Britney's Gonna Be Pissed!

Filed under: Britney Spears

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Bumped from the main cover spot by Owen Wilson!

Britney's gonna have to take it up a notch and do something really crazy this week.

We have faith in you girl, you can do it!

P.S. In addition to suffering from depression and using cocaine, Owen is addicted to heroin, Us Weekly is reporting.

Serious stuff!

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 12:33 am / Email this  »

    196 comments to “Britney's Gonna Be Pissed!”

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    1. one says – reply to this


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      #1

    2. Miles says – reply to this


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      2nd

    3. yo says – reply to this


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      yo #2

    4. FIRST says – reply to this


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      FIRSST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WELL SECOND!!

    5. me says – reply to this


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      second

    6. The swirvmyster says – reply to this


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      2nd place foo..get well Owen.

    7. julie says – reply to this


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      shows her right!

    8. Geez! says – reply to this


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      GEEEEZ!!!!!! Perez Shut UP!!!!! enough Brit Bashing! move one!

    9. memememe says – reply to this


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      omgahomgah #2

    10. Tom says – reply to this


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      #2

    11. Cool Mike says – reply to this


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      I don't think she'll be pissed. K Fed already seeks custody because she's not a suitable mom. Why wouldn't this happen?

    12. ATX says – reply to this


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      wow

    13. Ugh says – reply to this


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      Ha, ha re: Britney, but sad to see the story about Owen…

    14. jj says – reply to this


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      #2

    15. "Famous potatoes" says – reply to this


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      For Brit to be back on top she should go to the airport bathroom in Boise, Idaho, leave the stall door open, and shove potatoes up her vagina.

    16. Sad says – reply to this


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      I wish Owen the best and I hope "people" give him what he asks for to recover in private. Shame that this probally will not happen.

    17. aussiegal says – reply to this


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      #2

    18. fdskaf says – reply to this


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      =(

    19. Samwise says – reply to this


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      second..maybe? I love watching britney's life spin out of control!!!

    20. amie!!! says – reply to this


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      i love perez!!!

    21. DarDar says – reply to this


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      Owen Wilson is hot… too bad he's stupid.

    22. Joy says – reply to this


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      so sad. who knew?

    23. 2 says – reply to this


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      2!

    24. amie says – reply to this


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      looovee perez

    25. Juldog says – reply to this


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      wow…britney will pull something out of her magic "trainwreck" hat and take the cover once again.

    26. Jenn says – reply to this


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      aawwww what's she going to do next? Already has being a bad mother, shaving her head, rehab, attacking a car with an umbrella, some really bad comeback songs….what's left to do?

    27. hanny says – reply to this


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      Can i please be second!!!!!!!!

    28. Bird says – reply to this


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      This is such a sad story. I pray Owen is able to pull things together. I can't imagine the kind of depression that would lead to suicide, but it must be a pain I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. I think I'm finally tired of watching celebs fall apart.

    29. christine says – reply to this


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      2?
      this is way sad. just leave him alone.

    30. yep says – reply to this


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      what what

    31. brit says – reply to this


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      WAHHHHHHHH

    32. jossiphound says – reply to this


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      sadness

    33. jenny/someone who love her says – reply to this


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      i hope she make NOTHING crasy this week.

    34. jogaagora says – reply to this


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      Let B. be, atleast for 24 hours, or until she finishes her 7/11 double gulp with and a big bag of chips.

    35. yep says – reply to this


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      It's interesting that Kate comes of as such a good girl. Good girl my ass. Really, that's why she left? Someone with some real scoop, fill us in, I know you hollywood crowds read this shit. correct us where it's wrong.

    36. Ship says – reply to this


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      2nd

    37. Ashley says – reply to this


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      Give her a week.

    38. cat says – reply to this


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      myspace.com/taxfreesmokes

    39. TSK TSK says – reply to this


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      PEREZ LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

    40. Scooter says – reply to this


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      I hope he starts doing better. This is really sad that his privacy cant be respected in such a private time.

    41. #2 says – reply to this


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      COCAINE!! IN HOLLYWOOD!?!??!

    42. catt ever says – reply to this


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      cattrezinc.com 9.49 cartons of smokes

    43. JimBob says – reply to this


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      I'm just praying for Owen Wilson's recovery. I'm hoping his family is doing okay. Those of us who know him are all rooting for him, he's a great guy. I just hope he gets the help he needs.

    44. fillintheblank says – reply to this


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      poor birtney :[ oh wait POOR OWEN

    45. mel says – reply to this


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      What a mess! Hope it all works out for him!

    46. mike says – reply to this


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      first

    47. #2 says – reply to this


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      #2

    48. Dana says – reply to this


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      Britney is a trainwreck, she knows it, and she profits from it. I'm all for making fun of Britney. If I had more free time, I'd throw a party with the specific purpose of making fun of her. But, I think US Weekly should eat shit for using a talented actor and filmmaker's suicide to sell magazines.

    49. sean+jayden=menedez bros. in the making says – reply to this


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      Britney sucks sooo bad she should just die right about now.

