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Poor Vanessa Minnillo!

The reportedly fired Entertainment Tonight co-host looks great in Maxim magazine, but with clothes on and in the real world she looks like a poodle that's smoked too much of Lindsay Lohan's old crack.

Woof!

The wannabe actress and boyfriend Nick Lachey went for a "quiet" dinner to Koi on Monday night.

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

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  1. Nick says – reply to this


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    I think she looks fine.

  2. Homo says – reply to this


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    I hate her!!! She sucks…apparently that's why Nick is still with her.

  3. chacha says – reply to this


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    she is just regular

  4. Homo says – reply to this


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    I hate her!!! She sucks…and swallows, apparently that's why Nick is still with her.

  5. spooky says – reply to this


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    wow!

  6. WTF says – reply to this


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    1st

  7. Aubrey says – reply to this


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    I think she looks really pretty.

  8. tom says – reply to this


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    id bang her

  9. clean it up says – reply to this


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    douche nozzles

  10. Walt says – reply to this


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    Well.. it's not THAT bad..

  11. cupcake says – reply to this


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    I think she looks fine.

  12. Darling Nikki says – reply to this


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    Her moon/butt face is killing me.

  13. j says – reply to this


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    1st bitches!!!

  14. Tony says – reply to this


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    She has an adams apple…

  15. Jamie says – reply to this


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    I think she looks great! I love her dress!

  16. chrizy says – reply to this


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    not HORRIBLE. the dress is a little mature for her though…i still don't really know what to think of these two.

  17. cupcake says – reply to this


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    Jinx. Buy me a coke.

  18. Jill says – reply to this


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    EWWWWWWW. so over those two hacks

  19. Kate says – reply to this


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    Why are you so mean to her? She is pretty!!

  20. Sam P says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  21. carla Palmeiro says – reply to this


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    OH PEREZ SOMETIMES U ARE SOOO MEAN!

    SHE LOOKS GREAT!

  22. Tawney says – reply to this


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    …well, other than the fact that it looks like she's wearing a curtain from a hotel in Hawaii… it's not too bad!

  23. Richie Rich says – reply to this


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    She sucks, swallows, takes loads on her face from his brothers…thats why he's still with her.

  24. tsutton says – reply to this


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    OK dude, that chick looks hot. Take it from your straight audience.

  25. Me says – reply to this


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    What is wrong with it?? I think it's cute…you are so harsh and you never match!

  26. Perez iz SAD. says – reply to this


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    NO she doesnt you fucken dumb fat cunt, your so clearly targetting this couple for no reason at all and this just shows your desperation to find something to pick at. SAD SAD SAD. They are obviously a pretty hot couple, so keep dreaming fatty.. but you ain't NEVER gonna be that hot.

  27. Mia says – reply to this


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    PEREZ! I smell a little jealousy! :o )

  28. donte says – reply to this


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    frist bitches

  29. Judith says – reply to this


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    your aware you spelled smoked wrong… right….

  30. angie says – reply to this


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    What?? You're nuts. She's beautiful!

  31. ashley says – reply to this


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    have to say i disagree…i think she looks perfectly nice… don't act like anne hathaway could pull that shit off!

  32. emily says – reply to this


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    I think she looks great! Way better than Jessica!

  33. kak says – reply to this


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    I'm sorry, but what is actually wrong with what she is wearing? Its the same style that all the 'others' wear. If anything, you could call it sheep-like/unoriginal but def no with the woof-woof

  34. Zacy Efron says – reply to this


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    Nick is so hot!!
    I wish he'd come and fuck my ass raw!!

  35. jennzz says – reply to this


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    I"m just not into her,, I'm not sure why,, but she is just annoying to me,,

  36. hello says – reply to this


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    she looks fine.

  37. Ginger says – reply to this


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    Quit hating on Vanessa Minnillo. She is super cute and way better than that tramp Jessica.

    Team Nick! :)

  38. Angel says – reply to this


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    I dont get it, why does Perezerrs hate her so much. She not A list but she looks pretty.

  39. Emme says – reply to this


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    I think she looks fine too…

  40. Kevifabulous says – reply to this


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    What the hell do people have against Vanesso Minnillo?

    I only know her from MTV and a couple stints on Entertainment Tonight. Unless the majority of you, including Perez, know her personally - you really have no reason to dislike her.

    I think people get jealous, especially catty bitches like Perez, because she's getting fucked by that hot piece Nick Lachay.

    Plus, that dress isn't awful.

  41. Aliza says – reply to this


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    Perezzers! Learn how to spell!!

