Our New Favorite

Filed under: Yummy Yummy Screw > Zportz

golldddd.jpg

Say hello to American tennis queen Beth Mattek, who showed up the U.S. open this week dressed like this.

It takes a lot of balls to wear that outfit!

    Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 12:48 pm / Email this  »

    352 comments to “Our New Favorite”

    More comments: [1] 2 3 4 »

    1. hilde says – reply to this


      1

      first, haha!

    2. Tyranny says – reply to this


      2

      nyuk nyuk

    3. hera the goddess says – reply to this


      3

      I'm sure she has balls under that skirt.

    4. GMP says – reply to this


      4

      She's a man baby!

    5. first says – reply to this


      5

      first

    6. WTF says – reply to this


      6

      Is that a man?

    7. PEREZ SUCKS!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


      7

      CASTRO IS DEAD I HEARD IT FIRST FROM A CUBAN FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    8. jman says – reply to this


      8

      Wow! Those melons need to be aired out!

    9. mimi says – reply to this


      9

      Golden

    10. kosbo77 says – reply to this


      10

      Are you friggin kiddin me!!??

    11. shiloh says – reply to this


      11

      1st

    12. yooo says – reply to this


      12

      firsttttttttt

    13. BYtch says – reply to this


      13

      Holy shit!
      She lokks like a super hero!

    14. Sandi says – reply to this


      14

      eeeewwww

    15. Em says – reply to this


      15

      ew boobs, first comment

    16. Eddie says – reply to this


      16

      MESS!!

    17. Tracey says – reply to this


      17

      First*

    18. Clover says – reply to this


      18

      those arms
      those thighs
      those extremely spaced breastesses
      what the hell is that?
      wrist band should have been gold too
      xoxoxo
      clover

    19. Perez's Love Child says – reply to this


      19

      You forgot to mention that she was Bert Mattek at birth….Renee Richards, eat your heart out!

    20. whoanelly says – reply to this


      20

      It looks like a beefed up version of elizabeth from the view.. hahaha!!

    21. mel says – reply to this


      21

      love it.

    22. jenn says – reply to this


      22

      hahaha I thought that was Britney

    23. ruffmama says – reply to this


      23

      Holy shit - she could kick your ass!

    24. eddy says – reply to this


      24

      First, I would like to say she's a bit muscular.

    25. Shandidarlington says – reply to this


      25

      She looks like the love child of Chloe Webb and C3PO

    26. Oh man says – reply to this


      26

      OMG! It's the white Williams' sister!

    27. KC says – reply to this


      27

      She could have atleast got a bra to match the color of her outfit…

    28. daisy says – reply to this


      28

      does anyone know her ranking?

    29. timbit says – reply to this


      29

      point and laugh point and laugh

    30. Ditto says – reply to this


      30

      I'd suck her dick.

    31. dina says – reply to this


      31

      she looks funny :D

    32. wetcnt says – reply to this


      32

      Jebus Christ! That chick could beat the shit out of me! I'm scared of her, and strangely turned on at the same time.

    33. Jeanette says – reply to this


      33

      Yeah, the breast look nice cover in sweat. Yum

    34. Floppy says – reply to this


      34

      Balls and BICEPS!! Wow!

    35. rascal says – reply to this


      35

      Glad to see the tranny tennis circuit is doing well.

    36. WAWAWEWOW says – reply to this


      36

      …AND IT TAKES ALOT OF SWEATING TO MAKE URSELF GLISTEN :]

    37. Joey says – reply to this


      37

      Yuck!

    38. richierich says – reply to this


      38

      ouch…hurts looking at her!

    39. SWS says – reply to this


      39

      Yuck!! How ugly is that!!!

    40. CORKY says – reply to this


      40

      I didn't know britney played tennis!!!

    41. cbizzle says – reply to this


      41

      ew!! wtf!! she is horrible looking. the boobs… the cross eyes… what is wrong with her?! she is nasty!! probably one of the ugliest women in sports!!
      this must be a joke!!

    42. meat hook says – reply to this


      42

      I HEARD THAT CASTRO IS DEAD. FIRST

    43. MaryK says – reply to this


      43

      This is just so wrong

    44. Nick says – reply to this


      44

      Holy shit look at them muscles. I'd fuck it only to hear her grunt.

    45. WOW says – reply to this


      45

      LOOK AT HER ARMS!

      O-M-G!

    46. oops says – reply to this


      46

      The white version of Serena. Tacky tennis clothing and a butch body.

    47. calgal_27 says – reply to this


      47

      Yeah, but how did she do? Vegas meets tennis. ;)

    48. marta says – reply to this


      48

      why can the americans be so like THAT?

    49. Sarah says – reply to this


      49

      Good God…. that girl is built. Got steroids?

    50. Dog The Booty Hunter says – reply to this


      50

      She's more man than I am. Even though she has some big moobs.

    51. tdawg says – reply to this


      51

      her arms are very man-like. So tell us Perez is it a man or not? You are the resident expert on drag queens, well queens in general.

    52. LillieC says – reply to this


      52

      OMG - this is incredible

    53. Carling says – reply to this


      53

      Haha I was just going to say I'm sure she does have balls!

    54. big city says – reply to this


      54

      look at the neck down only

      looks like a buff chris farley

    55. Hi Brittany Kane!!! says – reply to this


      55

      Check this broad for steroids!!!

    56. camaguey says – reply to this


      56

      What in the world?!! Aren't there rules and regulations? How can this happen?!! The world is just a pile of garbage. I'm not kidding.

    57. Tori says – reply to this


      57

      NNNOOO!

