Good Morning, Sunshine
Filed under: Kirsten Dunst
The Drunkst is back!
Please, put on your shades or you will be blinded by her beauty.
The alabaster goddess has returned to Los Angeles after an extended stay in London. On Thursday, she went to pick up some groceries at Whole Foods and then she probably went to the Valley to get her kitty waxed and for some anal bleaching.
It's all the rage!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]
Posted: August 30, 2007 at 10:10 am
yikes get some sun
nice!
This girl looks like week old goulash.
She doesn't look hot…
Anal bleaching is all the rage? Sounds excruciating!
She's a fucking ugly curb skank .
1st
she's not you honey!
hello
bop
primera……and she's an ugly hoe.
i cant quite put my finger on the reason y i hate this woman as much as i do….
Woa, I bet she glows in the dark.
firstttttt
first
HEY-ooooooo
We love perez! Get a tan! Trying to at least pull her dress down unlike someone else recently.
She's awfully young to have such droopy tities like that. I have a bottle of glue thats not as white as her, but I'd still lick her like an ice cream cone on a hot day.
Sweeeeeeeeet, a Vanilla starfish! Delicious!
Thats' your twat Dita without the 5 lbs of makeup, wig and dragdress right?
She's pretty when she's not doing drag. What else can she do?
hahaha ew, burp.
looks like she's wearing a trash bag
wow, she looks soo excited to be back. It looks like she's doing the walk of shame.
Typical pasty white bony ass ugly white chick!!!!Gross and EWWW together!!
i'm sorry but this girl is NOTTTT pretty…..she's wayyyy to pale..
What's wrong with being pale?
28th!
Good gawd she's looks like the walking dead. She's fucking pale. You can probably see every gross vein in her body.
how old is she
and why are her boobies hanging around her waist
xoxoxo
clover
ps. does preziebear get anal bleaching?
cattrezinc.com $9.49 cartons!!!!!!!!!!!
God bless Brazilian Wax Jobs! There's a look a like at AnusJuice.com
this is not cute..she's NOT hott…at all!!!!!!!!!
will someone tell her to go to a tanning salon!!
myspace.com/taxfreesmokes 9.49 premium brands!!!!!!!!!!!
She looks cute!
this is what happens when you're in london for so long without LA sun. oh and she needs to buy a bra. miserable hoe
sorry to say but shes like the next kate moss….. sooner or later shes gonna be dating some druggy…. shes way to pale
Perez, you are the reason for all the eating disorders and suicides. The kind of mean spirited coverage you do. When someone actually takes their life, hope you feel proud. You can sit there and pat yourself on you back for helping to make someone feel so worthless that life isn't worth having anymore. It must all stem from a desire to not feel worthless yourself. Oldest trick in the book for bullies, tear someone else down so that you feel better about yourself. And all these followers try to compete over who can sound as witty mean as you and it's sick. The Dumbing Down of America folks, witness it right here.
oh i think she is so beautiful
Umm what is she THINKING? She doesn't have small enough nipplets to pull off wearing a dress without a bra. Not with those saggy tataas. Ewwwwww.
I'd kill to be as pale as her. porcelain beauty. wahaha
i can't tell if perez is being sarcastic or not, can you?
Why do you INSIST on talking about Brazilian Waxes and anal bleaching while I'm trying to eat my breakfast?????
she's a crappy actress….but being casper the ghost-esque myself…..i respect that she's rocking the limited melanin god gave her. you'd rather she look like every other fake piece of shit?
what's the thing on her wrist? does it look to have a red tinge? Hmm maybe the "anorexia" band? she sure does look it…
I LOVE THE DRUNKST!!!!!!!!
LOVE HER
LOVE HER
She's so fabulous.
Omg I love anal bleaching! My asshole has never looked so good
noo wayyyy…where do u see beautiful??? please..come on! look at this girl..
she's like a walking ghost….i bet she glows in the dark too….
