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"Ripley's Acquires 'One Of Biggest Penises In The World,' Officials Say
Fossilized Walrus Penis Sells For $9,600 In Beverly Hills Auction
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P.S. It's a 4 1/2 foot dick!
Ripley's Acquires 'One Of Biggest Penises In The World,' Officials Say
Fossilized Walrus Penis Sells For $9,600 In Beverly Hills Auction
Believe it or not, a 12,000-year-old, 4 1/2-foot fossilized walrus penis was purchased at auction Sunday by Ripley Entertainment Inc., an auction official said.
The company, which owns 63 Ripley's Believe It or Not museums in 11 countries, including one on Hollywood Boulevard, bought the walrus member for $9,600, including fees, said Josh Chait of I.M. Chait Auctions & Gallery.
Although it is believed to be the biggest ever found, the Walrus member sold for less than the $12,000 to $16,000 it was expected to go for.
"I'm glad the penis went to Ripley, so everybody will have an opportunity to see it. It is definitely interesting," Chait said. "It's one of the biggest penises in the world as far as I know."
It was discovered in the frozen tundra of Siberia and dates back 12,000 years to the Pleistocene Period. The mammal's manhood is mummified, with a layer of perfectly preserved skin intact, according to Chait.
A 22-foot mounted skeleton of an aquatic dinosaur called a Mososaurus, from the Cretaceous period of Morocco and more than 65 million years ago, fetched the highest bid of $90,000, from a private collector, Chait said.
In all, the nearly 200 lots of natural history items garnered a total of about $500,000, he said.
The walrus penis wasn't the only piece of "prehistoric pornography" on the auction block. Bidders also vied for a pair of mating 40 million-year-old insects from the Baltic region of Russia. The two love bugs are forever trapped in the heat of the moment in amber.
Other items at the auction in Beverly Hills included a long curvy Mammoth tusk from the Pleistocene period and a 1.94 gram piece of the moon, along with other meteorites, dinosauria, archeological artifacts and gems and minerals.
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I though pipis get smaller in the cold so I can just imagine if it was warm…..
wow now thats a cock i mean damn his poor girlfriend had to go through such pain
SHUT THE FUCK UP FIRST DICKHEADS
NOBODY GIVES A SHITTT IF YOUR FIRST.
what the eff?
The due is holding PEREZ HILTONS MASSIVE COCK!!! HEHE
omg #7 comment is funny,I second that!
Yeah what the hell? why would anybody want such a thing??!!!!
Ok,wait,wait,WHY IS THAT DUMB F*** HOLDING A WALRUS' COCK????!!!!! hahahahhaahah…….
it's Maria Carey's clit!
Perez Hilton's ass dildo
that is the craziest thing i've ever seen!!!! i didn't expect it to be a huge dick!!
haha that is crazy!
So what, another Rosie beach pic.
imagine taking 4.5 feet in the butt!!!
This just shows us americans have nothing better to do with our money but spend it on Big DICK.. We are sad….
I want to see it!!!
that doesnt even look like it would b a dick LMAO it looks like a tusk!
NOW WE KNOW WHERE PEREZ SPENDS HIS MONEY, BECAUSE IT'S NOT ON A PERSONAL SHOPPER.
lmfaoo thats hilarious
my cock…lol
CAPTION: Daaaaammnn, Why couldn't mom or dad have been a walrus?
niiice!
First wow thats huge literly!!!!
thats effffffed up