He Fails At Life

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Sources tell us that….

Brandon Davis was at the DMV in Van Nuys, California, on Friday morning taking the written driving test, and he FAILED.

Is he good at anything?

He does quite well in rehab!

Posted: Aug 31, 2007 at 7:36 pm / Email this »

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mw says – reply to this

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WHAT A LOSER!
Shawn says – reply to this

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Ugly ass Honkys
Steven Thomsin says – reply to this

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Bawwwwwwling
1
annie says – reply to this

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he's butt ugly
whoretta says – reply to this

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#10th!!!!!

who's he anyway?

lol, i find that the time I finish typing this, I'm like… 10th! haha
irene says – reply to this

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ew
BH Gossip says – reply to this

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Pretending that his rich and gambling of course!
betty says – reply to this

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fugly
Alex says – reply to this

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Primero! Hey Jordan, love you, miss you, Brandon Davis is soooo greasy!
mimi says – reply to this

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ick
hotgayman says – reply to this

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FIRST
PerezEATSshit! says – reply to this

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Fat pez in a good for nothing morbidly obese pig/clown! I hope you overdose on all that shit you like to eat and drop dead you fucking pig!
juli says – reply to this

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not first..but this dude needs to get a life and stop livin off daddy's money
Naki says – reply to this

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At least we know that he wont be on the streets drunk!
dan seth says – reply to this

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wtf
mari says – reply to this

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i love you perez!!!!!!!!!!!
headboard says – reply to this

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Does he have an education? You actually have to read to take a test at the DMV…what a shame. Didn't he just have a b-day, too? How old is that mess? He's just getting his license…unreal.
Alex says – reply to this

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PRIMERO!!

Hey Jordan, love you, miss you!! Isn't Brandon Davis greasy?!
katie says – reply to this

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is that blood???
abby says – reply to this

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stupid fuck. who's that ugly hoe pictured with him?
man beans says – reply to this

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first
saralicious says – reply to this

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omg~
poor thing
celestial says – reply to this

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Yeah he's good at lots of things - like looking like some scary sort of wax figure, being a sleaze, having fugly greasy hair, thinking he's not and oh soo cool when everyone else thinks he's a disgusting fug-mo…………. etc etc!!!!!!
germangirl says – reply to this

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I think he looks a lot like Elvis Presley. He is a good looking guy.
saralicious_56 says – reply to this

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omg
poor thing
me2 says – reply to this

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greasy and bloated….he is so ugly and dirty looking….
! says – reply to this

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once a failure always a failure….
FlippingOutForum says – reply to this

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BRANDON DAVIS GOT OWNED!

www.Flippingoutforum.com
Miss Me says – reply to this

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who cares? he´s kinda hot!
headboard says – reply to this

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I don't understand why there is "hate" mail about Perez on this blog. If you're not into this go away. You're just wasting space - I'm sure there are other blogs that are more suitable for the haters. This blog is about celebrity juice…not hate.
ewww says – reply to this

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god he just has a look of pure evil in his eyes at, like, all times.
onelooseanus says – reply to this

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what a dumbass… that test is easy.
323 bro says – reply to this

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In his defense, the written California DMV test IS kinda hard. (I failed mine the first time even though I have a master's degree!)
gawker says – reply to this

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I don't think he was in rehab, bitch had gastric bypass surgery.
4Dbling says – reply to this

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hehe

www.myspace.com/4dbling

check out my rap!
SandyDee says – reply to this

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#13 go take a pill. Hey Jordan–someone loves you and misses you and yes Brandon is greasy. UMMMM…who the hell is Brandon anyway?
Love U Perez!
Love Him! says – reply to this

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He's so Dreamy!
MINA says – reply to this

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What a waste of space…
Daisy says – reply to this

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Earth to Brandon: The way the written test works is you have to STUDY the DMV manual in order to pass. Partying and carousing will only get you so far in the world.
Shaun says – reply to this

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damn he is uglly.. but he can do some gay porn =) if ever his daddy stop giving him allowances..
and you take it up the butt Brandon =)
its richboi bitch says – reply to this

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brandon can suck my non FIRECROTH dick….
Leilani says – reply to this

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Eww he looks fake…like a wax statue!
sukmyduk! says – reply to this

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He's so PHUCKIN GREASY & GRIMMY looking-

