Cooking With Gwyneth

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Gwyneth Paltrow is getting her own cooking show.

No joke!

The macrobiotic health nut is working on a program to showcase the foods of Spain.

She and chef Mario Batali will travel all over the country for two months for the new PBS program.

The picky eater has said, "I eat all that [Spanish] stuff. The crazy fish things, the eels, I love it all."

That's one of the fun things about being rich and already accomplished a lot, you can just do whatever you want.

We love Mario, but we think we're gonna skip cooking with Gwyneth. We saw her on Oprah trying to do that once.

Disastrous!

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 11:51 am / Email this  »

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    1. sd says – reply to this


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      5th

    2. big city says – reply to this


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      does she cook any apple?

      so sick, i know

    3. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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      Your bra strap is showing.

    4. silv says – reply to this


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      cool that sounds like an interesting show

    5. matt says – reply to this


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      first

    6. ala says – reply to this


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      mmh. i don't like her!

    7. Texchick says – reply to this


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      Soooooooo Boring….she has np personality!…But I will watch it once to see if I fall asleep!

    8. jogaagora says – reply to this


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      Sounds very creative. It just might work. Don't knock it ’til she tries it out. You just might have to eat your words, or in this case, her squid.

    9. Sarah says – reply to this


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      Okay, so I do like Gwenyth Paltrow, but what is with this macrobiotic crap? Just eat a cheeseburger! I'm not really sure that I trust her idea of "good food" in Spain.

    10. Pereciosita says – reply to this


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      4TH

    11. classicsusan says – reply to this


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      Yuck!!…HAS_BEEN

    12. big city says – reply to this


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      unless she's cooking the brad pitt omelet why would anyone care?

    13. cock says – reply to this


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      fifth

    14. Liztron says – reply to this


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      i dig that she is drug and alcohol free. It takes alot to stick with that. Gwen rules

    15. COCO says – reply to this


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      Gwyneth is a class act and she speaks spanish better than you Perez. In fact she speaks 5 languages to perfection.

      I notice something, you are always trashing every women who went out with Brad Pitt…. You seem to hate Aniston and Gwyneth…What's wrong with you?

      I imagine Angelina is paying you a lot of money because, hating this wonderful Oscar winner actress doen't make sense.

    16. The Fierce & Loyal Bitch - JCha says – reply to this


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      Wow.. this could prove interesting… or not

    17. anthony says – reply to this


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      stupiddddddddd

    18. DOUCHE PEREZ says – reply to this


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      NOT FIRST DOUCHES!

    19. handyman says – reply to this


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      Come on Gwynnie. Leave the cooking shows to the pros……and I don't mean Rachel Ray (whatta byatch).

    20. The Fierce & Loyal Bitch - JCha says – reply to this


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      Boooooooooooooring

    21. redlady7 says – reply to this


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      I just don't buy a skinny chick trying to sell cooking or gourmet food. Something is very wrong with that picture!

    22. teabag says – reply to this


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      that's nice

    23. undercover_dancer says – reply to this


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      Well, at least she has chosen a nice chef!

    24. DOUCHE PEREZ says – reply to this


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      MAN GWYNETH, ALL THAT JAZZ AND BITCH STILL LOOKS LIKE BABY JANE. THE MACROBIOTICS AIN'T WORKING BABY!

    25. kari says – reply to this


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      i love spanish food..tortilla, paella, cocido madrileño…yummmyyy

    26. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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      women on TOP CHEF
      are way more sexy and attractive,
      and they can cook way better!

    27. Bytch says – reply to this


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      I'd watch it.
      The diet is really interesting.

    28. jenniferz says – reply to this


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      yuck,,
      i do not care for this woman,,

    29. sille says – reply to this


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      FILL ME IN! What went wrong when Gwenyth tried to cook on Oprah????

    30. Princess says – reply to this


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      YIKES!!!!!!!

    31. LL says – reply to this


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      She seems so out of touch with reality.

    32. sweet caroline says – reply to this


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      Thta macrobiotic diet stuff is bull shit! You know that Mario isn't eating that way!

