IN A FIRE YOU FAT PIG!!! DIE IN A FIRE YOU FAT PIG!!! DIE IN A FIRE YOU FAT PIG!!! DIE IN A FIRE YOU FAT PIG!!! DIE IN A FIRE YOU FAT PIG!!! DIE IN A FIRE YOU FAT PIG!!!
One of those dinasor things hehe!
you know there's some size slut out there wanting that shit!
Andy Dick's dick.
thats just plain gross. fossilized walrus dick ew
anda pa'l carajo!!!
la madre de las pingas, no jodas!!!
…Andy Dick's jurrasic wiener.
Hey Perez; how about a separated at birth comparison of this walrus dick and Owen Wilson's nose????
his boner…. lol
I am the walrus, I am the egg man…..
my cock
a "Personal Massage" device for loose men and women?
a mammoth tusk, GROW UP!
Perez's Cock, Schlong, Willie, Johnson, Pinga
big gay Al's dildo
Paris' dildo.
it's really a tusk from beast long extinct.
speaking of which, how is bruce's die hard movie going to do?
hahahaahahahahaaaaa that brand is sooooooo DOA.
mines that long….
quit hatin' on perez byotches!!
your just jealous that his gay ass boner is bigger than yours.
SUCK IT.
my fosilized junk u kno how i do
Andy's Dick!
^^ Owen Wilson's nose! Hahahaha! That was great!
…..THE WASTE FROM PEREZ HILTON'S RECENT COLONIC
A mastadon tusk?
Gene Simmons fossilized tongue.
One of Joan Rivers' toenails?
His shlong !
what can you say but wow!!!! That walrus probably died with a huge smile on his face!!!
His shlong .
That dude is holding.
hahahah, OMG!
perez hiltons butt plug
**A PETRIFIED DINOSAUR TURD**
read the entire article…it is the tusk
GUMMI BEARS Q-TIP!!
Ole Clive Davis's schlong
It is my dick!!! Give it to me!!!
ooooo damn i thought that was one of wino's baby teeth
a big boner?
It's a mammoth tusk. . .
a giraffe's tongue?
do they make condums that big
the stick pulled out of Victoria Beckham's ass!