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He Did It More Than Once!

Filed under: Drugs > Andy Dick

Andy Dick must be seriously into watersports!

The un-funny man was given a ticket by police in Columbus earlier this week for urinating in public.

Sources tell PerezHilton.com that he also urinated on a few people at a couple of nightclubs - against their will.

They should file charges!

CLICK HERE to see the uncensored photo of Andy going peepe in public.

Posted: August 31, 2007 at 6:30 pm

94 comments to “He Did It More Than Once!”

dawgz says – reply to this

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idiot
Jenny says – reply to this

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haa WILDDDD
STEPHO! says – reply to this

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WHAT AN IDIOT! HE IS DISGUSTING!!!!!
k-tizzle says – reply to this

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eww!
Daisy says – reply to this

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This is a first for me. Its the first time I did not CLICK HERE. I would rather look at a cadaver's dick than look at Andy's.
beeee says – reply to this

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LMAO!!!!
Evan says – reply to this

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eww
britney spears rules!
fifi says – reply to this

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Andy Dick may be all kinds of crazy but he is very funny. Did you see his MTV show, the Assistant? The pamela Anderson roast? Jimmy Kimmel appearances? He's hysterical.
CANADA says – reply to this

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FIRST
drew says – reply to this

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thats so funny cuz last night on jay leno, jonah hill said he got arrested for the same thing!! only he is soooooooo much funnier!!
Rammy says – reply to this

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Ewwwweeewwwww
Paula says – reply to this

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Why do you keep showing us this pathetic perv? Nobody wants to see this. He needs locking up
BERMUDA BOY says – reply to this

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How long before this guy is dead? And is anybody gonna care?
Stoneer says – reply to this

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I'm still laughing at the Fidel Castro post from earlier.
commentkiller says – reply to this

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FAKE
letmesay says – reply to this

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I use to like Andy. Apperently he get's mad at his friends for calling him Andy Dick on the phone. He takes it like they are trying to show off to their friends that they are talking to Andy Dick. Personally, I would just ask for AD (d lol) so no one would know who I was talking to.
daydreamor says – reply to this

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He should have to scrub that parking garage for punishment. Showing that picture is pretty punishing!
T says – reply to this

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He is so disgusting and disgusting-looking!! He's probably filled with AIDS and Hepatitis!
Freddy Cock says – reply to this

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and I always heard Andy was hung
Luther says – reply to this

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Nooo NOOO Perez!!! Don't do this to us!! I'm traumatized.. X-O
matt says – reply to this

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wow! I love the comments posted on this photo they are like dissing perez what a loser. You dont bad mouth someone on thier own website thats like giving someone one hundred dollars to kick them in the balls. Its just stupid!
Malibu says – reply to this

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Andy Dick is a disgusting human being - hopefully he will OD one of these days with all that crack he does.
Hannah says – reply to this

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CRINGE.
Ace says – reply to this

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Disgusting Animal
mmm says – reply to this

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he is gross & his peni is fugly
ANDY'S DICK says – reply to this

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BRITNEY WHO? (stick to being a tabloid hoe, bitch!)
Thank the rappers and the producers' expertise with Pro Tools… otherwise all you'd have is a croaking, whining Britney. Millions can buy you anything people… anything except a music career for K-Fed… he's so completely devoid of talent even all her dough couldn't help him.
ahh-ha-haaa!!!

… fart
PerezEATSshit! says – reply to this

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#14,15 and 16 You heard wrong! That fat piece of shit doesn't like to get shit on! He like to eat shit! I heard that personally from two guys i know that he paid to hook with him and all he wanted to do is lick asshole and eat shit! Good for nothing morbidly obese pig/clown!
olives says – reply to this

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He should have his dick stapled to his forehead and his nuts stapled to his knees! Fucktard.
PerezEATSshit! says – reply to this

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Fat pez in a good for nothing morbidly obese pig/clown! I hope you overdose on all that shit you like to eat and drop dead!!!
barbara says – reply to this

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Gosh! All you Americans ever think of is filing charges! Don´t you guys know how to go about life without lawyers to mediate your every move?
Who would ever wake up the morning after being pissed upon at a nightclub and call a lawyer?
Get a grip, Perez!
SpadeAShovel. says – reply to this

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There's funny, and then there's offensive.
oldfart says – reply to this

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PLEEZE stop posting this - so gross……
Leanne says – reply to this

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I live in Columbus, and I just looked Andy's name up on the online Franklin County court records. He has an arraigment scheduled on September 6th. The specific charge is Public Urination/Defecation - Private Areas.
SANTACLAUS says – reply to this

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HOMO'S HAVE NO SHAME!!
Crystal says – reply to this

