Our New Favorite

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Say hello to American tennis queen Beth Mattek, who showed up the U.S. open this week dressed like this.

It takes a lot of balls to wear that outfit!

Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 12:48 pm / Email this »

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mega says – reply to this

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She makes the Williams sisters look feminine
Endocrinologists Love Perez says – reply to this

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I bet she has clitoromegaly from all those anabolic steroids.
YoYoYo!!! says – reply to this

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Good God, what is that look on "her" face. She's looking at London, but going to Tokyo!
first says – reply to this

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OMG, it's elizabitch on steriods!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jen jen says – reply to this

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she is HUGE!
lola says – reply to this

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I just checked out some older pics in google and she looked much better before … get off those roids, like, PRONTO!!!
sweetness says – reply to this

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She's been tragic for years. Once she wore a huge ribbon bow on her butt.
Natalie says – reply to this

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Umm.

WHAT THE FUCK?

Is she a woman or a man!!??!?!!
Roni says – reply to this

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This is the ugliest chick in tennis! I thought Venus and Serena were bad! "Her" outfit is hideous, "her" face is hideous, and "she" needs to sue "her" plastic surgeon because that's one of the worst boob jobs I've ever seen!
Tori says – reply to this

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Prez you dickhead there were way better pics you could have put up to actually show that she IS QUITE PRETTY, but no you have to show one that makes her look like a fucking retard ya fucking cunt
shes known for outlandish dresing habits thou
Anon says – reply to this

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Hope she doesn't slide she might slip with all that oil y'all!!
Mookie says – reply to this

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Hmm, it seem like a trend. The American "Girls" look like her, see also the Williams sisters, and the men… well, more like Mario! aka perez
esad311 says – reply to this

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STEROIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
menzoes says – reply to this

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that outfit shuld NEVER be worn in public
Christine says – reply to this

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If u Got it flaunt it, but C'mon WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DE says – reply to this

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Google her name and look at some natural pictures of her… she doesn't really look like a freak of nature like she does in this picture. She is apparently known for her "terrible taste in tennis clothing" which I guess pisses off the officials…. so I say "go girl"… but please rethink that wonder woman outfit…
Jay says – reply to this

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Serena looks real good compare to her. But nothing wrong with her being muscular. I just don't like the makeup on her face and the black bra got to go
Lois says – reply to this

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3 words, O.M.G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lobster says – reply to this

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Is her second job as a "Solid Gold Dancer" ? Sheesh, who told her that was OK? Poor thing doesn't have a friend in the world.
akoi says – reply to this

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I think I can see the outline of a dick between her legs
lizzy says – reply to this

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this is the fucking ugliest thing i have ever seeeeen.
HARD BALL says – reply to this

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Separated from birth: Chris Matthews and this chick, er tranny
cleo says – reply to this

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Are u kidding me she was actually wearing that i didn't know there was a comic book of futureistic tennis stars comming out lol and she was getting ready for her part…??? lol
beyarnce says – reply to this

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chaz micheal michaels anyone?
notice says – reply to this

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Looking at the replies then most people don't work out much, this is what even smaller muscles looks like when in movment…

Sexaaay!!!
Jet Baker says – reply to this

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LOVE HER. thanks perez
Laila says – reply to this

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She looks fug in that outfit! But I guess she wanted some media attention…mission accomplished!!
Iloveperez says – reply to this

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all i can say is ew
Shop Girl says – reply to this

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OMG! What is she wearing?!
Jess21 says – reply to this

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It's the christian crusader! aaah. She's known in the tennis world as the Christian who wears crazy skimpy outfits.
Kathy says – reply to this

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ummm…yuck
Kathy says – reply to this

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that is the hottest outfit ever
bellaitaly24 says – reply to this

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bow chika bow wow
melony strilchuck says – reply to this

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the outfit's not that bad but the headband and the cross eyes..that's what cracks my ass up..
KEN says – reply to this

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Damn, she needs to change that outfit- 4real! Can't hate though, she is taking a helluva swing with that racket
jen says – reply to this

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uhm roids?
Eternal Skeptic says – reply to this

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Sports fashion has come a long way since tennis whites…
morgan says – reply to this

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i worked at her last tourny, and though she is exceedingly manly, she has mad hot boyfriend/coach…kinda like austin nichols in his prime
CelebHumanist says – reply to this

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I feel really bad for her-she doesn't have any good friends, because if she were my friend, there's NO way I would let her go out in public in such an uncomplementary outfit-especially because she doesn't have any sense of reality of what does not look good on her. I feel really sorry for her….
phia says – reply to this

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oh girl you didint, what were you thinkin
Maggie says – reply to this

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That is a man that couldn't play good enough to get into men's tennis!
holycrap says – reply to this

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SCARY. I thought tennis players are supposed to be toned..?
Dofus says – reply to this

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Wow… I am strangely turned on.
manon says – reply to this

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ieuw ieuw ieuw
Lance says – reply to this

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Is this a MAN?!?! Seriously has this been photoshopped? This is one of the scariest looking chicks I have ever seen!!!!
Lulu_LaRue says – reply to this

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Tyra looks better than this as a drag queen.
Rachel says – reply to this

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Real classy… that gold lame tennis outfit with boobs a-flyin'.

Athletes should dress in athletic attire… not like they be going to da club.
dick says – reply to this

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#212 Sarah:
Ummmm……
Yes I do have something bad to say about Hedi Klum;
SHE"S A MUDSHARK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
moonfinger says – reply to this

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Geeesh, what is that? Gag!
Girl says – reply to this

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ewnesss. im puking on the inside.
Amused says – reply to this

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Be afraid….. be very afraid. O.O
serial perv says – reply to this

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After much analysis I can only conclude that this is the lovechild of Jerry Lewis and Martina Navratilova!!!

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