Britney Will Not Be Happy
Filed under: Britney Spears
Britney's latest buttboy, Criss Angel, sure is tricky!
The illusionist was partying (without Spears) at Hollywood hotspot Les Deux this past weekend. He left the club in the early morning with two desperate girls in tow.
Escorted by his bodyguards (he needs them?), Angel walked to his car, got in and the two girls followed him inside the vehicle.
They were inside Chris while the car stayed idle for almost ten minutes, after which the girls exited the car.
What went wrong? Or…..what went right?
A lot can get done in ten minutes!
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Separated At Birth
they were totally snoting coke and he was getting a blowjob um duh!
This girl should be extremely embarrassed whoring herself out like that.
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I can't stand chicks who hang out with celebs just for the attention, now these chicks look cheap and used up.
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who's turn?????????
HE REALLY GOT RID OF THEM IN 10 MINUTE'S??????????????????????????????????
THEY MUST BE FEELING LIKE BIG LOSER'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10 MINUTE'S??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
AND THEY LOOKED LIKE THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE THE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH WELL.
THEY WERE PROBABLY DOING BLOW
They were either having sex or doing drugs….brit-brat knows how to pick em
He is just helping with the VMAs
One would hope that Britney would have learned her lesson with married men.
Did he pick up some pros… 10min in the back of a car.. hope he used a condom and kept it after they were done. 9 months later we will see these two knocked up and look for $
that girl coming out of the car looks like she's gonna spit, what an amateur
nice red and black dress from forever 21.
seriously perez it was obv a coke break…….. and p.s. he's been linked to who, britney, cameron diaz, lindsay lohan… these girls… and hes always lookin creepy. coke dealer, def def def.
hahaha awww girls i am glad you two are having fun in LA, dont let any jealous washed up hacks and never-weres be mad that you are having fun. you might suck for looking like a hoe on the tabloids but i'd rather be that instead of being a hoe reading them…
What is so good about this guy? why does all of the hollywood ladies think he's so hot??? He dresses like an idiot. And his hair-do is tragic. He has been seen with all the A list stars, and he looks drugged out. Is that Ali Sims with him in this photo? she needs a bra.
What is so good about this guy? why does all of the hollywood ladies think he's so hot??? He dresses like an idiot. And his hair-do is tragic. He has been seen with all the A list stars, and he looks drugged out. Is that Ali Sims with him in this photo? she needs a bra. Oh and how predictable, two girls being bought back to the car by some stupid 'minders'…get a grip Chris, you think you are sooooooooooooooooooooo hot and your soooooooooooooooooo not, get with the programme.
WOW. . . . .
They look really happy,… i guess he had enough drugs for them all! i guess he had enough drugs for them all! i guess he had enough drugs for them all! i guess he had enough drugs for them all! i guess he had enough drugs for them all! i guess he had enough drugs for them all! i guess he had enough drugs for them all! i guess he had enough drugs for them all! i guess he had enough drugs for them all! i guess he had enough drugs for them all! i guess he had enough drugs for them all! i guess he had enough drugs for them all! i guess he had enough drugs for them all! i guess he had enough drugs for them all! i guess he had enough drugs for them all! i guess he had enough drugs for them all! i guess he had enough drugs for them all! i guess he had enough drugs for them all! i guess he had enough drugs for them all! i guess he had enough drugs for them all! i guess he had enough drugs for them all! i guess he had enough drugs for them all! i guess he had enough drugs for them all! i guess he had enough drugs for them all! i guess he had enough drugs for them all! i guess he had enough drugs for them all!
Is he wearing frankenstien boots?
In the seventies it was called "doing the bump"
Now it's called, "doing fat rails in the car"
I bet Criss made a bunch of coke disappear for his captive audience
COCAINN
lol these are 2 of my best friends and nothing happened
you can do several lines off of a magazine… or a dashboard, center console… someones dick… a girls ass… in 10 minutes.. just ask Britney. been there… done that…
He looks short y feo
Well at least these girls are a million times hotter than Fatney Spears.
they prob did coke inside the car.
I went to College with those girls, both goody-goodies.
10 minutes….about the time it takes for a drug deal to go down….
Criss Angel deserves his own file! Give the man some R-E-S-P-E-C-T he had to fuck busted ass Britney!
well they probably did some coke and gave him a quick blowjob..like, hello..don't act like u wouldn't!!
The girl in the all-black dress looks like Lindsay Hartley from Passions. Anyone know if that's her?
