Do You Know Your Geography???

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Miss Teen South Carolina, a proud U.S. American, is milking her 15 seconds of fame!

Click here to take her interactive geography quiz to test if you're a dumb dumb too.

Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 12:04 pm / Email this »

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DOUCHE PEREZ says – reply to this

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FIRST, I DO
JJ says – reply to this

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1st
DOUCHE PEREZ says – reply to this

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ZIPPIDY-DOUCHE-DA!
DOUCHE PEREZ says – reply to this

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WHY IS THIS NO LONGER ON THE FRONT PAGE. REFRESH, REFRESH! THIS GIRL IS DUMB-HEE!
JoAnne says – reply to this

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what a freakin' TOOL! And that's the future of our country ladies and gents…
Dana says – reply to this

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dumbass
Claire says – reply to this

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gay
perezita says – reply to this

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What a retard.
Sam says – reply to this

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She is hot as hell. I hope she gets a TV or movie deal or is in the magazines.
jenniferz says – reply to this

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hehe
this girl is just fun to look at,, it's like going to a zoo and watching the dumb animals toss around their own turds,, hehe
Sam says – reply to this

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Shes hot
Tricia says – reply to this

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I failed.
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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"Miss T.S.C. here, and i'm letting all you HATERS know that i am not stupid just because i'm fab and beautiful looking and have a 3.5 GPA and you all are just HATERS and jealous!!!
Making fun of peep better than U is all you HATERS on the hilton perez site are just MEAN and you and hilton perez can make fun cause U all are HATERS and i have talent and have been on TV cause of your hating and now i'll be a star so thanks U HATERS and hilton perez for making me famous, HATER BIOITCHHSS!!!!
Enya says – reply to this

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she is so cute. She has the maturity of a 3 year old
kris says – reply to this

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what a totaly imbecile….she can barely pronounce the words and she's reading the answers from a book. how can people like her even function in life
Edward William says – reply to this

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www.myspace.com/edwardwilliammusic
Bytch says – reply to this

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Mama always said that beuty is more imporant than brains.
deez nuts on your forehead says – reply to this

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proof that blondes shouldn't be allowed to open anything other than their legs.
i thought i was smart says – reply to this

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im a dumb dumb apparently…but those were hard questions, and i know where the us is..duh
Ashton says – reply to this

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MIDDLE OF THE ROAD
Ell says – reply to this

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I got 7 out of 7 correct. But then again, I'm not American.
God, I hate the South! says – reply to this

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Did you hear her response on the "Today Show"? She tried to properly answer the question.
"My friends and I all know where the USA is on a map." Okay…
Who the f— cares what your friends know? That's NOT answering the question. You are a POOR representation of our nation, and you are the embodiment of where our nation is headed, and where our education system currently is. Well done, Southern girls, you've done it again!
marc says – reply to this

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good for her, turning something completely embarrassing into something fun.
rob in mi says – reply to this

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Let me know when her sex tape makes it to the internet. Until then, keep her out of the media.
Peggy says – reply to this

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How's Castro today, Perez? Still dead? Why don't you announce your error as loudly as you announced Fidel's "death"?????
DOUCHE PEREZ says – reply to this

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THIS GIRL IS FREAKIN' STUPID.

PEREZ IS AN ASS,
A DOUCHE EN MASSE,
PEREZ IS A CUNT,
HE'S A BIG FAT RUNT!

JUST KIDDING BIG P, I STILL LOVES YA!
joey says – reply to this

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she should have just said World Peace.
i'm sure that would have made better sense that her Iraq, Asia, future answer.
what? says – reply to this

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Well I'm dumb, I got 2 out of 7. But I laughed at her not because her lack of knowledge of where things are…I laughed at her because she didn't know how to answer the question. She was shocked at the question? I was shock she didn't think of socio-economic factors might influence people's knowledge of where the US is. Or the fact that education in the US varies in each State, i.e the smartest people in one State could be equal to the dumbest people in another (maybe?).

