Still Dead

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The Wall Street Journal ran this article about Perez Hilton's "fake news" on their front cover today.

The only thing "fake" is that essay that was allegedly written by Castro about Clinton and Obama. Or any old video footage of him that may be released in the future, claiming to be "new."

You know what?

We still stand by our reporting 110%. Our (government) sources were/are impeccable on this story.

Fidel Castro is dead!

We would LOVE for the Cuban government to prove us wrong, but they won't. The only way to without a doubt verify that Fidel is still alive is for him to go for a nice stroll around Havana. But it's not going to happen! NOT going to happen!

Dead. Dead. Dead.

We talk about Castro and more in this article in the Dallas Voice, including Wentworth Miller, Jodie Foster, Owen Wilson, Jessica & Asslee Simpson and Bobby Trendy!

    Posted: Aug 31, 2007 at 8:56 am / Email this  »

    212 comments to “Still Dead”

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    1. BITCHES says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    2. Senorito says – reply to this


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      Stick to what you know fatass…world events isn't one of them.

    3. man beans says – reply to this


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      seriously?

    4. spicy icy says – reply to this


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      thougth I was first =(

    5. blubbah says – reply to this


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      he blew me last night! ALIVE ALIVE ALIVE!

    6. mhmm says – reply to this


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      r u sure???

    7. dead perez kill castro? says – reply to this


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      ….

    8. Caroline says – reply to this


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      hey im one of the firsts!!!!!

    9. whatev says – reply to this


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      Your "source" is probably someone pretending to be some official dude and you are just eager to make the news. SURE if yu keep saying it long enough, he will eventually really be dead and then you can pretend like you were right all along.
      I read the article. Way to start mass hysteria. People pulling their kids out of school! wayyyy to go

    10. Mr. Richie says – reply to this


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      he as to be dead to were that outfit…..

    11. Hannahk says – reply to this


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      this shit is really funny i'm laughin my ass off right now who really cares if that mother fucker is dead i'm just saying this shit has been going on 4 a couple of weeks and still "NO COMMENT" is starting to get old… please just stop tryin to "REPORT" the real news…it is sooooo not you!!!!

    12. Tara says – reply to this


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      My family is from Cuba~~ and personally I will dance in the streets if he is DEAD!

    13. yummy says – reply to this


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      your (government) sources…haha. still laughing from that one. you should be working for CNN or something.

    14. wetcnt says – reply to this


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      At least we can say our Perezers is not a flip flopper. Stick to that story beyatch!

    15. Birgit says – reply to this


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      How will you know?

    16. i heart perezzers says – reply to this


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      8th!!!

    17. saay what says – reply to this


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      okay perez who told your ass huh!!

    18. jo says – reply to this


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      im with you perez!
      i think he's dead for sure!
      i was just pissed i had to write history notes on this newly dead guy haha

    19. me says – reply to this


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      I'M GUESSING THE CUBAN GOVERNMENT DOESN'T CARE ABOUT A PINK BACKGROUND BLOG.

    20. Gramp says – reply to this


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      "We would LOVE for the Cuban government to prove us wrong"

      hey, guess what, the Cuban governemt ain't every heard of Perez Hilton. They don't have to do shit.

      YOU have to prove something you say is true, not just make things up then expect other people to prove you wrong.

      There is are elephants on the moon. On the other side. No, now on the other side. No, now on the other side. No, now on the other side. Prove to me they aren't there!!

    21. Sugar Baby says – reply to this


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      I too believe he's dead. As dead as Lindsay's career…'less its porn.

    22. the truth says – reply to this


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      that article was totally biased and retarded

    23. Blue Sky says – reply to this


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      I think he is dead… Its just a matter of time now..

    24. jen says – reply to this


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      Great, so Castro is dead…..and that affects me how?

    25. Kala says – reply to this


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      I believe you perez. I really think they are just hiding the death so there won't be a riot and things will stay the same. Stick to what you know is the truth.

    26. Daisy says – reply to this


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      Perez, I believe you 100%. They're not announcing it because Raul Castro's hold on the presidency is fragile and in trouble of being overthrown. Announcing Fidel's death will create riots and rebellion. I think they can continue this deception for a long time. But to be honest, except for the Cuban-American community and other supporters in the USA, no one gives a rats ass about Cuba anymore. Except maybe Chavez.

