Thanks For The Memories

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Shaquille O'Neal filed for divorce from wife of nearly five years Shaunie on Tuesday.

The Miami Heat baller instigated the proceedings. "The marriage between the parties is irretrievably broken," says his petition, filed by attorney Ira Elegant.

Shaq and his wife have four kids together - Shareef, 7, Amirah, 5, Shaqir, 4, and Me'Arah, 1.

Of course, the couple has a pre-nup agreement.

The two have a "Cohabitation/Prenuptial Agreement and Acknowledgment of Property Disclosure and Waiver of Further Disclosure," the petition says. A copy of their agreement "will be filed … under seal" — if the court allows — and "contains extensive provisions providing for confidentiality and non-disclosure."

Per the pre-nup, Shaunie would get primary custody and Shaq would get "liberal" visitation rights.

He's probably already got five chicks on the side!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

    Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 10:43 pm / Email this  »

    176 comments to “Thanks For The Memories”

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    1. Kobe says – reply to this


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      SHIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    2. so says – reply to this


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      hes gay

    3. i sucked his cock says – reply to this


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      i sucked his cock it big and hes a huge cummer

    4. jo says – reply to this


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      how sad

    5. mel says – reply to this


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      ogre

    6. Jason says – reply to this


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      Poor kids :(

    7. fag says – reply to this


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      fag

    8. cyn. says – reply to this


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      KAZAAM!

    9. MsCarolyn says – reply to this


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      third…take him to the bank honey

    10. hahaha says – reply to this


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      hehehe

    11. natalie1 says – reply to this


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      No fuckin way do I give a shit!!

    12. a;sldkf says – reply to this


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      third BROOHEEEMS

    13. dang says – reply to this


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      I feel sorry for the kids, can they make it in life with those names???

    14. dfsdf says – reply to this


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      fff

    15. thebestmoms.com says – reply to this


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      I heard he was workin' with small parts…poor girl-well, not anymore : )

    16. BlackBard79 says – reply to this


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      HOLY SHIT!

    17. uh[]0tiqtiu says – reply to this


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      wow another divorce what a surprise!

    18. chacha says – reply to this


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      noo end of an era

    19. fags says – reply to this


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      LAST!

    20. Tresca says – reply to this


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      I did not see this coming!

    21. FIRST BIATCHEZ says – reply to this


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      F1RST! HAH

    22. anon says – reply to this


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      oh my. :/

    23. mellie says – reply to this


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      first bitches!!

    24. poo says – reply to this


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      shazzam!

    25. Bitchie says – reply to this


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      typical. yawn.

    26. weeone says – reply to this


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      Fifth?

    27. JimBob says – reply to this


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      oh no!!!!! i thought they'd last forever :( i feel for their kids. sigh. sad day.

    28. Victoria says – reply to this


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      What a shame :( I wish them the best through this trying time , especially their babies…

    29. mom 2 says – reply to this


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      why am I not surprised????

    30. meeee says – reply to this


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      aw i loved them together :(

    31. MrB says – reply to this


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      The worst part is… once you do the 'do' with BIG Shaq, everyone is a "short short man" Too bad, they seemed so happy.

    32. asdas says – reply to this


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      asd FIRST

    33. perez is a kike says – reply to this


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      whatever

    34. chantal says – reply to this


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      dumbasses! i remember when they got married and she was pregnant with her last child. i think it was on E! weddings or something. they suck!

    35. me says – reply to this


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      everyone knew he was cheating on her the whole time

    36. V says – reply to this


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      That's sort of ironic, because on MTV Cribs, when they were showing the guest room, Shaq was joking about how he gets sent here for punishment when they get in fights or something, and his wife was all "no he doesn't."

    37. claudiaaa says – reply to this


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      everyone is splitting or what?

    38. SeeMore says – reply to this


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      Kobe's next !!!

    39. Shannon says – reply to this


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      Is there ANY newer celebrity couple that stay together anymore??? Now when you read stories about celebrities it will say LONG TIME couple and they've only been together like 4-5 years!

    40. Lysette says – reply to this


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      So true, Perez. He probably has the hoochies lined up. The marriage must be approaching the Ten Year mark - time to dissolve before wifey gets half regardless of the prenup.

      Shaq is gross.

    41. misshlly says – reply to this


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      Yay. she always seemed like a gold digging whore.

    42. Kobe says – reply to this


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      Re: mellie – 23rd bitch

    43. spenceispoo says – reply to this


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      i heard he's proportionately small - but he's fucking 7'2 with size 23 feet. that means about 13 inches. anyway, bummer about the divorce - he got heart broken by some cheatin chick in college - he made the call this time. good job on the pre-nup superman!

