Still Dead

Filed under: Personally Perez > Politik

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The Wall Street Journal ran this article about Perez Hilton's "fake news" on their front cover today.

The only thing "fake" is that essay that was allegedly written by Castro about Clinton and Obama. Or any old video footage of him that may be released in the future, claiming to be "new."

You know what?

We still stand by our reporting 110%. Our (government) sources were/are impeccable on this story.

Fidel Castro is dead!

We would LOVE for the Cuban government to prove us wrong, but they won't. The only way to without a doubt verify that Fidel is still alive is for him to go for a nice stroll around Havana. But it's not going to happen! NOT going to happen!

Dead. Dead. Dead.

We talk about Castro and more in this article in the Dallas Voice, including Wentworth Miller, Jodie Foster, Owen Wilson, Jessica & Asslee Simpson and Bobby Trendy!

    Posted: Aug 31, 2007 at 8:56 am / Email this  »

    212 comments to “Still Dead”

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    1. Amanda says – reply to this


      201

      Hey perez,
      I always wondered if you really do read ALL the comments I put on here so here is my test. If you really are reading this I would like for you to email me a response to my question. And my question is, if he really is dead then why isn't it being "officially" announced?
      Thanks

    2. @geneva says – reply to this


      202

      "Perez", STOP glorifying the potential death of a human being…it's really sick from you and your old extremist cuban community who haven't done shit for Cuba.

    3. gusano rojo says – reply to this


      203

      HOW DO WE SAY THIS DELICATELY?

      Perez you're a classless fat fuck with the worst sense of style ever. Go fuck yourself, and Gloria Estefan, and Andy Garcia while you're at it.

    4. EL CHE says – reply to this


      204

      Viva Fidel hijos de puta!!!

    5. Sancho Panza says – reply to this


      205

      Perez, you are an idiot for claiming that Castro is dead with no proof. That's done in extremely bad taste by you. Even if you don't like Fidel and you feel that he's done harm, you have to admire the fact that he's stood up in resistance against U.S. imperialism.

    6. Sancho Panza says – reply to this


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      But, PEREZ, you are so f-ed up by your greedy lifestyle and your brainwashed capitalistic beliefs that you actually think you know what's up. LMAO. Stick to talking s#it about people, that's the ONLY "talent" you have.

    7. Liz says – reply to this


      207

      OMG YOU LOOK SO MUCH BETTER IN THE PIC IN THE VOICE! See you CAN clean up nice, now go fix yourself up & shave that damn stache!

    8. Aleece Larrazabal says – reply to this


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      you know what i am totally standing with you on this!!!!! I dont care what any one else has to say! I know your right!!!!! And I am soooooooooooo Haaappppyyy I am going to throw the biggest party ever!! LIBRE CUBA!!!!!!!!!!!! And I do care that he is dead!! Because of all the shit my papa had to go through and my country of cuba. IM here representing all cubans. You may not care but we also dont care what you have to say…y dont you go put your nose in some one elses business!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    9. Aleece Larrazabal says – reply to this


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      Re: HannahkRe: mark roper – you know what i am totally standing with you on this!!!!! I dont care what any one else has to say! I know your right!!!!! And I am soooooooooooo Haaappppyyy I am going to throw the biggest party ever!! LIBRE CUBA!!!!!!!!!!!! And I do care that he is dead!! Because of all the shit my papa had to go through and my country of cuba. IM here representing all cubans. You may not care but we also dont care what you have to say…y dont you go put your nose in some one elses business!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    10. cubana girl pride says – reply to this


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      fuck all yall mother fuckers you know wut yall finna feel stupid ass hell when perez is right.. then who is going to be sounding stupid. To all yall white mother fuckers go back to fucking wonder bread land and stay out of our cuban business you dont know shit about our country of cuba so shut the fuck up i wish yall would have called me a fucking spick, then perez would have another thing to say about a cuban girl who killed some one over fidel castro gossip!!!!!!! LIBRE CUBA BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    11. Santos says – reply to this


      211

      I hope this Fucking No Good Cocksucker Castro, Really is dead.

    12. Depechemiami says – reply to this


      212

      I never speak like this, but I hope he is crapping all over himself in hell, while drinking cuba libres with Stalin, Mussolini and Hitler. Good riddance. For him to outlive the people he tortured is not just, but has not out lived their decendants (children and grandchildren) who lived with the stories of torture and experienced as well. I pray this situation never happens again, anywhere in the world. Let a tyrant sit for 48 years for strategical purpose is ridiculous.

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