    58. queen b says – reply to this


      58

      is American Apperal sponsoring her?

      and if so, does that mean she'll be in silver tomorrow?

      3 cheers to dirty outfits!

    59. lily_69 says – reply to this


      59

      she looks like a dude with big boobs!
      ugly…

    60. trapitossucios.com says – reply to this


      60

      I think that underneath that outfit.. there are balls.. she looks like a horrible tranny! Ewwwww
      ——————————
      Lo mejor de los chismes latinosamericanos en trapitossucios.com Visita mi blog…

    61. dick says – reply to this


      61

      OMG !!!
      WTF !!!
      Its a MAN Baby !!!!
      Fake tits on a tennis player ???
      That's a first.
      Fake tits on a man ?
      That's not a first.
      Bad tit job ?
      Priceless.

    62. Jogaagora says – reply to this


      62

      We see a very talented drag queen with breast implants. Girl. the outfit is a bit over the top. Your arms are still a little to manly. Besides that you look great. Do you tuck it in?

    63. aShLeY says – reply to this


      63

      OMG..She is HUGE!!!

    64. gillianfg says – reply to this


      64

      I'm sure she will be dating John Mayer next week.

    65. Castro says – reply to this


      65

      Perez-You can use that bra girl.

    66. Sarah Elaine says – reply to this


      66

      I am so happy you posted this Perez…
      …for the simple reason that these comments made me laugh really hard!

    67. FieND says – reply to this


      67

      Is that She-Ra? :)

    68. MotherFirefly says – reply to this


      68

      lol CLOVER, I love you…that is the funniest post I've seen today!

      I was thinking she looked like "Space Hooker from Hell"

    69. Elise says – reply to this


      69

      Wow is this a woman??

    70. wowsey says – reply to this


      70

      Mario on his claim last week that Fidel Castro is dead: Don't ask, don't tell.

    71. BIG CITY says – reply to this


      71

      RENEE ZELLWEGGER'S FAT COUSIN

    72. Heather says – reply to this


      72

      Ha! Ha! Elizabeth Hasselbeck on 'Roids!

    73. ChiTown Cutie says – reply to this


      73

      Are you sure she's not from Germany?!

    74. time waster says – reply to this


      74

      I don't even think Serena would wear an oufit this tacky. This girl looks like a cross between Wonder Woman and The Incredible Hulk. Beth smash, ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    75. MotherFirefly says – reply to this


      75

      Now looking at her, she looks like Ms. Mann from "Scary Movie" where's the hanging ballsack?!?!

    76. cpt obvious says – reply to this


      76

      that dude frightens me.

    77. Que Bee says – reply to this


      77

      I think its great that he has the confidence to wear that ladies tennis dress with the matching head band. The mildly mentally impaired are also making it to the US open. Way to go!!

    78. me says – reply to this


      78

      HE looks pissed!
      HE looks pissed!HE looks pissed!
      HE looks pissed!
      HE looks pissed!
      HE looks pissed!
      HE looks pissed!
      HE looks pissed!
      HE looks pissed!

    79. amanda says – reply to this


      79

      looks like her boobs are about to fall out!
      and that gold hairband just looks so wrong - a cute little hairband would make her look a bit more like a woman and less crazy!!

    80. nick says – reply to this


      80

      That is one thing and one thing only: tragic!

    81. gay in Dubai says – reply to this


      81

      wow
      give that hottie my number

      nice arms…all the better to **%@$%!!* me with.

    82. Otis says – reply to this


      82

      Can we all say STEROIDS?????????????????????????????/

    83. DISGUSTED says – reply to this


      83

      that is absolutely disgusting…. EW

      what the hell does "first" mean?

    84. Pervert215 says – reply to this


      84

      Of course she's got big balls. You can't have man arms like that without monster testicals.

    85. Tiger Girl says – reply to this


      85

      Can you say ROIDS???

    86. sandman says – reply to this


      86

      Ugggggg! What is it!??? Posterchild for the ills against the use of steroids be my guess:(? Thank you…

    87. Assh*lesneedlovetoo says – reply to this


      87

      "I'll take my testosterone milkshake to go please."

    88. AlterEgo says – reply to this


      88

      "Whats that coming over the hill, is it a monster…" by The Automatics.

    89. BIG CITY says – reply to this


      89

      HER FACE LOOKS LIKE A FAT ANDY DICK FACE TOO

    90. Monkeycox says – reply to this


      90

      Holy shneike! Look at the guns on that guy, I mean girl.

    91. Amy says – reply to this


      91

      She could kick the shit out of anyone!

    92. Robert says – reply to this


      92

      oh……..lord I hope that pictured was 'shop, ’cause baby you are all man. Please…please….say you are Russian.

    93. BIG CITY says – reply to this


      93

      #75 MotherFirefly THAT WAS HILARIOUS

    94. dee says – reply to this


      94

      wow! well, no more amazonian than serena…more "jacked" than hugh! but this cutie comes close…go mamma!

    95. wowsey says – reply to this


      95

      #72: Perfect comparison! HAHAHA!

    96. Karo says – reply to this


      96

      and i thought tennis was suppose to be classy

    97. becca says – reply to this


      97

      I didn't know Hulk Hogan played tennis…

    98. Lizzie says – reply to this


      98

      don't you mean tennis KING? she looks like a MAN!

    99. Christine says – reply to this


      99

      It's wearing that outfit to say to everyone, "Hey, I AM a gril, look, I have boobies". Those boobs are fake, fake, fake!!! There are definately balls in THAT undercarraige. Plus, it has that goofy dumb as a brick weightlifter face!

    100. smitchy says – reply to this


      100

      yeah, she has got balls alright

    More comments: [1] 2 3 4 »