You Read It Here First!

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Britney has flaked on Vegas for sure.

"She's 100% not going," a source very close to Spears tells PerezHilton.com exclusively.

The trainwreck is not starting off her "comeback" on good footing!

Spears was scheduled to be at the grand opening of the new LAX nightclub at the Luxor Hotel in Las Vegas (and get paid quite nicely for it).

Why'd she cancel???

"Because she just felt like it," our Britney insider tells us.

The owners of Pure in Vegas also own the new LAX at the Luxor. And we all know how Britney had a disastrous New Year's Eve there this year.

We love this mess!

Every time she seems to get her life in order, she fucks it up again!!!!

P.S. Where was Spears' new manager, Jeff Kwatinetz of The Firm????

He should have been shoving that bitch's ass on the plane!

He obviously can't conrtrol his client.

Jeff should fire Britney!!!

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

    Posted: Sep 1, 2007 at 12:56 am / Email this  »

    198 comments to “You Read It Here First!”

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    1. Andrea says – reply to this


      101

      thats interesting considering her face was plastered *everywhere* for this event.

    2. whitney says – reply to this


      102

      this bitch needs to be dropped off the edge of a cliff!!!!!!!!!!!! with everything that she has, all the opportunities in the world at her fingertips, she fucks everything she touches!!!!!! she cant even be a decent mother….time to go to the looney bin i think…spot ya later brits..GAME OVER!!!

    3. Nadine says – reply to this


      103

      I was just speaking to a guest representative at LUXOR and they still believe that Britney is going to appear at 1030. Does anyone else know any other info?

    4. Whoreanus says – reply to this


      104

      Jeff Kwatinetz has publicly denied being her manager. She has no manager right now.

    5. EAT THIS says – reply to this


      105

      STOP CALLING HER A TRAIN WRECK LOOK AT YOU'RE SELF YOU HAVE DIFFERENT COLOR HAIR EVERYDAY IT LOOKS RIDICULOUS AND YOU DO IT FOR ATTENTION. YOU'RE ON "CELEBRITY RAP SUPERSTAR" WOWOWOW THATS THE FIRST STEP TO BECOMING WASHED UP AND YOU'RE SO FAKE ON THE SHOW ANYWAY I CAN TOTALLY TELL EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS SCRIPTED, YOU'RE ALSO FAT WHICH I KNOW YOU'RE REMINDED OF THAT EVERYDAY BUT SERIOUSLY LOST SOME WEIGHT AND SHAVE YOU'RE FACE FIX YOU'RE TEETH AND STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE WAY MORE TALENTED AND SUCCESSFUL THEN YOU WILL EVER BE IN YOU'RE PATHETIC LIFE, SHE WILL DO AMAZING AND YOU KNOW SHE WILL AND YOU'RE SO JEALOUS ;]

    6. mark says – reply to this


      106

      She's on her way.

      PEREZ YOU LOSER - FUCK OFF ALREADY AND make her fucken land and get on with her act…She's giving the audience what they want and that's MORE GIMMIE GIMMIE MORE
      YEAH BRITS

      OH BY THE WAY YOU FAT FUCK FLAMMING HOMO are you gonna print a retraction?

    7. IRunAway says – reply to this


      107

      umm, you're wrong. idiot. sorry, but you are, and Britney will be there. Mark My words. you'll change that post in a flash. and stop calling her a f*ck up, jerk.

    8. Gonza says – reply to this


      108

      Anyone knows any more news=?

    9. diane says – reply to this


      109

      You know, that was just a club.. Let's see if she makes it to the VMA's before we say she's screwed up again. In my opinion— I thought it was a better idea for her to give it all she has at the VMA's. Doing a club a week before the big show doesn't seem like a good business decision. She needs to keep the curiosity level pumped up at an all time high. After all, THAT IS what's probably driving her single up the charts!! Everyone will be tuned in next Sunday just to see what Britney does.

