How Much Are They Worth?

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Wanna book Elizabitch Hasselbeck to speak at your function? She will cost you $200,000 or more. Yes, TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS or more!

Star Jones, by comparison, is available for a bargain price of between $20-30k.

Click here to browse All American Speakers and see how much they are charging for their celebrity clients to yak it up!

    Posted: Sep 2, 2007 at 4:17 am / Email this  »

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    1. whoodaywhoo says – reply to this


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      this is for you chappers!!!

    2. whoodaywhoo says – reply to this


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      this is for you chappers!

    3. SUGARFUZZ says – reply to this


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      ELISABETH IS A VERY FUGLY AZZ HOE I HOPE SHE DIES WITH HER KIDS

    4. kim says – reply to this


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      haha thats funny… but idc how much money i've got i wouldn't pay someone who does nothing for me that much money to talk… no thanks

    5. Crocodahlia says – reply to this


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      OMG, I want to spend 200K to have that silly small bitch be a clown at my neice's birthday party! Y'think she'd be up for it? Just askin'…xoxo

    6. ed says – reply to this


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      How about that goofy mountain climbing retard Aron Ralston who cut his arm off when it got stuck by a rock because he was too retarded to move the rock? He wants $30k!!! That speech should be interesting; "Der, duh..When you uh find yoself on da toilet wid no tiolet papa, cut off yo ass Duh!"

    7. Kylie's Blitzed Cancer Cells says – reply to this


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      I'd pay a million for Star anyday over Elizabitch. In fact, I wouldn't even piss on Elizabitch if she were on fire. Can't stand that Nazi ho!

    8. SUGARFUZZ says – reply to this


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      A NUMBER 2, 3, OR 4 COMIN OUT OF MY AZZ WOULD ERASE THOSE CROW'S FEET ON ELISABITCH'S FACE

    9. ssierahdff says – reply to this


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    10. catty says – reply to this


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      did browse the list of has been celebrity speakers. i guess when your career is over you become a motivational speaker. Just find some personal problem to overcome and you are set.

    11. catty says – reply to this


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      did browse the list of has been celebrity speakers. i guess when your career is over you become a motivational speaker. Just find some personal problem to overcome and you are set.

    12. bedimmed says – reply to this


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      why would anybody wanna listen to her speaking?!!

    13. michael says – reply to this


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      i love elisabeth hasselbeck. she doesnt care that y'all hate her shes at home fucking her hot husband and counting her millions.

    14. omg says – reply to this


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      Elizabitch needs to be erased off the face of the earth. And her KID IS UGLY!!! Stop saying Grace is cute on TV pleasssee!! Its killing me and my friends to hear that.

    15. raptor says – reply to this


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      she's more expensive than donald trump, ellen degeneres, lance armstrong… pfftt wtf?

    16. Billy M says – reply to this


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      looks like elizabitch will need that $200k now that her hubby got the axe from the NY Giants. good luck finding suckerz to hear that hen cluck.

    17. sissyrae says – reply to this


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      She probably wanted to be sure that no one would invite her to speak….bad enough we have to hear that voice on daytime. Elizabeth loves Elizabeth but what in the world would she talk about? Little George and the Georgettes maybe!!

    18. CoCoChanel says – reply to this


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      WTF. How can this dumb ass whore charge more than Ellen DeGeneres?! This just proves how stupid conservatives are. Republicans are the only dumb asses who would pay for the filth that comes out of her mouth. Someone please fire her ass from The View. I have a feeling she'll be on that show until it's canceled since she has no talent or skills to do anything else!

    19. douchie mc bagman says – reply to this


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      You can save 50K by having Chef Emeril speak rather than just Emeril.

      The difference will buy you a Gary Shanding.

    20. MotivateTHIS! says – reply to this


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      Hmmm tough choice would I book someone with talent, a brain, someone who is funny, has a long career in entertainment and is actually a star (insert anyone here from Julie Andrews to Ellen Degeneres) or would I book a vapid uninteresting ex Survivor no hoper that would rim Bush if she had the chance - tough choice! LMAO!

      Hell even Simon Cowell is only $50K!!!

