Doesn't She Look Friendly????

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Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba was kickin' it at gay club Play in Toronto this past weekend, carefully guarded from the plebeians by several bodyguards.

Be careful, she does bite!

Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 11:58 am / Email this »

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mari says – reply to this

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she looks like she needs a burger. look at those bones
WTF says – reply to this

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1st
rlp says – reply to this

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there is no club called play?!?!??!
Baby G says – reply to this

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Bitch
bobbo says – reply to this

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first
tina says – reply to this

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why would she need guards?
jv says – reply to this

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she's a biatch.

first.
CMS says – reply to this

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She really annoys me with her whole ethnicity identity crisis.
Sarah says – reply to this

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first
evil says – reply to this

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I love her evil-ness
kellee says – reply to this

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latina looking fly as hell
Lali says – reply to this

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oui I used to love her to
me says – reply to this

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ho
Chris says – reply to this

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first
kekee says – reply to this

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bitch
Diane says – reply to this

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I Dont like her anymore!
Ben says – reply to this

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Why was she in a gay club? o.O
Ladiva says – reply to this

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she looks awful, anorexic anyone?
jj says – reply to this

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first
loca says – reply to this

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CMON! she is such a fake. she dont have those lips! restylane!
texchick says – reply to this

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she looks ugly!!!!!
M&M says – reply to this

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She looks spanish
Dawn says – reply to this

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what happened to her?…I use to like her…she really let fame get to her head and is now as ass…or maybe she's just hungry!
PG says – reply to this

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There's no gay club in Toronto called 'Play'. If there was … I'd know about it!
Markiss says – reply to this

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Why is this F-lister being forced on us like she's B-list or above?
christina says – reply to this

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She looks like she needs to be kicked in the teeth–atleast then she would have a legit reason for not eating!!!
audrey says – reply to this

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WTF?! Why would she go there? PLAY is completely lame… not like there's much to choose from in the village, but still PLAY?!
SheShouldSpendMoreTimeEatingInRestaurantsNotPartyingInClubs! says – reply to this

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Are you sure that's not just another tranny?
proud intelligent Mexican woman says – reply to this

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She has totally disrespected a large race of people who at one point might have looked up to her as a semi-good actress, but since her negative comments have reached the Mexican community we have as a whole regarded her as a ignorant, drug addicted asshole. She is on the fast track to nowhere and Mexican people want her to get there soon! Please give us a wonderful latina that can act better than her, and look better in a bikini!!!!!
anonldfj says – reply to this

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bitch
team alba says – reply to this

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she's one of the few celebs that really has natural beauty!! i saw her shopping @kitson & she hardly had any make up on and looked better than most celebs all done up!!! why do you hate her so much perez!? if you were straight you know you'd wood 4 her!!
Blooperzzz says – reply to this

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perez is a loser fag
Perezito's Stalker says – reply to this

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she looks anorexic
fAGALISIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this

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why are you hating on a gorgeous beauty that's a friend of the sistas???
... says – reply to this

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you were a freakin snobby bitch the last time you came to toronto
and from what i hear you were a bitch in vancouver too
and heres YET ANOTHER pic of you, in toronto, acting as usual, like a STUCK UP LITTLE BITCH
the point is, just because you have dual citizenship does NOT mean you can come over to this side (the side you HARDLY ever visit by the way!!!) AND ACT LIKE A STUPID LITTLE BRAT. we don't give a fuck that your half Canadian.LOOSE THE FUCKIN ATTITUDE OR STAY THE FUCK OUT IF YOU CAN'T CARRY YOURSELF IN A MANOR THAT IS MORE RESPECTFUL…self absorbed idiot-bitch yeah you need at your body guards because we really care about your stupid ass….hahaha…
Don Imus Speaking From Home says – reply to this

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I saw her this morning standing in front of a Home Depot looking for work..I called immigration on her illegal ass!
Taalz says – reply to this

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I so h8 her she needs to get her haed straight y wud some 1 who goes into a gay bar be soo heavly guarded i bet her biggest fans are lesbian, and also she needs to get fed as well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
frank says – reply to this

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Re: PG –
Buddy, its called George's play
frank says – reply to this

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Re: PG –
Buddy, its called George's play
Kate says – reply to this

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Get over it Perez…….. She wasn't raised with her Hispanic heritage in the forefront and she identifies with her more general "American" side. Quit hating on her for not doing what you want her to do.
Kate says – reply to this

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Get over it Perez…….. She wasn't raised with her Hispanic heritage in the forefront and she identifies with her more general "American" side. Quit hating on her for not doing what you want her to do.
trevor says – reply to this

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its on churhc st.
Re: PG –
MEXICANS STINK says – reply to this

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SHE LOOKS HOT!! SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL FUCK YOU MEXICANS YOU JUST DON'T LIKE HER BC SHE IS BIRACIAL WITH A WHITE MOTHER. FUCK YOU IGNORANTS, GET A PROPER EDUCATION AND STOP CLEANING TOILETS!!

