Britney Will Not Be Happy
Filed under: Britney Spears
Britney's latest buttboy, Criss Angel, sure is tricky!
The illusionist was partying (without Spears) at Hollywood hotspot Les Deux this past weekend. He left the club in the early morning with two desperate girls in tow.
Escorted by his bodyguards (he needs them?), Angel walked to his car, got in and the two girls followed him inside the vehicle.
They were inside Chris while the car stayed idle for almost ten minutes, after which the girls exited the car.
What went wrong? Or…..what went right?
A lot can get done in ten minutes!
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Separated At Birth
Criss is doing well for himself at least these two have their own hair.
first bitchesss hahaha
What a cunt
no smutty no buddy baby!
Gross.
ewww bitch
Perezzzzzzzzz……..give me a Tr@Vi$ BARKER FIX, I need one realllllllly bad.
give me some juice hot new news, PLEASE !!!!!!!
heehee this is very funny. he has a face like a brick
4th!!! What awfull bitches, everybody knows that they've sucked his dick on that car…
eeeeeew!
He is soooo fucking ugly!!! His show sucks a big donkey dick. He's always trying to be mystical and mysterious…. BARF. To say the least, those whores are, oh wait I just said it… WHORES!!! Their parents must be soooo proud. My parents must be so disappointed that I didn't turn out to be a cum guzzling slut!
Who the FUCK IS THIS GUY. EVERYONE IS LIKE CRIS ANGEL THIS AND THAT. THIS FUCKING GUY IS A NOBODY. HE DOES FUCKING MAGIC. HES NOT AN ARTIST OR AN ACTOR. WHY THE FUCK THOSE HE NEED BODYGUARDS?
he's not doing a good job at making us think that his haircut is hiding his receding hairline….. bad illusionist bad!
MY SHIT LOOKS BETTER THAN HIM!!!
He look DIRTY! EW!
probably just did some coke!!!!
I hope Britney smashes his car!
Way too much 'jewelry' for a guy. Oh, by the way, a real 'man's man' would never get ghis hair highlighted. His hands and feet look short and stubby… you all know what that means!
this is just a whack attack…those skankie wankieeessss
he looks evil. look at his eyes, he is scary. he looks satanic.
Criss is drop dead fugly and has a LITTLE FEET which means LITTLE DICK and should go to Goodwill for a better clothing selection than street trash like he wears.
Straight vomit.
Why does he always dress like TJ Maxx is his personal stylist? The chains alone look like they came from a gumball machine.
Can someone please get this guy a hairstylist?
So brutal.
he is hot i would fuck him.
whoa, douchebag much?!
Anyone else think that Chris Angel totally sells drugs to these hos including Britney?
He acts like he's so mysterious and cool, but he's such trash. I hate illusionists anyway they give real magick a bad name
Oh for god sake they could have been doing anything. They might have done a magic trick =)
Did you really mean "they were inside Chris?"
nice hooters on the one gal.
Hey yall looks like the weedhead might be getting into a cat fight lol………and second this guy is pathetic…..he's getting it from anyone he can hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
maybe they just wanted an autograph ? =x ha!
Maybe he showed them the string through the eyeball trick. That's hot!!
Chrisangeldust - I couldn't agree more.. if it was only 10 minutes.. maybe they were just doin' blow and then popped out of the car..
He comes fast.
Duh … the girls had coke.
My guess is DUH a drug deal douche bag. What do you think?
hes greasy and creepy looking…kind of reminds me of that crazy dude who is the "pick up artist" on VH1…wtf is attractive about these guys
5 words- i want to fuck him.
even though he look likes a man whore, i want to fuck him.
shit. i want to fuck everybody.
this man is grotesque, why would anyone go near him…perhaps the women declined a shag after he revealed his herpes ridden todger in all its full pus seeping glory
Ewww I don' know who is uglier, the brunettes or the magician! Triple yuck!
~~Hmmm. He's not cute, funny, or that talented, etc…. and has a lisp worse
than THINDY BRADY, yet you keep giving his press. WHY? ~~
GAWD he is so white trash !!
its called a coke break
lmfao "they were inside Chris while the car stayed idle"
i think you should keep that typo, if it was even an accident
I LOVE YOU PEREZZZZ!
that girl looks familiar. anyone know her. shes a dancer right?
BITCHESSssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, this dude (if you can call someone with highlights and that much jewelry on a dude) looks like the goo goo dolls gone wild.
His attempt at looking fashionable, hip and cool leaves him looking like Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee's illegitimate son.
The guy really, really needs a stylist and someone to lock up his bling.