    50. megan says – reply to this


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      this man seriously needs help and he also
      needs people like you perez, and tabloid magazines to stop hounding him in such a difficult time.
      Can you stop making light of this situation?

      It is highly childish.

    51. jarvis says – reply to this


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      yes, that's hollywood for ya!!!! the guy i was involved with thought he was brilliant, funny and artistic as hell… in truth… it's called BIPOLARIASM. get your head checked owen…. it gets worst as you get older!!!!

    52. michelle chu says – reply to this


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      get over brit

    53. ANTI-SECOND says – reply to this


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      THE NEXT ONE THAT SAY'S SECOND IS GETTING IT WITHOUT OUT ANY LUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    54. loolee says – reply to this


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      oh my …. people is going crazy with drugs ….!!!!!

    55. angie says – reply to this


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      let's hope the poor girl does'nt!!!!!!!!!!

    56. Egositic Joker says – reply to this


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      Wow that is why his nose is crooked. I hope he recovers soon. I do not like him as as an actor he is not funny.

    57. olemadrid says – reply to this


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      so sad

    58. anonymous says – reply to this


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      Kate's nightmare is her kid's hair. When the hell is she going to cut it?

    59. Egoistic Joker says – reply to this


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      Wow! Is that why his nose is so crooked! I wish him a speedy recovery, even though I think he is not so much of any actor. He still is better than that moron
      Jack Black.

    60. Jayduhh says – reply to this


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      wow, way to turn it on Kate when it's Owen's problem.

    61. JL says – reply to this


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      one big difference. we care about owen and we dont about brittany. drop off the earth already and take both hiltons and lohan with you.

    62. Egoistic Joker says – reply to this


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      Kate Hudson gets married really young and has a kid. I think she has a thing
      4 ugly men. Now she is going to men to men trying to make up for the lost time! Fuck as many men as she can. Too many ugly men and not enough time! S L U T !

    63. Courtney says – reply to this


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      Who cares about Britney? Get better Owen, we love you!

    64. YEPPER says – reply to this


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      She needs to take them two Juniors of hers and bring them to visit Owen Wilson. Problem solved.

    65. lj says – reply to this


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      Who cares about Brit? She needs to grow up and be responsible. Owen's story is sad.
      {'ve heard that he was on drugs. It's always the funny people who are really depressed.

    66. jess says – reply to this


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      i love owen wilson! and i hope he's getting treatment and care and everything else he needs.

      we all love you and want you to get better! :)

    67. Egoistic Joker says – reply to this


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      Kate Hudson is trying to make up for the time she lsot being married. It seems to me that she is into ugly guys. Since her marriage broke-up she has several affairs. Looks like she is going to fuck every ugly men she meets. She herself is not all that but she could do better!

    68. marianna wheelan says – reply to this


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      oy vey- what they both need is some therapy and some privacy! IM TALKING TO U PEREZ!!!

    69. olives says – reply to this


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      Let me get this straight, hoping not to get Perez upset in every sense of the word.

      Britney…attention-loving lip-synching bimbo that most of the world wishes will go away so that she can tend to her children in a healthy way.

      Owen…an actor who has brought many laughs in to our homes, is going through a tough time, and is asking for a bit of privacy so that he can regain a healthier life.

      Honestly, lets leave them both alone.

    70. Tavi says – reply to this


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      ilove you britney, YOU should be on front page
      marry me

    71. Lila David says – reply to this


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      Jeez almighty!! Britney this, Britney that. It's getting really old, Perez – very obvious that you have an ax to grind. We get it. You hate the girl. Let’s move on, shall we? Whatever happened to druggie/suicidal Amy Winewhatever??

    72. Turtle says – reply to this


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      Man it's bad enough he's addictedd to cocaine but heroin also.

    73. mikec says – reply to this


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      i really wish people would leave her alone.

    74. Danny says – reply to this


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      I LOVE YOU PEREZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!

    75. TexasChick says – reply to this


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      Okay now Britney is funny and really entertaining to report on - but let's leave Owen alone unless we are reporting his recovery or a new movie. He deserves this time to himself. please.

    76. FUCK YOU PEREZ says – reply to this


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      What goes around, comes around. Your number will be up soon.

    77. Miche says – reply to this


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      Who care's about Britney. We all know she is a fuck up. My sympathy goes to Owen and his family. It must be really lonely at the top. He's such a good actor and hopefully he is able to bounce back from this.

    78. Miche says – reply to this


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      Who care's about Britney. We all know she is a fuck up. My sympathy goes to Owen and his family. It must be really lonely at the top. He's such a good actor and hopefully he is able to bounce back from this.

    79. jesse says – reply to this


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      US Weekly should leave Kate hudson out of it. She should not be tied to this story (which really hsould be treated with complete sensitivity if reported on at all.)

    80. Jiyu says – reply to this


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      Oh… so SAD… why does bad things happen to those who you least expected it…

    81. nadine says – reply to this


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      that poor guy, he was always a favorite of mine. my thoughts are with him, keeping my fingers crossed.