    10. scott says – reply to this


      110

      dear staff at perez hilton,

      you all are hypocritical and sad. LOVE HER! NO HATE HER! NO LOVE HER!

      please understand that britney spears ain't stupid- why would she drop a single the day before 'hosting' a night club in vegas?

      it was my belief that the 'surprise' was that she wasn't 'hosting'- she's bigger than that.

      your 'you read it here first' story should be taken down, as airport officials confirm britney spears just left for las vegas airport from los angeles about 25 minutes ago.

      i said- expect a 1 am surprise.

      course tomorrow i know you guys will be all excited and fans again.

      pick a fuckin' side, jesus christ

      and get the facts straight

      course- when you're gay….

    11. Hey #59, Bob... says – reply to this


      111

      Bob, I live here—Brit's name/LAX appearance has been on the back of music rags and billboards for a couple months; she WAS/IS officially scheduled to appear. I hear, from friends @ Luxor that she IS still coming and is en route as we speak. It's still only 10:22 here–this city doesn't hop til at least midnight, if not later. Give the gal a chance. I think she'll show.

    12. Lexy says – reply to this


      112

      shes on a plane right now dicks. gosh..

    13. LUAUUMAMA says – reply to this


      113

      She cancelled when she found out no panties, no show! Literally!

    14. Amber says – reply to this


      114

      Perez you suck. Shes on her way right now "'exclusive"' my ass..

    15. patti says – reply to this


      115

      Shock people is what she's all about the worst shock of all is that she hasn't truely harmed her kids, her excuse is she's country well so am I and believe me thats not country that's TRASH and so is she I actually can't wait till her only gig us xxx movies…she's a loser

    16. xtina says – reply to this


      116

      Goody the world can see her bloated, aged body belt out gimme gimme gimme gimme more crap. Get a shrink Brit and get your life straight before making a comeback. Put your kids first in your life for a change.

    17. AMBER HOE says – reply to this


      117

      AMBER HOEEEEEE I TOLD U TO GO TO BED BITCH

    18. collin says – reply to this


      118

      that's britney? for a second i thought that was goldie hawn! LOL!

    19. Amanda says – reply to this


      119

      HEARD iT HERE FiRST :

      BRITNEY SPEARS ON A PRiVATE JET TO VEGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AS WEE SPEAK .. JUST LEFT L.A.

      all im saying.. im sure you'll find out more : )P
      i believe in brit. i think she'll do well =)

    20. Confused says – reply to this


      120

      What happened to you kissing her ass just yesterday? So you hate her again?? Guess she stopped payment on the check to you.

    21. cI says – reply to this


      121

      Perez- have agreed with you, friggen hands-down all the way! This 180-degrees about-face is getting O-L-D! Pump us up with a new jam, and remind us that you can't keep your commitments. As the cliche goes W/E! (or in this case, WTFE!) BTW- Saw the SD show… still gave you the benefit of the doubt. Fool me once….

    22. Mauro says – reply to this


      122

      hahahahha

      take that Perez!!!!

      she's on LV!!!

      hahahahha

      who is the BIG Looser now!!???

      britney is back bitch!

    23. Natasha says – reply to this


      123

      perez..it sounds like your source…isnt a very good one….
      and i agree with the other person your exclusives are bs and you probably make stuff up to get more famous….and you are so annoying…get some fashion sense also.

    24. Lyndsey says – reply to this


      124

      this bitch is crazy as fuck but i cant get enough of her…….LAX has been pimpin that shit for a minute…seriously i love britney and her 2 new songs that have been *leaked* but i should probably get my head checked out bc thats not normal!!

    25. Kresgie says – reply to this


      125

      I would love to be the one to run over Brit with a truck. No talent skank.

    26. chirpsoul says – reply to this


      126

      Anyone else notice on that picture, that not only does she have false hair, she has false teeth. Crackheads and heroine addicts always lose their hair and teeth! Every professional knows that! I give up on her.

    27. Ben L. says – reply to this


      127

      I think Britney watched the 'House of Yes' one to many times.

    28. Slater Granite says – reply to this


      128

      It's really sad. Does she have a Manager? She thinks she is creating a buzz about her new songs being released on the internet.
      She thinks she is creating a buzz by leaking out she'll be performing at the awards shows or in Vegas.

      She is doing the exact opposite for her fan base. She is really pissing them off. By the time "she" decides she is ready to really BLOW UP, no one will want to see her. It's kind of like crying wolf……

      She's loosing everybodies interest!!

