These Are Not Wax Figures

Stiff much?

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt appeared wooden (and typically good looking) at the Venice Film Festival on Sunday.

Pitt was there for the premiere of his new movie, The Assassination Of Jesse James.

Body language experts are gonna have so much fun dissecting these pics!

Posted: Sep 2, 2007 at 11:25 pm / Email this »

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miya says – reply to this

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Ha, interesting.
Cams says – reply to this

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yap, second! I THINK
Sarah says – reply to this

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Second! I lurve Brange!
sarah says – reply to this

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hi perez
oi says – reply to this

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oi
ME says – reply to this

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FIRST
Broke says – reply to this

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How much surgery?
emy says – reply to this

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Damn.. Ange needs to put on some weight. Her face looks like it's been deflated
a says – reply to this

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Sooooooo good looking! but what's with the veins in angie's arms?
fsafsd says – reply to this

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yes look how edited the picture is her face has been replaced
BethAnn says – reply to this

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Boy, don't they look happy together…
omg says – reply to this

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wowwwwwwwwwww
LB says – reply to this

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I like them. I think they are respectable people doing decent things in this world.
jabberwocky says – reply to this

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Perhaps their intimacy should be a bit more private? That's how I interpret these images.
Lisa says – reply to this

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They always seem to have perfect poses!!
remi says – reply to this

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first
polly says – reply to this

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noice. 1st?
miss tia says – reply to this

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they look like wax statues.. gross.
Steve says – reply to this

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haha
cj says – reply to this

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shabadee shabadoo
Shannon says – reply to this

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First
kittykat says – reply to this

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2nd yeah!
Taylor says – reply to this

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The passion in their relationship is gone. It’s all business between these two. I heard the Jesse James movie is suppose to really suck.
lala says – reply to this

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ookay? interesting
nicole says – reply to this

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they look crazy. am i 1st?
H-K says – reply to this

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Perez! You need to update more often!
TMomma says – reply to this

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She is way too skinny looks like she is going to swallow our man up in that 2nd pic.
erin says – reply to this

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they really do look like wax.
Ace Tomato says – reply to this

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Not if you look at the whole series of them. They look relaxed and happy and then they stop and pose for a minute and then they move again. Those are stop & pose pix, that's all.

Besides, in the second one Jolie looks like she is about to bust out laughing at any moment.
Lulu says – reply to this

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second!
cat says – reply to this

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they've always been robots in my mind.
fashionista says – reply to this

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oh my God she looks so skinny!
Gabriel says – reply to this

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omg! they look so perfect!! They really do look like wax figures. It's pretty amazing! I seriously would do anything to sleep with Brad Pitt. He turns me on so god damn much! Look at his sexy self in that tux! AY CARAMBA!!
hah says – reply to this

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ooh.. 2nd?
New Zealand says – reply to this

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Jolie looks like an aids patient
dante says – reply to this

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I think angelina has been looking anything but hot lately… she's way too skiny…
Remi says – reply to this

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Wow. Sexy, keep in a cool dry place.
ANGELICA SCHWARZ says – reply to this

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THATS COOL PEREZ
Luther says – reply to this

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Maybe it's just me…but Angelina favors Amanda Lepore in the 2nd pic!!!!!!! Probably just me…lol
getridofthepornstache says – reply to this

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From the side angle, she looks like a ventriloquest's dummy.
Melanie says – reply to this

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Yeah they do seem really uncomfortable! Its so sad I used to think Ang was one of the most beautiful women in the world, but not so much anymore. Brad is still hot though!
cindy says – reply to this

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she needs to eat. her head looks enormous.
g says – reply to this

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ajajaj funny le viens que asco
stephen says – reply to this

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They are so perfect looking that they look like wax?

LMAO!!!

Love it. Go Brangelina!!!

xoxoxox
deary says – reply to this

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photoshop much?
lc says – reply to this

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if you had of said they WERE wax figures i would have believed it.
Michelle says – reply to this

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Love them both..but Angelina is still way too fucking thin.
MsCarolyn says – reply to this

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I think they just look over it. Bored with the whole thing. I guess I don't blame them. What a bizarre life these people must lead!
Graciella says – reply to this

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They look arrogant.
Leslie says – reply to this

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Didn't Katherine Heigl wear that same dress to Kate Walsh's wedding yesterday?

