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1. mw says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   WHAT A LOSER!

2. Shawn says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Ugly ass Honkys

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   Bawwwwwwling
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   he's butt ugly

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   #10th!!!!!

   who's he anyway?

   lol, i find that the time I finish typing this, I'm like… 10th! haha

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   ew

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   Pretending that his rich and gambling of course!

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   fugly

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   Primero! Hey Jordan, love you, miss you, Brandon Davis is soooo greasy!

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    ick

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    FIRST

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    Fat pez in a good for nothing morbidly obese pig/clown! I hope you overdose on all that shit you like to eat and drop dead you fucking pig!

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    not first..but this dude needs to get a life and stop livin off daddy's money

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    At least we know that he wont be on the streets drunk!

15. dan seth says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    wtf

16. mari says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i love you perez!!!!!!!!!!!

17. headboard says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Does he have an education? You actually have to read to take a test at the DMV…what a shame. Didn't he just have a b-day, too? How old is that mess? He's just getting his license…unreal.

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    PRIMERO!!

    Hey Jordan, love you, miss you!! Isn't Brandon Davis greasy?!

19. katie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    is that blood???

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    stupid fuck. who's that ugly hoe pictured with him?

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    first

22. saralicious says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    omg~
    poor thing

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    Yeah he's good at lots of things - like looking like some scary sort of wax figure, being a sleaze, having fugly greasy hair, thinking he's not and oh soo cool when everyone else thinks he's a disgusting fug-mo…………. etc etc!!!!!!

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    I think he looks a lot like Elvis Presley. He is a good looking guy.

25. saralicious_56 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    omg
    poor thing

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    greasy and bloated….he is so ugly and dirty looking….

27. ! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    once a failure always a failure….

28. FlippingOutForum says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    BRANDON DAVIS GOT OWNED!

    www.Flippingoutforum.com

29. Miss Me says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    who cares? he´s kinda hot!

30. headboard says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I don't understand why there is "hate" mail about Perez on this blog. If you're not into this go away. You're just wasting space - I'm sure there are other blogs that are more suitable for the haters. This blog is about celebrity juice…not hate.

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    god he just has a look of pure evil in his eyes at, like, all times.

32. onelooseanus says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    what a dumbass… that test is easy.

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    In his defense, the written California DMV test IS kinda hard. (I failed mine the first time even though I have a master's degree!)

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    I don't think he was in rehab, bitch had gastric bypass surgery.

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    hehe

    www.myspace.com/4dbling

    check out my rap!

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    #13 go take a pill. Hey Jordan–someone loves you and misses you and yes Brandon is greasy. UMMMM…who the hell is Brandon anyway?
    Love U Perez!

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    He's so Dreamy!

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    What a waste of space…

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    Earth to Brandon: The way the written test works is you have to STUDY the DMV manual in order to pass. Partying and carousing will only get you so far in the world.

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    damn he is uglly.. but he can do some gay porn =) if ever his daddy stop giving him allowances..
    and you take it up the butt Brandon =)

41. its richboi bitch says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    brandon can suck my non FIRECROTH dick….

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    Eww he looks fake…like a wax statue!

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    He's so PHUCKIN GREASY & GRIMMY looking-

    NuKka looks like he's a walking STD-

    Fuk the dough he has…he's SPENTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

    yours truly,

    Cute L I Girl.

44. the princess says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    OK. NOW WHO IS THIS LOSER??!!

45. Skye says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Brandon Davis is gay 4 failin his written test!!

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    am i the only one to think that this guy is actually attractive?!

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    why does he always look greasy and high… yuck!!!!..dumb ass…

48. Leslie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    sorry but i think he looks rather sexy here

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    isn't that ass wipe like 30 or something?

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    Fat pez in a good for nothing obese shit eating pig/clown! I hope you overdose on all that shit you like to eat and drop dead you fucking pig!

51. SpadeAShovel. says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Yeah, and the rest of us are perfect.

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    #45 is it you??? Did i get it right? did i ????? I knew i got that on right!!

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    who are these fucks and why are we talking about them? is this guy related to that fat fuck jason davis that you're always posting about, though i've no idea who he is either? they're both gross, and they're both nobody's, so i'm thinking maybe they're related? one is the fat version of the other?

54. mj says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Hey fat pez, where is castro? you fat fucking piece of shit clown!

55. I can't tell but.... says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ….it seams like he's always wearing a lot of makeup.

56. xSushi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Wow, he's the ugliest piece of shit I've ever seen… He makes me want to be straight!!

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    first

58. PerezEATSshit! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Hey #55 he's up perez ass along with a few cases of hair dye and my car!

59. jaime says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    leslie…i agree ;]

60. Jordan says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Jordan is in the house! Love you Alex and SandyDee. MIA 305- we got that FIRE!!!

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    OMG! Screw this guy although I personally loathe Lindsay Lohan seing this guy talkinig shit about her whilst Paris laughed her cunt off - really made Linadsay rise in stars in my book. This guy looks like a bloody call-boy, dirty and grasy.. Talking about how poor Lindsay was since she "only" was worth like 7 millions - boy if it wasn´t for your daddy and whatnot - you´d be kicking it in the gutter!

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    LOSER

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    To back up what was said earlier - far more than half the people who take the California DMV test fail the first time. It is far harder than most other states'.

    This was an unfair item, irrespective of whether I have an opinion about Brandon Davis (don't really know who he is to be honest).

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    he is so ugly. inside and out.

65. Crystal says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    How old is this twat ragg?

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    What kind of moron fails the written, the driving I can understand, especially if you don't have a ton of experience. Who likes the old parallel parking anyway? But the written?

