Paris Going Back To Jail?

Filed under: Paris Hilton > Australiastic

File this one under improbable but hilarious if true.

Cult Australian TV show Prisoner: Cell Block H is being turned into a musical. The show will premiere on London's West End and the Australian press is reporting that Paris Hilton will star in it!

Oh, yeah…she's play a lesbian inmate!!!

Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 9:30 am / Email this »

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j dizzler says – reply to this

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what up?
nick says – reply to this

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wat?!?
Never heard of Prisoner: Cell Block H an im from oz
christina says – reply to this

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I love Paris–Good luck to her in all she does!!!!!!!!!
lou says – reply to this

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first
BIANCA B BIANCA B BIANCA B BIANCA B BIANCA B BIANCA B says – reply to this

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HOLY SHIZNIT DAWGG!!!
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Morgan says – reply to this

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first
dav3e says – reply to this

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95th
Desert Gal says – reply to this

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Good…she should…la cabrona
Christian says – reply to this

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Thats Hot! #1? whatever good way to start my morning with a little paris in my cup!
parisjajajaja says – reply to this

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my asshole tightend up a little when i saw her face………i have no idea why
g says – reply to this

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d
Brazil says – reply to this

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oi BIBA!
você é muito bichonaa!
BICHA BALEIA ASSASSINA!

PARECE UM PORCO ROSADO!
VAI A MERDA, DAR O BUTAO.
BICHA COMIGO TEM VEZ NAO!

VAI BATER PUNHETA PRO LANCE DO NSYNC!!!

FODA SE
VAI TOMAR NO BUTAO

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VC GOSTA!
hihi says – reply to this

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last bitches hahahaha just kiddin
ATXPARTYBOI says – reply to this

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Now she can use her time in the big house as yet another positive thing, research for the role. Work it momma! Work it!
foofie says – reply to this

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WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ON HER ELBOW? SHE LOOKS LIKE DOODIE IN THAT PIC. MAN, THE OLDER SHE GETS, THE UGLIER SHE IS GONNA GET.
Brazil says – reply to this

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FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIA DA PUTA
nan says – reply to this

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DROOPY EYE ALLERT!!!!!!!!
RJ says – reply to this

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Duh Perez - this show was already in the West End 10 years ago.

Do your research.

And do you really think that Paris Hilton could really appear in a week's worth of performances for even 1 week? Forget it.
nan says – reply to this

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DROOPY EYE ALERT!!!!!!
ivana Jercough says – reply to this

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I do not like Pariz. I like Perez.
Paris has freakishly large monkey feet and an annoyong voice.
Perez is a charismatic self-made hunk of a man with outstandingly handsome physical features.

GO PEREZ!!!
P E T U N I A says – reply to this

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Doing the Beyonce?
Herpes Hilton says – reply to this

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What is up with her elbow bruise? This is the oldest looking mid-twenty-ish woman in the world! Love her herpes too…
jesselee says – reply to this

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what's the bruise on her elbow?
Morgz says – reply to this

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prisoner was awesome …. if paris was in jail with Bee she would get the shit kicked out of her
britneystoenail says – reply to this

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whats up with that nasty bruise on her elbow….
nunca says – reply to this

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What's going on with her elbow? Is that a nasty sore?
fIoNa says – reply to this

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Paris is cool, but stil a bit of an asshole… lesbianism should suit her, i always tought of her as a lesbian…
kaity says – reply to this

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eh…only a slight improvement from britney. at least you're back to work!
diddlemouse says – reply to this

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what happened to her elbow? see the big scab?
Joe Average says – reply to this

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Gawd she is seriously fug! Just fucking O.D. already!
Lali says – reply to this

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why is her arm briused up?
well i wonder how much "acting" it will take her to be a lesbo?
olsentwins-wannabe says – reply to this

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that's hot.
but she's pulling a Beyonce.
that's not hot.
armits aren't sexy.
AG says – reply to this

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what did she do to her elbow??
martha stewart says – reply to this

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she copied my hairstyle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BETCH!
Paris Is A Bitch says – reply to this

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Is her lezbot role why she's now sporting a dyke-do? PARIS IS A BITCH! I hate her lazy eye and her herpes.
cai says – reply to this

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what's on her elbow???
yo says – reply to this

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It looks like she cut her arm. I don't mean SHE cut it… did she? She needs vitamins and should drink more orange juice.
Kat says – reply to this