    29. RubberRoom says – reply to this


      129

      She looks quite mad in this photo. Shudders.

    30. emilyvegas says – reply to this


      130

      I just got home from LAX and she was there. I emailed perez pics. Hopefully he will put them up….

    31. LEECH-HUSBAND-POCKETS-DRY says – reply to this


      131

      She's LAUGHING about the Kevin Federlines bank account: EMPTY EMPTY EMPTY!!!

    32. k says – reply to this


      132

      This is what happens when you do meth!! Take it from someone who has been there before. She is a classic meth head. Having k-fed as a husband though I can see why she did it.

    33. brooke says – reply to this


      133

      britneys awesome with her shaved head

    34. the princess says – reply to this


      134

      yayayayayayay..heheehehehehe.. she cancel it Because she just felt like it.i love britney.hehehehe..keep screwing up brit.love you..hehehehe.

    35. Sunnyday (Plese visit myspace.com/sunnydayagain , thanks says – reply to this


      135

      Mesage from God to Britney
      I do not watch over you anymore Honey
      Hire Sunnyday
      Love :)

    36. I know says – reply to this


      136

      Did any of you ever think, her kids are her first priority. She has them on Friday's normally. If a sitter were late, if they did'nt want her to go she has that obligation to stay until things are settled. Sorry to tell you but these cancellations are not because shes high, drunk or stupid. Perhaps if Kevin spent more time being concerned with eh children than his wallet, or other things he'd not be in vegas or every which state woking. See children come before you, which means before appearances, before anything. Especially when they are in the financial position to do so.

    37. No No No 2 Crack Trash says – reply to this


      137

      THIS STUPID CUNT AND PARIS (HERPES INFECTION) HILTON ARE PROOF THAT HOLLYWOOD AND THE MUSIC INDUSTRY ARE SCRAPING THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL.

    38. DR.FUNK says – reply to this


      138

      How perfect would a BRITNEY/LAURYN HILL DUET be?

    39. lynn green says – reply to this


      139

      i agree w/ number 139 there is nothing but trash in hollywood. the entertainment industry is slowly coming to an end - and they have no one to blame but themselves. im only 21 years old but i feel i was born in the wrong era. movies were made with talent back in the "prehistoric" days. thank god for dvd's cuz they show us just how pathetic hollywood and their remakes are. they also show that with the execption of a few most of the actors and actresses today suck. i also thank god for channel blocks - the first thing to be blocked in our home is E! trash tv. starting a campaign to block E! and VH1 just for being gutter slime stations. Maybe they should merge and launch a new channel called HTV (Herpies Television) and get Paris Hilton and Co. to be their on air talent.

    40. KFsATTORNEYscrapesBottomofBarrel says – reply to this


      140

      Shes laughing cos she knows that KF's lawyer is not going to be paid his fees anytime soon, except by her!!!

    41. HARDUPFEESCABBER! says – reply to this


      141

      MK isnt getting paid BY KF. OMG, where is my fat bonus going to come from this year!

    42. QUIZQUESTION says – reply to this


      142

      Which lawyer overestimated the potential value of his dope smoking client, who has racked up months and months of overdue fees and is so hard up to get his (very) long overdue fees paid that he had to hire an Israeli squad to collect? Law firm leading example in tactical commando strategies to collect!!! Someone has to pay the rent!!!

    43. ANDWHOPAYSTHERENT? says – reply to this


      143

      Well, none other than Ms Britney Spears. She is the one intended by MK to pay his rent (well not yet but he is taking drastic measures to try to make sure she does), KF, the kids, and a posse of hangers onners. And who pays all of their rent. WE DO - THE PUBLIC! MK might as well just go direct to the source and sue the damn whole American public to make sure his legal fees get PAID! Who the hell else is going to pay for that shiny PORSCHE BOXTER ordered for delivery before the end of NEW YEAR!!!

    44. LICKMYASSFOR - PAYCHECK says – reply to this


      144

      And if anyone want to know exactly why Ms Britney Spears is laughing her head off here … well she told me herself that she finds MK and his money raising antics very amusing!!! Doesnt it suck when you make zillions a month and you make lawyers lick your ass to raise a dollar!

