Our New Favorite

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Say hello to American tennis queen Beth Mattek, who showed up the U.S. open this week dressed like this.

It takes a lot of balls to wear that outfit!

Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 12:48 pm / Email this »

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hilde says – reply to this

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first, haha!
Tyranny says – reply to this

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nyuk nyuk
hera the goddess says – reply to this

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I'm sure she has balls under that skirt.
GMP says – reply to this

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She's a man baby!
first says – reply to this

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first
WTF says – reply to this

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Is that a man?
PEREZ SUCKS!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this

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CASTRO IS DEAD I HEARD IT FIRST FROM A CUBAN FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jman says – reply to this

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Wow! Those melons need to be aired out!
mimi says – reply to this

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Golden
kosbo77 says – reply to this

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Are you friggin kiddin me!!??
shiloh says – reply to this

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1st
yooo says – reply to this

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firsttttttttt
BYtch says – reply to this

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Holy shit!
She lokks like a super hero!
Sandi says – reply to this

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eeeewwww
Em says – reply to this

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ew boobs, first comment
Eddie says – reply to this

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MESS!!
Tracey says – reply to this

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First*
Clover says – reply to this

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those arms
those thighs
those extremely spaced breastesses
what the hell is that?
wrist band should have been gold too
xoxoxo
clover
Perez's Love Child says – reply to this

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You forgot to mention that she was Bert Mattek at birth….Renee Richards, eat your heart out!
whoanelly says – reply to this

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It looks like a beefed up version of elizabeth from the view.. hahaha!!
mel says – reply to this

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love it.
jenn says – reply to this

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hahaha I thought that was Britney
ruffmama says – reply to this

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Holy shit - she could kick your ass!
eddy says – reply to this

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First, I would like to say she's a bit muscular.
Shandidarlington says – reply to this

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She looks like the love child of Chloe Webb and C3PO
Oh man says – reply to this

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OMG! It's the white Williams' sister!
KC says – reply to this

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She could have atleast got a bra to match the color of her outfit…
daisy says – reply to this

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does anyone know her ranking?
timbit says – reply to this

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point and laugh point and laugh
Ditto says – reply to this

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I'd suck her dick.
dina says – reply to this

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she looks funny
wetcnt says – reply to this

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Jebus Christ! That chick could beat the shit out of me! I'm scared of her, and strangely turned on at the same time.
Jeanette says – reply to this

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Yeah, the breast look nice cover in sweat. Yum
Floppy says – reply to this

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Balls and BICEPS!! Wow!
rascal says – reply to this

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Glad to see the tranny tennis circuit is doing well.
WAWAWEWOW says – reply to this

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…AND IT TAKES ALOT OF SWEATING TO MAKE URSELF GLISTEN :]
Joey says – reply to this

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Yuck!
richierich says – reply to this

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ouch…hurts looking at her!
SWS says – reply to this

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Yuck!! How ugly is that!!!
CORKY says – reply to this

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I didn't know britney played tennis!!!
cbizzle says – reply to this

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ew!! wtf!! she is horrible looking. the boobs… the cross eyes… what is wrong with her?! she is nasty!! probably one of the ugliest women in sports!!
this must be a joke!!
meat hook says – reply to this

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I HEARD THAT CASTRO IS DEAD. FIRST
MaryK says – reply to this

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This is just so wrong
Nick says – reply to this

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Holy shit look at them muscles. I'd fuck it only to hear her grunt.
WOW says – reply to this

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LOOK AT HER ARMS!

O-M-G!
oops says – reply to this

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The white version of Serena. Tacky tennis clothing and a butch body.
calgal_27 says – reply to this

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Yeah, but how did she do? Vegas meets tennis.
marta says – reply to this

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why can the americans be so like THAT?
Sarah says – reply to this

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Good God…. that girl is built. Got steroids?
Dog The Booty Hunter says – reply to this

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She's more man than I am. Even though she has some big moobs.
tdawg says – reply to this

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her arms are very man-like. So tell us Perez is it a man or not? You are the resident expert on drag queens, well queens in general.
LillieC says – reply to this

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OMG - this is incredible
Carling says – reply to this

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Haha I was just going to say I'm sure she does have balls!
big city says – reply to this

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look at the neck down only

looks like a buff chris farley
Hi Brittany Kane!!! says – reply to this

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Check this broad for steroids!!!
camaguey says – reply to this

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What in the world?!! Aren't there rules and regulations? How can this happen?!! The world is just a pile of garbage. I'm not kidding.
Tori says – reply to this

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NNNOOO!
queen b says – reply to this

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is American Apperal sponsoring her?

and if so, does that mean she'll be in silver tomorrow?