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Paris looks like her mother Kathy. I don't think her haircut is bad, and it is good she isn't those hair extensions.
PARIS HAS HERPES says – reply to this

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With all of her money-can't she get that lazy eye fixed? His her new roel the reason why she's sporting that dyke-do?
Christine says – reply to this

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Ooooohhhh, she's even sexier with that scab on her elbow…. looks like a bruise on her arm too. Perhaps rough sex??????
Lalala says – reply to this

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Shes is sooooooooo fugly!!!!!!!!!
Christine says – reply to this

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Perhaps the looooongest 15 minutes ever, but, dare I say her star is burning out… YAY!!!
Jen says – reply to this

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Nice bruised and cut up arm….Jail does a body good.
diddlemouse says – reply to this

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And is that a healed scar or a thread under her right arm, just above the gathering on her dress?
mikemuscles21 says – reply to this

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Through your trauma & negative experience's comes growth and positive change. This might be something interesting for her to try….
d. says – reply to this

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nothing wrong to lose a bit of her stardom in exchange for some well intentionated critics. she´s a great woman
Soda says – reply to this

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eeewwweee - she has herpes on her elbow!
Slutney says – reply to this

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STUPID SPOILED WHORE. She has that Just-Been-Jizzed-On face.
Jayce says – reply to this

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Skant Alert!
Princess Fiona says – reply to this

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Ewww…this used bitch has been ridden on more times that the Cyclone at Coney Island.
Laury says – reply to this

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Perez sweetie, please check the spelling before posting something, I see at least two typos here.
Donna K. says – reply to this

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I hate this Klassless Biaaatch SO MUCH.
Jen says – reply to this

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bitch is doing beyonce's pose.. no making fun of her? how typical
Wonk Eye says – reply to this

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Wha'ts up with Wonky Eye's elbow? All scratched up? She does not look good in this pose. PARIS, When you gonna sport your own eyes instead of the fake ones. We all know your wonky eye is not blue!
aussie chick says – reply to this

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she is nowhere near bogan enough to handle it
Aussie Rulez says – reply to this

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Re: nick – Its from back in the ghetto dayz.. like 20 years ago. Like the "Home & Away" of our parents generation. It was not hot.
keepamophandy says – reply to this

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noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Memory says – reply to this

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The older she gets, the uglier she gets. She is not as pretty as she was when she first "came out" into the public light in her late teens/early 20s. Rode hard and put up wet? May be the cause. Just think - what man in his right mind would ever marry someone like her? Everybody's had her …. so many films of her with various men. Money can't buy you love, Paris!!
ger says – reply to this

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What the F is wrong with her elbow?
catty says – reply to this

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Bad pic. paris is starting to look old. She looks too much like her mother. something about the nose. It is too long but bet its great for muff diving
catty says – reply to this

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Bad pic. paris is starting to look old. She looks too much like her mother. something about the nose. It is too long but bet its great for muff diving
Portaligas says – reply to this

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What wrong in her arm?, she have a terrible cut!
Calcbunny says – reply to this

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I LOVED Cell block H, I was so addicted everyday at 5:30.

Awesome show!
ego says – reply to this

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hey, what is that cut on her arm…ew.
classless hack says – reply to this

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She's a classless hack who will continue to get more trannyesque as she ages. Remember guys…this one does require a prescription for Valtrex.
montana mike says – reply to this

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her head looks too big for that body, and she must have been on her knees and elbows doing something. this thing gets uglier everytime i see a new picture. a waste of humanity–oh yeah, that same pose all the time has to go
Ugly as Crap says – reply to this

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This girl is losing her looks, faster than anyone. At least she still has $$
Ugly as Crap says – reply to this

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who cares about her elbow? What's wrong with her face? This girl is losing her looks, faster than anyone. At least she still has $$
ohlala says – reply to this

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she kinda looks like carolyn bessette-kennedy here
gGirlNYC says – reply to this

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Is it just me or is her lazy eye looking like… lazier lately? I first noticed in those photos with Adrien Greniere. It really looks like, half shut all the time now. And I used to think it wasnt that obvious. Shes not going to age well…
JEEZLOUISE says – reply to this

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CAPTION SHOULD READ; GETTING MORE UGLY DAY BY DAY….
monkey says – reply to this

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Looks like paris has a little carpet burn on her elbow…she gets skankier in every recent photo I see of her, maybe if she would lay off the dick she wouldn't look so old haggard and just used up.
monkey says – reply to this