    45. dee says – reply to this


      145

      your getting whipsawed by "gossip"…that's the price you pay for being the gossip gangsta…rumor and inuendo are not journalism, baby…you are a pimple on the butt of society. still, it is my guilty pleasure to watch you inflate yourself on feeling important…puff away…it'll make your fall from grace that much more impressive to watch…mario

    46. DemocracyRules says – reply to this


      146

      There will be no fall from grace. Mario's popularity is fuelled by the attention of his public. There is no one that can take that away. As long as the public supports him, he will be emperor! He will be able to make and break! Why? Its called democracy!!! There will be many who wish for his fall from grace? That will not happen! Why, because he has the support of the masses!

    47. Matt says – reply to this


      147

      Hey Perez. I wouldn't walk down any dark alleys….you've so got it coming.

      Your constant hounding of this girl is pathetic. You seem only marginally more intelligent that your brain dead readers.

    48. bitty¢ says – reply to this


      148

      that's a great photo! excellent!

    49. MKaplanVersusDOpri says – reply to this


      149

      Only one walking down dark alleys will be KF, looking to score some dope!!! And his lawyer, that idiot with the smoothed down grey hair that looks so respectable but in private reads heaps of dirty porno magazines according to reliable sources. MVK wants Britney to dish out some of her hard earned dough to pay for his new porsche and condo on the west coast of Mexico. Britney needs to beef up her legal team, somehow to deal with this blood sucking lawyer on KFeds team! That lawyer smells cash, means bloodhound, Britney you need to beef up your legal team. Means only one thing: DEBRA OPRI. You have to pit one cash hungry dog against another!!!

    50. LawyerSMELLSHOTSHITCASH says – reply to this


      150

      The media reports how MK is on a rampage. Any attorney (or potential judge) worth his salt would not stoop this low, except a common rate one who is hard up for cash! This little street attorney obviously has no judge ambitions!!! A respectable top rate lawyer would not defend a dope head. However, a confirmed dope head will not stop MK from milking what he thinks he can from one of America's top performers! There is only one person that can stop MK and that is Debra Opri!!!

    51. JesusChrist! NO NO NO!!! says – reply to this


      151

      Please dont pit Mark Kaplan against Debra Opri, the whole planet would be BANKRUPT!

    52. PeachPie says – reply to this


      152

      AMY-ITNY SPEARHOUSE

      At least AMY can sing well.

    53. HotLegalPuss'NBoots-TheLaughoftheWesternLegalCoast says – reply to this


      153

      Britney's latest personal assistant (as she confirmed to me on the phone 5 minutes ago) just called me and we discussed the kind of dirty porno that MK reads (one of the secretaries in the office found these mags in the office dustbin (one was called "Hot Legal Puss in Boots"). I thought that the readers here should know exactly why Britney is laughing her ass off here!!! I must say I wet myself!

    54. You dont know anything says – reply to this


      154

      Did # 138 just say "her kids are her first priority"?

      ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      HA HA HA… that's the best one yet! Thanks for the chuckle!

    55. goldyn gram says – reply to this


      155

      Ugh! What a nasty, washed-up man-skank! I am in great anticipation of the day she totally and completely loses it and never shows her face in public again.

    56. THEPENNYSINKS says – reply to this


      156

      Finally, the PENNY HAS SUNK INTO THIS THICK LEGAL BRAIN! Kevin Federlines lawyer has at last realised that his client KF is not going to be paying his legal bills. Big Momma is! He will have to be do some big time pusi lickin to get his bill settled by the end of the financial year!!!

    57. LONGTONGUE says – reply to this


      157

      yeah, he better have a long expert tongue if he is going to settle all the overdue legal bills incurred on behalf of his client!!! Wonder what the managing partner is going to say when it comes to tax time!

    58. wohoooo says – reply to this


      158

      PEREZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…..SHE IS FUCKING WITH YOU….. YOU DUMBASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS…..I LOVE BRITTANY!!!!!!!!!!! SHE WILL MAKE A GREAT BIG COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    59. Ash says – reply to this


      159

      She didn't feel like making a lot of money for doing almost nothing?