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Fat pez is face is whats really offensive!
nancy says – reply to this

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i almost ran over andy dick a few years ago… should of done i tell you!!!
Emily says – reply to this

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Nothing says sexy like watching some has-been urinate in public while checking his voicemail from Joe Rogan.
mikemuscles21 says – reply to this

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Me and my boyfriend were kicked out of a gay bar in Fargo when he urinated in the parking lot. (Yes. they have a gay bar in Fargo) So, I can sympathize with the need to release the snake and hang out with your wang out.
Christy says – reply to this

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Truly nasty, what a pig
Frances says – reply to this

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Nasty pig! I hope those people file charges.
Saturday says – reply to this

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This guy is digusting. When is Perez Hilton gonna get on board with the fact that a decent man like Jake Gyllenhaal is gay? A gay man we can be proud of.
lilo says – reply to this

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Fat pez is just mad that andy wont go near his obese ass
mel says – reply to this

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urinated on "against their will"? who the fuck consents to getting urinated on, unless youre a freaken pervert
mik says – reply to this

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Pig. His mama must be so proud.
Grvy says – reply to this

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When Nostradamus had visions of the future, he thought he was seeing the end of the world… but really, he was just seeing the rise of Perez's website.
yo says – reply to this

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He can be very funny when he wants to be. Other than that, the guy's a freak in waiting. What if kids were around when did this? What is he trying to prove, that he's the premiere weirdo?
dexter says – reply to this

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Oink, Oink, he is a pig..!
anonymous says – reply to this

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I would beat that sissy's ass if he pissed on me. When is he going to commit suicide already? I hate him so much….
topcontender says – reply to this

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This is one sick bastard….
kjsdf says – reply to this

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fag. fag. fag. fag. fag. fag. fag. fag. fag. fag. fag. fag. fag. fag. fag. fag. fag. fag.
Haywood Jablome says – reply to this

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Hmmm. I don't recall ever seeing anything this guy has done professionally; I only know him from things he's done that people refer to as "stupid" "ridiculous" or "embarrassing". I'm at a bit of a loss as to why he's newsworthy enough to make it on a gossip blog? Does anyone actually care that this guy whipped his dick out? I'm all for laughing at pathetic people (obviously - I'm here, aren't I?) but this guy isn't even interesting.
Haywood Jalickme says – reply to this

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Why do so many guys pee in parking lots? I see it … or smell it all the time. There is never a line to use the mens bathroom - go to the real potty you freakin animals! Stop wasting the cops time and taxpayer money cause you can't hold your wee wee long enough to get to a toilet. sickos ewwwwwk
Pam says – reply to this

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Perez aka Mario…can't you block the haters on here? Their comments are so vile against you. I give you kudos for having the b____ to post them, but it's quite disgusting. Just wondering. You seem like a guy whom I would like to sit and have an intellectual conversation over a great glass of wine, and then I read crap like that and wonder why you let it be seen. I guess I feel you're more intelligent than that. Regards..Pam By the way..I saved the e-mail in which you responded to me..if it really was you or a staff member..and NOOOOOOOOOO I'm not a stalker..normal as hell
heyyall says – reply to this

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come on andy, pull it together. iw ant to see you do a parody of the BS comeback gimme gimme gimme…
Hollaback says – reply to this

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If anybody got double fisted its this fucktard.
Eva says – reply to this

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If he can't pay attention to his own dick, who else is going to?
Melanie says – reply to this

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What is wrong with him? I think this is another celeb that needs rehab. Everyone else is doing it Andy!
kw says – reply to this

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THATS JUST FUCKEN GROSS IM SRY BUT OMG WAT IS THAT IT LOOKS LIK IT CAME FROM OUTER FUCKEN SPACE GIVE THAT GUY SOME HELP
heyyall says – reply to this

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does anyone rember the episode of TRADING SPACES w/ andy? I thought gen was going to kick his ass. OMG i fucking love his house. if he dies, i wish he would leave it to me, his most loyal fan. he's fucking amazing.
Bytch says – reply to this

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I always thought that he was annoying….now I think he's nasty and annoying.
Will someone just pee on the poor man so he can get his kicks and the world won't have to see his teeny weeny again?
tom says – reply to this

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came to scientology
reese says – reply to this

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that is more foul than i could have ever, ever imagined!
Sarah says – reply to this

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I thought we had established that this was totally photoshopped?
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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Andy keeps doing that
in public because:
A. Andy is drunk.
B. Andy wants camera time.
C. Andy is a flasher.
D. Andy is a Dick.
.
Rash Manly therashreport.com
Diane says – reply to this