She should work on her presentation skills…then she could answer any question they throw at her…silly girl. Trix are for kids.
Winchell's ghost says – reply to this

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She is cool, take the quiz and see for yourself.
lindsay says – reply to this

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yikes. she is dumb dumb dumb
DOUCHE PEREZ says – reply to this

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PEREZ IS A CUNT,
HE WAS BORN OF A RUNT,
HIS MOTHER'S A PRICK,
SHE FUCKED MY DICK!
that bitch is DUMBS says – reply to this

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shouldn't be allowed to let things go out of her mouth. only IN, like my soft supple nutsack.
bjo says – reply to this

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SUCH AS, SHE"S SO HOT,SUCH AS
Fidel Castro says – reply to this

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South Carolina….4 million people 4 Last names!!!
Clover says – reply to this

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i like maps
i have a tresure map to my yaaawhoo areas
(above for brad pitt or david beckham)
xoxoxo
clover
DOUCHE PEREZ says – reply to this

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I KID PEREZ, DON'T BE MAD AT ME, AFTER ALL YOU SAY SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE ALL THE TIME HONEY! HERE'S ANOTHER POEM FOR YOU:

PEREZ FUCKED JESSE,
HOLY HELL IT WAS MESSY,
HE LOOKED AT THE CLOCK,
AND SHAT ON HIS COCK!
DUMB AS says – reply to this

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SO FCKIN STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!
kchaps2 says – reply to this

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god she's annoying… love how she has to do her miss america smile after every question! hahaha
jaybee says – reply to this

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I got 5 out of 7..it said I was SMART a CROWN CARTOGRAPHER what ever….
Okie says – reply to this

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Gotta love that Red State Edumacation.
Waiting says – reply to this

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Just waiting for her to turn 18 and then make a porn vid that gets leaked. I would totally watch that….I bet she is a moaner.
bonbon66 says – reply to this

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It's people like this that will help keep the porn industry strong. I predict she will have a Playboy deal in the near future, just you watch and see. Dumb as a post, she is, so what else does she have to look forward to? Sad.
Lala Bush says – reply to this

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I got 7 out of 7. I'm such a smarty pant(ies).
DOUCHE PEREZ says – reply to this

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I GOT 5/7, I'M PRETTY COOL BITCHES!
Strapping Young Lad says – reply to this

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Is this for fucking real???

Gawd I hate this country
Strapping Young Lad says – reply to this

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Is this for fucking real???

Gawd I hate this country
Strapping Young Lad says – reply to this

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Is this for fucking real???

Gawd I hate this country
big city says – reply to this

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this is not newsworthy

pageant contestants are generally dumb
Pretty Smart says – reply to this

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Publicist are so clever…I'm sure everyone failed that test…but the question they asked genius South Carolina was based on her OWN thoughts on why most Americans can't find us on a map…

"Your own thoughts sweetie pie, do you know what those are? They tend to pop up every now and then…most likely in between the letters D-U-H that you repeat to yourself and around the air that circulates your head."

Get a clue…you can be pretty and smart…being an asshole is so unattractive…I feel bad that young girls aspire to be like this…
Mister Ed says – reply to this

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Stupid biaatch. I'd give her a pearl necklace. Can't wait for the vid with her crown on and a dick in her hand to hit the internets.
KT says – reply to this

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She should stop trying to prove your not a moron. Nobody cares. Get over it. It's over. Move on. Like she really knew those answers. She's just making it worse for herself.
UselessWhore says – reply to this

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Well there's 2 minutes of my life I'll never get back. She still doesn't know shit…all this shows is that she can read. Fuck off back to your redneck dumbass state now, y'hear?
TSC says – reply to this

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~~~ Y - A - W - N ~~~
Big T says – reply to this

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She might be dumb but I would bang the hell out of her. Me and my angry inch! I might not be 9 inches but I would give her 1 inch 9 times real hard!
EB says – reply to this

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THAT SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN….!!! WAIT!! I should re-phrase that!!
daisy says – reply to this

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this little girl has a lot of nerve; she has NO credibility, yet people mag is allowing her to post a quiz? yeah, she IS milking it. don't you have a date with your brother, miss S.C.?
Ganja-nator says – reply to this

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what the fuck, she still can't speak.
miss teen south carolina, shut
up and pick up a book!
Laurie says – reply to this

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And we are supposed to believe that SHE knows the answers to THESE questions? I guess the folks at PEOPLE own a map!
jogaagora says – reply to this

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Miss T.S.C., you are pretty and seem nice. Everyone fucks up, EVERYONE, once in a while (case in point, Perez's Castro government announcement prediction, etc…). Play the pretty "dumb girl, dumb blonde, bimbo,… " part from now on. Just say you froze and …. You've gotten this far already! Men love girls just like you. They percieve you as not threatening. We know you are alot smarter!!!
jessica says – reply to this

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what an iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidiot
Chloabelle says – reply to this