    27. Em says – reply to this


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      I just want to say congrats to you Perezito - I start my morning with the WSJ and perezhilton.com, and it was an awesome surprise to see those worlds collide! (Also, I'd say if the WSJ knows who you are, the Castro regime knows who you are!)

    28. Veronica says – reply to this


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      No se ha visto prueba, pero en vuestro reportaje se oye el eco de los mas fuertes deseos de un pueblo como este.

      Desde Miami Con Amor

    29. korndawg73@yahoo.coma says – reply to this


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      Good for u Perraz fer putting your neck out there and gettting rich off the filthy details of celebrities. Who says ur bitter if anything ur going after the quarterback and prom queen of Hellywood because he sucks dick and she had an abortion in the limo on the way to prom.

    30. Michelle says – reply to this


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      I believe you perez!! you have been remarkably right about every story you have written. This is the only place I go for news, I dont even buy the mags anymore. This may be sad but honestly if you were to tell me there were aliens coming to earth, I would find the nearest space shuttle to get the hell out of here!! keep on keepin on perez!

    31. ced says – reply to this


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      f* you perez…stick to celeb news….your sources are full of shit like you

    32. Fishy says – reply to this


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      Burr..

    33. bono says – reply to this


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      WAY TO GO PEREZ!!!

      YOU KNOW HOW COMMUSISTS ARE. THERE GOVT. IS MUCH MORE POWERFUL THAH THE MEDIA.

    34. JP says – reply to this


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      Only in third world countries do people believe in rumors that are spread via word of mouth and start congregrating in the streets, pulling their kids out of school, and causing massive riots. Like in Iraq when they believed that the soldiers' sunglasses were actually able to see through their women's dresses. It is indicative of a primitive and uncivilized culture. Oh wait………we're talking about Miami, nevermind.

    35. bono says – reply to this


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      WAY TO GO PEREZ!

      HE COULD BE RIGHT. IN A COMMUNIST COUNTRY, THEIR GOVT. IS MORE POWERFUL THAN THE MEDIA!

    36. colleen says – reply to this


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      YOU GO GIRL.

      I believe you 100%, Just keep saying he's dead, push it until they have to reveal the truth, even if they don't say he died for another 8 years. Then you will be right!!

    37. bbbbmer says – reply to this


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      …maybe you should join him, you vacuous nancy…

    38. robin says – reply to this


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      This can become like the old SNL joke from the 70's about Francisco Franco…when they said he was dead every Sat. nite. Chevy Chase saying Francisco Franco is still dead or something like that. It was a running joke for about a year

    39. Lali says – reply to this


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      Why would anyone want to pretend he is still alive? sheeesh

    40. LeBon-Bon says – reply to this


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      Perez, I'm with you on this one. He's dead. The question is why doesn't the American media set out to prove otherwise? Why are they not putting the pressure on Cuba to prove he is alive? Oh wait…that's right…..there is no free reporting in and from Cuba! I think the Cuban government is just testing the water, so to speak, to see if the people will revolt. But I know the truth will come out very soon……….He's dead and has been so for a few weeks now.

    41. JP says – reply to this


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      Gee, I really hope he is dead, then we can finally resume our import of talentless bongo players a.k.a. Desi Arnez and overpriced cigars. We've been waiting so long for these critical Cuban imports, I don't know how we survived.

    42. FIDEL CASTRO says – reply to this


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      AY'M NOT DED YU FAT BEACH!

    43. Wio says – reply to this


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      EVEN IF HE ISN'T DEAD YET ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME. WE ALL KNOW HIS HEALTH IS FAILING.

    44. Mister Ed says – reply to this


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      I guess we're gonna go through this shit every Friday

    45. Madison says – reply to this


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      Yep. Dead.
      I wonder how long they can postpone the announcement though.

    46. Wio says – reply to this


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      EVEN IF HE ISN'T DEAD YET ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME. WE ALL KNOW HIS HEALTH IS FAILING..

    47. Culo Libre says – reply to this


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      The only thing the WSJ article proves is that you were part of the problem….stupid piece of shit.