SHE LOOKS HOT!! SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL FUCK YOU MEXICANS YOU JUST DON'T LIKE HER BC SHE IS BIRACIAL WITH A WHITE MOTHER. FUCK YOU IGNORANTS, GET A PROPER EDUCATION AND STOP CLEANING TOILETS!!

SHE LOOKS HOT!! SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL FUCK YOU MEXICANS YOU JUST DON'T LIKE HER BC SHE IS BIRACIAL WITH A WHITE MOTHER. FUCK YOU IGNORANTS, GET A PROPER EDUCATION AND STOP CLEANING TOILETS!!

SHE LOOKS HOT!! SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL FUCK YOU MEXICANS YOU JUST DON'T LIKE HER BC SHE IS BIRACIAL WITH A WHITE MOTHER. FUCK YOU IGNORANTS, GET A PROPER EDUCATION AND STOP CLEANING TOILETS!!

SHE LOOKS HOT!! SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL FUCK YOU MEXICANS YOU JUST DON'T LIKE HER BC SHE IS BIRACIAL WITH A WHITE MOTHER. FUCK YOU IGNORANTS, GET A PROPER EDUCATION AND STOP CLEANING TOILETS!!

SHE LOOKS HOT!! SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL FUCK YOU MEXICANS YOU JUST DON'T LIKE HER BC SHE IS BIRACIAL WITH A WHITE MOTHER. FUCK YOU IGNORANTS, GET A PROPER EDUCATION AND STOP CLEANING TOILETS!!
TO says – reply to this

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I was at the Drake Hotel in Toronto this past friday night and Jessica Alba and Adrien Grenier sat at the table beside mine. I talked to Jessica for a minute and she was nothing but NICE!!! She was just having a night out with her friends!!
POO POO says – reply to this

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Fuck this Mexican bitch
Jackie says – reply to this

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she really is a bitch!! apart from her self-hatred she is impossible to work with. I've got a publicist friend who asked me for suggestions on a Latina spokesperson for a Glaceau product and when I (a pure bred boricua and proud of it) suggested her he told me they would NEVER work with her again. Her foul attitude is costing her work and serious money. Boo to her!!
killmenow says – reply to this

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why is everyone on her about the whole latina shit? i'm part mexican and guess what, i don't know shit about latin culture and therefore don't identify with latin culture. but hey, i'm also irish and don't know shit about irish culture either and so i don't identify with irish culture either. just because she is latin doesn't mean she has to be all "la raza" to get respect. not being able to identify with a culture has a lot to do with how and where you are raised…get the fuck over it Perez "don't call me fat and bitter" Hilton.
Adriana says – reply to this

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I hate that bitch so much now, she should be proud of being latina. If it wasn't for her "latina" blood she probably would just look like another Paris Hilton.
adrien says – reply to this

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Oh please. She is NOT having an identity crisis or disparaging the Mexican community by saying she doesn't identify with them, but merely stating how she thinks of based on her upbringing. Would you rather she lie in order to gain a wider audience?

Also, she seems more sad and lost to me in the pictures than bitchy. No one can smile 100% of the time!
Team Anti Alba says – reply to this

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Re: team alba – Team alba,Your idol is fugly.Period.And I`m Latina,mixed Italian,Spanish,French,German,Native South American.She`s horrible and anorexic.
MEEEBITCH says – reply to this

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SKELETOR
TorontoBoy says – reply to this

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I'm here in T.O. and can't understand why she'd hit 'Play' on Church St. There's a couple of places that are better to choose from, but honestly, that's the trashiest gay club in the city…not a place for anyone in the 'scene' to be seen in!
*** says – reply to this

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So the fuck what if she doesn't want to be called Latina. She is NOT 100% Mexican so get over it. It just kills some people that she embrasses her white side more than her Mexican side.
gummy bears says – reply to this

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i cant stand this FFAAKKEE!!!!! ass bitch……she looks more latina than me…and iam latina!!!….get the fuck out of hear with this FFAAKKEE ass!!!!!!
Team Anti Alba says – reply to this

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Re: MEXICANS STINK – Birracial..dude she looks more Latina than me,noone can notice that she is "parltly white".And I am not Mexican.Who cares if her mother is "white",only you Alba fans know that.Forme she looks Latina,actually more Indigenous than Latina.And I have both white and Native ascendance,so don`tcometo callme "racist".She is racist to her own race.
Team Anti Alba says – reply to this

