Paris Going Back To Jail?

File this one under improbable but hilarious if true.
Cult Australian TV show Prisoner: Cell Block H is being turned into a musical. The show will premiere on London's West End and the Australian press is reporting that Paris Hilton will star in it!
Oh, yeah…she's play a lesbian inmate!!!















































Prisoner Cell Block H: The Musical was adapted for the stage about 11 years ago! I know. I went to see it in 1997 at the Palace Theatre in Manchester, UK. It starred Lilly Savage and the original actress who played Ferguson (The Freak). It was hillarious - intentionally so!
that is her ugly face on another body
What is wrong with "o" girls elbow?
Actually, Paris is starring in a musical horror movie called "Repo" and that's why she's in Toronto right now. Somewhere some wires were crossed. That's Hollywood for ya!
And yes….she'll be singing in the movie.
why does she look like an old woman… or a senator?
Perez Hilton / Perez Sez is: Extremely ”Gay” and BORING!!! You acted like you have never seen an entertainer before and the excitement you felt being in the presence of a (real) star simply overwhelmed you. Perez, you are truly the “ONLY” person in the world making money (short lived I hope) for absolutely NO TALENT, NO CLASS, NO RESPECT FOR OTHERS and saying things to create turmoil, jelousy, bitterness, heartache, sadness….etc., of the people in the entertainment business,(who are the TRUE entertainers of America) and then you seem to think of yourself as a “STAR”!!! Perez, when it stops for you it will be VERY abrupt. It is honestly a wonder we have anyone who would want to entertain us with people like you. YOU ARE A VERY “LUCKY”, UNTALENTED TROUBLE MAKER. Sharon
Uh oh, looks like she has a mark left from the heroine needle on her arm. oh well she can still work it.