    21. gem says – reply to this


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      thats just about the fee i would require to have to be in their presence, having to listen to them talk about themselves and their bullshit

    22. steve says – reply to this


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      200k for her? what a joke . . lolz

    23. Jenn says – reply to this


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      hmmm.. maybe the shitty speakers cost so much so people don't hire them.. cause honestly.. Clay Aiken…?! And many others on that list who are listed for $200k seem to be people who wouldn't be he best speakers and I can't imagine what they'd talk about… maybe they're just on there to make buying ellen more realistic…

    24. I spit in Hasselsnatches food says – reply to this


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      I spit in Hasselsnatches food ;)

    25. Anon says – reply to this


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      Please, Elisabeth is not worth that kind of money. She is naive and ditzy and close minded. I WOULD pay her shut up though.

    26. zak says – reply to this


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      if you look on the site,

      CLAY AIKEN GETs MORE THAN:

      donald trump
      bill cosby
      even diane sawyer

    27. zak says – reply to this


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      also,

      MARIO LOPEZ FROM SAVED BY THE BELL GETS MORE THAN JAY LENO

    28. I gave your daughter that STD up her loose butt hole says – reply to this


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      skanks!

    29. bbbbmer says – reply to this


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      eh, elizabitch (i LOVE that name!!!) only gets invited to fundie and neo con conventions and revival meetin's where they chew off the heads of live chickens to prove their devotion to christ…. somehow, i don't think her god will save her… btw, she's the next to be fired….

    30. Doubting Thomas says – reply to this


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      Has anyone ACTUALLY PAID her $200K to speak?

    31. Rambova says – reply to this


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      Dane Cook available for only $50,000?! It would be a private, speaking event for one…. but worth every penny ;)

    32. douchie mc bagman says – reply to this


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      Look at the list - Emeril is 50K more than chef Emeril.

      Order the chef, and get Gary Shandling with the savings!

    33. emma says – reply to this


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      hahaha…mario lopez is also 200k

    34. unknown says – reply to this


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      I have worked many of events with Star Jones & trust me it is true that NOBODY LIKES HER….She goes out of her way to be NASTY…I can not
      believe anyone in televion would invest in that negitive energy…

    35. ash says – reply to this


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      i wouldnt pay30 dollarss for elisabeth

    36. m says – reply to this


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      that's nuts–i booked maggie gyllenhaal to speak at my college and it only costs $2500 plus air and hotel (yes, that's two thousand five hundred, NOT twenty-five thousand!)

    37. Texas says – reply to this


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      Screw them both! I'd glad to pay you, P-Nasty, 200K!

    38. FAWNA says – reply to this


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      I WOULD PAY GOOOOD MONEY TO SHUT THAT BITCH UP! SHE IS A DISGRACE TO ALLLLLLLLLLLL AMERICANS! I WOULD LOVE TO SHIP HER AND HER FAMILY OFF TO IRAQ FOR THE NEXT 5 YEARS AND LET HER SIMMER IN THE TERROR AND BLOODSHED THAT HER FAVORITE PRESIDENT UNLEASHED UPON COUNTLESS INNOCENT PEOPLE FOR NO GOOD REASON WHATS SO EVER, SHE IS BEYOND IGNORANT WHY SHES ON THE VIEW I DONT EVEN KNOW!?????????? IVE STOPPED WATCHING, SHE NEEDS A GOOD TONGUE LASHING TO SAY THE LEAST…………………………

    39. terry says – reply to this


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      hassback needs to go home and stay home!

    40. shoo shoo says – reply to this


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      She has to make the big $$$$$. Afterall, her husband is only the backup to the backup QB on the Giants

    41. emma says – reply to this


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      actually she makes 20,001

    42. cheaper says – reply to this


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      cheaper will speak at your even for a cool $5k (not including travel, lodging, food, and hooker).

    43. json says – reply to this


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      you read that wrong. she charges $20,001 - $30,000

    44. Katrina says – reply to this


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      Are you stupid? Elisabeth Hasselbeck
      Elisabeth Hasselbeck, perhaps better known by her maiden name of Elisabeth Filarski (born May 28, 1977), is an American who worked as a footwear designer and was in the final four in the television program Survivor: The Australian Outback (spring 2001 season, the second installment of Survivor).