    33. Katherine says – reply to this


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      She strikes me as a nutroast and brown rice kind of gal… you'd have to get a pizza on the way home from dinner at her place! Although aparently she eats like a rabbit because she wants to avoid cancer at all costs after losing her father to the illness.
      Definitely can't imagine her stuffing her face with yummy paela! Although I wish she would…

    34. dee dee says – reply to this


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      #20 (is that you, Gwyneth?) Gwyneth barely graduated from high school and she speaks no other language but English and some conversational Spanish she picked up as an exchange student in Spain. She's about as qualified to do a cooking show as any person who chain smoked their way through prep school before becoming a smug macrobiotic phony. I wonder if any other of Steven Spielberg's godchildren have cooking shows? Ain't America grand? Land o' opportunity.

    35. pili says – reply to this


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      in Spain, the food is the most important thing.
      its the typical argument in the homes- what are we going to eat????!!
      ese gwen doesn't understand, if she really ate the food she would look much better!
      no one should be so pink/white in colore, with such flat hair.
      nasti!

    36. Victoria says – reply to this


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      Not Paltrow. I HATE PALTROW.

    37. i heart perezzers says – reply to this


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      "All that Spanish stuff." That cracks me up. She claims to be fluent in Spanish, but blamed her poor Spanish for her bashing of the US in an interview with a Spanish magazine. Said it was a misunderstanding or something. Riiiigghhhht…..just keep on living in your own world where you're better than everyone else Gwynnie….

    38. huh? says – reply to this


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      People are saying that they don't like Gwyneth. How come? She's never been scandalous or skanky or offensive? Boring maybe, but none of the usual things that people usually hate on the celebs for. Don't like her movies, but not liking HER…..I don't get it!?!?

    39. chinagirl1 says – reply to this


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      She's too stupid to cook.

    40. Perez Lover says – reply to this


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      Just what the world needs another cooking show with some anorexic host who hasn't had a real meal in years!! Spare me the details……….

    41. Nikki Botha says – reply to this


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      Hang on, I thought she followed a vegan diet? If so, she should not be loving fish or eel?

    42. VICSTER says – reply to this


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      I hate that betch, I can't stand to look at her fugly face. Does she even eat?

    43. Clover says – reply to this


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      she eats flesh?
      wtf
      where are all the true macros out there
      xoxoxo
      clover
      does gwyn hate her hubby and kids
      she's never with them and now
      wants to go to spain with orange clog bear

    44. cat says – reply to this


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      OK SERIOUSLY , ANY GIRL PPPL DONT LIKE , THEY CALL WHITE TRASH..WTF? HONETLY I WOULD SAY LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS IS WHITE TRASH FOR MARRYING A WHITE TRASH FELLA, HE SCREWED HER UP( K-FED ) BUT W.E. IM WHITE OK? AM I WHITE TRASH CUZ THIS MSSG MITE AFFEND SOME PPL AND THEN IM WAHT.. OH THATS RITE, WHITE TRASH.. .HAHA . ARENT I RITE THOUGH ? SAY IT WEN ITS TRUE

    45. Get Some New Stories Please says – reply to this


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      Perez, this must be old news Wednesday. This was reported weeks ago.

    46. francie says – reply to this


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      who do we have to pay to ban her from the public domain?

    47. JakeO says – reply to this


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      this chick is the very face of nepotism. her parents have/had talent but gwyneth? she has no subtlety, no depth and certainly no charisma. she made the scene because of her boyfriend (brad pitt) and her lineage.

    48. Liz says – reply to this


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      I think it is hilarious that you always fail to do research & fact check your stories. Gwyneth spent a good year living in Spain and visits each year. Furthermore, she has been made an officially adopted daughter of the town where she stood with her host family. I've also heard you speak Spanish & that is a real laugh along with your claims to helping out Latinos. If you truly did champion our rights you wouldn't be hanging on the purse-strings of Paris.

    49. MeMe says – reply to this


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      "That’s one of the fun things about being rich and already accomplished a lot, you can just do whatever you want…"
      ————————————————————————————

      what the hell did Gwyneth "accomplish"? She's a fake, overrrated, frigid bitch with ridiculous connections. That's about it.

    50. whoretta says – reply to this


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      She's a goddess. She's Jewish by the way. Knowing that, I respect Jews now. I used to think they were lame. But now, I know. Haha!!! Anyways, a macrobiotic diet? Sign me up!!!

    51. Lola says – reply to this


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      I bet she's better looking and more intelligent than most of you.

    52. Lola says – reply to this


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      " women on TOP CHEF
      are way more sexy and attractive,
      and they can cook way better!"

