Thanks For The Memories

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Shaquille O'Neal filed for divorce from wife of nearly five years Shaunie on Tuesday.

The Miami Heat baller instigated the proceedings. "The marriage between the parties is irretrievably broken," says his petition, filed by attorney Ira Elegant.

Shaq and his wife have four kids together - Shareef, 7, Amirah, 5, Shaqir, 4, and Me'Arah, 1.

Of course, the couple has a pre-nup agreement.

The two have a "Cohabitation/Prenuptial Agreement and Acknowledgment of Property Disclosure and Waiver of Further Disclosure," the petition says. A copy of their agreement "will be filed … under seal" — if the court allows — and "contains extensive provisions providing for confidentiality and non-disclosure."

Per the pre-nup, Shaunie would get primary custody and Shaq would get "liberal" visitation rights.

He's probably already got five chicks on the side!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

    Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 10:43 pm / Email this  »

    176 comments to “Thanks For The Memories”

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    1. in your face says – reply to this


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      finally! this dumb bitch from my high school has been f**king him for the last 2 years.

    2. catty says – reply to this


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      at least she was smart enough to reproduce like a rabbit, she will have her hand in his pocket for 17 more years. All the money without all the trouble.

    3. CoochiePop says – reply to this


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      Re: Snapneck – LMAO hahaha

    4. I gave your daughter that STD because she is a stupid slut like her mother says – reply to this


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      shaq is a dumb cunt. obviously not a role model like Kobe. no wait I meant jason kidd. no wait. just another golddiggin cunt like most bitches in america.

    5. I gave your daughter that STD after I fondled her little brother while the mom went out on a date says – reply to this


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      shaq is not a role model like Bush. I mean like Cheney.

      Ron Paul for President

    6. jeff says – reply to this


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      Hey asshole, you plagerized your hole fucking blog from the miami herald, give credit where its due ASS!!!!! you're lucky you don't get sued more. And your voice is so fucking annoying on all of your new promos. you're not cutting edge…you've fallen over. sorry perez. fat kid/dork syndrome as a kid? guess what, you still are! hugs and kisses.

    7. camaguey says – reply to this


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      My word! This man looks like an abnormally, grotesquely large ORANGUTAN!!! Brrrrrrrgh!!!!

    8. Rescue Crews On Standby Outside Her Vagina says – reply to this


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      News flash: There are rescue crews on standby outside of Mrs. Shaq's vagina. They are stationed there to rescue any unsuspecting men who might acidentally fall victim to the cavernous crater called her pussy.
      Mrs. Shaq was heard saying "Is it in yet" as the unidentified man disappeared into the abyss.

    9. Miami says – reply to this


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      WHATEVR he has been doggin her for YEARS !!! This girl both me and my friend know had a friend who was fucked him on the side years ago. She said he was really nasty. When they were done he was like get the fuck outta here. My source says they did it at THE LOEWS !!!!!

    10. oh and ps says – reply to this


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      The other young "famous" Heat baller isn't any better

    11. paca says – reply to this


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      like a typical black monkey this ape shaquille oneill already has a bunch of out of wedlock kids with multiple women. blacks are just phucken animals!!!

    12. Tina says – reply to this


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      I love u Shaq!!!!

    13. rolo says – reply to this


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      i heard his dick looks like an eggplant!!

    14. Not Surprised says – reply to this


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      I heard he was the biggest manwhore

    15. Tina says – reply to this


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      I love u Shaq - what i would give for 1 night of fucking and sucking!!!!

    16. Lauren says – reply to this


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      OK- His right hand looks freakishly wooden and fake…

    17. Michelle says – reply to this


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      I know for a fact he was unfaithful to her a long time ago. and I'm sure he has been since…Liars Suck

    18. Mickey says – reply to this


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      That's too bad…he seems like a great guy and a dad that loves his kids.

    19. sexisteffi says – reply to this


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      he cheats and she gives him baby after baby. she cheats and he gives her a divorce? yea ok, that seems fair. lol!

    20. Sherise says – reply to this


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      Bet her box got all wore out from fucking that big,black foot-long soda can dick Shaq's got swinging between those legs of his.

    21. Tara says – reply to this


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      Both of them should be arrested for giving their children those names. Those poor kids!

    22. K says – reply to this


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      Wow this SUCKS and I'm SHOCKED. I loved Shaq and and his wife Shaunie. They were so great and funny together. From my first hand knowledge, they were the nicest celeb couple you'll ever meet. This really suck. Hopefully there's still a chance for them to reconcile.

    23. J says – reply to this


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      SHAQ IS WACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE HAD BETTER HIDE SOME MONEY. HE WANTS TO LEAVE HER HIGH AND DRY. WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS? SHAQ YOU ARE A LOSER. YOU NEED TO BE A FATHER FIRST AND FAR MOST.