    44. David says – reply to this


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      I'm a big shaq fan..I think it sucks that they are getting divorced. I hope it's not from either cheating on the other. Im sure he'll still be an involved parent. Shaqs an awsome guy.

    45. asl says – reply to this


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      first

    46. spenceispoo says – reply to this


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      but really - i can't wait til heidi and smelly spence breakup and she gives back this cheap ass ring. that will be a day of celebration and dinner for 2 at donatello's. what losers - bail heidi

    47. Holly GoFuckYourself says – reply to this


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      i was wondering when they were gonna come to an end. She's been checked out for a while. You could see it in her face even as long ago as their 'Cribs' episode. At least they tried what with all their kids and what not… she's still hot. she'll be fine.. WITH ALL HIS MONEY! woot woot!

    48. perezioza reader says – reply to this


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      I would have dumped his ass as soon a that PUTA whore superhead put it in writing.

    49. Shaq says – reply to this


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      Now that I am single, I am going to top Perez and make him bleed.

    50. Jamie says – reply to this


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      More like 100.

    51. nikkkki says – reply to this


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      no suprise here. when he used to play for the lakers i would always see him with ladies @ the 4 seasons in bhills. surprised the marriage lasted as long as it did. hope she gets bank $$$$

    52. Fuchsia says – reply to this


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      Her gash must be the Grand Canyon of gashes.

    53. flgirl says – reply to this


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      that was one fam that I thought would work but daaaaaaaaaaaammmm now days nothing is safe

    54. e-dawg says – reply to this


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      that sucks. they always seemed like a great couple. poor kids, they always suffer when parents do this.

    55. flgirl says – reply to this


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      #2 youre a fucking idiot and #4 YOU MUST BE A GROUPIE HO otherwise no hormal female will fuck a man when you know he's married WITH kids

    56. HAHA says – reply to this


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      THE BEST MTV CRIBS SHOW WAS THE ONE WITH TWIGGY RAMIREZ, WHO HAD AN APARTMENT WITH NO LIGHTS, A BROKEN CAR, JUST TAKING THE PISS OUT OF THE RAPPERS AND THEIR "BLING-BLING", I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!!!!!!!!

    57. Rachel says – reply to this


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      Her vagine is like sleeve of wizard.

    58. PHILOSOPHY says – reply to this


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      I thought shaquille read nietzche–it'll help him out in this time of anguish…hahahah!!!!

    59. Nicole says – reply to this


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      Guess its not "for richer or richer" like I belive they said in their marriage vows.

      Oh well.

    60. weeee!!! says – reply to this


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      SEE!!! KOBE BRYANT WAS RIGHT!!!

    61. Rich says – reply to this


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      Sorry Shaq, should had told you, never marry a woman with a tattoo, especially if they have more than you. Those are the tramp, party girls, which like it in the ass. They are only good for one thing, but don't take them home.

    62. beyach says – reply to this


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      did kobe not have a pre-nup? that'd explain his pussy-whipped behaviour giving that stupid 4 million ring to that useless bitch

    63. luckylaura says – reply to this


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      Well no big deal here..well maybe now the kids will learn how to feed themselves instead of the nanny. The family has come into my restaurant in Orlando quite a few times..while they make a gigantic mess..at least they tip decently…

    64. dildo says – reply to this


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      she'll have to use a 5-liter container of propane for a dildo from now on

    65. You and Me says – reply to this


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      I remember seeing their "wedding album photos" in People magazine back then. i knew it wouldn't last.

    66. for the love of pete says – reply to this


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      i used to like him until i saw those FUCKED UP, STUPID ASS NAMES he gave his poor, helpless children. what a twat.

    67. Kobe Bryant says – reply to this


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      Damn foo! She probably caught him paying off the hookers like I said…

    68. linds says – reply to this


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      he slept with a slut i know, in toronto. walked in on it. gross

    69. RITA says – reply to this


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      RICH PEOPLE NEVER STAY TOGETHER THESE DAYS.

    70. FRIDAY says – reply to this


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      who gives a FUCK

    71. Neneh says – reply to this


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      That woman better get compensated for letting that crusty black Oaf have sex with her for so many years!!!!!! And what's up with these whack ass names for the kids! What is this- a Sindbad revival????

    72. mayer says – reply to this


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      SHOCKER! Think he has cheated much?