    48. MILF Couture says – reply to this


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      I can't wait for the US to lift the embargo. Mama is gonna fly to the island and fuck half of those cuban hotties.

    49. JD says – reply to this


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      I believe the bastard is dead and is roasting right now for all his crimes against the people of Cuba. Perez, the truth will come out and you will be triumphant!

      I agree parade the pendejo around the streets of Havana!

    50. smart says – reply to this


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      "I have a real connection to this story. My family had to flee his dictorial, totalitarian, oppressive, communist, evil regime."

      I found that quote from you on National Post. you might think someone so interested in the subject would know that it is DICTATORIAL, not dictorial. stop being such a dumbass and think before you write/speak if you hope to have a real impact on news.

    51. marty says – reply to this


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      screw you I am not going to subscribe to the Wall Street Journal to read about your hot air.

    52. chinagirl1 says – reply to this


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      Still Dead, how can you be Still Dead? Wtf??
      You are either dead or not, never Still Dead.
      Therefore, I'm going with Dead, as in Doornail Dead.

    53. Jen-A says – reply to this


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      The Cuban government would have lots of reasons to want to make people continue to believe that Castro is still alive. Maybe the Cubans would all go crazy thinking that they may have some freedom and the government wouldn't be able to get them under control. Maybe the government is afraid that it would leave them vulnerable to outside governments (particularly the US) offering assistance if they change over to a democracy.

      My only reason to doubt Castro's death is that the US would have intelligence to know whether he was really dead or not, wouldn't they? If they did know, you would think they would be all over it.

    54. Hello Kitty says – reply to this


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      Were you on anything when you received your call ?

      This from the person that keeps saying Britney is crazy..

    55. Fidel Castro says – reply to this


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      There have been rumors about his death for like 10 years now. You just fell for one and don't want to say you got duped.

      You're a moron.

    56. Lola says – reply to this


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      This site is lame. What's the fuss ?

    57. real deal says – reply to this


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      Better to have leved and died, than never have had a life at all (you sad little bottle of hair dye.)

    58. m says – reply to this


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      Oh sweety……You are so good at so many things but reporting on things that actually matter is not one of them…..stick to whino and spears please. leave the important stuff to Katie Couric

    59. b. says – reply to this


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      he tried to get a hand job from me in a beijing airport bathroom just yesterday.

    60. COCO says – reply to this


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      People who have live in a democratic society do not understand the mind of a communist. Lenin died and they announced his death one month after. Keeping the truth from the people is a communist way, the assholes are totally paranoid…

      Of course Castro is dead, but Chavez (which is errh was, his puppet) will make sure everything is cool and will not be any rebellions in Cuba.

      Perez, you have balls to stick to this story, even thought the "reality" seems different. Good for you!

    61. steve says – reply to this


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      A big NEXT for Castro!

    62. Bomba says – reply to this


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      Does it matter either way? Fidel isn't in power anymore! His death would have no effect on the country. His brother is in power, who, by the way, is far worse than Fidel ever was.

    63. Tricia says – reply to this


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      Is this going to become your Friday ritual? Believe me, I trust the WSJ over you ANY day. Oh and surrrrrrre you have government sources.

    64. Christine says – reply to this


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      You'll keep claiming that he's dead. Eventually you'll be right.

    65. Elizabeth S. says – reply to this


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      Thanks for this post, P. I believe you! Concealing his death no surprise - they'll keep it up as long as they can. Have a perfect weekend and take care of yourself.

      I like it when you report on world affairs! I think that could be your next big thing!

    66. shelli says – reply to this


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      YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG. DON'T YOU REALIZE NOBODY GIVES A SHIT IF YOU SAY HE'S DEAD? YOU HAVE NO CREDIBILITY. PEOPLE DON'T TURN TO YOU FOR REAL NEWS BECAUSE THEY KNOW YOU'RE JUST A DOUCHEBAG THAT DRAWS DICKS AND DROOL ON CELEBRITIES. "SOURCES"?! WHAT A DOUCHEBAG! CASTRO IS DEAD WHEN CNN SAYS HE IS DEAD, GET OVER YOURSELF!