They aren't famous, they've never been on a soap they are just 2 normal girls from michigan who just moved out there ( i knew them both in college) They got caught up in la and hopefully they'll learn that making d-list celebs take pictures with them will not make them look cool on facebook OR perez!
YO MANS!! those are my girls….they arnt no hoes.
that really might be the girl from passions! it looks just like her…
i know that girl shes a good frined of mine, so stop talking shit, i know her and no she was not sucking anything….
Hmmm, who gives a flying rat's ass?
Awwwww! Love that some Michigan State ladies made it on Perez! I'm so proud girls
I know those girls!!! They went to MSU with me….the one is cool, but the other one (Christy) probably sucked his cock inside there cuz thats what shes known for! I can name AT LEAST 60 guys shes banged
those are my girls! they are cool as fuck, so people talking shit should go get fucked
those are my girls! they are cool as fuck, so people talking shit should go get fucked
BLOW job-as anyone??
he is hot! just has a sexiness about him..not many people can pull that look off, but it sure works for him!
he cut their lines, they gave him some head, and went on their merry way. What's new in hollywood?? skanks..all three of them.
xoxo, Spliff
the one girl is named Christy MORE-CUM….(seriously) not spelled like that but said like that…..and she had some more cum in her mouth that night….guartenteed! i have her phone # anyone want it??
dude i know her too…and you idiot her name isnt christy…her name is KRISSY.
dude dont use peoples names when thats not them…the girl went to rochester adams high….and her name is krissy
HE must be HUNG like a horse. Why the hell would anyone in Hollywood fall for him. He has a lisp for godsake!
He is the biggest fucking skank.
Its just an illusion!
~These people all look so fucking tacky….Criss Angel is a fug trying to get by with a hipster-dipster hair cut……yak!
That is totally Ali Simms!!!
That is totally Ali Simms!!!
yo mans i dont know why this is a big deal y cant 2 sexy ladies get in a car with a broke ass david blaine and like hang out, those girls r the shit they dont do coke or give head so if thats what he was lookin for he was sadly mistaken, my guess is they just said shit like, o i'm not in a car with criss angel and texted all their friends back in MI the same shit. o and i dont know why people think perez hilton or whoever is tight, im pretty sure it looks like a boar got with a muskrat and had a child, named perez. ya dig??
After being with Britney do you blame him?
he's so nasty and greecy i hope them hoe's at least do him in the shower ewwwwww…..
perez, you must not do drugs or anything…
ten minutes in a van, then out again..
either a blunt or a line.. your choice
are u kidding me? they went for a line or 2 then back to drink more…
Here's something to think about. Why would you do a drug deal all out in the open with people taking pictures? I personally smoke alot of bud and plenty of other things, and I wouldn't have sold anything with people taking pictures. I would have driven somewhere else!
they were getting hot and heavy and he pulled off their G-Bangers and realised theres only room for one cock in this car….
FUCK you people who do not like Criss. He is AMAZING and he can get better pussy the Brit!!! So screw you Ed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i bet they did some lines of cocaine… for real. what else can do you do in a car in ten minutes? if there was any forplay at all he doesnt last long.
Christy Morkam is in the red
Sahar Eftekhar is in black
both are from michigan
Sahar Eftekhar (in black) and Christy Morkam (in red) are both from michigan
FREDDIE GOT FINGERED
RIPPING LINES IM CERTAIN
Can you feel the crabs yet?
GROSS. bitch, bitch,bitch ! '(-..-)'
He has a girlfriend… one that hes been with for like 2 years…… sooooooo
THEYRE MOST LIKELY GETTING HIGH
Re: Cameron Diaz – yep i agree ————————————-donnita
oh they are way cuter then me.
All you girls (and probably even the guys) who are talking about what ho's the girls are or what crap Criss Angel is, but you're all really, deep down, jealous that you weren't with that fine guy, or wishing you were the guy that could just pick up chicks, do em, and dump em in 10 minutes. Jealoussssssssss.
By the looks of that girls big eyes it looks like they did a couple of lines of coke and than split.
You ARE a Fucko , just like chris said.
Re: what? – So what if they are your bestfriend? I guess you got a whore as a best friend. They still are sluts.
christy have anal warts! ive seen them!
Christy? anal warts? more like vaginal warts! mark hopwood took her virginity and he said her pussy smelled like sour milk
::::::: sniff sniff :::::::::
am I the only one who loves Criss?
that's unbelievable.
as is he.
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