He Fails At Life

Sources tell us that….
Brandon Davis was at the DMV in Van Nuys, California, on Friday morning taking the written driving test, and he FAILED.
Is he good at anything?
He does quite well in rehab!

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Sources tell us that….
Brandon Davis was at the DMV in Van Nuys, California, on Friday morning taking the written driving test, and he FAILED.
Is he good at anything?
He does quite well in rehab!
WHAT A LOSER!
Ugly ass Honkys
Bawwwwwwling
1
he's butt ugly
#10th!!!!!
who's he anyway?
lol, i find that the time I finish typing this, I'm like… 10th! haha
ew
Pretending that his rich and gambling of course!
fugly
Primero! Hey Jordan, love you, miss you, Brandon Davis is soooo greasy!
ick
FIRST
Fat pez in a good for nothing morbidly obese pig/clown! I hope you overdose on all that shit you like to eat and drop dead you fucking pig!
not first..but this dude needs to get a life and stop livin off daddy's money
At least we know that he wont be on the streets drunk!
wtf
i love you perez!!!!!!!!!!!
Does he have an education? You actually have to read to take a test at the DMV…what a shame. Didn't he just have a b-day, too? How old is that mess? He's just getting his license…unreal.
PRIMERO!!
Hey Jordan, love you, miss you!! Isn't Brandon Davis greasy?!
is that blood???
stupid fuck. who's that ugly hoe pictured with him?
first
omg~
poor thing
Yeah he's good at lots of things - like looking like some scary sort of wax figure, being a sleaze, having fugly greasy hair, thinking he's not and oh soo cool when everyone else thinks he's a disgusting fug-mo…………. etc etc!!!!!!
I think he looks a lot like Elvis Presley. He is a good looking guy.
omg
poor thing
greasy and bloated….he is so ugly and dirty looking….
once a failure always a failure….
BRANDON DAVIS GOT OWNED!
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who cares? he´s kinda hot!
I don't understand why there is "hate" mail about Perez on this blog. If you're not into this go away. You're just wasting space - I'm sure there are other blogs that are more suitable for the haters. This blog is about celebrity juice…not hate.
god he just has a look of pure evil in his eyes at, like, all times.
what a dumbass… that test is easy.
In his defense, the written California DMV test IS kinda hard. (I failed mine the first time even though I have a master's degree!)
I don't think he was in rehab, bitch had gastric bypass surgery.
hehe
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#13 go take a pill. Hey Jordan–someone loves you and misses you and yes Brandon is greasy. UMMMM…who the hell is Brandon anyway?
Love U Perez!
He's so Dreamy!
What a waste of space…
Earth to Brandon: The way the written test works is you have to STUDY the DMV manual in order to pass. Partying and carousing will only get you so far in the world.
damn he is uglly.. but he can do some gay porn =) if ever his daddy stop giving him allowances..
and you take it up the butt Brandon =)
brandon can suck my non FIRECROTH dick….
Eww he looks fake…like a wax statue!
He's so PHUCKIN GREASY & GRIMMY looking-
NuKka looks like he's a walking STD-
Fuk the dough he has…he's SPENTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
yours truly,
Cute L I Girl.
OK. NOW WHO IS THIS LOSER??!!
Brandon Davis is gay 4 failin his written test!!
am i the only one to think that this guy is actually attractive?!
why does he always look greasy and high… yuck!!!!..dumb ass…
sorry but i think he looks rather sexy here
isn't that ass wipe like 30 or something?
Fat pez in a good for nothing obese shit eating pig/clown! I hope you overdose on all that shit you like to eat and drop dead you fucking pig!
Yeah, and the rest of us are perfect.
#45 is it you??? Did i get it right? did i ????? I knew i got that on right!!
who are these fucks and why are we talking about them? is this guy related to that fat fuck jason davis that you're always posting about, though i've no idea who he is either? they're both gross, and they're both nobody's, so i'm thinking maybe they're related? one is the fat version of the other?
Hey fat pez, where is castro? you fat fucking piece of shit clown!
….it seams like he's always wearing a lot of makeup.
Wow, he's the ugliest piece of shit I've ever seen… He makes me want to be straight!!
first
Hey #55 he's up perez ass along with a few cases of hair dye and my car!
leslie…i agree ;]
Jordan is in the house! Love you Alex and SandyDee. MIA 305- we got that FIRE!!!
OMG! Screw this guy although I personally loathe Lindsay Lohan seing this guy talkinig shit about her whilst Paris laughed her cunt off - really made Linadsay rise in stars in my book. This guy looks like a bloody call-boy, dirty and grasy.. Talking about how poor Lindsay was since she "only" was worth like 7 millions - boy if it wasn´t for your daddy and whatnot - you´d be kicking it in the gutter!
LOSER
To back up what was said earlier - far more than half the people who take the California DMV test fail the first time. It is far harder than most other states'.