    67. Arcadia says – reply to this


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      Perez, you lost a lot of cred with your readers when you ran that Castro item — you have definitely underlined the difference between journalism and blogging. The fact that you are NOT a journalist was further highlighted by your highly lame "interview" with Michael Lohan in which you showed your inability to actually formulate and ask questions to draw out the story ("um, like, okay…" — your stock response). Take a journalism course buddy — or stick to what you know which is blogging (which you do well).

    68. CROQUETA PREPARADA says – reply to this


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      Here en el "Caribe" we know your telling the truth !! Love you Perezito !!

    69. ames says – reply to this


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      i completely believe you and trust your sources. the cuban gov't has to keep it underwraps, otherwise there would be a major shitstorm throughout cuba, florida and the rest of the u.s. i wish some of the mainstream media would trust you, and delve a bit further into the coverup. i hope that he is dead and hope for freedom for cubanos in the near future!

    70. mark roper says – reply to this


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      Perhaps it's because you're Cuban, Perez, that you're such a stupid person… and, by the way moron, song titles aren't articulated in italics, what sort of Cuban school did you go to that taught you that???

    71. RickyB says – reply to this


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      PREDICTION: Perez will be proven right and vindicated. Sorry y'all, Perez probably scooped the world. Either that or he's a brilliant self PR machine. Either way give the man his respect and watch how many comments and page hits he gets today. Um, the Wall Street Fucking Journal talked about Perez today.

      My ex-wife works at DIA, maybe I should ask her…

    72. rachel says – reply to this


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      Dear Perez,

      Unless you have a degree in journalism from Yale, nobody wants to hear what you have to say about political matters. Nobody cares about your non-American, conveniently "Cuban" family. Stick to telling everyone what color Britney Spears' thong was yesterday and let Brian Williams and Charles Gibson report the real news. Stop trying to convince yourself and the people who read this blog that you actually matter in the grand scheme of the world. You don't.

      Thanks!

    73. Chisme says – reply to this


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      Alright Perez!!!! It's about time someone reported on this subject again…..Isn't it funny how they're all trying to hide it? Their govn't, our govn't and the media has agreed…LOL!!! I have (govn't) sources here and in Cuba that have confirmed the same…He is Dead!!! Eventually when it comes out it's date back to Aug.17th and everyone who's being an a** here will owe you an apology….Don't let it get you down and continue reporting on the story. Viva Cuba Libre!!! From Miami.

    74. Eli says – reply to this


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      How can you stand by your story when you were already proven wrong? You said his death would be announced at 4 p.m. Then you said they were waiting until rush hour was over to announce it. WRONG!

      Stick to celebrity gossip and let the WSJ and CNN report the news.

    75. JohnnyG says – reply to this


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      I want to see what you say about one of my favorite freaks, Bobby Trendy, but I can't get the Dallas Voice's site to come up. It's probably crashed since you linked it, you send such massive traffic to wherever you post links.

    76. JANICE says – reply to this


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      Perez, I was about to email you and say it is Friday are you going to announce that Castro is dead. Well you didn't disappoint me this morning. I so badly want to believe you but I am running out of trust in you. I truly hope you are right but for now until officially announced from an outlet other than yours I am going to stick to your celebrity gossip only and leave the politics to CNN.

    77. tufe says – reply to this


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      isn't the wall street journal just a rupert murdoch mouthpieces now? i believe you, perez

    78. word says – reply to this


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      any cuban in the world would love him to be dead
      i doubt it though .. Fidel is alive
      He is the only human being on this planet who wont die becuase he is the devil….

    79. LeBon-Bon says – reply to this


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      Uh oh! The Friday rumors are starting to spread, and early this Friday AM….Will there be an announcement this weekend?

    80. Grace says – reply to this


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      Oh, so now it's a GOVERNMENT source! How convenient. I guess we should believe your super exclusive top secret scoop now…but no one else in the world can confirm it…hmmmmm….

    81. Mattiavelli says – reply to this


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      Which government sources do you believe Perez? US ones? If they knew where Castro was, let alone the status of his health, he would have been offed ages ago by some organization that rhymes with BIA.
      And I know you don't have any contacts in the Cuban government.

    82. ck says – reply to this


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      You don't have government sources, you fucking load.