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She`s the Latina female version of Michael Jackson
Your mother says – reply to this

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What did J. Alba do?! I think she's a beautiful! Fill me in..please
love alba says – reply to this

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#50 goood for ya!! the difference is alba and her parents didn't born in latin america she was in north american, you dump ass. SHE IS AMERICAN.
ozzie says – reply to this

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She's hot.. regardless of ethnicity.. she can claim to be Chinese for all I care. I don't know here or have observed her attitude, but If she truly is a bitch who cares she'll be a has been someday.

myspace . com/yummyozzie
mdc says – reply to this

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to mexicans stink…..why do you have to get all racist, wh
michelle says – reply to this

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Re: love alba – fuk this bitch if she denied any of our blood!!
G.O.D. says – reply to this

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OK, im GOD, so I think ALL cultures are stupid. The most interesting (and surprising) culture is the U.S. one. Why, you ask GOD. Because its ever evolving, kinetic in its ways, changing up, minute by minute -enabled to do this because of its lack of traditional culture. J, -she's just a great American, thats all. You P, and others need to get over this fact. You sound like dumb primitive animals.

OK, im GOD, so I think ALL cultures are stupid. The most interesting (and suprising) culture is the U.S. one. Why, you ask GOD. Because its ever evolving, kinetic in its ways, changing up, minute by minute -enabled to do this because of its lack of traditional culture. J, -she's just a great American, thats all. You P, and others need to get over this fact. You sound like dumb primitive animals.

Jessicaisagreatamerican@gmail.com
go and get some fucking education says – reply to this

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#55 - Team Anti Alba

you ignorant and a racist. She doenst look latina bc isn't such a thing LATINO/A is not a race she may be look mexican but that's all!! look at perez or cameron diaz and so many others decentdet from latin america, IT COMES WITH ALL COLORS. latin is a culture!!
Lamey Lynn says – reply to this

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I prefer to call her "Jessicunt I wish I were Albino"
Sylvia says – reply to this

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What's with the Latina comment? Can anyone explain?
martha says – reply to this

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that bitch needs a reality check! she only has a pinche nopal in here forehead! latinos you know what that means! i hope she loses everything that bitch is so ungrateful.. she aint shit ill fuck her ass up!!!
DR.FUNK says – reply to this

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P…you are CUBAN.Cubans ARE THE BIGGEST ANGLOPHILES WALKING THE EARTH.I have known Cubans darker than Wesley Snipes to deny ANY AND ALL of their African ancestry.On the other hand…I've seen Ms.Alba chillin' in Vegas with a coupla' different BROTHAS.I don't think they were playing Scrabble.Please stop with your ALLEGED LATINO PRIDE rant.
eb says – reply to this

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is she a lesbian? why is she at a gay club?
Dave says – reply to this

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She was at Fly.
latinos everywhere says – reply to this

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Haha. She thinks she's a moviestar. BTW good thing she thinks she's white, we don't want the likes of her anyway.
Jamie says – reply to this

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I like her but sometimes she needs to loosen up a little.
here the explanetion says – reply to this

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Jessica Alba just don't want to be identified as a latina actress as she was born in america and her culture is american. Her grand parents move to america and her dad was bon in north america just like her mother but also her mother is french danish decendent so she really isn't a latina as she even talk spanish or any latin language. Like most north americans are mix race she isn't an excepcion just because she is brown and her surname is alba just like xtina aguilera she is an american and by the way latin is a cultue and a nacionality not a race. some people has said she has dinayed her roots wich is false bc if she did she could have change her surname and no body wouldn't care or know about it. Look at perez if one person has denyed his roots maybe is him as his real name isn't hilton!
t-dotkid says – reply to this

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Re: PG – ummmm…..yes there is a Club called Play, located in the Gay Village of Toronto on Church/Wellesley area.
judy says – reply to this

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I was born in North America as well, but I do not disclaim my heritage. My father is Mexican and my mother is Irish. Am I ashamed? No. Of either heritage. The whole point here is that she is a figure in the public eye. As a famous actress, she needs to be soooo careful of what she says. Why do you think so many male actors never deny nor admit to what their sexuality is? In some cases it is because they are gay, but in other cases it is because they don't want to lose their gay demographic. That is being smart. She basically screwed herself by announcing (proudly) that she is does not want to be associated with Mexican heritage. As weird as this may sound to those of you who are racist, Nazi ignorant bastards, Mexican people could care less what this woman claims, or not claims, but we will not feel ashamed because one ignorant non educated person says. We can see it on your face honey, you have the blood. But don't worry, since you really don't want to be 'ethnic' in any way, then I will only tell white people to see your movies….did you know Jessica, that almost half of the California population is hispanic? oops…
K says – reply to this