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Looks like paris has a little carpet burn on her elbow…maybe if she would lay off the dick she wouldn't look so old haggard and used up. Perfect for her to show her talents as a whore on tv…not a big stretch!
t says – reply to this

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Uh, what happened to her elbow?
She Stinks! says – reply to this

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Shift your attention to Britney now please…who wants to look at this old banged up woman anymore? And the fact that she's trying to play off like she has a brain and a conscience is just plain silly. Please Paris… go back to dancing on bars at clubs, hanging out with trash, doing copious amounts of liquor and drugs, and give us some new porn. You've only got a few good years left. XO
katarina says – reply to this

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That looks like a terrible cut / bruise on her elbow. And it looks all swollen what is up w/that . ?????
DREA says – reply to this

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tha is funny but what is tha on her elbow?
Paris has fungus! says – reply to this

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Looks like genital warts on her elbow…hope it spreads to her face!!
Barron says – reply to this

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Looks like some disease she picked up off the toilets in jail…or maybe just battle wounds from being kicked around like the Bitch she is!
Ele says – reply to this

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How come Paris now has Hilary Clinton's hair style? She looks so much like a young Hilary Clinton.
NO MORE says – reply to this

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That girl is looking used and tired. Please just let her fade away. She is so yesterday and so boring.
benz says – reply to this

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her elbow looks weird
BLONDIE says – reply to this

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No "real" Paris storie's to tell???????????????????????????????????????????????????
Hello Kitty says – reply to this

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Like this is so far from her life ?

PASS
sarah says – reply to this

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she can be my jail bait any day not that theirs much to chew on though i might have to have a side of lohan and nikki
tizza says – reply to this

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Ok. We all know Paris helps run this site. Why was this picture picked? All the details going on in her dress draws attention to her elbow. Was she being dragged on the foor while smoking crack? It looks all ficked up. Photoshop couldn't help this? C'mon!
nina says – reply to this

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i wish you could go to jail and leave us alone!
i used to like you, but ur turning annoying!!
Georgia says – reply to this

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What a joke. Keep her, London — please! Let Hilton be a terrible role model for your teenagers — not ours.
how sad says – reply to this

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Paris Hilton = Betty White!!
kmath says – reply to this

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Perez Hilton's story is like a real life Mean Girls script. At first he mocks the popular crowd, then they (Paris) acknowledge him so he says he will just play along, but then he just turns into what he started out hating. Now he's just like her and he jumps through hoops for her. All because Paris gave him the time of day. Pathetic. There's a youtube clip where he runs away mid-interview on the red carpet to go say 'Hi' to Paris…it's easy to find and it shows you the true Perez Hilton.
Nikki says – reply to this

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OMG enough with your fucking typos! "She's play a lesbian inmate"? You mean SHE'D PLAY A LESBIAN INMATE right?

For fuck's sake learn how to spell or use spell check!
lemac says – reply to this

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prisoner rocks, paris rocks can't wait. They've done a musical of prisoner twice now, both were amazing. Go Perez
The Phantom says – reply to this

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Perez come out of this whore's diseased ridden vagina, and quit posting her pictures. Your readers might catch a venereal disease just looking at her!
HELLO PEREZITO says – reply to this

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PEREZ, YOU FORGOT THAT SHE IS DOING A BEYONCE! YOUR SLACKING MY LOVER
Precious says – reply to this

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ewwwwwwwww to her elbow..what is that on there..
I am not gay says – reply to this

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Paris does look a bit like her mother Kathy, but she has an "Aunt Kim Richards"
irresistible quality about her. I love Paris! More Paris please.
ALF says – reply to this

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Way to go Paris, next comes the film, photo shoots, bling bling bling, I like it, way to cash in on the fact that you did 23 days for a lesser offense than Nicole Ritchie did 82 minutes for, actual cell time was 35 minutes. Also being draged out of your house by the sheriff's on live tv, ala oj internationally seen, bling bling bling i see a mega lotto 300 million, I mean lawsuit. ALF
onion sucker says – reply to this

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That girl is certainly no natural beauty.
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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Paris Hilton
will play a lesbian prison inmate?
TALK ABOUT GAY PA REE !!!
.
Rash Manly therashreport.com
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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When Paris got out of jail
after her 26 day ordeal, all the newspapers
should have borrowed a headline I saw
on a World War II newspaper.
(I know I ran with this headline.)
.
PARIS LIBERATED!

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