He Fails At Life

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Sources tell us that….

Brandon Davis was at the DMV in Van Nuys, California, on Friday morning taking the written driving test, and he FAILED.

Is he good at anything?

He does quite well in rehab!

    Posted: Aug 31, 2007 at 7:36 pm / Email this  »

    220 comments to “He Fails At Life”

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    1. dr loomis says – reply to this


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      THIS GUY IS A COMPLETE ASSHOLE. HE DESERVES TO LOSE ALL OF HIS FAMILY'S MONEY, COME OUT OF THE CLOSET AND GET THE HELL INTO REHAB BEFORE HE KILLS SOMEBODY. BRANDO YOU ARE A SCUMBAG OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE!!!!

    2. ultra_absorbent says – reply to this


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      This douche is pushing 30, and quite ungracefully if I might add. Thank Jeebus he's illiterate or surely some other unsuspecting stop signs or poles or possibly people would be in serious danger.

      Somebody, please, give him an Elvis suit and send him to Vegas. Even if it's a little snug, his naturally greasiness should allow him to slide right in.

    3. ultra_absorbent says – reply to this


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      this douche is pushing 30, and quite ungracefully. Thank Jeebuz he's illiterate or surely some stop signs, street lights, or pedestrains would be in serious danger.

      And please, somebody give this man an Elvis jumpsuit and send him to Vegas. Even if it's a bit snug, his naturally greasiness should allow him to slip right in.

    4. t-dizzle says – reply to this


      204

      that's news?

    5. christine says – reply to this


      205

      who the hell cares about this nobody!!!

    6. dee says – reply to this


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      that must be his sister…same face…same exact nose…i hope, for her sake, that's where the similarity ends!
      perhaps she actually has some intelligence and/or purpose in this world besides being spawn of the wealthy. i'm actually starting to feel sorry for these people…no, i take it back!

    7. brischick says – reply to this


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      I think he oils his head so much because he shoves it up his fat brother's ass.

    8. brad says – reply to this


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      they both look nasty…i thought Peroni girls were supposed to be hot?

    9. Eva says – reply to this


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      He flunked the written DMV test!? I passed it without even studying for it. What a loser!

    10. sexy says – reply to this


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      shutup he is hot chicken and no period after

    11. sexy says – reply to this


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      i named this piece. I SWEAR IT.

    12. sunkissed says – reply to this


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      this guy is probably one of the ugliest people i've seen. if i could, i'd run him over.

    13. Sacha says – reply to this


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      Holy fucking shit! Yes, Yes, Yes!!!! Not just fail, Perez my love. But epic fail. You would think with all that money he would hire a tutor….loving it.

    14. j.bo says – reply to this


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      anyone know where that shirt he is wearign is from-which designer? thx!!

    15. Anonymous says – reply to this


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      That's frickin' HILARIOUS!!! I know people who don't even speak english (or spanish) who pass this test. Hahahahaha!!!

    16. 123 says – reply to this


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      Has he had cheek implants.

    17. Heather says – reply to this


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      OMG.. heres another one with money but no class he looks like the dirty sweaty guy that sits in the corner of the bar that nobdy wants to sit near or talk too he's sooooo gross

    18. tracy says – reply to this


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      He is so gross looking. He always looks sweaty and smelly.
      I would spit in his face, if given the chance!

    19. G.R. says – reply to this


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      What a LOSER! The GREASY BEAR is a TOTAL ASSHOLE!!! EVIDENTLY A DUMB ASS ALSO!!!!! TOO STUPID TO PASS A DRIVING TEST!!!! HAHAHAHA

    20. endlessdomi says – reply to this


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      JACKASS!!!!!

      Oh my God, he's damn ugly. Shit, I wouldn't fuck him with a 100 foot pole. Lame ass wanna be, piggy backing off of Paris Hilton. Lindsay's firecrotch is worth more than your fake ass celebrity.

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