This was an unfair item, irrespective of whether I have an opinion about Brandon Davis (don't really know who he is to be honest).
he is so ugly. inside and out.
How old is this twat ragg?
What kind of moron fails the written, the driving I can understand, especially if you don't have a ton of experience. Who likes the old parallel parking anyway? But the written?
he kinda looks like gene simmons.
i bust out laughing when i read that he failed
vagina face.
WHAT THE FUCK! DOES HE PAINT ON THOSE EYEBROWS!? SO SO WEIRD
Fucking loser! You could take him to a pro-life rally and make all those folks pro-abortion after getting to know Brandon Davis. Fucking punk!
Fucking loser! You could take him to a pro-life rally and make all those folks pro-abortion after getting to know Brandon Davis. Fucking bitchass punk!
Met him in LA. TOTAL loser!!!!!
Brandon Zarif(born 1980) better known as Brandon Davis is the grandson of oil magnate Marvin Davis and former heir to Marvin's fortune. He has achieved fame in American media through his friendship with Paris Hilton and lewd behavior; he is known for leveling derogatory remarks at celebrities like Lindsay Lohan and Paula Abdul. He dated Mischa Barton briefly.
Davis' father Nebil Zarif is a a Turkish-American wine importer and married Marvin Davis' daughter Nancy. Davis has recently been cut off by his parents[3].
Davis checked into a rehab faciliy in 2001. In June 2006 he once more sought treatment for his alcohol and cocaine addictions by entering Promises, a $75,000-a-month center in Malibu.[4] In 2007, Davis was cut off from his finances by his family until he went through treatment
Perez you fat fuck! Go join the circus you fucking obese clown!
Loser….
Loser…..
Loser……
And Very Greasy…he also looks like he might smell of…
Ripe Onions and Shit…
Rich dumb fart….
I'm sorry but he's a grease ball!!! He belongs with the rest of the guys around where I live, dirty greasy ugmo's lol.
Talk about separated at birth…. Brandon Davis and Sandy Fink from Michelle's dream in Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion. They both look like plastic.
Maybe someone can teach him how to wash his hair. He might be good at that if he actually tried to shower once in a while.
hey guys i need help!
whats the name of that website that lets you have celebrity leagues and such… and everytime one of the celebs in your "league" appears on the cover of certain magazines and on certain websites (ie this one!) you get points?
thats so muchh!!!
he should do what the asians do–pay the dmv employees money on the down-low to get their license! he's got money…one dolla make you holla and drive!
he should do what the asians do–pay the dmv employees money on the down-low to get their license! he's got money…one dolla make you holla and drive!
MAYBE THE GREASE AND OIL FROM HIS HAIR GOT ALL OVER HIS TEST AND HE COULDN'T READ THE QUESTIONS!! HAAHHHAHA TOTALLY POSSIBLE
He should get himself a white sequined jumpsuit and hit the Vegas circuit as an Elvis impersonator. He'd make a fortune posing for pics and gyrating his hips at quickie weddings. Gummy could be 70s bloated Elvis with a smoke in one hand and a super size bag of pork rinds in the other. If he makes enough money he can hire a driver for his '76 Cadillac Fleetwood and not worry about driving.
Do it Greasy! Do it now!
We've spoiled our son. He's a loser. He's wants to hire someone to wipe his ass. He won't even jerk himself off! His lack of motivation to do anything is why he has a doughy body with no muscle tone. He is so NOT a man. I don't think we'll ever have grand babies from him.
He's good at bein Friggen HOTTTTTT. Those eyes, strong jaw, good hair, those lips….friggn HOT. Sometimes he looks a little messy, but when he is not messy he is H>>O>>>T
what a shame to the humanity!
What a sad and pathetic human being. He has all that money and he still has to do drugs to be "happy". Pathetic- just like his brother. No wonder he failed this test. You say 'written' test. I went for that when I was 16 and passed. Yep, sixteen year olds usually do that test and pass. Pathetic. And he's so disghusting. Those sausage lips…he calls lindsay a fire crotch and yet he has vagina lips. So gross. Excuse me but I have to go and spiew…………..
Actually, he's living on his grandfather's money, not his daddy's. I'm actually (somewhat distantly) related to him, and I sure wish I had some of that money.
LOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER CANT HE GET A DRIVER HE'S WASTED ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why do you waste your film on this pile of crap!
Who the ***** is that ?
He Fails At Life - that's what they should engrave on his headstone. That guy is just human waste.
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i say "____ fails at life" all the time!
i didnt think other ppl said that for some reason, lol.
=]
Ummmm… maybe this is a good thing… given that the people he hangs out with have a rep for driving and getting into accidents under the influence.
I have never even heard of this person, but that waitress looks kinda fun.
He has an all right face…but if he can just do something about all the sweat. Plus, there's the whole douchebag thing.
How old is this guy and he doesn't have a driving license? How does he get around in LA? No wonder he doesn't have a job and no real prospects for the future