Good Morning, Sunshine

Filed under: Kirsten Dunst

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The Drunkst is back!

Please, put on your shades or you will be blinded by her beauty.

The alabaster goddess has returned to Los Angeles after an extended stay in London. On Thursday, she went to pick up some groceries at Whole Foods and then she probably went to the Valley to get her kitty waxed and for some anal bleaching.

It's all the rage!

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

    Posted: Aug 30, 2007 at 10:10 am / Email this  »

    150 comments to “Good Morning, Sunshine”

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    1. cindy says – reply to this


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      yikes get some sun

    2. subatomic pieces says – reply to this


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      nice!

    3. sherry says – reply to this


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      This girl looks like week old goulash.

    4. Tessa says – reply to this


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      She doesn't look hot…

    5. Taylor says – reply to this


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      Anal bleaching is all the rage? Sounds excruciating!

    6. Dave says – reply to this


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      She's a fucking ugly curb skank .

    7. butterface says – reply to this


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      1st

    8. megan says – reply to this


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      she's not you honey!

    9. emma says – reply to this


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      hello

    10. b says – reply to this


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      bop

    11. Primera says – reply to this


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      primera……and she's an ugly hoe.

    12. jayla says – reply to this


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      i cant quite put my finger on the reason y i hate this woman as much as i do….

    13. Diana says – reply to this


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      Woa, I bet she glows in the dark.

    14. me says – reply to this


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      firstttttt

    15. v says – reply to this


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      first

    16. j dizzler says – reply to this


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      HEY-ooooooo

    17. Brandon and Erin says – reply to this


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      We love perez! Get a tan! Trying to at least pull her dress down unlike someone else recently.

    18. Brian says – reply to this


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      She's awfully young to have such droopy tities like that. I have a bottle of glue thats not as white as her, but I'd still lick her like an ice cream cone on a hot day.

    19. Yummy Yummy says – reply to this


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      Sweeeeeeeeet, a Vanilla starfish! Delicious!

    20. calgal_69 says – reply to this


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      Thats' your twat Dita without the 5 lbs of makeup, wig and dragdress right?
      She's pretty when she's not doing drag. What else can she do?

    21. mommmm shes scaring me says – reply to this


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      hahaha ew, burp.

    22. Occupent says – reply to this


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      looks like she's wearing a trash bag

    23. gillianfg says – reply to this


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      wow, she looks soo excited to be back. It looks like she's doing the walk of shame.

    24. geraldo says – reply to this


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      Typical pasty white bony ass ugly white chick!!!!Gross and EWWW together!!

    25. nina2007 says – reply to this


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      i'm sorry but this girl is NOTTTT pretty…..she's wayyyy to pale..

    26. fuck off says – reply to this


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      What's wrong with being pale?

    27. i'm a dork says – reply to this


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      28th!

    28. Yikes says – reply to this


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      Good gawd she's looks like the walking dead. She's fucking pale. You can probably see every gross vein in her body.

    29. Clover says – reply to this


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      how old is she
      and why are her boobies hanging around her waist
      xoxoxo
      clover
      ps. does preziebear get anal bleaching?

    30. catt says – reply to this


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      cattrezinc.com $9.49 cartons!!!!!!!!!!!

    31. AnusJuice.com says – reply to this


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      God bless Brazilian Wax Jobs! There's a look a like at AnusJuice.com

    32. nina2007 says – reply to this


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      this is not cute..she's NOT hott…at all!!!!!!!!!

      will someone tell her to go to a tanning salon!!

    33. catt rez says – reply to this


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      myspace.com/taxfreesmokes 9.49 premium brands!!!!!!!!!!!

    34. LABlondes says – reply to this


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      She looks cute!

    35. nadz says – reply to this


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      this is what happens when you're in london for so long without LA sun. oh and she needs to buy a bra. miserable hoe

    36. heather says – reply to this


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      sorry to say but shes like the next kate moss….. sooner or later shes gonna be dating some druggy…. shes way to pale

    37. Shannon says – reply to this


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      Perez, you are the reason for all the eating disorders and suicides. The kind of mean spirited coverage you do. When someone actually takes their life, hope you feel proud. You can sit there and pat yourself on you back for helping to make someone feel so worthless that life isn't worth having anymore. It must all stem from a desire to not feel worthless yourself. Oldest trick in the book for bullies, tear someone else down so that you feel better about yourself. And all these followers try to compete over who can sound as witty mean as you and it's sick. The Dumbing Down of America folks, witness it right here.