Dyam! Well at least she seems like she got "some" color…She's looking a bit "off-white'ish" now
#41 shut up you bony white trash flat ass bitch!!! Ihate all you white ass ghosts!!
kirsten dunst, julianne moore, and nicole kidman are the only white people on the planet. the rest of you are some dingy shade of something that clearly isn't purely white like these women. you are demoted from the white race and now assigned to "some shade of beige" race.
I THOUGHT IT WAS MICHAEL JACKSON!!!
Damnnnnn bitch smile. You're a successful actress who has loads of money, and you're semi-attractive. Fucking crack a smile every once and awhile.
You know what's funnier (or sad) than pics of Kirsten out and about without makeup? Pics of you out and about without makeup.
YUCK!
Wow,, this is a fright!!
her slouching,, her odd facial expressions,, the whiteness, it's somewhat endless,,,
one thing fo'sho is,,, she his always looking ready for a bath!!!!
You all say she's too pale? I don't think that's her problem. The problem is her teeth. She COULD get a tan and have risks of skin cancer and then she will be all wrinkley sooner than you're supposed to. No thanks. OR she could just get her teeth fixed and maybe use some bronzer on her face.. She used to be really pretty til her teeth got all messed up, and she is a good actress. You can't deny that. When did she win her oscar for that Vampire movie? When she was like 8? and Mary Jane is kind of annoying in the Spiderman movies, but I couldn't imagine anyone else playing her.
Wouldn't anal bleaching burn?
What a skank! I wish she would go away far, far away! Poor Spidey!!
she needs to eat a burger and grow some boobs
Let's try to read her thoughts shall we?
K's mind to itself: "Whew, glad I could get that appointment at the clinic. That was a big scare but I'm glad the test came out negative. I sure would not want to be preggers with Perez Hilton's 'lurv' child."
Note to all: Visit the UK and end up a skinny, drawn-out, pasty-white, wanker!
PS: Are her teeth fucked up?
Note to all: Visit the UK and end up a skinny, drawn-out, pasty-white, wanker!
PS: Are her teeth fucked up??
Note to all: Visit the UK and end up a skinny, drawn-out, pasty-white, wanker!
PS: Are her teeth fucked up???
AMAZING……………….TAN CAPITOL OF THE WORLD AND SHE'S PASTEY AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET SOME COLOR UR HURTING MY EYES
She's fine. Sad to see so many racists on here, Perez included.
She is just beaming with confidence! There has got to be more going on than this in the past 24 hours. There have been photos and worthless stories of KirstenDunst AND Julia Stiles.
I love her. I love how she is what she was intended to be. I'm really white too. Could I get a tan? Yes…but I don't care to. Skin cancer is a lot less attractive than being white. And the comments on her teeth? Who cares. You all are sick. You bitch and moan when all the blonde bimbos come out, but then you try to bash the natural looking women into being just like the fake tanned bleached bimbos. I think she has strength and character and NATURAL beauty and you should reward that, not slam it.
Shannon #84. Thank you!
Pink cheeks is the best!!
P-fatty, leave her alone. We don't all have the same idea of what's beautiful. For instance, you would swoon over a manly bleached-A, while I think Kirstin's a nice looking gal, and have no desire to check her for bleaching.
#67 Fuck you, you unnatural, white ghosts trash descendent from vomit and shit form a planet of white ape skeletons who look just like you!! MEXICO RULES!!!!ALL OF YOU ONE DAY!!!!YOU WILL BE KISSING MY BROWN ASS!!
Anal bleaching? What's that?
WHITE, BONY SKELETONS THAT LOOK LIKE SHIT=white people!!! Brown is beautiful!!
GOD DAYUUMMMM….SOMEBODY GET DRUNKST A BRA.
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SAGGY LITTLE TEA BAGS. THAT LOOKS HORRID.