NuKka looks like he's a walking STD-

Fuk the dough he has…he's SPENTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

yours truly,

Cute L I Girl.
the princess says – reply to this

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OK. NOW WHO IS THIS LOSER??!!
Skye says – reply to this

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Brandon Davis is gay 4 failin his written test!!
meg says – reply to this

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am i the only one to think that this guy is actually attractive?!
dawn says – reply to this

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why does he always look greasy and high… yuck!!!!..dumb ass…
Leslie says – reply to this

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sorry but i think he looks rather sexy here
Crystal says – reply to this

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isn't that ass wipe like 30 or something?
PerezEATSshit! says – reply to this

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Fat pez in a good for nothing obese shit eating pig/clown! I hope you overdose on all that shit you like to eat and drop dead you fucking pig!
SpadeAShovel. says – reply to this

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Yeah, and the rest of us are perfect.
mj says – reply to this

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#45 is it you??? Did i get it right? did i ????? I knew i got that on right!!
jeb says – reply to this

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who are these fucks and why are we talking about them? is this guy related to that fat fuck jason davis that you're always posting about, though i've no idea who he is either? they're both gross, and they're both nobody's, so i'm thinking maybe they're related? one is the fat version of the other?
mj says – reply to this

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Hey fat pez, where is castro? you fat fucking piece of shit clown!
I can't tell but.... says – reply to this

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….it seams like he's always wearing a lot of makeup.
xSushi says – reply to this

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Wow, he's the ugliest piece of shit I've ever seen… He makes me want to be straight!!
newlow says – reply to this

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first
PerezEATSshit! says – reply to this

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Hey #55 he's up perez ass along with a few cases of hair dye and my car!
jaime says – reply to this

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leslie…i agree ;]
Jordan says – reply to this

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Jordan is in the house! Love you Alex and SandyDee. MIA 305- we got that FIRE!!!
sille says – reply to this

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OMG! Screw this guy although I personally loathe Lindsay Lohan seing this guy talkinig shit about her whilst Paris laughed her cunt off - really made Linadsay rise in stars in my book. This guy looks like a bloody call-boy, dirty and grasy.. Talking about how poor Lindsay was since she "only" was worth like 7 millions - boy if it wasn´t for your daddy and whatnot - you´d be kicking it in the gutter!
Heather says – reply to this

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LOSER
seanflynn says – reply to this

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To back up what was said earlier - far more than half the people who take the California DMV test fail the first time. It is far harder than most other states'.

This was an unfair item, irrespective of whether I have an opinion about Brandon Davis (don't really know who he is to be honest).
bob says – reply to this

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he is so ugly. inside and out.
Crystal says – reply to this

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How old is this twat ragg?
cleo says – reply to this

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What kind of moron fails the written, the driving I can understand, especially if you don't have a ton of experience. Who likes the old parallel parking anyway? But the written?
uuuuh says – reply to this

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he kinda looks like gene simmons.
Laur says – reply to this

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i bust out laughing when i read that he failed
dohertyssickkittykat says – reply to this

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vagina face.
LOCHNESSA says – reply to this

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WHAT THE FUCK! DOES HE PAINT ON THOSE EYEBROWS!? SO SO WEIRD
Brodie says – reply to this

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Fucking loser! You could take him to a pro-life rally and make all those folks pro-abortion after getting to know Brandon Davis. Fucking punk!
Brodie says – reply to this

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Fucking loser! You could take him to a pro-life rally and make all those folks pro-abortion after getting to know Brandon Davis. Fucking bitchass punk!
shan says – reply to this

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Met him in LA. TOTAL loser!!!!!
Wikipedia says says – reply to this

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Brandon Zarif(born 1980) better known as Brandon Davis is the grandson of oil magnate Marvin Davis and former heir to Marvin's fortune. He has achieved fame in American media through his friendship with Paris Hilton and lewd behavior; he is known for leveling derogatory remarks at celebrities like Lindsay Lohan and Paula Abdul. He dated Mischa Barton briefly.

Davis' father Nebil Zarif is a a Turkish-American wine importer and married Marvin Davis' daughter Nancy. Davis has recently been cut off by his parents[3].

