When You're Good To Momma

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Recently deceased Leona Helmsey has left her bitch Trouble, a Maltese, a $12 million trust fund, according to her will, which was made public Tuesday in surrogate court.

Her great grandkids get nothing! And two of her grandchildren get nothing as well - for "reasons that are known to them," she wrote.

The other two? Only $5 million each - so long as they visit their father's grave site once each calendar year. Otherwise, she wrote, neither will get a penny!

No one's as good to mommy as Trouble!

"I direct that when my dog, Trouble, dies, her remains shall be buried next to my remains in the Helmsley mausoleum," Helmsley wrote in her will.

Hope that bitch barks in her ear for eternity!

Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 11:09 am / Email this »

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MiamiGirl says – reply to this

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What a lucky bitch~ LOL
Rocky says – reply to this

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urg
kc says – reply to this

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first
reverend beer says – reply to this

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first
shanza bonanza says – reply to this

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my cat's getting my stuff…
Clover says – reply to this

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she's my idol
xooxo
clover
Rocky says – reply to this

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poo
denisa says – reply to this

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My god she looks scary, that face is plastic, lol, yuck,when she begins to rot her face will be there for years….ughhh…
yourface says – reply to this

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that's messed up.
!!! says – reply to this

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What a rotten bitch!
Christopher says – reply to this

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Did she talke clues from Joan Crawford's will?
wow says – reply to this

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lucky dog
Meni says – reply to this

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WTF?!
kelly2 says – reply to this

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Hmmmm, what else would u expect from this bitch?
bunnie says – reply to this

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She'd be lookin down from heaven, wetting herself with laughter XD
txbee says – reply to this

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nice.
joey says – reply to this

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she cute
katie says – reply to this

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what a crazy mess that is!
nicky says – reply to this

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Wow…bitter until the very end.
ssu says – reply to this

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what a selfish bitch
Roxy says – reply to this

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Now that was one evil bitch. Not to sound mean, but why would you leave a dog $12 mil that is gonna die in a few years.
nicky says – reply to this

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Cute dog though. I would be happy to adopt Trouble.
duayne77 says – reply to this

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first
old crazy bitch says – reply to this

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who is the guardian of this dog? something tells me trouble is going to have a lifestyle change that involves being changed to a tree in the back yard and frequent neglect.
blah blah says – reply to this

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Ew. Just… ew.
Anna Banana says – reply to this

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what a BITCH!
wow says – reply to this

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now i know how she got her nickname
hayden55 says – reply to this

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first..that's one lucky bitch
Stargrace says – reply to this

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Haha that's funny!
AOW says – reply to this

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Whatever !!
ellie_tapia says – reply to this

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Why the fuck would a maltese need 12 million dollars?
big city says – reply to this

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the movie based on her called QUEEN OF MEAN was so good

crazy bitch but cute lil doggy
T says – reply to this

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WTF?
Holly says – reply to this

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How Weird.
hayden55 says – reply to this

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first…that's one lucky bitch
duayne77 says – reply to this

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She's even a bitch in the grave. Satan is going to love her..
bill says – reply to this

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i'd be happy to take care of the bitch, send the puppy to texas!!!
anne says – reply to this

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I am an excellent dog sitter
suicidebunny says – reply to this

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She looks like Stephen Hawking…
Leona Jr. says – reply to this

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Wow…she's a bad bitch!
Stephanie says – reply to this

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I am no fan by any means but let's not forget she has left hundreds of millions to various charities.
a non-blood relative says – reply to this

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Leona is a c*nt for not leaving those grandkids anything….
Will says – reply to this

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She looks like Mr. Toad from wind and the willows in this picture.
sqrrl says – reply to this

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What the hell is a dog going to do with $12 mil?!?!? Dumb bitch
meg says – reply to this

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how can you leave money to a dog?! i mean, where goes the money? to the dog's babies? someone please gimme a clue
me says – reply to this

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ONLY $5 million!
burning in hell says – reply to this

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crazy old bitch.

demented

good thing she's dead
kris says – reply to this

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What a mean ugly bitch she was.
jenna says – reply to this

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what the fuck?
Amy Saunders says – reply to this

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Boy, I bet you have to lick a lot of peanut butter to get $12 Million out of Leona Helmsey.
jp says – reply to this

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Castro Supports OBAMA…….hahahaha

but this is no shocker of course.
Taste E. says – reply to this

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First mutha sukkas

That's one cold blooded biatch.
UGH says – reply to this

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PEREZ! please take down those awful "ads" for that movie. They are stupid. It makes you look even more stupid. Castro.
Whoreanus says – reply to this

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Perez, you didn't scribble on Leona's photo? A missed opportunity.
marc says – reply to this

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once again, PROOFING would make sense.

it's Helmsley
jenniferz says – reply to this

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seems weird she did not leave things to some of her grandkids
how do you pick fav's and leave out some ?
seems mean
and unfair
I know crazy rich people have fav's but the fav's should just get more,, not totally leave out grand kids,, talk about leaving a big family fight to deal with and total bitterness
ShayShay says – reply to this

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Joan Crawford beat her to it, first of all. Secondly, note how easily she can yell at maids and such but can't admit to her children while she's living that she doesn't like them that much. I can't wait until Trouble has an unfortunate incident with a car.
ATX says – reply to this

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rot in hell bitch
In Trouble says – reply to this

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Good Riddance…says her spoiled bitch.
Alway Early says – reply to this

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FIRST
doggystyle says – reply to this

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Well you can't blame the woman. She was so butt ugly that no one would touch her with a 10 foot pole until here little doggy came along and gave her some lovin. It's payment for services rendered. Her two grandkids obviously told her they wouldn't do her for all the money in the world. haha
Joshie says – reply to this