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I feel a bit bad for her. It's nice that she has a sense of humor about it, though. Random, but, she kind of looks like Charlize Theron…
Lucy says – reply to this

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Aren't all Americans like that?
Jesse says – reply to this

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"“Miss T.S.C. here, and i’m letting all you HATERS know that i am not stupid just because i’m fab and beautiful looking and have a 3.5 GPA and you all are just HATERS and jealous!!!
Making fun of peep better than U is all you HATERS on the hilton perez site are just MEAN and you and hilton perez can make fun cause U all are HATERS and i have talent and have been on TV cause of your hating and now i’ll be a star so thanks U HATERS and hilton perez for making me famous, HATER BIOITCHHSS!!!! "
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When did she become a nigtastic monkey?
i love banging stupid chicks says – reply to this

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this just cofirms that these pageants are about flashing hot young snatch than finding intelligent women. these shows should focus on less thinking and more slinking around in next to nothing. no one cares what a woman has to say. you don't have to think, ladies. you just have to know how to obey orders.
jayla says – reply to this

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people always assume its best to laugh at yourself and take advantage of your 15 minutes of fame…only this chick is making herself be even more of a laughing stock. its obvious shes attempting to take the piss out of herself in an effort to bounce back to cool, she should quit already. what a fuckin tard.
gay in Dubai says – reply to this

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the next world leader

come on invade some more countries if you can find them
on the map baby
ali says – reply to this

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Beauty queens are mindless ditzes. THEY ARE ALL A WASTE OF SPERM & EGG
karrie says – reply to this

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perez…… what a dumbass, if you say so.. but im canadian, and HAMMERED at the moment. with that whole liquor percentage being higher here..i dont get it… i just remember that one chick who was asked why a certain percentage of americans couldn't identify america on a map…… hahahahhahhahahahahahah WOW.. pure fucking brazilliance hee hee
Belinda says – reply to this

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PLEASE stop giving any time to this total dipshit. I choked on my cereal while watching her "redeem" herself on the Today Show this week. SHE IS A JACKASS. Appalachian State University should be shitting their pants over the PR NIGHTMARE she is - she is going there in the fall. She SUCKS.
Valedictorian says – reply to this

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I got 7 out of 7 - a Crown Cartographer….I've always been smart. I must say even for a smart person like myself - the questions were not that easy.
Natalie says – reply to this

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Go ASU! Way to go on this one.
Jlc80 says – reply to this

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this is going a little overboard. She couldn't answer a simple map question and she is trying to make it up by doing this? This makes her look even more stupid!
natalie says – reply to this

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i can read answers off a sheet of paper too.
Lucy is an idiot #63 says – reply to this

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#63 (Lucy) Obviously you must love Americans because your on an American made website….Go back to where you came from and enjoy your education. It's quite obvious you don't have any brains yourself to soley judge Americans by one ignorant girl in a beauty pageant.
Curious... says – reply to this

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How many of those 1/5 went to school in impoverished areas rather than where MTSC went with all her friends?
To Lucy says – reply to this

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I'm an American and I'm not like that.
Dianne says – reply to this

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Good lord. I live in South Carolina, and the last thing this state needs is another reason for people to call us stupid! Thanks Miss Teen SC!
jill says – reply to this

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I wonder if she would have known the answer to those questions.
My guess? Not a chance in hell.
Also, don't you just hate how she wobbles her head a little and then puts on that extra broad, fake smile after she's done saying her lines?
People like her are the reason we get a distorted image of all you U.S. Americans.
lee says – reply to this

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ewah. she looks like a chipmunk without all the "pag" makeup.. get a club bitch, you will have 15 minutes and that's it!! good day
Kimzy says – reply to this

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I completly believe that Miss teen dumbass from S.C. knew all the questions to her little geography quiz before she made it up….I dont think she realizes that she's actually being made fun of more for agreeing to promote this
BLONDIE says – reply to this

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I LOVED THE U.S. AMERICAN'S COMMENT WHEN I HEARD IT ON MSNBC ON DAN ABRAMS SHOW.

HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!!

WAIT AND SEE HOW LONG IT TAKE'S THAT DIGUSTING HUGH HEFNER TO BE CLAMMORING ALL OVER THE PLACE IN AN ATTEMPT TO TURN HER INTO ONE OF HIS NASTY WHORE'S, IF HE HAS'NT DONE IT ALREADY.

GOD WHY WOULD ANYONE EVER WANT TO SHOW THEIR TWAT TO THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD??????????????????????????????????????????????