Haha @ "They were INSIDE Chris while the car stayed idle for almost ten minutes, after which the girls exited the car."
haha @ "THEY WERE INSIDE CHRIS while the car stayed idle for almost ten minutes, after which the girls exited the car."
good one perez
David Blaine is hotter
~~Hmmm. He's not cute, funny, or that talented, etc… and has a lisp worse
than THINDY BRADY and you keep giving him press. WHY???~~
if he really can do magic, why can't he make himself appear to be less of a douche?
Did you see the size of his shoe soles? They're practically platforms!!!!
i support criss
"ILLUSIONS, tricks are something a whore does for money…or candy"
He'll never get into the magicians alliance
those two hos are fugs!!
Theory #1 - He made them suck his weenie (at the same time, cuz he's got his tricks! u know!) for 5 min, and then make them dissappear 4 minutes.. then ansd since he is such a tricky guy.. the re-appeared in one min…
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judging from the look on the one girls face, I guess Criss has something permanently invisible about him….well, I guess microscopic isn't really invisible
Re: S.L. MacGregor Mathers – Lol REAL MAGICK? Wtf man, you nut.
Re: ms. thang – retarded myth that retards continue to spread
10 minutes? sounds like coke whoring
He is so gross anyways. ewwww
heinous.
You should have seen this guy in the 80's. He looked like one of those old-school mimes. He just gives me the heebie-jeebies.
In the last picture the look on her face is like "I at least thought he was going to take us somewhere. Now I'm being photographed getting put out of the car after only 10 minutes."
You are telling me that a chick that gives good head couldn't get someone off in 5-10 minutes? I'm sure a good good could!
Dump that loser, Britney. You'll get a disease.
britney sure knows how to pick em, lol
I LOVE IT!!! I hope these pics eventually make it to that girl's parents. I wonder if it was worth it to her!
God, how tall is Angel? He looks like Tom Cruise midget size!
Britney is truely awful, no wonder he has to stray…
but Les Deux, still a good choice to party. Although soon it might come a bit passe with the copious amounts of "I want to meet people off The Hills!" fans.
I know both of those whores… They are from Michigan. WOW, Dumb Sluts.
I hate that fucking dude
he's a douchebag!
he looks much cuter with long hair and dressed a little nicer.
I love how the narrative is constructed through the photos.
Ummm Criss isnt the only thing they were sniffin in there…………….
HAH he's such aDOUCHE
fuck this asswipe
This guy look like a street urchin…I don't get what the fuss is about
He had coke…they went to his car and did a bump….DUUHHHHHHH
He and Brit are just friends in much the same way. He is helping her with her VMA performance.
Am I the only one that thinks this guy is a dealer to all these folks? I mean, c'mon, look at his eyes. And you could see it in Brit's eyes when she was hoing with him. I think the police need to get involved.
Re: aRissa – i agree with you on that one. he totally reminds meof the pick-up artists. the guy wears nail polish and eyeliner, not to mention a fuzzy mad hatter hat, and still manages to pick up numerous amounts of girls. how is that fucking possible ? i would laugh in his face if he came up to me, i don't care how charming and smooth-talking he is. a rose by any other name…
WHORE
Hmmmm…how mysterious is this, really? Answer: Not at ALL! Come on folks! We all know they were in the car just long enough to hoover up a few lines without risking cellphone pix in the club bathroom, and then they were back to their partying again! Perezilicious, I love you to death, but the fact you didn't even SUGGEST this obvious explanation makes me think you have not been getting enough sleepo! Love you, doll!
WOAH these girls a fulgy, he can't get anything better! Id pay hot looking prostitutes before doing anything with the ugly mexican one.
I think he's a coke dealer. That's why all the partiers are hanging out with him.
Nope. Shes my ex-girlfriend. Does this mean I get to have Britney?
WTF?? I thought he was w/ Cameron Diaz???
i know those girls they are from michigan and i know what happened that night..nothing…you people are so fucking dumb.
THEY WERE SNORTING COCAINE. LOOK AT THEIR EYES.
PEREZ KNOWS TOO, JUST WANTS TO PISS OFF BRITNEY
soo everyone keeps asking me if the "Paul Wall" that left that comment down the page is me, nope sorry, this is me the one and only, and i
The girl in the black is the hottest
The girl in the black is the hottest!
The girl in the black is the hottest!!!!!!!
THE GIRL IN THE BLACK IS THE HOTTEST!!!!
Dont hate on the Okemos hoes
Kinda nasty.
He and brit will be a good pair.
Making Michigan proud!
You know these girls think they are soooo famous now
um i know these girls…and they are definetely friends with him…so people shouldnt assume things…and i doubt that people think they are famous from this…especially people like those two…
oh and they arnt mexican in response to that post above!