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This was days ago Perez. Jeez.
Cathy in Alberta says – reply to this

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Apparently, Andy Dick was in Edmonton recently and did this same sort of thing in a washroom….pissed all over the walls and the floor.
Moni says – reply to this

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#62, Emily-has been? How about never was…
snazz says – reply to this

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He's a disgusting PIG! GROSS!
WTF! says – reply to this

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Anderson Cooper??
Kos says – reply to this

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Ragina narcissist Bill O'Reilly is jealous that Andy's dick got more space than Bill's asshole. C'mon, Perez — the beast that is Ol' man Bill's ego must be fed.
Chris says – reply to this

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Hey Kos, you hit it! What a fucking loser Bill O'Reilly is. He's probably the only thing grosser than Andy Dick's microscopic pee-pee.
Slomodan says – reply to this

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Little Andy Dick, shows his short self
droplet says – reply to this

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AIDS is eating at his brain
CINDY says – reply to this

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TYPICAL NASTY ASS FUDGEPACKER!! HOMO'S OUGHT TO BE POISONED THEY ARE SOOO FILTY!!! I HATE QUEERS!!!
SuperStarSteve says – reply to this

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What a fucking goober! NASTY!
camaguey says – reply to this

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This man needs to be put away FOREVER. I'd ban him from every place where people gather. Can you imagine urinating on people?
Anya says – reply to this

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Perez you fat-fuck go on a diet!
well, it's not microscopic. says – reply to this

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he's drunk and limp, of course he's not going to have a giant dick in this picture.

i'd tape a beehive to my face before i'd fuck andy dick, but credit where it's due.

excuse me while i got vomit profusely and then remove my own eyeballs.
sandra says – reply to this

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he's like r kelly with the pee stuff. what's with this guy–i still wish he would so another show.
Angie says – reply to this

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You know the sad thing is he's only 41 and he looks at least ten years older……
BRITNEY SPEARS says – reply to this

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BETCH
heyyall says – reply to this

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ANDY DICK IS A FRICKIN' GENIUS!!!
ANDY DICK IS A FRICKIN' GENIUS!!!
ANDY DICK IS A FRICKIN' GENIUS!!!
ANDY DICK IS A FRICKIN' GENIUS!!!
ANDY DICK IS A FRICKIN' GENIUS!!!
ANDY DICK IS A FRICKIN' GENIUS!!!
ANDY DICK IS A FRICKIN' GENIUS!!!
ANDY DICK IS A FRICKIN' GENIUS!!!
ANDY DICK IS A FRICKIN' GENIUS!!!
ANDY DICK IS A FRICKIN' GENIUS!!!
ANDY DICK IS A FRICKIN' GENIUS!!!
ANDY DICK IS A FRICKIN' GENIUS!!!
ANDY DICK IS A FRICKIN' GENIUS!!!
ANDY DICK IS A FRICKIN' GENIUS!!!
ANDY DICK IS A FRICKIN' GENIUS!!!
ANDY DICK IS A FRICKIN' GENIUS!!!

GOD, the episode of the assistant where he had someone trimming his grass with scissors… *tears of laughter*… if I had that kind of money I would think up crazy shit like that too, and hire people to entertain me. Andy, you are a GOD, pull your shit together because YOU ARE LOVED!
EmilyC says – reply to this

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Ahhh, he's wearing crocs? To the bar? Can't be classy without ASS I suppose.
heyyall says – reply to this

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"Can you imagine urinating on people? "

Yes, yes I can… and spitting and flinging poo. Oh what fun! Some people just deserve to get pissed on. Respect his authority, beothces! Like a feral dog, marking his territory. WHO DA MAN?
Sunny Sam says – reply to this

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Man, this is just puke inducing!
nikki says – reply to this

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ew thats gross
tuyen says – reply to this

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WTF is wrong with him!
MEL says – reply to this

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PEREZ THAT'S THE SAME DAMN PHOTO ANYWAY'S WHY ARE U OBSESSED ABOUT IT EVERYONE KNOWS THE GUY IS WACKED
----------------------- says – reply to this

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#109 alot of people get pissed on by alot of rockstars and get payed for it, it some kind of fetus or something kind of nast huh
Slick says – reply to this

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Ewwww. I just saw Dick's dick.
SlickNick says – reply to this

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Ewww. I just saw Dick's dick.
ray-cheal says – reply to this

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my friend saw him up at axis falling over the place and hanging all over random people… until he got kicked out. somebody help him, lol
knobjob says – reply to this

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What a pic of Andy's dick..a bit hung, i do believe!
PEREZ'S BITCH says – reply to this

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LOOKS BETTER THAN YOURS, PEREZ