We're So Jealous

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We wish we would have come up with this!

Posted: Sep 2, 2007 at 3:41 am / Email this »

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eh says – reply to this

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THE EYES!!!!!!
Creighton Camaro says – reply to this

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for the love of god….
zare says – reply to this

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perez, you should go out with this guy.
jillian says – reply to this

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ick
Ness says – reply to this

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omg
amc83 says – reply to this

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first
Drunk @ 12:46 am says – reply to this

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Ew. I just threw up in my mouth a bit
Bonita says – reply to this

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THAT IS SO FUCKING SEXY, I JUST CAME.
Hello Kitty says – reply to this

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Thanks .. now my eyes won't work !
its britney bitch! says – reply to this

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hey perez has un blog en espanol
Chelle says – reply to this

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and this is what women have to be attracted to? jeez… this makes me wanna be gay
Kate says – reply to this

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This guy is horrifying. he is trying to be funny, I know. ha ha? AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
tt@hotmail.com says – reply to this

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hhhhhahaha
WTF says – reply to this

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Is dude fuckin retarded?
SweetPea says – reply to this

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it scares me so bad
joel says – reply to this

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ew. srsly. ew.
tam says – reply to this

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good lord
Ms. Sedity says – reply to this

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That's the nastiest thing since pubes on a coke…smh
Ashley says – reply to this

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FUCKING stupid.
H-K says – reply to this

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omg my eyes are melting!>_
oh my g says – reply to this

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he is going to die of a heart attack in 5 yrs. i think he's mentally retarded too
perezzer says – reply to this

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Do the remake of this video!!!!!!!!!!!
It will be so fucking funny if you do it.
wtf says – reply to this

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WTF IS THIS GUY FUCKIING JOKEING LIKE OMFG EWW LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT FATTY……. LIKE INSTED OF DOING SOMETHING PERDUCTIVE HE SITS AND FUCKING MAKE UP A SONG OF HIM BEING FAT I FEEL LIKE A WASTE OF SPACE JUST WATCHING THISVIDEO
jayson says – reply to this

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Oh my FUCKING god…
SlowMoErotic says – reply to this

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I'm not sure who this person is or why I need to care…

…I guess it's still better than the Heath and Michelle breakup.
Leslie says – reply to this

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His name is Mr.Pregnant on youtube. He isent really like that, its his character. lol Congrats on being Perezed. =]
coldevort says – reply to this

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SCARY
Cho says – reply to this

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Shite! I think there might very well be an ideal man for Perez. No offence buddy, but Big Belly Man seems to have the I.Q. of a cuban refugee! Now, who wants pretzels!?
Mia says – reply to this

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Take away 100 punds,fix them teeth and cut the hair…this guy reminds me a shit load of Cuba Goodung Jnr haha
Paris says – reply to this

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LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
coldevort says – reply to this

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SEXY!!!
Kylie's Botoxed Brow says – reply to this

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Eeew. I feel sick, and I've just eatten too! That said, I seriously spy a novelty single in here somewhere. I can see this exploding all over the UK charts. We loves us some novelty trash music here in the UK. I reckon he'll go Number 1 instantly. I'm e-mailing Simon Cowell with this right now. I wanna slice of Big Belly Man!
Andrew says – reply to this

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he looks like a fat cuba gooding junior!!!
PKBOO says – reply to this

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Diabetes is sexy
Perez is BORED says – reply to this

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Jeez Perez,

Did you have to do that to us?

What's with you these days? (I do admit I am laughing).
Dee says – reply to this

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I don't know which is worse…his flub, or his teeth! That is one of the most disgusting videos I've ever seen. I feel a bit nauseated. ~~~
ashton1988 says – reply to this

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omy god… im scared of him.
Tori says – reply to this

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Is it just me or did his accent slip to American for the last few seconds?
Laurent-France says – reply to this

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This man is just a freak !!! Is miss teen South Carolina fine ? Did she find maps to help the U.S americans to help South-Africa and the Asian countries such as ? LOL
Cougar of the South says – reply to this

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Thanks. Now my manservant wants me to film him doing the same. Unfortunately he does a similar stupid human trick. He makes his stomach "talk".
That was funny though. I'd like someone to pay to fix his teeth though.
Lisa says – reply to this

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I've seen big guys 'make their stomach talk' and do all that stuff.
But this guy…well, this disturbed me a little bit. lol
Samantha says – reply to this

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Oh snap, Mr. Pregnant has been Perezed! Mr. Pregnant and Perez have the ability to make fun of themselves, and that's spanky.

When Mr. Pregnant doesn't have his jank teeth on, his dimples and smile are like MEEEOOOW!
YoMama says – reply to this

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LMFAO! Especially when he chokes! wtf?
uk drama queen says – reply to this

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thats actually disgusting.
Ardee says – reply to this

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OMG! I don't know if I want to laugh or cry!
Ashleyanne says – reply to this

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This feels way too "minstral" for me…
Cristina says – reply to this

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those teeth yum!!!
Jimbob says – reply to this

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Is it just me or does he start of with a scottish accent, then jamaican, then london cockney…my god the teeeth.
Tara says – reply to this

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That is the scariest shit i have seen in a long time…crazy eyes.
JOE says – reply to this

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THATS JUST SAD, NO NEED FOR THIS SHIT ON HERE, EVEN IF ITS A SLOW ENTERTAINMENT DAY PEREZ!
beechy says – reply to this

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these corporate types have too much time on their hands…
Alexis says – reply to this