      Fee Range: $20,001 - $30,000

      That was on the website. Wow you are really a fag.

    45. Nurse Ratched says – reply to this


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      hey perez, I hate the elizabitch, put you got it wrong. That site states both her and Star at 20-30k.

    46. Someone that can read. says – reply to this


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      u moron.. the site says 20-30k for Elizabitch Hasselbeck… damn you fuckers can't even read.

    47. carly says – reply to this


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      i don't know if it's been changed, but right now it says $20,001 - $30,000

    48. Jessica says – reply to this


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      Um…it says 20K people! Perez you should make the correction.

    49. D'Oh Boy says – reply to this


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      Why d'we want to hear 'em speak and pay for it ???? C'Mon !!!!!!

    50. dingdingdong says – reply to this


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      who would WANT to boook that bitch, anyway?

      and i thought it said $20-30 for star jackson.

      i wouldn't have paid that much!

    51. eleven says – reply to this


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      uhm, p-nasty…you read that wrong. the list shows her committing for TWENTY thousand, not two-hundred thousand!

    52. Candy says – reply to this


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      I just checked that link and it only has both of them for the same amount (20-30K).

    53. Angela says – reply to this


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      As an avid Perez reader I am disappointed you didn't research better (or at least read the mentioned site correctly, you know little things like that, that make a story good.) Elizabeth only charges $20,000… go back and check it out, and next time, try to be more accurate!

    54. e says – reply to this


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      that is crazy! why would you pay that to have a blithering IDIOT speak?

    55. Greg says – reply to this


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      Perez… can't you read?? The website say that Elizabeth gets between $20,001 and $30,000. You have agreat website… but yous' is 'topid.

    56. Sanye West says – reply to this


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      Perez needs glasses, the site says Elizabitch costs $20-$30K, NOT $200K. Think this site is a fake, it has wrong information on some of the celebrities which seems unlikely for a talent/booking agency. For example, they say that Bill Cowher is "entering his 9th year as the 15th head coach in Steelers history." Well, he's retired now and he was only the 3rd head coach, a position he held for 15 years!

    57. NE says – reply to this


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      The "All American Speakers" list says Elisabeth's fee is $20,001 - $30,000 - same as Star Jones.

    58. tr says – reply to this


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      dude what are you talking about? liz hass is 20-30k? did you think no one would check? liberal bias all over the place here

      Elisabeth Hasselbeck
      Elisabeth Hasselbeck, perhaps better known by her maiden name of Elisabeth Filarski (born May 28, 1977), is an American who worked as a footwear designer and was in the final four in the television program Survivor: The Australian Outback (spring 2001 season, the second installment of Survivor).

      Fee Range: $20,001 - $30,000 ( About Fees )

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    59. Joey the Girl says – reply to this


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      Bob Saget gets twice as much as Bill Cosby?!

    60. tr says – reply to this


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      dude what are you talking about? liz hass is 20-30k? did you think no one would check? liberal bias all over the place here! just the same as all of hte commenters here who are supporting your post…..do some research! just like, "we dont ilke george bush because media tells us not to like him!" do some research everyone, think for yourself

    61. PART 2 says – reply to this


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      Love her or hate her, this is NOT something she should be attacked for. This is clearly OUR MISTAKE in our database which I wish had been discovered by us internally under different circumstances. In fact Elisabeth is very easy to work with, does a lot of charitable work and discounts her fee depending on the type of group and cause.

    62. Leslie Woods says – reply to this


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      FYI: thats how much she is paid by the view for the entire year……….

    63. PEREZ IS A BIASED FAT FUCK says – reply to this


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      PEOPLE READ!!! IT SAYS ELIZABETH'S FEE IS IN THE 20K - 30K RANGE.

      PEREZ, YOUR A WORTHLESS PIECE OF LIBERAL BULL SHIT!

      PEOPLE READ!!! IT SAYS ELIZABETH'S FEE IS IN THE 20K - 30K RANGE.

