Cooking With Gwyneth
Filed under: Gwyneth Paltrow
Gwyneth Paltrow is getting her own cooking show.
No joke!
The macrobiotic health nut is working on a program to showcase the foods of Spain.
She and chef Mario Batali will travel all over the country for two months for the new PBS program.
The picky eater has said, "I eat all that [Spanish] stuff. The crazy fish things, the eels, I love it all."
That's one of the fun things about being rich and already accomplished a lot, you can just do whatever you want.
We love Mario, but we think we're gonna skip cooking with Gwyneth. We saw her on Oprah trying to do that once.
Disastrous!
Posted: August 29, 2007 at 11:51 am
5th
does she cook any apple?
so sick, i know
Your bra strap is showing.
cool that sounds like an interesting show
first
mmh. i don't like her!
Soooooooo Boring….she has np personality!…But I will watch it once to see if I fall asleep!
Sounds very creative. It just might work. Don't knock it ’til she tries it out. You just might have to eat your words, or in this case, her squid.
Okay, so I do like Gwenyth Paltrow, but what is with this macrobiotic crap? Just eat a cheeseburger! I'm not really sure that I trust her idea of "good food" in Spain.
4TH
Yuck!!…HAS_BEEN
unless she's cooking the brad pitt omelet why would anyone care?
fifth
i dig that she is drug and alcohol free. It takes alot to stick with that. Gwen rules
Gwyneth is a class act and she speaks spanish better than you Perez. In fact she speaks 5 languages to perfection.
I notice something, you are always trashing every women who went out with Brad Pitt…. You seem to hate Aniston and Gwyneth…What's wrong with you?
I imagine Angelina is paying you a lot of money because, hating this wonderful Oscar winner actress doen't make sense.
Wow.. this could prove interesting… or not
stupiddddddddd
NOT FIRST DOUCHES!
Come on Gwynnie. Leave the cooking shows to the pros……and I don't mean Rachel Ray (whatta byatch).
Boooooooooooooring
I just don't buy a skinny chick trying to sell cooking or gourmet food. Something is very wrong with that picture!
that's nice
Well, at least she has chosen a nice chef!
MAN GWYNETH, ALL THAT JAZZ AND BITCH STILL LOOKS LIKE BABY JANE. THE MACROBIOTICS AIN'T WORKING BABY!
i love spanish food..tortilla, paella, cocido madrileño…yummmyyy
women on TOP CHEF
are way more sexy and attractive,
and they can cook way better!
I'd watch it.
The diet is really interesting.
yuck,,
i do not care for this woman,,
FILL ME IN! What went wrong when Gwenyth tried to cook on Oprah????
YIKES!!!!!!!
She seems so out of touch with reality.
Thta macrobiotic diet stuff is bull shit! You know that Mario isn't eating that way!
She strikes me as a nutroast and brown rice kind of gal… you'd have to get a pizza on the way home from dinner at her place! Although aparently she eats like a rabbit because she wants to avoid cancer at all costs after losing her father to the illness.
Definitely can't imagine her stuffing her face with yummy paela! Although I wish she would…
#20 (is that you, Gwyneth?) Gwyneth barely graduated from high school and she speaks no other language but English and some conversational Spanish she picked up as an exchange student in Spain. She's about as qualified to do a cooking show as any person who chain smoked their way through prep school before becoming a smug macrobiotic phony. I wonder if any other of Steven Spielberg's godchildren have cooking shows? Ain't America grand? Land o' opportunity.
in Spain, the food is the most important thing.
its the typical argument in the homes- what are we going to eat????!!
ese gwen doesn't understand, if she really ate the food she would look much better!
no one should be so pink/white in colore, with such flat hair.
nasti!
Not Paltrow. I HATE PALTROW.
"All that Spanish stuff." That cracks me up. She claims to be fluent in Spanish, but blamed her poor Spanish for her bashing of the US in an interview with a Spanish magazine. Said it was a misunderstanding or something. Riiiigghhhht…..just keep on living in your own world where you're better than everyone else Gwynnie….
People are saying that they don't like Gwyneth. How come? She's never been scandalous or skanky or offensive? Boring maybe, but none of the usual things that people usually hate on the celebs for. Don't like her movies, but not liking HER…..I don't get it!?!?
She's too stupid to cook.
Just what the world needs another cooking show with some anorexic host who hasn't had a real meal in years!! Spare me the details……….