  42. kinz says – reply to this


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    smoked does not have a c in it

  43. me says – reply to this


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    WHAT? she looks great, what are you on perez. this is not news you are getting desperate now

  44. Ginger says – reply to this


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    Quit hating on Vanessa Minnillo. She is super cute and way better than that tramp Jessica.

    Team Nick! :)

  45. Cakes16 says – reply to this


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    She aint got nothin on Jessica! i hate her!

  46. MarciP says – reply to this


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    She looks fine, slow news day?

  47. B says – reply to this


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    Why do you give her such a hard time Perez? I think she looks good. I'm not a huge fan of hers but I noticed that you like to give her such a hard time.

  48. Kevifabulous says – reply to this


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    If I had the time or cared enough I'd have opened my own "I Hate Perez Site" and payed to see photographs of Perez looking like his fat ass self so i could post them and put "stupid fat Spic" across the photo.

    I so can not wait for this VH1 show. Perez thinks people like him now, but just like anyone with their 15 minutes, the public turns on them. I give this site two more years, then it's good bye fatty!

  49. Tommy T says – reply to this


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    Why don't you get off her and her bf. They are a great couple and doesn't he have a right to be happy after that disaster of an ex-wife?

  50. Jessica says – reply to this


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    Vanessa pretty? Huh? No way, dude. Butt face all the way.

  51. tpetey says – reply to this


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    Why are the pap's still getting paid for taking pictures of these two? Unless one cuts the other ala Winehouse, who cares. They aren't has-beens, they're never was.

  52. Oh come on! says – reply to this


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    I don't like Vanessa Minnillo either - well to be honest I just don't care shit about her - but that outlook is just FINE. The pearls are great. Had it been worn by someone else, you wouldn't have said a word.

  53. parissucksliterally says – reply to this


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    she ALWAYS looks like a BEAUTY PAGEANT REJECT.
    she is such a waste of SPACE.

  54. kimber says – reply to this


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    ummmm what are you talking about? she looks fine!

  55. ashley says – reply to this


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    Admit it Perez. She looks great. Stop hating

  56. peachy says – reply to this


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    She looks cute to me. I'd wear it. :)

  57. mamawitch says – reply to this


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    Why are you so mean to her? She's a beautiful girl, maybe not as talented as she's cracked up to be, but leave her alone. She's not trying to throw herself at us like freakin' ugly ass Paris Hilton!

  58. Hello Kitty says – reply to this


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    They are starting to look like each other.

    She always looks like a COW in dresses, but looks to be on the small side when in jeans or pants.

    You would think that she would have a baby bump by now, because her 15mis are running out.

    Brad Pitt was caught in naked pics with Gwen, and he did not marry her, and she had more going for her.

  59. penny says – reply to this


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    There is nothing with what she is wearing. I think you need to take a fashion course.

  60. urcrazy says – reply to this


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    I don't usually post my comments, but this time, I've got to put my thoughts in on this one……. I'd have to say you're crazy!!!…. she looks great…… now Nick on the other hand, he can clean it up a little. But there's no reason to hate on these two. They're both struttin' their stuff and seem happy. Leave them be already. ;)

  61. jaysus says – reply to this


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    I'm thinking it's just an unfortunate angle.

  62. Deanna says – reply to this


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    Why do you beat up on them so much? You love the train wrecks that are Paris, Lindsay and Nicole and yet these two keep their noses clean and you ride them.

    You suck, Perez!

    Team Vanessa!
    Team Nick!!!!

  63. TRACY says – reply to this


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    DAMN…..DO THEY WORK??????????????????????????????????

  64. sarah says – reply to this


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    I DON'T GET IT??? SHE LOOKS GREAT!

    YOU MUST ME DESPERATE FOR TRUE GOODS TODAY.

  65. NAt says – reply to this


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    I have a question for you !!! How can you make fun of the way other persons dress, while you have no taste in clothing or hairdo for that matter???? while most of the one you make fun of are way better dressed than you

  66. freshone says – reply to this


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    hottest thing on 2 feet

  67. CARLA says – reply to this


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    Perez i am additicted to your site, and usually I love the comments you have posted, but this one in particular caught my eye and attention. I get it when you post things about trainwrecks like britney, lindsey, paris…etc……. But seriously, on Vanessa Minillo and Nick Lachey….come on! So what if you don't like her outfit……leave her alone…… follow what you preach and keep an open mind…..AND BE NICE!!!!!!!!!!

  68. lalallala says – reply to this


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    she looks great!! conspiracy!