    73. gossipmonger says – reply to this


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      Girlfriend, you should've gone the Vanessa-$3mil-purple-diamond-Bryant Route, and got your cold assets in an easy to carry lil' package. She probably would have one for every finger by now. All she'd have to do is just walk out the damn door with her kids.

    74. kathie! says – reply to this


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      Girlfriend should be celebrating, after 5 years her vagina will finally get some rest.

    75. Da Man says – reply to this


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      “The marriage between the parties is irretrievably broken,” is something that needs to get flushed out. Why is it irretrievable? Because the chick banged the mailman? Cuz Shaq likes dick? Is a perpetual cheater? Gave his wife herpes? You gossip reporters must get the WHY not just the WHAT. Goddamnit!

      PS: His ugly ho wears a strapon at dinner parties!

    76. Lisa says – reply to this


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      That sucks! I remember seeing them together on cribs and I thought they were awesome :(

    77. Da Man in the Can says – reply to this


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      “The marriage between the parties is irretrievably broken,” flush that info out homeboy. Why is it irretrievable? Because the chick banged the mailman? Cuz Shaq likes dick? Is a perpetual cheater? Gave his wife herpes? You gossip reporters must get the WHY not just the WHAT. And lemme post a comment Goddamnit!

      PS: His ugly ho wears a strapon at dinner parties!

    78. mhm says – reply to this


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      i know he has at least one chick on the side… she lives in my neighborhood along with their daughter

    79. beachy says – reply to this


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      that guy knows he needs to stay out of the sun

    80. *Bitch* says – reply to this


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      Does he look like a dumbass in most of his pics or just ALL of them?

    81. jOLIE says – reply to this


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      She's been siphoning(sp) money into her own accounts. Shaq is pissed, LOL. YOU GO GIRL!!!!!

    82. thrive says – reply to this


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      too bad….but then again, it's been known that he's had hoes on the side for so long and some outside kids as well.

    83. LEWIS says – reply to this


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      ABOUT 3 YEARS AGO I SAW SHAQ ATA ITALIAN RESTAURANT IN SEATTLE WITH A LADY NOT IN THE PICTURE. WHEN I TRIED TO GET A PIC THE OWNER OF THE RESTAURANT SAID IT WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA BECAUSE IT WAS NOT TO BE HIS WIFE. ALSO THE OWNER SAID HE DINES THEIR QUITE OFTEN WHEN HE IS IN SEATTLE

    84. steve says – reply to this


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      from that angle she looks like a drag queen

    85. sha says – reply to this


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      now u know superheads next in line!!

    86. Tra says – reply to this


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      go GIRL!

    87. Candy Barr says – reply to this


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      I am wondering how long it took her to dream up the names of those children!

    88. Kallie says – reply to this


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      Wait, his children are named Amirah and Me’Arah??? Could they not think of another name and just switched around the sounds of their other daughter's name instead?

    89. Carlos says – reply to this


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      Nobody with a brain cares.

    90. msbrooksie says – reply to this


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      That is sad, he is one cool guy, I have seen him on cribs and this wedding show, it is funny…hopefully they can work it out for their children…

    91. BENNETT POSTS IN ALL CAPS says – reply to this


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      DAMN SHAQ IS SO BLACK YOU CAN'T SEE HIM IN THE PIC!
      ..
      ..
      WHAT'S WITH THE AFRICAN KIDS NAMES
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      ..
      KOBE SOLD OLD SHAQ BY TELLING HIS AFFAIRS

    92. kobed says – reply to this


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      he's burn't to the crisp!!!!!!!!!!!!

    93. Snapneck says – reply to this


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      Those kids have the most fucked up names.

    94. Micheal Jackson says – reply to this


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      Homie needs to stay out of the sun. He's black as a bowling ball.

    95. Princess Mags says – reply to this


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      8O Oh Hell no! This some Jerry Springer shit! I did not see this coming.
      How sad.. :cry:

    96. What says – reply to this


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      ANOTHER divorce??? Why can't anyone stay together anymore? It saddens me.

    97. nhf27780 says – reply to this


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      It`s kind of sad :( I think Shaq is a class act and I hope everything can remain amicable for the sake of everyone.

    98. LC BITCHS!!! says – reply to this


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      well he most definitely has one bitch on the side this kid from my school has a fucking hot mom and he fucks her all the time shes a newsreporter so its easy kinda like her hahahaha

    99. jp says – reply to this


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      his PP must be about 20 inches, he's a big dude.

    100. lakevubud says – reply to this


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      Shareef….Amirah…..Shaquir…..Me'Arah!?!?!?!
      WTF is with these Mulimesque Names? Me'Arah??????????????????????????
      F'n ridiculous!

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