Hang on, I thought she followed a vegan diet? If so, she should not be loving fish or eel?
I hate that betch, I can't stand to look at her fugly face. Does she even eat?
she eats flesh?
wtf
where are all the true macros out there
xoxoxo
clover
does gwyn hate her hubby and kids
she's never with them and now
wants to go to spain with orange clog bear
OK SERIOUSLY , ANY GIRL PPPL DONT LIKE , THEY CALL WHITE TRASH..WTF? HONETLY I WOULD SAY LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS IS WHITE TRASH FOR MARRYING A WHITE TRASH FELLA, HE SCREWED HER UP( K-FED ) BUT W.E. IM WHITE OK? AM I WHITE TRASH CUZ THIS MSSG MITE AFFEND SOME PPL AND THEN IM WAHT.. OH THATS RITE, WHITE TRASH.. .HAHA . ARENT I RITE THOUGH ? SAY IT WEN ITS TRUE
Perez, this must be old news Wednesday. This was reported weeks ago.
who do we have to pay to ban her from the public domain?
this chick is the very face of nepotism. her parents have/had talent but gwyneth? she has no subtlety, no depth and certainly no charisma. she made the scene because of her boyfriend (brad pitt) and her lineage.
I think it is hilarious that you always fail to do research & fact check your stories. Gwyneth spent a good year living in Spain and visits each year. Furthermore, she has been made an officially adopted daughter of the town where she stood with her host family. I've also heard you speak Spanish & that is a real laugh along with your claims to helping out Latinos. If you truly did champion our rights you wouldn't be hanging on the purse-strings of Paris.
"That’s one of the fun things about being rich and already accomplished a lot, you can just do whatever you want…"
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what the hell did Gwyneth "accomplish"? She's a fake, overrrated, frigid bitch with ridiculous connections. That's about it.
She's a goddess. She's Jewish by the way. Knowing that, I respect Jews now. I used to think they were lame. But now, I know. Haha!!! Anyways, a macrobiotic diet? Sign me up!!!
I bet she's better looking and more intelligent than most of you.
" women on TOP CHEF
are way more sexy and attractive,
and they can cook way better!"
*says the modern chav*
"in Spain, the food is the most important thing.
its the typical argument in the homes- what are we going to eat????!!
ese gwen doesn’t understand, if she really ate the food she would look much better!
no one should be so pink/white in colore, with such flat hair.
nasti!"
lol. You are stupid. Do you really think that's her natural colour ?
And she looks good, just not like a mainstream chav like most of you go for.
She looks very pretty. And what better chef than Mario to travel around with. He is so talented in the cooking field.
hey #4, does she live next door to your trailer?
Jealous people!!
Gwyneth never lived in Spain for a year. When she was 15, she spent "a few months" there with a Spanish family in Toledo. (source: W magazine)
First, just because she follows a certain diet does not mean that she doesn't know anything about food. And she's not anorexic looking. She is perfectly healthy. Being thin doesn't make you anorexic.
Second, she spent quite a bit of time in Spain. She still visits the family she stayed with and speaks very highly of the country.
Third, she speaks quite fluently. Her accent may not be perfect but it's not her first language so you can't reasonably expect her to speak perfectly. (Perez you can't speak Spanish for shit)
She looks stoned in those photos. Will she be teaching us how to bake *special* brownies?
A good accent but she does not speak fluent Spanish.
Mario will get hungry and eat her by the end of the show.
gwyneth is beautiful & i bet is a great mom. and, WOW everyone who lusts after the hollywood whores all of the time , who are about as smart as your pinky nail, she is EDUCATED too. But, why don't we keep idolizing britney instead? you never see gwyneth tripping with her child in her arms trying to hang on to her wine glass do you?
Leave Gwyneth alone
she is such a classy and lovely lady
why are you so mean with her?
I think this show will be boring.
hmm…….i remember seeing pics of her almost tripping with her child when she had a blanket over her head.
This woman sickens me. Always has, always will.
Are you sure it's just Gwen and Mario? I think there's a 3rd guy going on the show as well?
#69– Why? What did she do?
SHe looks like a Stepford wife. Is she a progammed multiple personality person.
Im excited for this show.
Props to Gwyneth for leading the lifestyle that she does.
Maybe the show will teach North Americans a thing or two about being healthy and not relying so much on fast and processed food with little to no nutrients.
are yopu fucking kidding she can't act either, go back to england bitch
How about her own personal work out show.. along with how she eats.
im sorry but she's the last person who should be doing anything with a cooking show. first off, if i'm watching a food show, i don't want to be presented with a stick-thin actress as a host. who thought up this idiotic idea?