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that's a shame.
eb20x says – reply to this

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my grandma looks exactly like her only way more Russian and with cats, no dogs

www.youtube.com/eb20x

lol seriously check that beeetch out
Millie says – reply to this

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Fuck, i'd kill to be tha bitch's caretaker. Mr Attorney "Trouble" wants to go shopping in Milan this weekend…she wants a private jet, a tennis bracelet and two LV bags pronto.
Robert says – reply to this

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Kids learn your lesson. You had better be good to grandmother, or when she dies you ain't getting sh**. One thing she was accurate about, " only little people pay taxes," especially if you live in the state of Connecticut. They even tax your poop.
wordsmith says – reply to this

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45th!!oneonewunwun
aprilnyc says – reply to this

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aww what a lucky dog wonder what it had to do to get that money hahah
Anna says – reply to this

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Even in death she gets the last laugh. Sad she died with alot hate in her heart. Not worth it if you ask me.
Pereciosita says – reply to this

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HOW GRIMEY CAN SHE BE
lori says – reply to this

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leona rocks!
holly says – reply to this

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She ordered that cash from sales of the Helmsley's residences and belongings, reported to be worth billions, be sold and that the money be given to the Leona M. and Harry B. Helmsley Charitable Trust.

She just left billions of dollars to charity! Why leave that part out, Perez?
From One Bitch to Another says – reply to this

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Glad you're gone your breath stunk like crap. I was only faking it while you were alive cuz I knew i'd get more $$$ than your bratty grandkids. BTW, it was me that shit in the prada bag…not Consuelo.
lee ona says – reply to this

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whatacunt.
YUch says – reply to this

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Well, it seems that someone is going to be remembered in death as she was known in life…………..a completely distasteful person.
Tina says – reply to this

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FIRST
Penelope says – reply to this

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I hope someone messes with her grave. That is what she deserves.
Daisy says – reply to this

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If she's trying to get her "point" across to two of her grandkids, she's succeeded. Leaving millions to her dog, and nothing to them sort of says it all. lol. Its a shame she didn't just give her pooch to her brother, and donate those millions to the ASPCA or some other animal rescue organization.
HRH says – reply to this

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YOU NEGLECTED TO ADD THAT SHE LEFT THE REST OF HER ESTATE

-VAULED AT $4-8 BILLION-

TO THE LEONA AND HARRY HELMSLEY FOUNDATION WHICH IS HER CHAIRTY FOR NEW YORK CITY
big roise says – reply to this

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I have no problem with this, since I am also leaving every penny of mine to my four cats. It's called a pet trust, and Betty White and other celebs are doing the same thing. Oh and Perez, you big loudmouth? How come you didn't put in there that Leona also left 8 BILLION FUCKING DOLLARS to charity? Queen of Mean, my ass!
Pat says – reply to this

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It takes a bitch to love a bitch.
SEPARATED AT BIRTH says – reply to this

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.

PLEASE DO THE JOKER-LEONA HELMSLEY SEPARATED AT BIRTH

THAT ONE NEVER GETS OLD

.
Liztron says – reply to this

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sad when the dog is cuter. This lady looks like she got hit with a Mack truck. If I saw her on the street i'd run.
wowsey says – reply to this

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Fidel Castro?
MeMeMe says – reply to this

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My gut tells me to laugh heartily at this story. Unfortunately, my brain tells me that 12 mil. would have made a nice scholarship or research fund.
MeMeMe says – reply to this

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Oh yeah,

Props to whoever said she looks like Mr. Toad. That should be a "Separated at birth."
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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Rest In Peace, Ms. Helmsley.
wowcastro says – reply to this

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What ever happened to… what's his name? Wait for it: Fidel Castro?
CPBX says – reply to this

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What the hell is a dog going to do with money?! People who leave money to their pets SUCK BIG TIME!
mayrin says – reply to this

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I thought she was part of the Insane Clown Posee………….
Sarah says – reply to this

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Her dog???
Is that even legal???

God. Her poor relatives. What a slap in the face. Be nice to grandma kids! You never know what crazy shannanigans she'll pull from beyond the grave!
Lynne says – reply to this

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I'm sure her dog was better to her than most of her relatives. What this article doesn't say is that Leona left the bulk of her estate to different charities. The press abused this woman when she was alive, and continue to do so in death. It's not unusual for the wealthy to disown relatives. I'm sure she had her reasons.

The press never had one nice thing to say about this woman, and they continue their record. Shame on them.
emma says – reply to this

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i heard she was really horrible.. i hate her looks, she reminds me of my ex horrible mom coz two of them exactly looked a like..
Dee says – reply to this

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Come on people… the dog is left to her brother, he is the dog's caretaker, therefore he REALLY gets the money…
Go read the whole story on foxnews.com
P says – reply to this

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Her last name is incorrectly spelt on the header of the article…
sille says – reply to this

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OMG - I wanna no for WHAT reasons Craig and Meegan Panzirer did not receive any money from her! Come on Perez - can you find out?? They´re propably gay or something, she did fire Charles Bell, a former employee, for being gay… None the less, I bet it´s juicy!!!
Blackwells Semen says – reply to this

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So can we expect a book and movie soon from the destitute grandchildren? They should call it "Grandmommie Dearest" - maybe Faye Dunaway could star in it…
Me says – reply to this

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Whoa! Another Mommy Dearest!
Tonya says – reply to this

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That shit is right out of Mommie Dearest. Cold bitch.
SmoothieNbriefs says – reply to this

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You better be sincere to your grandparents because they can see right through you. She has every right to allocate her money whichever way she sees fit even donate some to charity, which you failed to mention.
Paula says – reply to this

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just shows that a lot of animals are nicer and more loyal than family members can be.

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