      Anyone can look at the fact that a 250-year old dude who smokes like a chimney and predict that he might be dead. That doesn't make you Nostradamus.

    83. Me says – reply to this


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      I belive you Perez! You are indeed the Queen of all Meida!!!!!!

    84. Poopoo says – reply to this


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      You fucking GUSANO DE MIERDA!!
      you know Fidel is not dead. You're just spreading the story to get more traffic into your site so you can get more dough and buy more fat-filled foods to keep your porky figure round and disgusting.
      Mario, the fat-assed, disgusting pig, i mean Gusano.

    85. Smart Fellow says – reply to this


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      What an act by Perez!

      You say he is dead
      you say the denial mean nothing
      you say you stick your story
      SO when he dies,….. let's say in 6 months,…. you are going to say you BROKE the story FIRST 6 months ago
      HOW FUCKING LOW CAN YOU GO FOR SELF PROMOTION???

      now you are getting on my nerves
      your 15 minutes will be up soon - FAT ASS FUCK

    86. God says – reply to this


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      Jesus Fucking Christ. Is this shit going to be a weekly occurrence?

    87. Lisa says – reply to this


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      What is it about Castro death rumors always happening on Fridays lately? I believe you Perez. Too bad I can't read the Wall Street Journal article about it.

    88. nysro says – reply to this


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      I guess if you report it enough and often it will eventually be true… the man has to die sometime…

      but I can tell you this… a REAL news outfit will report the REAL death…. A celebrity gossip site is not going to have the exclusive on something that big… sorry never gonna happen.

    89. Jamie says – reply to this


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      Don't worry Perez. We still love you. :)

    90. heyyall says – reply to this


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      i believe you perez!

    91. joan says – reply to this


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      Perez you need to stick to talking shit and leave real news to real reporters. Are we supposed to trust that the Cuban government gives a shit about you? That they need to prove you wrong? Leave the man alone.
      Do you even know anything about Cuba, the Cuban people, Cuban history or their government?

    92. 1 says – reply to this


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      My dear friend,
      You probably don't care if I believe you or not…
      But, as a matter of fact, please stop keeping us informed of Castro every friday !!
      You just ruined my fucking week end !!! AGAIN !!!

      But i still love you my green teddy bear !

    93. jp says – reply to this


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      Dead or not, he's still ideologically aligned with Obama, your boy.

    94. Sam says – reply to this


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      You are quickly losing all your credibility by running this. Not sure if anything you put up is true now.

    95. gossipmonger says – reply to this


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      I'M WITH YOU PEREZ, PARADE THE OL' BLOODY DESPOT AROUND IF HE'S STILL KICKIN', IF NOT, THEN THE EVIL FUCKER IS ALREADY WORM FOOD.

      THE ONLY GOOD FIDEL IS A DEAD FIDEL, DEATH TO CASTRO!!!!!!

    96. gossipmonger says – reply to this


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      DUHHH, Joan, since Perez has stated he's of Cuban descent, I'm thinking he's got a bit of an idea.

    97. plbybnny says – reply to this


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      YAY! Perez is coming to Dallas!!!

    98. k80cat says – reply to this


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      I think the funniest part of the WSJ article was "Mr Hilton could not be reached for comment." PEREZ! Michael Lohan can get you but Rupert Murdoch can't? Too funny.

    99. Tell it like it is says – reply to this


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      You have to wonder if maybe Perez isn't on to something. When Pope John Paul II was at his worst the Vatican would still bring him to the window and basically prop him up for the world to see he was still alive. Nothing like that is coming from Cuba. A statement or video just doesn't cut it. Bring him out in the daylight for the world to see.

    100. joan says – reply to this


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      Gossipmonger:
      Being of Cuban decent does not mean you automatically know about Cuban history. That is something you need to learn on your own.
      It's one thing to be of Cuban decent and it's another thing to educate yourself about your history.
      Further, why does everyone care so much about Fidel's death? If you don't live there it's not going to effect you one way or another.

      Finally, his death will be a sad day for Cuba for the simple fact that it won't take long before the US gets involved and tries making it a "democracy". When the only thing that will help the people of Cuba is for the US to lift the embargo. That is the cause of poverty.

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