Drugs, Rape and DUIs!!!!!

This is going to blow your mind! Michael Lohan "in his own words."
Perez just got off the phone with Lindsay's father and he gave us an exclusive interview about his family and ex-wife, Dina. We were talking with him for almost twenty minutes.
This is the most candid interview Michael Lohan has ever given.
And, we caught it all on tape - so there will not be any accusations of misquoting.
In our chat, Michael exclusively told PerezHilton.com that….
- Despite a court order, Dina is trying to prevent him from seeing his children.
- Dina is not supportive of a reconciliation with Lindsay.
- Dina is a cocaine user and abuser….and that he has proof!
- Dina's new boyfriend is a rapist and a bad influence around his kids.
- Dina has had more than five drunk driving incidents resulting in accidents, which have not been caught by police.
- And much MUCH more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is this crazy or what????
We're transcribing the tape now.
Every single word he said….coming up!!!!















































Hurry!!!
I'm embarrassed to say I'm hangin' on every word!!
Is this like the Castro shit you pulled last week?!? Are ya waiting for Hawaiian Rush hour to pass? Maybe you should take a typing class. Add that to the grammar and spelling classes you also need.
HURRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. PEREZ YOU'RE UGLY-GET A STYLIST PLEASE, AND GO ON A DIET FOR GODS SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we want more Perez!
Does anybody see one thing on that list that surprises them?
I don't.
YAWN!
Not shocking at all.
Mike Lohan is a complete douche bag. What a media whore! We are supposed to believe that he can take anything in his life seriously when he can't display a modicum of privacy when dealing with such a serious family issue.
honestly, I have refreshed the page like 25 times.
Fuck, you can't be THAT slow. I'm 16 and type 75wpm….and I can also spell.
Perez, you gon' get sued, girl…
You need to show more pictures of Lindsay's GORGEOUS HOT older brother, what's his name?
Can't you dig up some pics where he was naked in public or something? Seriously, your site is dangerously lacking in male nudita.
WTF are you typing with, your ass?!? Put down the twinkies and give the people what they want!
i don't understand why people comment on these pics and hate on perez? if you don't like it don't come on the website… save yourself the anger…
PEREZZZZ I LOVE YOU
uhh, fyi…NOT AMAZING. pretty much exactly what we already know about these two, in fact. an angry badger would make a better parent, we get it. so not breaking news.
OH, and to the guy Extra Tonight bullshit whatever your name is, you seem to pay a LOT of attention to Perez for someone who thinks he is a "vile pig." VIVA LA PEREZ!!!!!! He's just a hard working hooker with a heart of gold who made it in this crazy world!!!! Good for you, Perez! Keep it up.
Just look at him… he looks like a perverted, liar asshole. He creeps me out. There is something very disturbing about the way he looks. Look at his eyes…
YIKES!
hurry up!!!!
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omgg haters get of perez's dickkkkk and stop wasting your time writing "PEREZ HAS NO LIFE" "PEREZ YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE" etc etc
why don't you get life, stop coming to this website, and save yourself the anger
ps ,
perez i looooooove you
pps,
OMGGGG hurry up and post this shizzz!!
type faster perez! transcribe, transcribe, TRANSCRIBE!
That man will do an interview for ANYONE!!
ooookkk why is it taking so long to type all of this? i've been waitinggggg
If all this is true, then why the hell didn't he bring it up in COURT! What a douchebag.
This guy finally gets a chance to meet with Lindsey and he's already screwing it up! I LOVE it!!!! Score one for Perez!!!!
Why don't you just post the sound clip of him talking instead of us all waiting for someone to type it out…… jeez Louise…. this better be posted soon… I'm tired of waiting
Dude…you've gotten at least a million hits off of me from refreshing the page trying to get the story. It was only a twenty minute phone call, for goodness sakes; my 90 year old grandmother could transcribe faster than this.
from one loser to another, eh? your duplicity is nauseating.
They put the fun in dysfunctional. What a fucked up family.
I find it especially loathesome how Perez tries to act like he's such a nice, caring "sentimental" guy on his youtube videos, when he truly will stoop to any level to fire up a scandal. I mean, at least own up to the fact that you are a total sell-out, lack all morality and talk out of both sides of your mouth. Embrace the fact, that you are a shitty person.
OMG, Perez you are the best! hehehehe
What's next? An interview with Castro — from the Dead!
Rez, a twenty minute convo does not take eight hours to type. Hurry dear I already moved on to Bobbi and Whitneys custody battle in People.
hahaha i'm not surprised!
OMG!! A guy who's been in jail multiple times and is a cocaine user himself is dishing the dirt out on his ex-wife!!!!! Who gives a crap what this a-hole has to say! He is a media whore and it looks like the only person who is actually taking this guy seriously is some internet blogger whom most real news journalists think is a hack. I could care less about any of the Lohans. Everyone already knows at this point that the mom is unfit to be a mom.
Let me guess… the reason it is taking so long to get this transcript out is because Big Daddy knows he has screwed up by telling you all of this because he is a total dumbass and you are negotiating large sums of money to sugar coat the interview….You go get that big LILO moola!!!!!
