Fashion DisASSter
Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Vanessa Minnillo > Nick Lachey
Poor Vanessa Minnillo!
The reportedly fired Entertainment Tonight co-host looks great in Maxim magazine, but with clothes on and in the real world she looks like a poodle that's smoked too much of Lindsay Lohan's old crack.
Woof!
The wannabe actress and boyfriend Nick Lachey went for a "quiet" dinner to Koi on Monday night.
[Image via Buzz Foto.]
Posted: August 28, 2007 at 12:00 pm




I think she looks fine.
I hate her!!! She sucks…apparently that's why Nick is still with her.
she is just regular
I hate her!!! She sucks…and swallows, apparently that's why Nick is still with her.
wow!
1st
I think she looks really pretty.
id bang her
douche nozzles
Well.. it's not THAT bad..
I think she looks fine.
Her moon/butt face is killing me.
1st bitches!!!
She has an adams apple…
I think she looks great! I love her dress!
not HORRIBLE. the dress is a little mature for her though…i still don't really know what to think of these two.
Jinx. Buy me a coke.
EWWWWWWW. so over those two hacks
Why are you so mean to her? She is pretty!!
FIRST
OH PEREZ SOMETIMES U ARE SOOO MEAN!
SHE LOOKS GREAT!
…well, other than the fact that it looks like she's wearing a curtain from a hotel in Hawaii… it's not too bad!
She sucks, swallows, takes loads on her face from his brothers…thats why he's still with her.
OK dude, that chick looks hot. Take it from your straight audience.
What is wrong with it?? I think it's cute…you are so harsh and you never match!
NO she doesnt you fucken dumb fat cunt, your so clearly targetting this couple for no reason at all and this just shows your desperation to find something to pick at. SAD SAD SAD. They are obviously a pretty hot couple, so keep dreaming fatty.. but you ain't NEVER gonna be that hot.
PEREZ! I smell a little jealousy!
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frist bitches
your aware you spelled smoked wrong… right….
What?? You're nuts. She's beautiful!
have to say i disagree…i think she looks perfectly nice… don't act like anne hathaway could pull that shit off!
I think she looks great! Way better than Jessica!
I'm sorry, but what is actually wrong with what she is wearing? Its the same style that all the 'others' wear. If anything, you could call it sheep-like/unoriginal but def no with the woof-woof
Nick is so hot!!
I wish he'd come and fuck my ass raw!!
I"m just not into her,, I'm not sure why,, but she is just annoying to me,,
she looks fine.
Quit hating on Vanessa Minnillo. She is super cute and way better than that tramp Jessica.
Team Nick!
I dont get it, why does Perezerrs hate her so much. She not A list but she looks pretty.
I think she looks fine too…
What the hell do people have against Vanesso Minnillo?
I only know her from MTV and a couple stints on Entertainment Tonight. Unless the majority of you, including Perez, know her personally - you really have no reason to dislike her.
I think people get jealous, especially catty bitches like Perez, because she's getting fucked by that hot piece Nick Lachay.
Plus, that dress isn't awful.
Perezzers! Learn how to spell!!
smoked does not have a c in it
WHAT? she looks great, what are you on perez. this is not news you are getting desperate now
Quit hating on Vanessa Minnillo. She is super cute and way better than that tramp Jessica.
Team Nick!
She aint got nothin on Jessica! i hate her!
She looks fine, slow news day?
Why do you give her such a hard time Perez? I think she looks good. I'm not a huge fan of hers but I noticed that you like to give her such a hard time.
If I had the time or cared enough I'd have opened my own "I Hate Perez Site" and payed to see photographs of Perez looking like his fat ass self so i could post them and put "stupid fat Spic" across the photo.
I so can not wait for this VH1 show. Perez thinks people like him now, but just like anyone with their 15 minutes, the public turns on them. I give this site two more years, then it's good bye fatty!
Why don't you get off her and her bf. They are a great couple and doesn't he have a right to be happy after that disaster of an ex-wife?
Vanessa pretty? Huh? No way, dude. Butt face all the way.
Why are the pap's still getting paid for taking pictures of these two? Unless one cuts the other ala Winehouse, who cares. They aren't has-beens, they're never was.
I don't like Vanessa Minnillo either - well to be honest I just don't care shit about her - but that outlook is just FINE. The pearls are great. Had it been worn by someone else, you wouldn't have said a word.
she ALWAYS looks like a BEAUTY PAGEANT REJECT.
she is such a waste of SPACE.
ummmm what are you talking about? she looks fine!
Admit it Perez. She looks great. Stop hating
She looks cute to me. I'd wear it.
Why are you so mean to her? She's a beautiful girl, maybe not as talented as she's cracked up to be, but leave her alone. She's not trying to throw herself at us like freakin' ugly ass Paris Hilton!
They are starting to look like each other.
