What Perez Sez

Filed under: Personally Perez

The Queen of All Media GETS WAXED.

Ewwww! And ouch!

We feel your pain, ladies.

Posted: Sep 3, 2007 at 2:07 pm / Email this »

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113 comments to “What Perez Sez”

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robin says – reply to this

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stupid
nadine says – reply to this

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waxed? where??
JaxxStar says – reply to this

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I really didn't need to see that!
gyeah says – reply to this

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First, bitches!
TAG says – reply to this

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LOL !! HELL NO!!
sd says – reply to this

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lol
ally says – reply to this

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yess the pain is unbearable.
sasha says – reply to this

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heheheh i love you perez
UKer says – reply to this

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DON'T FORGET TO SHAVE THAT STUPID FUCKING TACHE.
LOVE YA YOU CRAZY BITCH.
Brigitte says – reply to this

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Ouch!
sara says – reply to this

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yay 1st
madeleine says – reply to this

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not for the fainthearted…eeewwww
loll says – reply to this

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first
BOB says – reply to this

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LOL!
ruru says – reply to this

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first weve
CRISTI says – reply to this

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TOP TEN YAY
Leeloo says – reply to this

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Ha! that's a good one!
TOM CRUISE BLOWS DOGS AND PRIESTS says – reply to this

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third
Maria says – reply to this

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Hope the show is good!
beckham says – reply to this

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first perez u fat lard u look so fucking ugly *barf*
Becca says – reply to this

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try that pain on your back being on your va-jay-jay
Bytch says – reply to this

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Oh god.
yeahhh first says – reply to this

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firstfirstfirst suckk it hoesss
Maria says – reply to this

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I hope the show is good!
SassySuicide says – reply to this

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Oh my o.0
we had a laugh at that one.
it hurts more on your legs Perez!
golgi body says – reply to this

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ouuchh
empress says – reply to this

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who cares, fag!
love2watch says – reply to this

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Oh perez.. we love you with or without hair
perezzer the britter lover says – reply to this

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ewwwyy
cheeky says – reply to this

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Girl, your crazy, but i love ya!!
Randi says – reply to this

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What the hell? That's it? I wanna see it all get waxed with a camera in your face. One wax strip does not adequatley feel our pain Perez.
GB says – reply to this

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auchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
yorbalinda says – reply to this

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you are such a talented whore. fat, hairy, bitter, and hungry.
UKer says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOU HAVE TO STOP THESE CUNTS FROM POSTING HOMOPHOBIC COMMENTS, IF YOU DON'T I WILL NO LONGER VISIT THIS SITE, THESE COMMENTS ARE MAKING ME SO FUCKING ANGRY GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
JaxxStar says – reply to this

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Why are all these MORONS putting "1st" in their comment!? 55!
ck says – reply to this

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You also feel the pain in having to carry around a massive pair of tits all day and night, too.
What? says – reply to this

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Why all the hatred? You go to perezhilton.com and look at the site.. then go to comment to post mean words? thats retarded.

Perez, I LOVE YA and your site!!
Mariah says – reply to this

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EWWW AND HAHA
EWWW AND HAHA
EWWW AND HAHA
EWWW AND HAHA
EWWW AND HAHA
EWWW AND HAHA
EWWW AND HAHA
EWWW AND HAHA
EWWW AND HAHA
EWWW AND HAHA
EWWW AND HAHA
EWWW AND HAHA
ahyyyyyyyyy says – reply to this

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wav your tongue. como dicen tu tiense mucho pelo en la lengua.
You scream like a bitch
de Cosmos says – reply to this

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Full Brazilian?
steve says – reply to this

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Honey - HAIR IS PART OF WHAT MAKES YOU A MAN.. if you strip it all off you might as well grow a vajayjay
40 yr old virgin says – reply to this

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KKKKKKELLYYY CLARKSON!!!!!
skinnygirluver says – reply to this

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The mustache is hideous.
The mustache is hideous.
The mustache is hideous….now shave it!!!! Or dye it pink
UKer says – reply to this

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THANK YOU FOR DELETING THAT SHIT, I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY THAT ANYONE WOULD JOKE ABOUT STUFF LIKE THIS, I AM SAD THAT THERE ARE PPL ON THIS PLANET WHO ARE SO FILLED WITH HATE.
YOU NEED TO GET PPL TO REGISTER LIKE ON OTHER SITES , HOMOPHOBIA AND RACISM SHOULDN'T BE TOLERATED.
Will says – reply to this