      PEREZ, YOUR A WORTHLESS PIECE OF LIBERAL BULL SHIT!

      PEOPLE READ!!! IT SAYS ELIZABETH'S FEE IS IN THE 20K - 30K RANGE.

      PEREZ, YOUR A WORTHLESS PIECE OF LIBERAL BULL SHIT!

    64. serbear says – reply to this


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      ummm, you have that wrong!!! Elizabeth gets a Fee Range: $20,001 - $30,000. It's on the website you provided us to look at in your blog. I knew Elizabeth wouldn't cost that much. And if anyone was a bitch on that show it was Rosie and Star Jones, two biggest pigs!!!

    65. 45150 says – reply to this


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      ummmm i think there is a mistake…because i just checked out the page and it said that u can get ElizaBIATCH starting from 20k-.

    66. Nibblet says – reply to this


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      I submitted a comment awhile ago, but because it has a link, it might not show up for some time. If you check out Google's cached page of that site, you can see that Hasselbeck was originally shown to charge $200K. The site has since changed to what you're able to see today.

      If anyone wants to see it, go to the site, copy the URL at the top, and then paste that URL into Google. When the search result appears, be sure to click on "Cached".

    67. Aubrey says – reply to this


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      How about Bob Sagget for 200K?

    68. Melz says – reply to this


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      Actually, when you click on the website, it says that E. Hasselbeck requires $20 - $30k for speaking engagements - get your facts straight.

    69. GOD says – reply to this


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      I GUESS PEREZ OR NO ONE ELSE DECIDED TO READ WHAT PEOPLE ARE CHARGING…. FOR YOUR INFORMATION — THE BEAUTIFUL HASSELBECK ONLY CHARGES $20,000 FOR A SPEAKING ENGAGEMENT.

      OH, LAST TIME I CHECKED, FIDEL CASTRO IS STILL ALIVE!
      STOP SUCKING PEREZ AND PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF SOMEONE'S BUTT YOU DYSLEXIC BITCH!

    70. wetcnt says – reply to this


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      So if I come up with the $200k can I invite Elizabitch to my house so I can throw shit at her? And by shit, I mean feces.

    71. wetcnt says – reply to this


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      Excuse me? It's "liberal bias" to call a bitch a bitch? I don't care what her political views are, she's a no talent cunt.

    72. TexasChick says – reply to this


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      Why would ANYONE pay that much to hear HER bitchy ass?!?!? She is so annoying on The View, which is why I don't watch it anymore! Give me a break!!!

    73. LKG says – reply to this


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      Perez, you have been making too many mistakes lately. Focus your attention on your blog which has made you famous and produce a quality product. The mistakes are hurting your credibility.

    74. Response for All American Speakers says – reply to this


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      Let me try and clear things up. There continues to be an error in our database. Anyone supposed to be assigned the CONTACT US FOR FEE category is showing as 200k or more. This is a mistake. Almost none of those people should be in that category. We are working on a fix. Neither Elizabeth of Bob Saget or Mario Lopez should be in that range. Sorry for the confusion.

    75. Christie says – reply to this


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      Elisabeth Hasselbeck
      Elisabeth Hasselbeck, perhaps better known by her maiden name of Elisabeth Filarski (born May 28, 1977), is an American who worked as a footwear designer and was in the final four in the television program Survivor: The Australian Outback (spring 2001 season, the second installment of Survivor).

      Fee Range: $20,001 - $30,000 ( About Fees )

      perez…. please correct it…

    76. J says – reply to this


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      Who's Elizabeth Haselbeck?

    77. YouAreARetard says – reply to this


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      You are a RETARD. It's $20k. Did you fail math??? RETARD

    78. marianne says – reply to this


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      Elisabeth Hasselbeck
      Elisabeth Hasselbeck, perhaps better known by her maiden name of Elisabeth Filarski (born May 28, 1977), is an American who worked as a footwear designer and was in the final four in the television program Survivor: The Australian Outback (spring 2001 season, the second installment of Survivor).