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This guy is Mr. Pregnant on MySpace. I love (and use!) his "You're a stalker" video.
CJ says – reply to this

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So fuckin disgusting.. totally put me off my morning cuppa.. NASSSSY !
Kitty Bouffet says – reply to this

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Well, he could count backwards, and he does love America…….Hmmmm, was that a Party Ball, not a six pack?
what the... says – reply to this

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um. what the fuck is happening?
is this guy on some kind of drugs?

s p e e c h l e s s.
anna says – reply to this

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holy shit that's scarey

im scared for life

pls dont do this perez we love you!
Pamzie says – reply to this

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sarah says – reply to this

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It seems that Perez is losing it a little when he puts that crap on his site. If he is so bored and this is all he can come up with, he needs to get a new job!
ewwwww says – reply to this

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ewwwwwww grossss what a creeper
perez you could totally show him up! you big belly man haha
The queen says – reply to this

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How about "Fucked Teeth Man" instead of Big Belly Man
Yikes says – reply to this

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Who even notices the belly…I can't tear my eyes away from those teeth.
Oh the horror.
Bella Gucci says – reply to this

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You have got to be kidding me. What the hell?
Katja says – reply to this

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SO discusting! wtf happened to his teeth????
Allison says – reply to this

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gross
Jen says – reply to this

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That is just WRONG!
croatia says – reply to this

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stupid fat americans
longjewishlegs says – reply to this

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Freakishly gross.
kara says – reply to this

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I can handle the belly but for the love of God,….the teeth!
ilovemrpregnant says – reply to this

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YAY! Perez you should go on Youtube more. There are a lot of really funny people.
germanchick says – reply to this

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ewwwwwwwwwwww !!! LOL
john says – reply to this

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filed under: icky icky poo!
bunnie says – reply to this

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WoW! aint he just the total package? definatly someone to take home to meet the parents! He's a keeper!
stephanie says – reply to this

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He looks posessed! And are those teeth real!?!
Yucatan says – reply to this

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Sexy.
nickiquick says – reply to this

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homie needs to get his teeth fixed. i think i puked a little in my mouth.
Dee says – reply to this

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Don't people have lifes,like come on what a bloodly loser..We want to see good things,not that.That has scared me a bit…..!!
bla says – reply to this

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PLEASEEE PLEASEE PLEASEEE VISIT THE DENTISTTTTTT (still crying)
shoni says – reply to this

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firstly. wrong
secondly. THE EYES
thirdly. THE TEETH
fourthly. the VOICE
fifth. he looks like a rapist ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
jessica lubessss says – reply to this

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mr. pregnant is the shit. too bad hes not wearing lipstick in this one. that sure makes his vids.. xoxo
jessica lubes says – reply to this

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btw you fuckin tards hes wearing those "billy bob" fake teeth. hence why they protrude from his mouth.
meanjanine says – reply to this

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BigBellyMan is like a Cocteau Twins song: "Those eyes, That Mouth." Oddly enough, while I was horrifyingly engrossed in this, my husband streaked out of the bathroom and shook it in the nude before dashing back to the shower– and he's never looked better. Perez, I owe you one.
Michelle- PUERTO RICO says – reply to this

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For a moment there i thought his eyes where about to fall out! Anyways that's some naaaasty shit! Too funny for words! loool
fivefivebrowniz says – reply to this

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that is just nasty..not funny at all. this fat fukk's man boobs are bigger than mine..and with all that belly if someone dared to go down, they would get suffocated.
sher says – reply to this

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i'm not sure which is scarier … the belly, the boobs or the teeth!
d says – reply to this

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absolutely wrong.
Good Lord Y'all says – reply to this

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WAAAAAY too much visual for this early in the a.m. I was scared the whole time I was gonna have to see the horror that is his D.
mtcoco says – reply to this

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perez wtf! you know that was kind of scary!!
kerri says – reply to this

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too fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JJ says – reply to this

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Perez, you need an editor. "Quitting" (above) is with two t's, and the caption here should read "We wish we had come up with this." Am I hired?
Get Over It says – reply to this

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just another immigrant taking advantave of the US, sitting on his fat ass on welfare all day, eating his check away like some ugly mther fuker. someone should kill him. waste of space and resources.
Tom says – reply to this

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So what do we need Britney for when we have him???!??
European M. says – reply to this

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Gosh…. can he go on a diet ? Whats with the eyes? and the teeth ?? Lord help him….
mandy says – reply to this

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gross, gross and gross. and go to the dentist.
Gordy says – reply to this

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OMG Perez… This video was SOOOOOO fu$*ing FUNNY!!! omg I laughed my gay ass off.. I LOVES IT!!!! IT's SO Hot!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA… PS I'm jealous you Met kathy griffin… Email me sometime if you wish Perez!!!! I would love to invite you to my All Male Nude Gay Strip Club in Arizona Sometime!!!
jman says – reply to this

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to hell with his stomach! who was his orthodontist?
Gill says – reply to this

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ahahaha thats Mr Pregnant!!! he's a legend!! go on mrpregnant.com and watch his video "tittes like a woman"…soo funny!!! and btw he isnt like that in real life, he is simply playing a character
Von Bulow says – reply to this

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That is nasty.
mmm says – reply to this

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nice teeth
DeeDee says – reply to this

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I didn't play it to listen/watch, but will say this:

Based off the still photo alone your belly actually looks much smaller than it seems it would be with your clothes on, Perez.

Perez, you fat pig.
ShutUpBitches!! says – reply to this

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Yuck! I could not even force myself to watch the entire clip! barf.

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