    38. perri says – reply to this


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      oh i think she is so beautiful

    39. Not Cute says – reply to this


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      Umm what is she THINKING? She doesn't have small enough nipplets to pull off wearing a dress without a bra. Not with those saggy tataas. Ewwwwww.

    40. whoretta says – reply to this


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      I'd kill to be as pale as her. porcelain beauty. wahaha

      i can't tell if perez is being sarcastic or not, can you?

    41. Daisy says – reply to this


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      Why do you INSIST on talking about Brazilian Waxes and anal bleaching while I'm trying to eat my breakfast?????

    42. astrifem says – reply to this


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      she's a crappy actress….but being casper the ghost-esque myself…..i respect that she's rocking the limited melanin god gave her. you'd rather she look like every other fake piece of shit?

    43. jessiebean says – reply to this


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      what's the thing on her wrist? does it look to have a red tinge? Hmm maybe the "anorexia" band? she sure does look it…

    44. Amys says – reply to this


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      I LOVE THE DRUNKST!!!!!!!!

      LOVE HER

      LOVE HER

      She's so fabulous.

    45. Susanne says – reply to this


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      Omg I love anal bleaching! My asshole has never looked so good :D

    46. nina2007 says – reply to this


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      noo wayyyy…where do u see beautiful??? please..come on! look at this girl..
      she's like a walking ghost….i bet she glows in the dark too….

    47. Leilani says – reply to this


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      Dyam! Well at least she seems like she got "some" color…She's looking a bit "off-white'ish" now :-P

    48. geraldo says – reply to this


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      #41 shut up you bony white trash flat ass bitch!!! Ihate all you white ass ghosts!!

    49. jealous ones still envy says – reply to this


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      kirsten dunst, julianne moore, and nicole kidman are the only white people on the planet. the rest of you are some dingy shade of something that clearly isn't purely white like these women. you are demoted from the white race and now assigned to "some shade of beige" race.

    50. sugarpuss says – reply to this


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      I THOUGHT IT WAS MICHAEL JACKSON!!!

    51. What gives Kirst says – reply to this


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      Damnnnnn bitch smile. You're a successful actress who has loads of money, and you're semi-attractive. Fucking crack a smile every once and awhile.

    52. P Lovah says – reply to this


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      You know what's funnier (or sad) than pics of Kirsten out and about without makeup? Pics of you out and about without makeup.

    53. LOL says – reply to this


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      YUCK!

    54. jenniferz says – reply to this


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      Wow,, this is a fright!!
      her slouching,, her odd facial expressions,, the whiteness, it's somewhat endless,,,
      one thing fo'sho is,,, she his always looking ready for a bath!!!!

    55. Mandi says – reply to this


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      You all say she's too pale? I don't think that's her problem. The problem is her teeth. She COULD get a tan and have risks of skin cancer and then she will be all wrinkley sooner than you're supposed to. No thanks. OR she could just get her teeth fixed and maybe use some bronzer on her face.. She used to be really pretty til her teeth got all messed up, and she is a good actress. You can't deny that. When did she win her oscar for that Vampire movie? When she was like 8? and Mary Jane is kind of annoying in the Spiderman movies, but I couldn't imagine anyone else playing her.

    56. Bytch says – reply to this


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      Wouldn't anal bleaching burn?

    57. Jason says – reply to this


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      What a skank! I wish she would go away far, far away! Poor Spidey!!

    58. Liztron says – reply to this


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      she needs to eat a burger and grow some boobs

    59. K's Mind Thinking To Itself says – reply to this


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      Let's try to read her thoughts shall we?

      K's mind to itself: "Whew, glad I could get that appointment at the clinic. That was a big scare but I'm glad the test came out negative. I sure would not want to be preggers with Perez Hilton's 'lurv' child."

    60. dick says – reply to this


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      Note to all: Visit the UK and end up a skinny, drawn-out, pasty-white, wanker!
      PS: Are her teeth fucked up?