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Oh come on perez, just get that grossness lazered off! U have the money, waxing wont give u much of long term fix. would you rather do that painfulness again or get lazered and never have to worry about it again?
He dont care says – reply to this

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For all you Morons who think Perez will get rid of any posters. making negative comments. You more crazier than he is. POSTS MEANS hits, HIT'S = MONEY. So settle your asses down. and if you dont like the negative posting. I can suggest www.martha steward.com ta ta
LA VACA LECHERA says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHA… Love it. You're crazy, man.
Charlie says – reply to this

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@UKer
I agree!!
Maybe Perez, you should start a topic about yourself? I mean, the Lovers and the Haters….. Let them collide…. THAT would be fun!
voilah says – reply to this

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Who cares about perez!!!!!!!!
certificated… charlize theron has the best mf legs of the entire hollywood.. not to name that tremendous tounge. she´s probably the most hot lesbian in the entire planet
Fred Flinstone says – reply to this

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I love how you are able to make fun of absolutely everything… Even yourself… Cool guy!
Luka says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOURE A FUCKING LEGEND! LOVE YOU!
Linda says – reply to this

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It's about fucking time, you dirty twat.
gay guy999666 says – reply to this

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bwahahahhahah bwahahhaha good one finnaly

but jeeze you seem to be everywhere
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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September 11, nine PM, on VH1,
TEAM PEREZ STANDS READY!!!
UKer says – reply to this

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Re: Charlie –
why can't we have a comments section where ppl have to register then we can get rid of these boring trolls , if you want to criticise perez that's fair enough but the hiv slurs and the homophobia should not be tolerated, i for one will stop coming here(not that any of you should care) if this carries on.
perez you are a good role model for young gay and lesbians , all i ask is that yuou put a stop to this shit, i don't come here to read this crap.
Just Sayin' says – reply to this

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THANK GOD!!! You looked like Sasquatch in that blue jumpsuit!!!
e says – reply to this

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My husband screamed like a little girl when I waxed his back, too. The one time he let me do it.
JULIE! says – reply to this

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Poor perez.
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LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.
At least the hair wont grow back for like 3 weeks.

hahaha
Sadizzle says – reply to this

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ouch!! haha..
Tandy says – reply to this

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Girlfriend, let me tell you what. I literally just got waxed the other day for the first time and it was fucking painful. I honestly don't see how girls get that done on their hoohas.
Gay Boy says – reply to this

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UKer….stop posting a hundred times about how you will stop visiting this site. Just stop right now, gouge your eyes out and die you no good piece of crap. This is America and we can say anything we want.
ps. hope you're having a wonderful day
Charlie says – reply to this

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Re: UKer –
So true! But…. I think at first the strength of this site was exactly that. The nasty comments…. But Perez has to be careful now and don't let things get out of hand. It's a bit ironic though. Celebrity… it has a price.
Charlie says – reply to this

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Re: Gay Boy –
No babe…. you are WRONG. You can't say anything you want. I don't need to explain i think.
UKer says – reply to this

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Re: Gay Boy –

erm you idiot no this is not america , this is the world wide web , perez gets millions of hit from the uk alone, the internet has no borders that's the beauty of it.
you utter moron.
Bel says – reply to this

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Re: Will –
I agree with will. why go through that pain needlessly? do the lazer if it's affordable to you……….
Gay Boy says – reply to this

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Re: Charlie –

Yes babe, if you want to make a point then I think you need to explain to us. Get off your high horse and stop trying to be a fuckin' princess.
Oh wait, I'm sorry, did I offend you? Sorry babe…..
Forr reals says – reply to this

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Gawdddd if you dont like what people post you SKIP OVER IT.
Dont try and regulate people texts.
Crying to Perez. O I hate they say this or that. is childish. GROW THE HELL UP. GO SUC A DIC AND FEEL BETTER..FOR REALS.
UKer says – reply to this

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Re: Gay Boy –
you are very silly and a bit thick , it's kinda cute.
Gay Boy says – reply to this

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Re: UKer –

It's a US based web site, not some web site in China or Iran where people are censored, or even the UK where morons like you are lucky enough to be able to read it. I've just spoken with Perez, and after today you have been officially banned from the site. He agrees that you're worse than an idiot and he has higher standards. Sorry, I was hoping he would let you still post
UKer says – reply to this