And I just think they're bad pictures. It happens to everyone. We all can't look gorgeous from every angle.
Perez rules says – reply to this

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I think they are both hot ! Angie is gorgeous and Brad is smoking hot in his tux!
Ana says – reply to this

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Stop posting about them. Maybe if we left celebs alone, their relationships MIGHT just work. Besides, I think they've had their share of press. Let's move on?
adopt me says – reply to this

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ANGELINA has lost a lot of weight
she had an amazing body…what happened
i heard reports that she was seriously ill
anyone have any insight on that?
thanks
ps brad is GORGEOUS
Aussie_aUssie_auSsie says – reply to this

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Angie needs to put some weight on, she is wasting away and she is looking older than she is.

Skinny makes you look so much older.

Does she have a padded bra on?
i am so sick of these two nutty babycollection freaks says – reply to this

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oh geezzus!
they have got on my last nerve!! they are so odd, collecting kids like lil glass figurines you get at Halmark stores, these kids are never smiling,, probably all the dammnn jetlag by never staying in one hotel long enough to make friends with the bellhops!!
PUKE!! please no more of this mess of a couple
Rocky says – reply to this

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I really thought they were the product of Madame Tusaude's. Look at Brad's hand in the second picture; totally unnatural.
Brangelina Hater says – reply to this

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Can't stand these two. Just go the hell away!!!
Not them again.... says – reply to this

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I thought they hate Hollywood and want to stop working, "devoting to their life and children", according to Almighty Ms Jolie. I thought BP is retiring very soon. It seems that they are still very much into their status as stars.

How many times we see them this year? How many lousy movies they have to promote each year? All the movies they are related are bad at box office and artistic achievement.

Just go away with your kids. I am sure you will be a happy family. But, please, just go away.
Middylou says – reply to this

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The left one isn't so bad- it's the right one. Domo arigato Mrs. Smith. Seriously.
hbool says – reply to this

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She actually looks kinda pinochio-ish in the pic on the right. Eww.
meg says – reply to this

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oh come on. those are definitely wax figures. they look just like the ones at tussauds.
soup says – reply to this

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She looks like absolute hell. If this was the first time you'd ever seen her you would never think she was pretty.
Jamie says – reply to this

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Brad is stuck with her. If he ever cheats on or leaves her, it'll hurt his image.
YayDog says – reply to this

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i don't think angie looks hot at all. she looks very old. then again, lack of nutrients (aka FOOD) will do that to you. you can basically see her skull….. i'm surprised she still has breasts. brad looks pudgy in comparison, which is extremely sad.

they probably have a good thing going, but ehhh…..they are not the healthy glowing bodies they should be for the amount of happiness they should have.
Maegan says – reply to this

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There is no way this can be real! They look way to stiff and lifeless. This has got to be some sort of statue, wax figure or something! I don't know but that can't really be them. If it is, then i'll be damned.
ang is a bitch says – reply to this

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ever sinse he left jen…he turned fake….

TEAM ANISTON
javajunkie says – reply to this

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ugh, she looks sooo bad now, she use to be such a beautiful woman, with curves and sex appeal. now she just looks like a skeleton with lips
Good riddance says – reply to this

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Ha! Brad will stay with her, because if he bails, he'll have to admit that everyone else was right about her. He won't be defending her, he'll be defending himself. Nice mess. I'm sure he loves the kids, but her crazy will suck the life right out of him.
Both look plastic says – reply to this

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They both always look like wax figures. Nothing new here. They really are in love—-with themselves! Angelina thinks she's Mother Theresa or Princess Diana and Brad, well, he's just Mr. Mom or Mr. Jolie.
basic logic says – reply to this

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mothers want thier children to eat and children want their mothers to eat.

she must have some serious stuff going on in her head.
penny says – reply to this

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angelina is suck a beautiful woman but i think she dresses like a 60 year old sometimes. i know she's embracing motherhood and being more mature, but come on ange, lighten it up a little! i'd love to see her in electric blue.

hi perez i love you!
xx
no fan says – reply to this

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BP was interviewed not long ago. He was so affected, his speech was stagey, his mannerisms so fake. What happened to him, he's not even a real person anymore. Pretty yes. But overtaken with his image.
sara says – reply to this

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i think that they both look reallly odd in the first picture..angelinas jaw looks really square
lovebrad says – reply to this

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she's been torturing him with her personal BS lately. BRAD please tell her to let you go before she brings in more kids so she can jump from one island to the other for her own pleasures.
Nikki says – reply to this

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Man, she is just not hot since she has become so skinny. I'm a fairly heteroseual chica but I've always had a thing for her, but not she's just not sexy
yuckkiepoo make them go away please! says – reply to this