    82. Princess says – reply to this


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      Hollywood is a nightmare! I'm so thankful to have my wonderful life rather than sell my soul for fame and money. These celebs really need to get out of the spotlight rather than feed the media and papparazzi with more scandal and gossip. It's destroying them and tearing their lives apart! Suicide is not the answer guys!

    83. Elizabeth says – reply to this


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      As interested as I am in gossip, and I do read this blog everyday, I have to say that suicide would be the one area I would leave alone. The very fact that this accusation of suicide turned out to be all to true, wouldn't it be all to upsetting if this man accomplished what he started out to do after being dragged through the mud during such a critical time. As "interested" as I am…I would rather hear that he was doing well in three months than that he is doing terribly and addicted to drugs when he is obviously teetering.

    84. Just Say No. says – reply to this


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      Drugs are bad.

    85. lil says – reply to this


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      lets hope his family can bring him out of this depression, alive.

    86. Sarah says – reply to this


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      I really hope Owen's going to be okay and will be getting the help he needs. Having had friends go through this, I know what his family is feeling right now and for the people posting hateful comments, give it a rest.

    87. Andrew says – reply to this


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      first off, britney's album was going to be out this fall as of the beginning of this year. you've posted before that it's not going to come out this fall but rather next year. secondly, the news about her album out next year is SOOOO OLD. I've known that for months now.

      Use to trust this site for up to date info on celebrities but this is really bad in my opinion.

    88. blondie says – reply to this


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      man fuck britney spear's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      owen wilson make's an attempt to commit suicide and you bring that trash into the story like it's funny.
      that is just plain fucked-up.
      then you put up a p.s. like, "oh yeah, by the way, he's hooked on heroin too" like it's a side-note.
      pez's site would be alot better if he did'nt treat the serious storie's like it's just another excuse to crack joke's, just like he did with the lesbian that had cancer.

      why do have to be so insensitive to people in such tragic circumstances?????
      you even put the skank's name on the story instead of his.

    89. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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      Get better, Owen! :-)

    90. tori says – reply to this


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      the media are so stupid. he sent out a statement please respect my privacy yet they do a story on him full of bullshit. they are disrespecting him!
      where do they draw the line. this is getting out of control the inhumanity when it comes to situations like these.

    91. rachel says – reply to this


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      How on earth is this KATE'S nightmare? It's Owen's nightmare… and I hope he gets the help and support he so desperately needs… as well as privacy.

    92. kelkel411 says – reply to this


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      heroin is the shit its funny that now we are actually hearing about clebs getting high on the H. I am now in treatment for heroin addiction. Drugs are drugs

    93. jenniferz says – reply to this


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      this is very sad about Owen Wilson, I really like him alot!! hope he recovers soon ,,

    94. Pierre says – reply to this


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      Big who in Hollywood doesn't have a cocaine problem

    95. bo from uk says – reply to this


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      hi perez and everyone
      especially owen if you are reading, take some time out man. just chill. you are a very talented and special person, and however sad you are, and i know you have been you must look after yourself. heroin is so not the answer i know cos i've never done it if you see what i mean. kate seems like a good person. you have so much to give and if only you could get some peace and quiet you would be ok. also get treatment, it will help you ok?
      not very good with this website as am not a celebrity watcher really but when i heard you'd tried to commit suicide it rang a major bell with me as i've been through hell recently. but even in my darkest moments and oh boy i have had a few i never gave up.
      anyway thats quite enough for now as am busy writing a film script, which i intend to get sorted. started out a bit late but hey am hitting my stride now.
      if you do read this do you wanna be in a very cool but a tad underfunded right now, film. come over to the uk and make us laugh and cry. by the way the royal tennenbaums is my all time fave film still. its one of the most moving films i have ever seen. so how are you feeling now? hope that the light has finally arrived at the end of the tunnel. if not, honey it will do ok?
      may all the gods be with you, and britain thinks you're fab.
      get your skinny white ass over here and make us laugh.
      sending you lots of love
      bo bowman-shaw
      a fan but not a stalker…promise!

    96. So selfish. says – reply to this


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      People who use drugs are losers. Rich people who use drugs are special losers because they should be supporting charities instead.

    97. marcy says – reply to this


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      poor owen - loved him in "night @ the museum" (my kids love that movie) i don't understand how the police are allowed to release 911 calls? to me they should be kept private and only made available if needed in court - it's just an invasion of privacy. love this blog - but am down w/ what someone else on here said, suicide isn't a laughing matter nor should it be fodder for entertainment purposes - for that matter, trainwreck britney's whole story is sad too - there are two little boys who are probably dressed to the 9's - but really, soda in their bottles? thought that was just material for jeff foxworthy jokes, didn't think people really did that! if this is what money does to you - not sure i want it - be careful, perez

    98. fdsfs says – reply to this


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      Like you give a shit.

    99. Haywood Jablome says – reply to this


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      Hey, if the media won't respect his privacy, then as his fans, respect it yourselves. Don't buy the magazines that are doing stories on him. Don't read the blogs that discuss him. Seems like a pretty easy way to respect his wishes, if that's your true intent.

    100. Larry Craig's BF says – reply to this


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      I can't wait to bid on his rotting nose on Ebay!

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