    61. dick says – reply to this


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      Note to all: Visit the UK and end up a skinny, drawn-out, pasty-white, wanker!
      PS: Are her teeth fucked up??

    62. dick says – reply to this


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      Note to all: Visit the UK and end up a skinny, drawn-out, pasty-white, wanker!
      PS: Are her teeth fucked up???

    63. TRACY says – reply to this


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      AMAZING……………….TAN CAPITOL OF THE WORLD AND SHE'S PASTEY AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      GET SOME COLOR UR HURTING MY EYES

    64. geraldo is a hater says – reply to this


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      She's fine. Sad to see so many racists on here, Perez included.

    65. Joe says – reply to this


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      She is just beaming with confidence! There has got to be more going on than this in the past 24 hours. There have been photos and worthless stories of KirstenDunst AND Julia Stiles.

    66. Shannon says – reply to this


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      I love her. I love how she is what she was intended to be. I'm really white too. Could I get a tan? Yes…but I don't care to. Skin cancer is a lot less attractive than being white. And the comments on her teeth? Who cares. You all are sick. You bitch and moan when all the blonde bimbos come out, but then you try to bash the natural looking women into being just like the fake tanned bleached bimbos. I think she has strength and character and NATURAL beauty and you should reward that, not slam it.

    67. Agreed says – reply to this


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      Shannon #84. Thank you!

    68. mmc says – reply to this


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      Pink cheeks is the best!!

    69. P.T.Bull says – reply to this


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      P-fatty, leave her alone. We don't all have the same idea of what's beautiful. For instance, you would swoon over a manly bleached-A, while I think Kirstin's a nice looking gal, and have no desire to check her for bleaching.

    70. TITO says – reply to this


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      #67 Fuck you, you unnatural, white ghosts trash descendent from vomit and shit form a planet of white ape skeletons who look just like you!! MEXICO RULES!!!!ALL OF YOU ONE DAY!!!!YOU WILL BE KISSING MY BROWN ASS!!

    71. Monkey Turd says – reply to this


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      Anal bleaching? What's that?

    72. angel says – reply to this


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      WHITE, BONY SKELETONS THAT LOOK LIKE SHIT=white people!!! Brown is beautiful!!

    73. Just_Cruel says – reply to this


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      GOD DAYUUMMMM….SOMEBODY GET DRUNKST A BRA.
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      SAGGY LITTLE TEA BAGS. THAT LOOKS HORRID.
      .
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      WHY CAN'T THSE RICH BITCHES ACT LIKE THEY HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF STYLE WHEN THEY GO OUT IN PUBLIC???? i'M NOT FAMOUS BUT I'LL BE DAMNED IF YOU SEE ME SWINGING MY TITTIES ALL OVER THE PLACE.
      .
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      EUW.

    74. CHARLIE says – reply to this


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      Will she single-handedly bring back the Manson Chick look?

    75. Randi Oakes says – reply to this


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      #90 You don't like whitey, fly back to Mexico–or SWIM.

    76. GERALDO says – reply to this


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      hEY RANDI WHITE TRASH GHOST WHY DON'T YOU SWIM BACK TO JOLLY OLD ENGLAND ASS WIPE!

    77. ashley says – reply to this


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      my friend said that when she was in santa monico (i believe) and she was in the elevator with kirsten dunst who was going to get an ultrasound…someone may be preggers!!!!

    78. eb says – reply to this


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      I would wax that kitty, no doubt about it. SHE IS HOT!!!

    79. yoki says – reply to this


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      #89 Anal bleaching is your white face!!HA HA!

    80. I HATE CRACKHEADS says – reply to this


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      SHE IS THE BIGGEST CRACKHEAD GOING. SHE LOOKS PALE AS A GHOST, PROBABLY HAS BEEN UP FOR DAYS ON A BENDER AND LOOKS LIKE SHE DOSN'T TAKE CARE OF HERSELF. SHE WILL BE THE NEXT ONE TO OVERDOSE, THEN RELAPSE THEN BE IN REHAB. THIS CHICK NEEDS TO STRAIGHTEN OUT!!!!!!!!!!

    81. G.O.D. says – reply to this


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      White, ziltch, zombie.

    82. Go says – reply to this


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      #94 If we'd stayed in England you'd have no incentive whatsoever to come over here and mooch. Three snapz and a z, Taco for Brains.