IT'S JUST SO NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SEVERAL YEAR'S AGO MY SISTER SAID SHE SAW A GROUP OF UNKNOWN'S THAT HAD POSED NUDE FOR HIM OR THAT HORRIBLY DISGUTING LARRY FLINT OR WHOEVER, AND THE TOPIC WAS ABOUT HOW MOST WOMEN WHO POSE NUDE WIND UP WITH MEN WHO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM CUZ' THEY ARE WHORE'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jman says – reply to this

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what an absolute twit! she is oblivious to the ridicule tossed at her! I am sure her parents are proud!
You Go! says – reply to this

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#78 is great!
maia says – reply to this

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how could one person be so fuckin stupid?
Han1919 says – reply to this

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Um, Perez–hello, wake up; stop fixin' your makeup Perez!–she was in a contest. You, however, are some g-g-g-g…uy who has a blog with some ads and photos. Big deal! Ooo. You are soooooo important. Sooooo talented. Not! One day you'll be fixin' fries and a hamburger for the chick when everyone has tired of your salacious sissified simperings!

Now, on the other hand…the chick really is intellectually handicapped…just like you Perez! LOL
Texas Dude says – reply to this

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I took the quiz, and it was hard! Got 3 of 7 correct. But it's not a serious thing. She just did it for fun, and yea - a little publicity. What's wrong with that? First I've even heard of her, but wish her the best, folks. She's just a kid. And not out whoring around, doing drugs like alot of teens discussed on this site. Support someone like her doing something positive - Make the world a better place people!
BLONDIE says – reply to this

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KIMZY, HOW COULD ANYONE COME UP WITH THAT SHIT IF THEY WERE ACTUALLY INTELLIGENT??????????

SHE'S JUST BEEN SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME IN FRONT OF HER MAKE-UP MIRROR, WHICH IS EVEN MORE FUNNY SINCE I ORDERED ONE OFF THE INTERNET THAT JUST ARRIVED ABOUT AN HOUR AGO CUZ' THE ONE IN MY BATHROOM IS TOO HIGH UP AND A LITTLE TO FAR AWAY AND I HAVE TO STAND ON MY TIPPY-TOE'S TO GET AT IT.

THIS CLIP OF HER IS FUNNY AS HELL AND IT'S GOTTEN HER FACE ALL OVER THE PLACE.

MAYBE DANCING WITH THE STAR'S WILL GIVE HER A JOB IF HUGH DOES'NT GET TO HER FIRST.
JL says – reply to this

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Well, I got them all correct, and I am proudly American.

This girl is a dunce. She's barely literate!
alyse says – reply to this

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Not so hard when you have the answers in front of you, hey dumby…
BLONDIE says – reply to this

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JAYLA, WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO "TAKE THE PISS OUT OF YOURSELF?????????????????????????????????????????????
I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
julie says – reply to this

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I though that was way cute. What a good sport.
ahem says – reply to this

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perez,
her correct title is Miss South Carolina Teen USA. maybe being gay doesnt automatically mean youre a pag hag.
BLONDIE says – reply to this

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SOMEBODY NEED'S TO BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF THAT CUNT-BAG LUCY REAL, REAL BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW MUCH DO YOU WANNA BET THAT THE BITCH IS ASIAN?????????????????

LET'S GET THE BET'S GOING AND THEN START SLAUGHTERING THE DUMB WHORE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHE'S PROB A BLONDE HATER CUZ' SHE'S NOT ONE AND CAN'T TAKE IT.
YOU BROUGHT THIS SHIT UP SO BRING IT ON BITCH. YOU WON'T WIN!!!!!!!!!

AND YES, MINE IS NATURAL SKANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AK Davis says – reply to this

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This girl's mouth is really only good for a couple of things… public speaking, geography, or anything more cerebral than skull F***ing is probably over her head.
christine says – reply to this

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Good God! First george bush then her - dumb dumb dumb!
cd says – reply to this

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What an annoying little bitch! I thought she sounded dumber then before!
TexassLady says – reply to this

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I thought it was cute…. yes, she royally screwed up but it takes a bigger person to make fun of yourself!
kaydee85 says – reply to this

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she looks like Kate Bosworth in that picture
geraldo says – reply to this

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typical trailer park white trash hillbilly skank can't talk can't read dumbass white girl
whiteboyzsays says – reply to this

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typical wetback ignorant motherfucker can't talk can't read geraldo take your oily hairy ass back to MEXICO

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