  69. Leilani says – reply to this


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    Boo-Yah!

  70. i heart perezzers says – reply to this


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    The body language says it all. There are so many pics of Nick & Jessica walking the same way with the same looks on their faces…right before the breakup!

  71. Pepsica Pimpson says – reply to this


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    P-Momma, no Minnilo BlahNick today?

  72. Sperminator says – reply to this


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    Damn, i'd love to fuck her boyfriend.

  73. SZ says – reply to this


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    honestly any girl can look good in Maxim. I know some girls (not the hottest girls) and they have looked pretty darn good in that magazine. Ever hear of photoshop? yeah exactly. I would say that this girl is pretty… she has good skin and a good body, but she is certainly not the hottest thing on 2 legs. That is for sure.

  74. Meee says – reply to this


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    What is wrong with the way she looks? She looks great and it's a great picture of her! Cute dress! And if you're going to talk about "poodle hair" then look at that new pic of Mi-MOOOO you just posted! You Bitch!

  75. fi says – reply to this


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    okay so you think she looks horrible there but write off how amazing beth ditto looks and other celebs whos ass you kiss when they look like dollar store blow up dolls? she looks good there and i can't even stand this couple. find something legit to pick at you jackass.

  76. melissa says – reply to this


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    umm, that dress is cute. but wait, this is coming from the guy/girl who wears that fag jacket in summer with green hair. oh yeah

  77. Pool Gal says – reply to this


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    She looks great.. theres nothing wrong there……

  78. David says – reply to this


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    Yeah, what the hell. She looks fine. What is with you fucking vultures?

  79. BERMUDA BOY says – reply to this


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    She looks fine, he looks so damn hot!! That body on him is smoking!!

  80. justasking says – reply to this


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    they both look hot…
    Perez get some glasses..
    stop hating on good looking people are you sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo jealous..
    maybe you have so weird fantasy about Nick…

    your fangs are showing…………………………………..

  81. the princesse says – reply to this


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    i think she's just being normal.i think she look fine.

  82. godscowboys says – reply to this


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    II Sole, Koi, Mr. Chow, Ivy are these the only restaurants in LA?

  83. shortyrok says – reply to this


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    Perez come on……do you honestly think that she can afford a stylist i don't think so. I'm telling you Perez she is over with, she's yesterday news and she wasn't never all that to begin with!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  84. hater says – reply to this


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    She looks great.. stop hating on her

  85. Christine says – reply to this


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    I don't understand why you relentlessly pusue this couple. They are not doing anything bad or making complete assholes out of themselves like some other bimbos. They went out to dinner… and…… so what. Leave them alone. I think she looks just fine in her dress. Sometimes you are so transparent in your posts. Pathetic!

  86. Muffin is a bitch says – reply to this


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    Judith, you are aware that you spelled "you're" wrong….right…

  87. zacy efron says – reply to this


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    II Sole, Koi, Mr. Chow, Ivy are these the only restaurants in LA?

    Nope, but they are the ones to go to when you want your picture plastered all over, all the while bitching that you have no "privacy"

  88. kir says – reply to this


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    she looooooooooooooooooooooooks goood i like tha dress

  89. just sayin' says – reply to this


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    I'm tell you, girlfirend is having a baby! Expect an announcement soon!

  90. Paul says – reply to this


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    She looks like a sober Paula Abdul.

  91. aj says – reply to this


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    she sank his ship…

  92. Cristina says – reply to this


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    I love them as a couple, they are cute and seem happy. Everyone are just haters!!!

  93. dannyluvslohan says – reply to this


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    That bitch is totally fug but stop hating on Lindsay you would be no one without her!

  94. Nicks Tiny Weenie ==D says – reply to this


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    The bitch who is suckin & fuckin my tiny weenie is better lookin than 100% of the women on this site. None of you pathetic guys will ever fuck a woman this hot, except in your dreams. Go back to your worthless lives.

  95. kathey says – reply to this


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    I think she is a doll. She is so natural, and earthy. No pretensions or holier-than-thou, what you see is what you get. A nice change for Nick, hope he appreciates it.

  96. Sarai says – reply to this


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    yay Perez! I love when you are catty with people I hate too!
    she sucks! Nick could do muuuucccchhhh better!!!

  97. Kerri says – reply to this


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    NOT a fan of her personally, but what is wrong with her outfit?

  98. herpes says – reply to this


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    she looks like she has down syndrome!

  99. lisa says – reply to this


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    she looks great
    i don't see what you are talking about

  100. KJ says – reply to this


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    learn how to spell before you make fun of other people

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