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    he kinda looks like gene simmons.

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    i bust out laughing when i read that he failed

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    vagina face.

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    WHAT THE FUCK! DOES HE PAINT ON THOSE EYEBROWS!? SO SO WEIRD

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    Fucking loser! You could take him to a pro-life rally and make all those folks pro-abortion after getting to know Brandon Davis. Fucking punk!

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    Fucking loser! You could take him to a pro-life rally and make all those folks pro-abortion after getting to know Brandon Davis. Fucking bitchass punk!

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    Met him in LA. TOTAL loser!!!!!

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    Brandon Zarif(born 1980) better known as Brandon Davis is the grandson of oil magnate Marvin Davis and former heir to Marvin's fortune. He has achieved fame in American media through his friendship with Paris Hilton and lewd behavior; he is known for leveling derogatory remarks at celebrities like Lindsay Lohan and Paula Abdul. He dated Mischa Barton briefly.

    Davis' father Nebil Zarif is a a Turkish-American wine importer and married Marvin Davis' daughter Nancy. Davis has recently been cut off by his parents[3].

    Davis checked into a rehab faciliy in 2001. In June 2006 he once more sought treatment for his alcohol and cocaine addictions by entering Promises, a $75,000-a-month center in Malibu.[4] In 2007, Davis was cut off from his finances by his family until he went through treatment

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    Perez you fat fuck! Go join the circus you fucking obese clown!

76. Diobolical~Bitch! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Loser….
    Loser…..
    Loser……
    And Very Greasy…he also looks like he might smell of…
    Ripe Onions and Shit…

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    Rich dumb fart….

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    I'm sorry but he's a grease ball!!! He belongs with the rest of the guys around where I live, dirty greasy ugmo's lol.

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    Talk about separated at birth…. Brandon Davis and Sandy Fink from Michelle's dream in Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion. They both look like plastic.

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    Maybe someone can teach him how to wash his hair. He might be good at that if he actually tried to shower once in a while.

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    hey guys i need help!
    whats the name of that website that lets you have celebrity leagues and such… and everytime one of the celebs in your "league" appears on the cover of certain magazines and on certain websites (ie this one!) you get points?
    thats so muchh!!!

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    he should do what the asians do–pay the dmv employees money on the down-low to get their license! he's got money…one dolla make you holla and drive!

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    he should do what the asians do–pay the dmv employees money on the down-low to get their license! he's got money…one dolla make you holla and drive!

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    MAYBE THE GREASE AND OIL FROM HIS HAIR GOT ALL OVER HIS TEST AND HE COULDN'T READ THE QUESTIONS!! HAAHHHAHA TOTALLY POSSIBLE

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    He should get himself a white sequined jumpsuit and hit the Vegas circuit as an Elvis impersonator. He'd make a fortune posing for pics and gyrating his hips at quickie weddings. Gummy could be 70s bloated Elvis with a smoke in one hand and a super size bag of pork rinds in the other. If he makes enough money he can hire a driver for his '76 Cadillac Fleetwood and not worry about driving.

    Do it Greasy! Do it now!

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    We've spoiled our son. He's a loser. He's wants to hire someone to wipe his ass. He won't even jerk himself off! His lack of motivation to do anything is why he has a doughy body with no muscle tone. He is so NOT a man. I don't think we'll ever have grand babies from him.

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    He's good at bein Friggen HOTTTTTT. Those eyes, strong jaw, good hair, those lips….friggn HOT. Sometimes he looks a little messy, but when he is not messy he is H>>O>>>T

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    what a shame to the humanity!

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    What a sad and pathetic human being. He has all that money and he still has to do drugs to be "happy". Pathetic- just like his brother. No wonder he failed this test. You say 'written' test. I went for that when I was 16 and passed. Yep, sixteen year olds usually do that test and pass. Pathetic. And he's so disghusting. Those sausage lips…he calls lindsay a fire crotch and yet he has vagina lips. So gross. Excuse me but I have to go and spiew…………..

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    Actually, he's living on his grandfather's money, not his daddy's. I'm actually (somewhat distantly) related to him, and I sure wish I had some of that money.

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    LOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER CANT HE GET A DRIVER HE'S WASTED ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    why do you waste your film on this pile of crap!

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    Who the ***** is that ?

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    He Fails At Life - that's what they should engrave on his headstone. That guy is just human waste.

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    Não leia! Não leia! NAO LEIA nao leia Ñ leia!!!!!!!! presta atenção vc acorda cedo você acorda cedo? você acorda cedo? E AE OQ ACHAM? naum leiam Não lei o que esta escrito!Ñ leia, Ñ leia, Ñ leia, Ñ leia, Ñ leia, Ñ leia, Ñ leia, Ñ leia, Ñ leia, Ñ leia, Ñ leia, Ñ leia, Ñ leia, Ñ leia, Ñ leia, Ñ leia, Ñ leia, Ñ leia, Ñ leia, Ñ leia, eu te havisei agora se não mandar esta enquete para 20 comunuidades em 2dias vai morrer em 6

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    i say "____ fails at life" all the time!
    i didnt think other ppl said that for some reason, lol.
    =]

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    Ummmm… maybe this is a good thing… given that the people he hangs out with have a rep for driving and getting into accidents under the influence.

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    I have never even heard of this person, but that waitress looks kinda fun.

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    He has an all right face…but if he can just do something about all the sweat. Plus, there's the whole douchebag thing.

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     How old is this guy and he doesn't have a driving license? How does he get around in LA? No wonder he doesn't have a job and no real prospects for the future