      She's lucky people even still offer her work.

    60. jman says – reply to this


      160

      wat a twit! she poses with sexy pics for music, then looks like crappola in public! Take a lesson from Christina you idiot!

    61. puss n boots says – reply to this


      161

      Whats with her and Jessica Simpson and their mouths open ALL the time. Do they really think that the inside of their mouths are that awesome. Its is kind of gross actually.

    62. sander says – reply to this


      162

      JUST BULLSHIT AND NEGATIVE SHIT IN HERE AS ALWAYS, SHE WAS AT LAX at the Luxor, LOOKING GREAT.

    63. kirsten says – reply to this


      163

      SHe looks like something out of a mental ward!!

    64. AL.X says – reply to this


      164

      PEREZ HILTON = LOSER
      LOOK AT YOURSELF BEFORE GIVING LESSONS TO PEOPLE. YOU ARE THE BIGGEST TRAINWRECK. WANT CELEBRITY AND FAME? DO SOMETHING OF USE. YOU JUST BITCH. STILL AWAITING SOMETHING OF VALUE FROM YOU. I KNOW IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN EITHER. YOUR PIC SPEAKS ENOUGH.

      PEREZ = QUEEN OF PARASITES.

    65. BRITNEY IS FORREST GUMP says – reply to this


      165

      BRITNEY IS A STUPID CUNT. HOW ELSE DO YOU EXPLAIN HER LETTING RIHANNA'S UMBRELLA SLIPPING THROUGH HER GREASY FINGERS? YEP THAT MEGA HIT WAS WRITTEN FOR HER BUT SHE NEVER RETURNED THE SONGWRITER'S PHONE CALL. MORON. I HATE THIS WOMAN. JUST GO AWAY ALREADY.

    66. BIMBOS GO AWAY! says – reply to this


      166

      These loser Bimbos need to go away. Lindsay, Paris, Britney, Posh, Jessica ect. are an embarassment to female kind. Let's put positive role models like Jennifer Garner and Reese Witherspoon in the spotlight and ignore they dumb drugged up slutty HOs. Posh might be ok if she wasn't an anorexic and had you know a JOB.

    67. nodatim#1 says – reply to this


      167

      Your sources should really be checked out because on the other factual web site this was reported and video was provided showing Britney at that club!!!!!
      Try again.

    68. The Therapist on Tyra Banks says – reply to this


      168

      Celine will always be a superstar because of her unbelievable Barbra Streisand/Whitney-in-her-heyday voice but Britney, well, she's just trying to recapture that brief moment she had in the spotlight because she was so pretty as a youngster and had great mixers in the studio, but it was obvious even then that she wouldn't last, that her "career" was short-lived. Sadly, I believe she has about 6 months to live, maybe less. Either that, or her mind will totally snap and she will live out her days in an asylum for the insane.
      I mean, if they were still giving shock treatments her head would be shaved once again and it would be bzzzzzz bbzzzzz bbzzzzz.

    69. Bill says – reply to this


      169

      I would like to see someone take a big shit in Britney's mouth. That would be cool.

    70. PrisillaCarriesTheNutzOfElvisAroundInaBag says – reply to this


      170

      #140 I think a duet between Britney and William "She Bangs" Hung would be even better.

    71. jon says – reply to this


      171

      Again Perez thank you for letting me no how fake these sources you have are….

    72. FORBRITNEY says – reply to this


      172

      LEAVE THE FUCKING GIRL ALONE….YOU LOW BASTARD…I'D LOVE FOR SOMEONE TO HOLD YOU IN SUCH LOW REGARD AND THAT THEY CRITICIZED YOUR EVERY MOVE….EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN DEMONS AND I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO JUDGE HER……

    73. steph says – reply to this


      173

      YOU MORON SHE WAS THERE, THERE ARE PICTURES!

      yup… britney flaked and fidel castro is dead, right perez?

    74. mark says – reply to this


      174

      Oh my god a source close to perez
      a source close to the actor
      a scource close to the actress
      a scoure close to my mother's brother's uncle's cousin

      FUCK all these supposed sources and Perez
      It's britney bitch and she's back ya'll
      LOVE HER!!!