Mr Lohan;
I don't know you or your family. All I know is that I lived through my parents ugly divorce as a child and as a teen (it dragged on for a while…). I am 35 now and still emotionally screwed up by it. Your kids don't need the whole world knowing their mother is acting the way she does. If they are in danger, it is not to the media you should be talking to but to child services, to the police and to the court. If you are concerned with their well being, get them help. But you won't get it from talking to Perez… And, in doing so, you're only going to alienate your children from yourself and making them face a situation they shouldn't have to deal with as children. Face it, your two youngest ones, who are still in school, will be made fun at with this information going around. And they're not gonna be happy about it…
I believe that your goal is good and that your kids deserve a chance to get to spend time with their father (if you are fit to engage in such a relationship with them). But I think that the means you are taking to achieve this are actually gonna bring you the opposite reaction.
If you need help with this issue, by all mean get it! But Perez Hilton is not the right place for it… And if you need to do it through the media, have you thought about asking Dr Phil??? That would be an improvement…
Take care, all my best…
Marie
is anyone shocked?
is anyone shocked? she looks coked out all of the time
dina is a drunk b&*^%h. perez hilton rocks!!
She looks like a old coke whore ……
wow.
could they seriously act more like 2 year olds.
crazy ridiculous shit parents.
ps. i'm new to this here site, can i be lame and ask what "first" means…?
Michael Lohan, is a dumb boob that just got out of jail!!!! Who would believe a dam word that came out of him for-real!!!!!
Dina Lohan does do coke… I know a girl who did it with her at a bar in wantagh, ny.
I'm not sure why, but i tend to believe Daddy Lohan in this case. Dina just seems like a coked-up using mess. Sure has done a great job "managing" Lindsay's career, hasn't she?? Now you gotta feel a little sorry for Lindsay, with parents like this!
Enough of those motherfuckin' Lohans.
UUUGGHHH I CANT BELIEVE THIS!i just found this site and i hafta say IT IS AWSOME!!!
and secondly okay M.L what a crazy story!u know what it sounds like to me- both rents are off their rocker. BUT i hafta say lindsays dad seems like hes less into the money and more into the public thing. but still cares about his daughter but the mom…welll WHAT AT TOOL
nice to know nobody has mikey boy in check when is spending all his loot away at a local LI bar!! puh-lease you should see the slutty blondes he brings to the bar with his 'bodyguard', until he drinks the night away. Good thing the bodyguard drives his ass home because he would probably have used car wrapped around a tree!
Lindsey, get well soon. You look like your mother strung out on meth . . .
i think their whole family is a bunch of fucked up lying trailer trash. Ya Dina looks the type to be a coke whore and Lindsay too like mother like daughter. god i hate skank whores just die already you worthless whores i hope no one is stupid enough to put this talentless slut in any other movies no one likes her dont ya get it????? fire crotch hahahha
Hey Perez! If Fidel Castro shaved his head and his beard don't you think that he would look like Michael Lohan…post a side by side picture and let me know what you think! LOL!
As much as Mr Lohan has his own problems, I tend to think he is probably being pretty accurate about Dina. She seems to be a really nasty piece of work, and this just seems to confirm everything. It also looks like the reason Lindsay has her own problems is because of Dina's influence (or lack of ) on her.
Wow, Perez. You definitely got what we wanted to hear!!!
This is the LOHAN family site..come on perez .You can do better then this
Goes to bed ~Bored~
Lindsay is doing a follow up to
"I KNOW WHO KILLED ME".
.
It's going to be called
"I KNOW WHO WANTS TO KILL ME"
and it's written by all the people
who paid ten dollars to see
"I KNOW WHO WANTS TO KILL ME".
f*uck theme bunch of losers.poor lindsay i hope she's doing fine.i can't believe they're doing this to there kids,they'are just selfish assholes.
These freaks make the Kennedys look normal!! Someone please just shoot Dina. Media whore skank/stage mom from hell. Michael is not the best dad in the world either but he is definitely the lesser of two evils. Someone needs to drag these two into a meeting and tell them to SHUT UP because this will just delay Lindsay's recovery more. Sadly I think it will take Lindsay dying before these two wake up and smell the coffee.
no wonder the girls' fucked up…these 2 should be ashamed of themselves. do they realize they are helping destroy a generation of kids by starting shit like this and allowing it to happen. they are the fucked up ones. as much as lindsay's a screw up, its not surprising just look at where she came from the enabler and the guy who would like to be in that position.
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Very interesting ~ NOT!
Who gives a flying fuck about this messed-up family?
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Just wondering why you don't have the latest Britney Spear's TWAT-SHOT up yet????? Not that i want to see it AT ALL, but it just aired on MSNBC about 15 minute's ago.
You must be on a coffee-break or something cuz' when you get ahold of it, I'm sure you'll have that one all over the place. Are you slacking or what PEZ?????
I'd really rather not see it but you know you'll get some action from that pic. She's in some ugly dress, WITH HER KID'S and it's a back shot.
GOD, THEY'VE BEEN AIRING THE CRAIG BATHROOM THING ALL FRIGGIN' DAY
i'd like to run in to dina all coked up i bet she's a sweet lay.
this is bull shit and insane the lohans are crazy ppl
LOVE U PEREZ