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I bet he never saw this coming,, after her child collection drama these past few years, she looks like hell,, and she isn't fat!! most women get fat,, not this one,, she looks like she is knocking on death's door from booze and pills and eating disorders,, yuck!! she's barfy looking,, here he is,, gonna be stuck with her big clan of kids that SHE picked out,,, he just said,, yeah,, whatever you get is fine with me honey,, i'll give them my name somewhere in there,,
hehe
now he has all these kids and momma is looking like a used up Spice Girl with too many skankyish tatoos,,
ewwwwwwwww,,
grosssssssssssssss,,
make it stop@@
kitteh says – reply to this

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now that's a Pitt I can enjoy
And I do love Angie too. Yummy, yummy people.
sam says – reply to this

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A 28-year-old woman (healthy) should not look like that.
hey cuban lardo!!! says – reply to this

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well, they sure look better than you, greaseball
.. says – reply to this

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when you are starving, you don't have the ability to think logically.. espeically when it's self induced starvation. she needs help.
dagnabit says – reply to this

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this movie will probably bomb like the last one Ang did.
buggey says – reply to this

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Perez, stop trying to start shit. You know damn well there are plenty of pics of BRAD and ANGELINA smiling and looking happy. Stop pissing off the FAT ASS SEWER RATS here who are jealous of ANGELINA. Show pics of the happy fans at the Venice Film Festival outside waiting for this beautiful couple. Show the pic of Brad with his hand on Angies' butt. Show where he is leading and has both hands on her hand. Show pics of the look of love in their eyes. Stop being an asshole.
Green says – reply to this

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Why are you using the worst pics of them? Just so you have something to post. Too bad there are several of them smiling and waving, just proves you aren't paying attention. They look damn good, and plenty happy.
Damien says – reply to this

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Apparently people don't understand that PHOTO'S DON'T MOVE..It is just that they have good posture and they are posing in the first pic.
rachel says – reply to this

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angie looks disgusting
samantha says – reply to this

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are you all blind?this is the healthier pic of ange this year!she maybe to thin but here it doesnt show. they look good and waxed.
UMMMM says – reply to this

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i hate those ppl(the "body experts")they need to get a real job!!!!!!U HEAR THAT!!!!!(or in this case…..U READ THAT!!)
HOLLYWOOD HAS NO VALUES says – reply to this

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It's over. Brad wants a NORMAL life and she is not normal. Angelina was his midlife crisis. Poor Brad, none of these selfish women he dates wants kids except the whacko ones.

What a mess this will be for the kids, like it's not bad enough Ang doesn't love Shiloh. Now they're getting divorced when they were never married.
Purple Pill says – reply to this

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These pics look brutal, but Id still hump waxy Brad.
Lindsay says – reply to this

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Wow! Angelina looks awful, i heard she doesnt eat much because of the things she has seen kids go through in third world countries. I have also heard she is sick, I hope she doesnt have an eating disorder, but who knows. In any case I hope she gets well and gains 10-15 lbs because she used to be one of the sexiest women in the world and now….youd never be able to tell.
nico says – reply to this

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are they fake?
Johnathan says – reply to this

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OMG…Angelina Is To thn…Look At Her Arms/ Neck…I Hear She Was Loosing But This Is Almost As Bad As Leather Face Zoe….Poor Angie
Tannn says – reply to this

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Holy shitzzzzzzzza that's so f-ucked. those pics look like they are clay-fucking-mation
Diana says – reply to this

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They truly are stunning, inside and out.
Absolut Dirtbag says – reply to this

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I love them, but they frighten me so.
Junky says – reply to this

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ANGELINA IS SUCKING IN HER STOMACH AND PUSHING OUT HER BOOBS BECAUSE SHE IS PREGGERS!!!!!
Yup, she wore those Empire Waist dresses all the time when she was carrying SHiloh. So I think that is why she looks stiff. SHE CAN'T BREATHE while they take pics! If ou see the rest of the series, she is smiling, glowing and they both look soooo happy and like THEY ARE SHARING A SECRET. Suck it up haters. Brangelina continue their reign of love and happiness. Oh yea, and Brad has been getting the press "prepped" by starting the talk of a 5th child. And why not? If they produce kids like baby SHiloh, they should just keep popping out those beautiful blobs!
another homo says – reply to this

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Welcome to Stepford, please relinquish your soul at the door.
THESHUPPPACABRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA says – reply to this

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I THIKNK CHUPACABRA
Jenni says – reply to this

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stick up the butt
B3RN!C3 says – reply to this

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H0LY CRAP THEY D0 L00K FAKE
MAYBE Y0U SH0ULD GET A
UP CL0SERR PiC!!!

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