    75. Carolyn says – reply to this


      175

      For what it is worth i truly believe Britney Spears is Bi-polar. It was mentioned before on here–then nothing. Can you imagine how crazy she is driving HERSELF. And where are her -real-friends-loyal ones who would have this girl tested. Medication would do wonders for her. A bit of humble-pie from Critics here- a child Star, and we've seen plenty of sickness brought on from years of "who am i really?"Where are the Interventions, solid advice, and honestly who would rather see her exhave the children. Britney spearsneeds help, shit, not –one more statement to possibly/probably push her over the edge. Clearly she is in Mental agony, come on—help this kid SOMEONE, Jesus, name-calling is ridiculous. This Britney Spears is going throughBrain Chaos, and pain–Psychiatrists where are you. Perez i like your Website, but i expect more kindness out of you on this one–it is tragic. thanx, me

    76. the french says – reply to this


      176

      wentworth miller is not gay ok and u is very very CON (on é francaise)and britney is super but u is very very CON FUCK big mac

    77. miss michele says – reply to this


      177

      Is it my imagination, or does she look like Mary Tyler Moore here…?

    78. jenjen says – reply to this


      178

      NICE CROWNS WHITE TRASH HO!

    79. no says – reply to this


      179

      that bitch looks so fuckin disgusting

    80. Perez says – reply to this


      180

      I guess your insider is not so close to Britney huh? and Perez, PLEASE, you talking about styles, you need one of your own.. you look a fucken MESS with that Hair……

    81. kim says – reply to this


      181

      SHE LOOKS LIKE GOLDIE HAWNS DAUGHTER

    82. anon says – reply to this


      182

      She's richer, prettier and more famous then you'll ever be!!! Go play in traffic.

    83. BeautyFadesDumbIsForever says – reply to this


      183

      #187 You may be right, but how long does she have left?

    84. Cody says – reply to this


      184

      PLEASE…Someone shoot this bitch between the fuckin eyes!!!

    85. ummm says – reply to this


      185

      Is that a hickey on her neck?

      Puts in the ass in class. Love this girl! LOVE HER!

    86. Laura says – reply to this


      186

      Hell yes shes fucked up…SHES ON METH IT OBVIOUS! Take her kids away and dont ever let her be seen by the light of day again! Shes gross and pathetic!

    87. hater says – reply to this


      187

      I'm over it she's a hot mess!

    88. Deanna D says – reply to this


      188

      WHO'S MORE IGNORANT? THE FUCKERS THAT RUN THE B.E.T. NETWORK OR BRITNEY SPEARS? I SAY IT'S A TIE!!! B.E.T. THE CHANNEL FOR IGNORANT FUCKS!

    89. Miguel says – reply to this


      189

      LMFGAOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wowww luvs it!!

    90. DJ says – reply to this


      190

      She is so fucking with you Perez.
      Get over yourself.
      She will fuck your brains out and leave you looking stupid.
      Get used to it honey.
      Madonna isn't her mentor for nothing.

    91. froggyliza says – reply to this


      191

      I am not young I guess but THIS GIRL IS A 1ST CLASS JACKASS OR THE FEMALE VERSION. LET THIS ONE GET CARRIED OFF BY THE GOOD WIND..

    92. ANA says – reply to this


      192

      SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE SMELLS.

    93. killa says – reply to this


      193

      im suprsed at people who stil book her are they fucken mad

    94. mj says – reply to this


      194

      WELL YEA YOU WILL READ IT HERE FIRST…IT'S ALL BULLSHIT PEREZ……………………

    95. mj says – reply to this


      195

      Re: The Therapist on Tyra Banks – (DEGREE OUT OF A CRACKER JACK BOX)brit is beautiful and will be once a again the best pop star out there………………

    96. Katie says – reply to this


      196

      I LOVE HER

    97. LiLo says – reply to this


      197

      Perez, once again you're made to look like an idiot, I don't believe any of your stories

    98. Heather says – reply to this


      198

      White Trash with money thats all she is she has no talent she can't sing she can't act about all she can do is dance maybe she should look for a career at a strip club

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