      *says the modern chav*

    53. Lol says – reply to this


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      "in Spain, the food is the most important thing.
      its the typical argument in the homes- what are we going to eat????!!
      ese gwen doesn’t understand, if she really ate the food she would look much better!
      no one should be so pink/white in colore, with such flat hair.
      nasti!"

      lol. You are stupid. Do you really think that's her natural colour ?
      And she looks good, just not like a mainstream chav like most of you go for.

    54. afan says – reply to this


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      She looks very pretty. And what better chef than Mario to travel around with. He is so talented in the cooking field.

      hey #4, does she live next door to your trailer?
      Jealous people!!

    55. Anna says – reply to this


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      Gwyneth never lived in Spain for a year. When she was 15, she spent "a few months" there with a Spanish family in Toledo. (source: W magazine)

    56. joan says – reply to this


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      First, just because she follows a certain diet does not mean that she doesn't know anything about food. And she's not anorexic looking. She is perfectly healthy. Being thin doesn't make you anorexic.
      Second, she spent quite a bit of time in Spain. She still visits the family she stayed with and speaks very highly of the country.
      Third, she speaks quite fluently. Her accent may not be perfect but it's not her first language so you can't reasonably expect her to speak perfectly. (Perez you can't speak Spanish for shit)

    57. Harry Pothead says – reply to this


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      She looks stoned in those photos. Will she be teaching us how to bake *special* brownies?

    58. Julio says – reply to this


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      A good accent but she does not speak fluent Spanish.

    59. Yumyum says – reply to this


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      Mario will get hungry and eat her by the end of the show.

    60. a says – reply to this


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      gwyneth is beautiful & i bet is a great mom. and, WOW everyone who lusts after the hollywood whores all of the time , who are about as smart as your pinky nail, she is EDUCATED too. But, why don't we keep idolizing britney instead? you never see gwyneth tripping with her child in her arms trying to hang on to her wine glass do you?

    61. Cat says – reply to this


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      Leave Gwyneth alone
      she is such a classy and lovely lady
      why are you so mean with her?

    62. Z says – reply to this


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      I think this show will be boring.

    63. Lyssa says – reply to this


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      hmm…….i remember seeing pics of her almost tripping with her child when she had a blanket over her head.

    64. Spence Girl says – reply to this


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      This woman sickens me. Always has, always will.

    65. Santa Angelina says – reply to this


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      Are you sure it's just Gwen and Mario? I think there's a 3rd guy going on the show as well?

    66. Zandria says – reply to this


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      #69– Why? What did she do?

    67. KnowItAll says – reply to this


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      SHe looks like a Stepford wife. Is she a progammed multiple personality person.

    68. K says – reply to this


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      Im excited for this show.
      Props to Gwyneth for leading the lifestyle that she does.
      Maybe the show will teach North Americans a thing or two about being healthy and not relying so much on fast and processed food with little to no nutrients.

    69. jim says – reply to this


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      are yopu fucking kidding she can't act either, go back to england bitch

    70. Hello Kitty says – reply to this


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      How about her own personal work out show.. along with how she eats.

    71. poe says – reply to this


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      im sorry but she's the last person who should be doing anything with a cooking show. first off, if i'm watching a food show, i don't want to be presented with a stick-thin actress as a host. who thought up this idiotic idea?

    72. BJB says – reply to this


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      She sounds really disrespectful to Spanish people and their culture. "I like all that stuff. The crazy fish things, the eels, I love it all." And I thought she was a vegan???

    73. pirru says – reply to this


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      I bet her spanish is better than J Ho's
      and yes she is classy and beautiful people in Spain love her she dated prince felipe once

    74. LL says – reply to this


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      This is so insulting. What does she know about food. She doesn't even eat!

    75. Gale says – reply to this


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      God i hate this snooty bitch. Cant she just disappear all together?

    76. gale says – reply to this


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      fuck this hoe

    77. SkyeBlue says – reply to this


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      Why does she ALWAYS have that dumb, vacant "Stepford Wife" look on her face?

    78. LL says – reply to this


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      Without a real chef on board, this project would never happen.

    79. kiki says – reply to this


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      mario Batali WAS my hero, Can't belive he made a cooking program with that carrots eating whore. Than spanish food is full of pork, super delicious pork, fat and other things far away from vegan…what she will do? eat the garnish?