Davis checked into a rehab faciliy in 2001. In June 2006 he once more sought treatment for his alcohol and cocaine addictions by entering Promises, a $75,000-a-month center in Malibu.[4] In 2007, Davis was cut off from his finances by his family until he went through treatment
lilo says – reply to this

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Perez you fat fuck! Go join the circus you fucking obese clown!
Diobolical~Bitch! says – reply to this

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Loser….
Loser…..
Loser……
And Very Greasy…he also looks like he might smell of…
Ripe Onions and Shit…
Tee says – reply to this

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Rich dumb fart….
tasher85 says – reply to this

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I'm sorry but he's a grease ball!!! He belongs with the rest of the guys around where I live, dirty greasy ugmo's lol.
Michelle says – reply to this

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Talk about separated at birth…. Brandon Davis and Sandy Fink from Michelle's dream in Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion. They both look like plastic.
dumb ass darkies says – reply to this

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Maybe someone can teach him how to wash his hair. He might be good at that if he actually tried to shower once in a while.
mw says – reply to this

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hey guys i need help!
whats the name of that website that lets you have celebrity leagues and such… and everytime one of the celebs in your "league" appears on the cover of certain magazines and on certain websites (ie this one!) you get points?
thats so muchh!!!
whorelinda says – reply to this

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he should do what the asians do–pay the dmv employees money on the down-low to get their license! he's got money…one dolla make you holla and drive!
cha cha cha says – reply to this

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he should do what the asians do–pay the dmv employees money on the down-low to get their license! he's got money…one dolla make you holla and drive!
Victoria says – reply to this

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MAYBE THE GREASE AND OIL FROM HIS HAIR GOT ALL OVER HIS TEST AND HE COULDN'T READ THE QUESTIONS!! HAAHHHAHA TOTALLY POSSIBLE
yo says – reply to this

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He should get himself a white sequined jumpsuit and hit the Vegas circuit as an Elvis impersonator. He'd make a fortune posing for pics and gyrating his hips at quickie weddings. Gummy could be 70s bloated Elvis with a smoke in one hand and a super size bag of pork rinds in the other. If he makes enough money he can hire a driver for his '76 Cadillac Fleetwood and not worry about driving.

Do it Greasy! Do it now!
BRANDON'S MOM says – reply to this

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We've spoiled our son. He's a loser. He's wants to hire someone to wipe his ass. He won't even jerk himself off! His lack of motivation to do anything is why he has a doughy body with no muscle tone. He is so NOT a man. I don't think we'll ever have grand babies from him.
Jen says – reply to this

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He's good at bein Friggen HOTTTTTT. Those eyes, strong jaw, good hair, those lips….friggn HOT. Sometimes he looks a little messy, but when he is not messy he is H>>O>>>T
bla says – reply to this

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what a shame to the humanity!
HE"S SO GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this

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What a sad and pathetic human being. He has all that money and he still has to do drugs to be "happy". Pathetic- just like his brother. No wonder he failed this test. You say 'written' test. I went for that when I was 16 and passed. Yep, sixteen year olds usually do that test and pass. Pathetic. And he's so disghusting. Those sausage lips…he calls lindsay a fire crotch and yet he has vagina lips. So gross. Excuse me but I have to go and spiew…………..
E says – reply to this

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Actually, he's living on his grandfather's money, not his daddy's. I'm actually (somewhat distantly) related to him, and I sure wish I had some of that money.
tracy says – reply to this

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LOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER CANT HE GET A DRIVER HE'S WASTED ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cc says – reply to this

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why do you waste your film on this pile of crap!
D'Oh Boy says – reply to this

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Who the ***** is that ?
Lysette says – reply to this

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He Fails At Life - that's what they should engrave on his headstone. That guy is just human waste.
dfass says – reply to this

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Jess says – reply to this

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i say "____ fails at life" all the time!
i didnt think other ppl said that for some reason, lol.
=]
Grvy says – reply to this

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Ummmm… maybe this is a good thing… given that the people he hangs out with have a rep for driving and getting into accidents under the influence.
mikemuscles21 in Winnipeg says – reply to this

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I have never even heard of this person, but that waitress looks kinda fun.
What Perez Said says – reply to this

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He has an all right face…but if he can just do something about all the sweat. Plus, there's the whole douchebag thing.
krbcan says – reply to this

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How old is this guy and he doesn't have a driving license? How does he get around in LA? No wonder he doesn't have a job and no real prospects for the future

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