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WHY CAN'T THSE RICH BITCHES ACT LIKE THEY HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF STYLE WHEN THEY GO OUT IN PUBLIC???? i'M NOT FAMOUS BUT I'LL BE DAMNED IF YOU SEE ME SWINGING MY TITTIES ALL OVER THE PLACE.
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EUW.
Will she single-handedly bring back the Manson Chick look?
#90 You don't like whitey, fly back to Mexico–or SWIM.
hEY RANDI WHITE TRASH GHOST WHY DON'T YOU SWIM BACK TO JOLLY OLD ENGLAND ASS WIPE!
my friend said that when she was in santa monico (i believe) and she was in the elevator with kirsten dunst who was going to get an ultrasound…someone may be preggers!!!!
I would wax that kitty, no doubt about it. SHE IS HOT!!!
#89 Anal bleaching is your white face!!HA HA!
SHE IS THE BIGGEST CRACKHEAD GOING. SHE LOOKS PALE AS A GHOST, PROBABLY HAS BEEN UP FOR DAYS ON A BENDER AND LOOKS LIKE SHE DOSN'T TAKE CARE OF HERSELF. SHE WILL BE THE NEXT ONE TO OVERDOSE, THEN RELAPSE THEN BE IN REHAB. THIS CHICK NEEDS TO STRAIGHTEN OUT!!!!!!!!!!
White, ziltch, zombie.
#94 If we'd stayed in England you'd have no incentive whatsoever to come over here and mooch. Three snapz and a z, Taco for Brains.
Man… Those legs alone would blind someone. Has she ever heard of a tanning salon? This is the reason some people should wear nylons. Yuck!!!
dare I ask?
What is anal bleaching????
White ghosts nasty ass people. Now repeat after me everyone:I HATE WHITE PEOPLE!!! I am afraid of white ghosts. I HATE WHITE GHOSTS IHATE WHITE PEOPLE!! IT KEEPS GOING THIS WAY. oH AND FUCK YOU WHITE TRASH #100.
why do you despise her so much? i just don't get it. what's the real story here, p? btw, naturally pale skin is so much nicer than gross-out fake/real tans. at least she won't look 50 when she's 30.
.nUMBER 100 WHITE METH TRASH BORN WITHOUT A BRAIN: I HATE WHITE PEOPLE I HATE WHITE PEOPLEIHATEWHITEPASTYASSWHITESTINKINGASSWHITEPEOPLEIHATEWHITEDOGPEOPLE!!!
silly me!
I googled anal bleaching, found out what it was, or what I thought it was…but that is just silly..
whatrver happened to loving your body as it is
its a much sexier turn on to have your lover in front of you, warts and all, but being comfortable in their own skin, with who they are, then someone so uncomfortable they must bleach and botox themselves…
i cant even imagine what such a person would be like as a lover..horrible I would think?
too neurotic, too insecure…too self-absorbed…too…well, just to much of everything that is negative….
give me someone with 10, 20 + extra pounds if necessary and someone with wrinkles but someone who loves themselves as they were meant to be…
someone that much into themselves are terrible lovers—-theyjust think that they have to show up and that is enough for them to be wonderful in bed….nooo, give me an intelligent man any day, one that believes foreplay begins with the head, whom is somewhat plain looking but overy confident, and I will have the most incredible lover in bed…than someone to worried about their looks, or god forbid, anal bleaching lol
why do you despise her so much? i really don't get it. what's the real story here, p? was she not nice to you? did she hurt your sweet little feeling? c'mon. dish it!
Kirsten is gorgeous. I can only imagine how perfect her little bleached turdcutter must look! Wish I was her proctologist.
again, perez… why are you SOOOOO fat and ugly?… managing to balance all your glorious unattractiveness while wearing nu-rave fleece zip-up jackets?
i have a feeling you were tormented in high school and now its time to revenge your ailments by getting back at the popular kids.
kirsten dunst is talented, intelligent AND was probably decent to you when you met her…. not that she should have been. you vapid media prositiute.
sit and spin, K.Dunst