    80. txman says – reply to this


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      Who would want to watch a cooking show by someone that hasn't eaten a real meal in years. I guess if you are fine eating strips of lettuce and raw carrots — then Gwyneth is the cook for you!!!!!

    81. Mac says – reply to this


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      Gee, Gwynnie. Considering your pretentious, know-it-all attitude, don't you think you should at least be a bit more descriptive with the Spanish food you supposedly eat so much of? "Crazy fish things" doesn't cut it. Talk about fake.

    82. Also a Mom says – reply to this


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      WOW — can you imagine the hundreds of calls to CPS if Angelina was gone for 2 months? She gets S*** for making a fact-finding visit to refugees for 3 DAYS! But not golden GWYNNIE — hypocrites!

    83. ShoreIam says – reply to this


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      What does she know about cooking? Didn't you know she worked at Pizza Hut Express at the LAX airport a few years ago?

    84. dee says – reply to this


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      Maybe Mario will eat her

    85. NikNak says – reply to this


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      UGh she really is the Bitch that has everything I'm jealous of this white ho, sorry least i can admit it

    86. #49 CAT IS WHITE TRASH says – reply to this


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      kAT: YOU ARE WHITE TRASH AS WELL :0

    87. CHRIS MARIN says – reply to this


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      GWYNETH SUFFERS FROM MEGALOMANIA, SO DON'T TAKE HER SERIOUSLY.

    88. Chris Martin says – reply to this


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      just look at her…there's alot of space between dem ears

    89. YumYum says – reply to this


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      BEFORE Miss teen South Carolina, there was Gwyneth Paltrow….say, maybe that girl was Gwyneth's love child with Brad Pitt!

    90. Gwen says – reply to this


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      HAHA! Well, they gave Giada DeLaurentiis her own cooking show, so why not?

    91. Becky says – reply to this


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      No way will I watch this bitch in any tv shows, What will she do stand around and let the cook do everything and she just talk with those gooffy beaver teeth and eat. This bitch has not lifted 1 finger to do an ounce of nothing in her life. She was even given an oscar. Dumb cow should go sell her shit to her belove England and stop trying to get money from the US.

    92. truthhurts says – reply to this


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      Mario is so gross to look at- Fat Ass pig- always sweating and eating- who cares about that ugly woman- she has a crooked mouth and is ugly. Mario is so fat and greasy looking he made the top 20 ugliest celebrites

    93. mammagreenbuds says – reply to this


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      Does she still eat this "health" crap and smoke cigarettes?

    94. la condenada says – reply to this


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      Why the hell would I watch a cooking show on Spanish foodwith 2people who know shit about Spanish food? "All that Spanish crazy stuff"? And this is the dumb blonde who said that we Americans are stupid?

    95. apyknowzitall says – reply to this


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      #5- I love Pawlah.

      Is she signing a perfume bottle???

    96. Idiots says – reply to this


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      You people are fucking stupid. Gwyneth visits Spain every year, and lived there for quite awhile. And Coco was wright, she can speak English(duh), Spanish, French, Italian, and German. She also did finish high school, but she didn't finish college because she wanted to pursue acting. I've been following her career for years, and you all base your opinion on her because of how she comes across. Maybe if you actually watched a good interview of hers you'd realize that she is a very funny, classy, and warm person. You all hate her but worship pieces of shit like Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. Gwyneth has class and talent. And seeing someone say she is "white trash" is the funniest thing I've read in a LONG time. The computer is not a mirror, sweetie. : )

      And nothing went wrong when she cooked on Oprah. She just a made a microbiotic dish with flounder. She didn't mess up a thing. And both Ben Affleck and Jude Law she she's a fantastic cook. And oooooh wow, she said "crazy spanish stuff" and didn't go into detail, which automatically makes her dumb. Most of you people are pathetic.

    97. wendy says – reply to this


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      Oh sure. When is the last time little Gwynnie strapped on an apron and made a home cooked meal? Or gee, maybe that was the maid who did that.

    98. Rachelle says – reply to this


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      Is she that desperate for work? Geez.

    99. LOLOLOL says – reply to this


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      LOL. The only people who seem to "worship" Britney and Paris are the ones who keep accusing everyone else of this. No one else brings them up. Keep projecting. *wink*

    100. Windy says – reply to this


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      #103-WENDY– Don't hate on Gwyneth because she can afford a maid….or whatever else she wants for that matter. You come across as very transparent and it's not pretty at all.

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