She sounds really disrespectful to Spanish people and their culture. "I like all that stuff. The crazy fish things, the eels, I love it all." And I thought she was a vegan???
I bet her spanish is better than J Ho's
and yes she is classy and beautiful people in Spain love her she dated prince felipe once
This is so insulting. What does she know about food. She doesn't even eat!
God i hate this snooty bitch. Cant she just disappear all together?
fuck this hoe
Why does she ALWAYS have that dumb, vacant "Stepford Wife" look on her face?
Without a real chef on board, this project would never happen.
mario Batali WAS my hero, Can't belive he made a cooking program with that carrots eating whore. Than spanish food is full of pork, super delicious pork, fat and other things far away from vegan…what she will do? eat the garnish?
Who would want to watch a cooking show by someone that hasn't eaten a real meal in years. I guess if you are fine eating strips of lettuce and raw carrots — then Gwyneth is the cook for you!!!!!
Gee, Gwynnie. Considering your pretentious, know-it-all attitude, don't you think you should at least be a bit more descriptive with the Spanish food you supposedly eat so much of? "Crazy fish things" doesn't cut it. Talk about fake.
WOW — can you imagine the hundreds of calls to CPS if Angelina was gone for 2 months? She gets S*** for making a fact-finding visit to refugees for 3 DAYS! But not golden GWYNNIE — hypocrites!
What does she know about cooking? Didn't you know she worked at Pizza Hut Express at the LAX airport a few years ago?
Maybe Mario will eat her
UGh she really is the Bitch that has everything I'm jealous of this white ho, sorry least i can admit it
kAT: YOU ARE WHITE TRASH AS WELL :0
GWYNETH SUFFERS FROM MEGALOMANIA, SO DON'T TAKE HER SERIOUSLY.
just look at her…there's alot of space between dem ears
BEFORE Miss teen South Carolina, there was Gwyneth Paltrow….say, maybe that girl was Gwyneth's love child with Brad Pitt!
HAHA! Well, they gave Giada DeLaurentiis her own cooking show, so why not?
No way will I watch this bitch in any tv shows, What will she do stand around and let the cook do everything and she just talk with those gooffy beaver teeth and eat. This bitch has not lifted 1 finger to do an ounce of nothing in her life. She was even given an oscar. Dumb cow should go sell her shit to her belove England and stop trying to get money from the US.
Mario is so gross to look at- Fat Ass pig- always sweating and eating- who cares about that ugly woman- she has a crooked mouth and is ugly. Mario is so fat and greasy looking he made the top 20 ugliest celebrites
Does she still eat this "health" crap and smoke cigarettes?
Why the hell would I watch a cooking show on Spanish foodwith 2people who know shit about Spanish food? "All that Spanish crazy stuff"? And this is the dumb blonde who said that we Americans are stupid?
#5- I love Pawlah.
Is she signing a perfume bottle???
You people are fucking stupid. Gwyneth visits Spain every year, and lived there for quite awhile. And Coco was wright, she can speak English(duh), Spanish, French, Italian, and German. She also did finish high school, but she didn't finish college because she wanted to pursue acting. I've been following her career for years, and you all base your opinion on her because of how she comes across. Maybe if you actually watched a good interview of hers you'd realize that she is a very funny, classy, and warm person. You all hate her but worship pieces of shit like Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. Gwyneth has class and talent. And seeing someone say she is "white trash" is the funniest thing I've read in a LONG time. The computer is not a mirror, sweetie. : )
And nothing went wrong when she cooked on Oprah. She just a made a microbiotic dish with flounder. She didn't mess up a thing. And both Ben Affleck and Jude Law she she's a fantastic cook. And oooooh wow, she said "crazy spanish stuff" and didn't go into detail, which automatically makes her dumb. Most of you people are pathetic.
Oh sure. When is the last time little Gwynnie strapped on an apron and made a home cooked meal? Or gee, maybe that was the maid who did that.
Is she that desperate for work? Geez.
LOL. The only people who seem to "worship" Britney and Paris are the ones who keep accusing everyone else of this. No one else brings them up. Keep projecting. *wink*
#103-WENDY– Don't hate on Gwyneth because she can afford a maid….or whatever else she wants for that matter. You come across as very transparent and it's not pretty at all.