She always looks like a COW in dresses, but looks to be on the small side when in jeans or pants.
You would think that she would have a baby bump by now, because her 15mis are running out.
Brad Pitt was caught in naked pics with Gwen, and he did not marry her, and she had more going for her.
There is nothing with what she is wearing. I think you need to take a fashion course.
I don't usually post my comments, but this time, I've got to put my thoughts in on this one……. I'd have to say you're crazy!!!…. she looks great…… now Nick on the other hand, he can clean it up a little. But there's no reason to hate on these two. They're both struttin' their stuff and seem happy. Leave them be already.
I'm thinking it's just an unfortunate angle.
Why do you beat up on them so much? You love the train wrecks that are Paris, Lindsay and Nicole and yet these two keep their noses clean and you ride them.
You suck, Perez!
Team Vanessa!
Team Nick!!!!
DAMN…..DO THEY WORK??????????????????????????????????
I DON'T GET IT??? SHE LOOKS GREAT!
YOU MUST ME DESPERATE FOR TRUE GOODS TODAY.
I have a question for you !!! How can you make fun of the way other persons dress, while you have no taste in clothing or hairdo for that matter???? while most of the one you make fun of are way better dressed than you
hottest thing on 2 feet
Perez i am additicted to your site, and usually I love the comments you have posted, but this one in particular caught my eye and attention. I get it when you post things about trainwrecks like britney, lindsey, paris…etc……. But seriously, on Vanessa Minillo and Nick Lachey….come on! So what if you don't like her outfit……leave her alone…… follow what you preach and keep an open mind…..AND BE NICE!!!!!!!!!!
she looks great!! conspiracy!
Boo-Yah!
The body language says it all. There are so many pics of Nick & Jessica walking the same way with the same looks on their faces…right before the breakup!
P-Momma, no Minnilo BlahNick today?
Damn, i'd love to fuck her boyfriend.
honestly any girl can look good in Maxim. I know some girls (not the hottest girls) and they have looked pretty darn good in that magazine. Ever hear of photoshop? yeah exactly. I would say that this girl is pretty… she has good skin and a good body, but she is certainly not the hottest thing on 2 legs. That is for sure.
What is wrong with the way she looks? She looks great and it's a great picture of her! Cute dress! And if you're going to talk about "poodle hair" then look at that new pic of Mi-MOOOO you just posted! You Bitch!
okay so you think she looks horrible there but write off how amazing beth ditto looks and other celebs whos ass you kiss when they look like dollar store blow up dolls? she looks good there and i can't even stand this couple. find something legit to pick at you jackass.
umm, that dress is cute. but wait, this is coming from the guy/girl who wears that fag jacket in summer with green hair. oh yeah
She looks great.. theres nothing wrong there……
Yeah, what the hell. She looks fine. What is with you fucking vultures?
She looks fine, he looks so damn hot!! That body on him is smoking!!
they both look hot…
Perez get some glasses..
stop hating on good looking people are you sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo jealous..
maybe you have so weird fantasy about Nick…
your fangs are showing…………………………………..
i think she's just being normal.i think she look fine.
II Sole, Koi, Mr. Chow, Ivy are these the only restaurants in LA?
Perez come on……do you honestly think that she can afford a stylist i don't think so. I'm telling you Perez she is over with, she's yesterday news and she wasn't never all that to begin with!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She looks great.. stop hating on her
I don't understand why you relentlessly pusue this couple. They are not doing anything bad or making complete assholes out of themselves like some other bimbos. They went out to dinner… and…… so what. Leave them alone. I think she looks just fine in her dress. Sometimes you are so transparent in your posts. Pathetic!
Judith, you are aware that you spelled "you're" wrong….right…
II Sole, Koi, Mr. Chow, Ivy are these the only restaurants in LA?
Nope, but they are the ones to go to when you want your picture plastered all over, all the while bitching that you have no "privacy"
she looooooooooooooooooooooooks goood i like tha dress
I'm tell you, girlfirend is having a baby! Expect an announcement soon!
She looks like a sober Paula Abdul.
she sank his ship…
I love them as a couple, they are cute and seem happy. Everyone are just haters!!!
That bitch is totally fug but stop hating on Lindsay you would be no one without her!
The bitch who is suckin & fuckin my tiny weenie is better lookin than 100% of the women on this site. None of you pathetic guys will ever fuck a woman this hot, except in your dreams. Go back to your worthless lives.
I think she is a doll. She is so natural, and earthy. No pretensions or holier-than-thou, what you see is what you get. A nice change for Nick, hope he appreciates it.
yay Perez! I love when you are catty with people I hate too!
she sucks! Nick could do muuuucccchhhh better!!!
NOT a fan of her personally, but what is wrong with her outfit?
she looks like she has down syndrome!
she looks great
i don't see what you are talking about
learn how to spell before you make fun of other people