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She was actually @ FLY NIGHTCLUB…… She walked right by us on the smokin patio,
Jeff says – reply to this

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She bites b/c she has herpes, she was with Derek Jeter.
Dan says – reply to this

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She's smoking hot. Lay off her Perez…you just wouldn't understand how attractive she is because she doesn't have a dick.
g says – reply to this

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Perez stop hating on my girl…U are such a HOMO
JEN says – reply to this

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DUDE — THE CLUB IS CALLED "FLY."
GET IT STRAIGHT!
lola says – reply to this

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Judy what are you taking about!! She never has denyed her heritage she knows his father is mexican decendent and she has been very open about it, she only said she doesn't want to known as just a latina actress as her culture is american and she is biracial. And don't you think is racist to say she is mexican because of her skin color? why don't you call cameron diaz a latina?? i see double standards.
Curtis says – reply to this

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My friend Matt took that picture…and it wasn't at Play…We were at FLY nightclub on Gloucester.
MEXICANS ARE TakiNG OVER!! says – reply to this

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can i say stuck up! she is brown as my ass and she should be happy her family gave her a better life by coming to the U.S.A she needs to know her ROOTs and her history!
Roxy Juggs says – reply to this

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It's funny Miss "Don't Call me Latina" was at Play, cause all they play there is latin music! Arrribba!!
SheShouldEatMoreBurritos (and NOT just the kind attached to Him-bos!!) says – reply to this

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MUST we all be "educated" on what to call Latinas, Hispanics, Whatever-You- Wanna-Call 'ems every time this trashy skank shows up on this site? A Whore's a Whore in any language.
total bitch says – reply to this

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I hate his skank. she tries to be funny but she ends up looking stupid and ditzy.
leave the girl alone says – reply to this

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mexicans are like the plage, they stink and the only good thing they do is cleaning toilets. You think you are a kind of superace and try to desmiss other races idiots!
Jay Diaz says – reply to this

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I can't stand that "I'm not a Latina" bitch…She should be invisible all the time!
jaijai says – reply to this

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Stuck up bitch. So far up her own ass it must hurt.
shut it says – reply to this

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Perez, just because you exploit your race and sexuality doesn't mean everyone else has to. This is the same shit as trying to out Jodie Foster. If these people don't want their sexuality or race to define them as a person, good for them!
DamnMyEyesAreStillBurningAfterSeeingCarrot-Top says – reply to this

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Re: K – I'm sure she was at both clubs. She's obviously a bar-fly.
comets says – reply to this

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I live in toronto and frequent both gay and straight clubs, and there isn't a gay club here called Play…
i hate mexicans says – reply to this

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mexicans racist fuckers!! hahaha
ughhh says – reply to this

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be proud betch!!! she's a stuck up d lister.
Marco Pervo says – reply to this

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She has no ethinicity crisis, she knows she's a mutt like most Americas. Even with that crazy hair, Jalba Rules!
Marco Pervo says – reply to this

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She has no ethinicity crisis, she knows she's a mutt like most Americans. Even with bad hair, Jalba still Rules!
jubbie says – reply to this

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wait whats a plebeian?
js says – reply to this

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Re: MEXICANS STINK – Talk about hating.
judy says – reply to this

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Actually Lola you don't know what I call Cameron Diaz….
I was referring to an interview she did, and I know a large number of Mexican people who no longer wish to watch her movies and do not care for her as an actress, role model or anything else for that matter.
As for not denying her heritage…what do you think not associating herself with her "Latina" heritage is??? Of course that means she denies it!! You must read between the lines sweetheart. As a woman who holds her own Master's degree in education, I see so many young men and women ashamed of what they are because of their skin color. That can mean, 'Mexican, Latino/a, Hispanic, Chicano/a, Cuban, Guatemalan, etc. (Choose whichever moniker you like) They see the racism because they have darker skin, they see when people that look like them get into trouble with the law, they see all the negativity that people say about their race (cleaning toilets?) then they see an actress that on the surface LOOKS LIKE THEM say she is actually more white than "Latina?" Quit whining and defending someone who shouldn't have opened her ignorant mouth to begin with. You have no idea who I am, what I believe in and you spelled decendent wrong. (its descendent)
Rebecca says – reply to this

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Re: lola –
Lola you are a dumbass!!!!! Shut up and listen to those people who actually stand up for what is right!!! You sound like a moron!!!! Why the hell bring Cameron Diaz into this????? Who the hell cares what she is??? She never said anything bad about being Cuban!!! Get your facts straight!!!!
bobby says – reply to this

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She is stupid. Plain and simple. Judy is right!! Down with racism!!

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