3 cheers to dirty outfits!
lily_69 says – reply to this

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she looks like a dude with big boobs!
ugly…
trapitossucios.com says – reply to this

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I think that underneath that outfit.. there are balls.. she looks like a horrible tranny! Ewwwww
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dick says – reply to this

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OMG !!!
WTF !!!
Its a MAN Baby !!!!
Fake tits on a tennis player ???
That's a first.
Fake tits on a man ?
That's not a first.
Bad tit job ?
Priceless.
Jogaagora says – reply to this

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We see a very talented drag queen with breast implants. Girl. the outfit is a bit over the top. Your arms are still a little to manly. Besides that you look great. Do you tuck it in?
aShLeY says – reply to this

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OMG..She is HUGE!!!
gillianfg says – reply to this

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I'm sure she will be dating John Mayer next week.
Castro says – reply to this

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Perez-You can use that bra girl.
Sarah Elaine says – reply to this

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I am so happy you posted this Perez…
…for the simple reason that these comments made me laugh really hard!
FieND says – reply to this

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Is that She-Ra?
MotherFirefly says – reply to this

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lol CLOVER, I love you…that is the funniest post I've seen today!

I was thinking she looked like "Space Hooker from Hell"
Elise says – reply to this

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Wow is this a woman??
wowsey says – reply to this

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Mario on his claim last week that Fidel Castro is dead: Don't ask, don't tell.
BIG CITY says – reply to this

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RENEE ZELLWEGGER'S FAT COUSIN
Heather says – reply to this

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Ha! Ha! Elizabeth Hasselbeck on 'Roids!
ChiTown Cutie says – reply to this

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Are you sure she's not from Germany?!
time waster says – reply to this

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I don't even think Serena would wear an oufit this tacky. This girl looks like a cross between Wonder Woman and The Incredible Hulk. Beth smash, ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
MotherFirefly says – reply to this

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Now looking at her, she looks like Ms. Mann from "Scary Movie" where's the hanging ballsack?!?!
cpt obvious says – reply to this

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that dude frightens me.
Que Bee says – reply to this

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I think its great that he has the confidence to wear that ladies tennis dress with the matching head band. The mildly mentally impaired are also making it to the US open. Way to go!!
me says – reply to this

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HE looks pissed!
HE looks pissed!HE looks pissed!
HE looks pissed!
HE looks pissed!
HE looks pissed!
HE looks pissed!
HE looks pissed!
HE looks pissed!
amanda says – reply to this

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looks like her boobs are about to fall out!
and that gold hairband just looks so wrong - a cute little hairband would make her look a bit more like a woman and less crazy!!
nick says – reply to this

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That is one thing and one thing only: tragic!
gay in Dubai says – reply to this

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wow
give that hottie my number

nice arms…all the better to **%@$%!!* me with.
Otis says – reply to this

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Can we all say STEROIDS?????????????????????????????/
DISGUSTED says – reply to this

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that is absolutely disgusting…. EW

what the hell does "first" mean?
Pervert215 says – reply to this

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Of course she's got big balls. You can't have man arms like that without monster testicals.
Tiger Girl says – reply to this

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Can you say ROIDS???
sandman says – reply to this

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Ugggggg! What is it!??? Posterchild for the ills against the use of steroids be my guess:(? Thank you…
Assh*lesneedlovetoo says – reply to this

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"I'll take my testosterone milkshake to go please."
AlterEgo says – reply to this

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"Whats that coming over the hill, is it a monster…" by The Automatics.
BIG CITY says – reply to this

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HER FACE LOOKS LIKE A FAT ANDY DICK FACE TOO
Monkeycox says – reply to this

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Holy shneike! Look at the guns on that guy, I mean girl.
Amy says – reply to this

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She could kick the shit out of anyone!
Robert says – reply to this

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oh……..lord I hope that pictured was 'shop, ’cause baby you are all man. Please…please….say you are Russian.
BIG CITY says – reply to this

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#75 MotherFirefly THAT WAS HILARIOUS
dee says – reply to this

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wow! well, no more amazonian than serena…more "jacked" than hugh! but this cutie comes close…go mamma!
wowsey says – reply to this

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#72: Perfect comparison! HAHAHA!
Karo says – reply to this

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and i thought tennis was suppose to be classy
becca says – reply to this

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I didn't know Hulk Hogan played tennis…
Lizzie says – reply to this

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don't you mean tennis KING? she looks like a MAN!
Christine says – reply to this

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It's wearing that outfit to say to everyone, "Hey, I AM a gril, look, I have boobies". Those boobs are fake, fake, fake!!! There are definately balls in THAT undercarraige. Plus, it has that goofy dumb as a brick weightlifter face!
smitchy says – reply to this

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yeah, she has got balls alright

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