    83. Bareback Mountain says – reply to this


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      Man… Those legs alone would blind someone. Has she ever heard of a tanning salon? This is the reason some people should wear nylons. Yuck!!!

    84. sd-b says – reply to this


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      dare I ask?

      What is anal bleaching????

    85. ANGELO says – reply to this


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      White ghosts nasty ass people. Now repeat after me everyone:I HATE WHITE PEOPLE!!! I am afraid of white ghosts. I HATE WHITE GHOSTS IHATE WHITE PEOPLE!! IT KEEPS GOING THIS WAY. oH AND FUCK YOU WHITE TRASH #100.

    86. pale and confused says – reply to this


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      why do you despise her so much? i just don't get it. what's the real story here, p? btw, naturally pale skin is so much nicer than gross-out fake/real tans. at least she won't look 50 when she's 30.

    87. mARIE says – reply to this


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      .nUMBER 100 WHITE METH TRASH BORN WITHOUT A BRAIN: I HATE WHITE PEOPLE I HATE WHITE PEOPLEIHATEWHITEPASTYASSWHITESTINKINGASSWHITEPEOPLEIHATEWHITEDOGPEOPLE!!!

    88. sd-b says – reply to this


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      silly me!
      I googled anal bleaching, found out what it was, or what I thought it was…but that is just silly..

      whatrver happened to loving your body as it is

      its a much sexier turn on to have your lover in front of you, warts and all, but being comfortable in their own skin, with who they are, then someone so uncomfortable they must bleach and botox themselves…

      i cant even imagine what such a person would be like as a lover..horrible I would think?
      too neurotic, too insecure…too self-absorbed…too…well, just to much of everything that is negative….

      give me someone with 10, 20 + extra pounds if necessary and someone with wrinkles but someone who loves themselves as they were meant to be…

      someone that much into themselves are terrible lovers—-theyjust think that they have to show up and that is enough for them to be wonderful in bed….nooo, give me an intelligent man any day, one that believes foreplay begins with the head, whom is somewhat plain looking but overy confident, and I will have the most incredible lover in bed…than someone to worried about their looks, or god forbid, anal bleaching lol

    89. pale and confused says – reply to this


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      why do you despise her so much? i really don't get it. what's the real story here, p? was she not nice to you? did she hurt your sweet little feeling? c'mon. dish it!

    90. Some guy says – reply to this


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      Kirsten is gorgeous. I can only imagine how perfect her little bleached turdcutter must look! Wish I was her proctologist.

    91. L.C. says – reply to this


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      again, perez… why are you SOOOOO fat and ugly?… managing to balance all your glorious unattractiveness while wearing nu-rave fleece zip-up jackets?
      i have a feeling you were tormented in high school and now its time to revenge your ailments by getting back at the popular kids.
      kirsten dunst is talented, intelligent AND was probably decent to you when you met her…. not that she should have been. you vapid media prositiute.

      sit and spin, K.Dunst

    92. smw says – reply to this


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      shes annoyin! bt her boyfriend is F-I-T! WHAT A EFFIN HOT BOD, we went to see him last nigt and he is tidaaay! xx

    93. Jennifer says – reply to this


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      Her skin is flawless, but fair skinned people can not dress like this.

    94. T says – reply to this


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      Damn she looks like a vampire just sucked out all her blood! I'm sure her anal doesnt' need any bleaching….does she even have pigment or is she albino?

    95. Jamison says – reply to this


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      She doesnt need any bleaching done, It already looks like she was dipped in a bottle of bleach she is so damn white!!!
      She is whiter then white.
      She glows she is so white.
      Get a tan bitch!

    96. Merv Griffyn says – reply to this


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      #105 I hope you've been fixed.

    97. futurecancer says – reply to this


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      For all you anal bleachers out there, the active ingredient is a suspected carcinogen, and is banned in UK and France. Good luck shitting through your tumor in a couple of years, dumb (but pearly white) asses.

    98. mommy chick says – reply to this


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      what in hells bells is anal bleaching?

    99. Ana L Bleaching says – reply to this


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      #104 She looks fifty NOW!

    100. Fonda Peters says – reply to this


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      She needs a shower!!

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