      Fee Range: $20,001 - $30,000 ( About Fees )

    79. knyk says – reply to this


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      Perez!!! Come on, completely not True!! …..You must really get your facts straight, or it will make the rest of what you report start to look unreliable as well!! I’m completely disappointed:(

    80. desi says – reply to this


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      Your wrong it says Elizabeth is $20-$30, unless they changed it since you put your comment on here….

    81. Belle Start says – reply to this


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      Let's see, what would Lizzard Liver (Elizabeth) talk about. Maybe it would be how she loves to tear a chicken's head off, maybe it would be how great the war in Iraq is going. How smart chimpie the president is and how he did sit and do nothing but read My Pet Goat after being told we were under attack because he "didn't want to scare the children.

    82. Dani B says – reply to this


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      Just perused their site and maybe they have changed - Hasselbeck is quoted as 20k to 30k…Perez you make the needle move!

    83. faemous says – reply to this


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      no look at the website it says elizabeth 20,000 or more silly preze

    84. Sophie says – reply to this


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      Read the site again, Perez. Elizabeth's range is $20,000 - $30,000. I can't believe Clay Aiken charges more than Donald Trump. LOL!!!

    85. whatever says – reply to this


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      The link you provide says Elizabeth only charger 20-30k. I wouldn't pay either of them that much

    86. shut up says – reply to this


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      What has liz done to deserve such nasty comments. This country was founded up the freedom for all of us to speak our minds w/o reprisal. Now some of u can't stand liz because her views are not yours? Have we not learned anything after 9/11? I guess Osama is laughing his ass off because now a lot of americans hate our president and want him dead more than they hate and want Osama and his hell hounds. Did the beheading of american citizens make you hate them? I guess not, I guess u believe that's our pres fault too. I hope to God we don't have anymore 9/11's but it seems that may be the only way many of u will learn something. All u can think about is hating a woman who has never done anything to hurt u or this country. She is only guilty of speaking her mind. And now some of u want her and kids dead? What the hell is wrong with u people? Nevermind Rosie and Star who hate anyone who thinks differently than themselves. They are someone u sad people look up to. So truly sad.

    87. auccellato@mail.com says – reply to this


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      You read that wrong asshole.

    88. Julie says – reply to this


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      The price as listed by the web site (I used your link) did not list 200K. It lists 20-30K.

    89. peggy says – reply to this


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      So what if it's 20k rather than 200k? She's not worth anything. That's the point. And "shut up", shut up.

    90. Pimp Daddy says – reply to this


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      Actually, I booked her last night for $20.00, I only needed her for about 5 minutes if ya know what I mean.

    91. Gabby says – reply to this


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      She's too abrasive, i would never want her talking to me. She's too annoying!

    92. Ash1ey224 says – reply to this


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      It says that they're both the same amount on the website… $20,000 to $30,000…..

    93. Jess says – reply to this


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      Hey Perez, on the website, it says Elizabitch goes for $20K-$30K, not $200K

    94. rmd says – reply to this


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      So, i just went to that site and it says Elisabeth is only 20k-30k, the same as Star.

    95. kitten says – reply to this


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      Her fee is posted at 20K-30K….NOT 200K. Did the posting change?

    96. msmuggins says – reply to this


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      OMG, who would ever want to pay even as much as one red cent to listen to the brainless, illogical, Republican ranting of Elizabeth Hasselback (who is famous for nothing more significant than being a bitch to Rosie on the View). In fact, you'd have to pay ME to listen to that bitch!

    97. cuth says – reply to this


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      check the site page, I saw her at $20 thousand, not $200?

    98. ERIC says – reply to this


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    99. trouble says – reply to this


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      perez - get your eyes checked!!! i went to the site - bitch is one of the cheaper ones - she only makes between $20,000 and 30,000 per speach. i mean -get real who would want to pay that much for a blond airhead to open her mouth. even prostitutes don't cost that much and with them you don't have to listen to that awful voice.

    100. trouble says – reply to this


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      i think the real question is - how much will it cost to shut her up. i think her husband just got her the job to shut her up at home. lucky him - he can turn the channel. - i bet he secretly votes for democrates. she will never know.

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