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Re: Gay Boy –
lol you made me chukcle , you really are the stupidest human being i have yet to come across, thanks for cheering me up , i like talking to morons it makes me feel good about myself.
ps:i have spoken to perez and he says that you are a twat.
PerezS Facial Hair says – reply to this

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Shave meeeeeeeeee (from: Perez's FACIAL HAIR)
Gay Boy says – reply to this

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Re: UKer –
Awwwwww, now I'm blushing UKer, and welcome back. I would have missed you if you left anyway. I took Forr reals advice when he said "GO SUC A DIC AND FEEL BETTER..FOR REALS". And you know it works, I'd recommend this to all Perez's readers….for reals!
UKer says – reply to this

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Re: Gay Boy –

love and kisses.
fidel castro says – reply to this

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perez,

was that you tapping your feet in the stall next to me last night? also, lay off the meth and pig bottoming. I know you are a cum slut, but man…
Charlie says – reply to this

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Re: Gay Boy – Well babe, maybe YOU should try to come off you high horse?? Have you EVER seen a mirror? And i don't mean that in a literal way…..Prince(ss)
And why the f.. would Perez ban someone from his site who is not opposed to him? It should be the other way around.
kitty says – reply to this

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Perez fuck you bitch, I like it when you are being nasty but this is not the nasty i had in mind!
Gay Boy says – reply to this

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Re: Charlie –
Oh come on Charlie, me and UKer are back to kissin' and shagin' again and we'd like you to join us. Wada ya say?
Cheers!
An says – reply to this

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Completly unoriginal.
man on man says – reply to this

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I would rather get waxed then a DICK in my ASS HOLE
Sam The Eagle says – reply to this

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You are all weirdos.

You come here and devour the site like Doperty sniff smack out of Kate's crack. You come back again and again and again, yet then you spout this hateful shite at Perez afterwards. It's like you're all closeted or something, but out there doin' it and then after you've come you plummet into self loathing and take it out on the guy who just got down on his knees to blow you. You haters are all massive douche cunts!
Gay Boy says – reply to this

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Re: man on man –

Well, at least you were able to make an educated decision by trying both. Good for you!
Maddie says – reply to this

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Re: JaxxStar – Because they are MORONS!
Charlie says – reply to this

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Re: Gay Boy –

Hmmm you want a threesome? lol
Danita says – reply to this

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Ouch!
tomas says – reply to this

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Dude, you're getting too big…it doesn't look healthy.
sta says – reply to this

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Perez, do that hideous set of lambchops you have and damn nigga! Hit the gym, you are making even the gays sick! FATASS!
UKer says – reply to this

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Re: Sam The Eagle –
amen
and you didn't even read all the stuff that got deleted .
whoretta says – reply to this

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I'm usually a very curious person, but I won't even bother clicking the link. I don't think anyone makes me disgusted to the point of nearly throwing up like Perez can.
Anna says – reply to this

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Psh,wuss!
Get your bikini line waxed,or your arm pits - now that's REAL pain!
trouble says – reply to this

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hey - that was about time, fuzzy. glad to see your having that animal removed off your body.
Pam Pam says – reply to this

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Re: yorbalinda – If you don't like it why are you in this site in the first place? Pathetic. Perez is awesome and his site rocks!
Pam Pam says – reply to this

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Re: Gay Boy – Best freaking comment ever!!! LOL
PEREZ4PREZ says – reply to this

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TAKE IT OFF PEREZ - TAKE IT ALLL OFF!
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Bring It Girlfriend!!!!
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And after you are all smooth-n-oiled up everywhere you need to do another Britney lip sync video, but in full drag this time….. DARE YA!!!!
Juan says – reply to this

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Either shave the Moustache or make it grow like the monopoly guy
Lissa says – reply to this

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at last a man that understands our pain!
wired says – reply to this

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Yeah, LOOSE THE STACHE!!! Forget the back…
TOM CRUISE IS THE GAYEST OF THE GAYS BUT IS STILL IN THE CLOSET says – reply to this

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Yo dude…..you should get lipo suction while you're at it…You are a BIG GIRL PEREZ. BIG AND FUGLY!!!!
bryce says – reply to this

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i could call you a superficial bitch, but you already know that.

why the fuck would you wax your back?!?
talkboy says – reply to this

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What makes perez think that a wax is going to save him??? Try a diet and a faceli8ft!!!
PinkY says – reply to this

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You wish you could truly "feel" our pain I'm certain.

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