    24. Jen says – reply to this


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      Re: Miami – after thinking I don't think he said get the fuck outta here I htink he just bolted….he did it and then he got the fuck outta there. It was like a year ago.

    25. Mega says – reply to this


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      my friends who hang at the restaurant in the hotel when the NBA players stay while in Minneapolis, said he was one of the worst "playa's" - always trying to get a girl to go to his room. He told them he had an "open" marriage. Yeah- secret open marriage probably.

    26. TRACY says – reply to this


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      MAN I THOUGHT THEY MIGHT MAKE IT………………….:(

    27. Christine says – reply to this


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      He's probably got about 5 chicks swingin' from his dick with room for more! She pooped out 4 of his kids so she'll be taken care of.

    28. Christine says – reply to this


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      That should be popped out not pooped out. HAHAHAHA!

    29. A says – reply to this


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      could those kids' names be any more hood / backwoods africa/asia/ where the hell did they come up with that shit?? so frikin ghetto.

    30. SAT says – reply to this


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      Hey #123 - J, I think she may have been stashing some cash on the side (or maybe spending it on someone else ;) News reports claim that Shaq is asking for financial accounting of ALL the accounts (including stocks, bonds, etc) that she had access to…. (hmmm, the plot thickens)

    31. SAT says – reply to this


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      Hey #123 - J, I think she may have been stashing some cash on the side (or maybe spending it on someone else ;) News reports claim that Shaq is asking for financial accounting of ALL the accounts (including stocks, bonds, etc) that she had access to…. (hmmm, the plot thickens)…

    32. Kputta says – reply to this


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      Reports Say ,Shanie Used To Bend Him Over And Punk His Ass Out With A Dildo The Size Of His Left Leg ! Blacker Too !!

    33. no name says – reply to this


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      I KNOW HE HAS WOMEN ON THE SIDE BECAUSE I LIVE IN SOUTH BEACH. HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND WHO HE PUTS UP AT THE FLAMINGO BLDG AND OTHERS HE SLEEPS WITH. HE WAS CALLING MY FRIEND TRYING TO GET IN HER PANTS THIS PAST YEAR!!

    34. Eternal Skeptic says – reply to this


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      "Irretrievably broken?" Are you serious? Try "irretrievably lost" or "irreparably broken." I don't think I could stay married to a man with grammar skills that poor either.

    35. Mimi says – reply to this


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      He is so Gay!

    36. Rusty says – reply to this


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      #13 - dang says – reply to this

      I feel sorry for the kids, can they make it in life with those names???

      Shaquille made it, Oprah made it, Condaleeza Rice made it it! Now try the crazy names white stars give their children: Moon, Suri, Apple, Phinnaeus , Hazel, Indiana August, Pilot Inspektor, Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily, Fifi-Trixibelle, Peaches, Little Trixie, and Honeyblossom

      So give me a break, typical racist!

    37. Rusty says – reply to this


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      Re: Tara – C'mon Tara, you think Apple, Phinnaeus, Suri and Pilot Inspektor from the white stars are ny better?

    38. Rusty says – reply to this


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      Re: A
      They came up with those names the same place white people got their childrens names..like Moon and Apple and Pilot Inspekto and Phoenix and Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily, Fifi-Trixibelle, Peaches, Little Trixie, and Honeyblossom

    39. saybo says – reply to this


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      Shaq is a TOTAL cheater…He was calling a friend of mine and trying to date her while married….She said no,she's not interested, but then, Shaq told my friend that his wife lets him have one girlfriend at a time!!While they are both married!!To quote Wendy Williams…They are both "chicken heads." Women who are with pro athletes are dumb..They ALL think their man wont cheat on them, but they ALL do!!Mrs. Oneil should not have sold out for the money to begin with…this man's reputation is terrible!!! It's sickening!

    40. Emily says – reply to this


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      How terrible. I wish them both the best of luck. Breaking up is so hard.

    41. celina says – reply to this


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      All those trashy,cheap,loser women he cheats on his wife with…(HE HAS A HUGE REPUTATION OF BLATANTLY CHEATING ON HIS WIFE…) will get theirs one day…Shaunie knew what she was getting into because its almost a fact that pro athletes don't respect their women…They just use their wives to have their babies and be the "wifey"…Nevertheless, the "other women" need to get a life of their own, some self esteem, and stop chasing dick and money that will NEVER be theirs….Women need to stand up and be REAL WOMEN and NOT ACCEPT THIS BAD BEHAVIOR FROM MEN!

    42. TIRED OF IT ALL says – reply to this


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      Where's Shaq? He's another Diddy! Loser!

    43. brenda says – reply to this


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      FINALLY!! i met her once and i couldn't stand the B****!! i felt sorry for him.

    44. Low says – reply to this


      144

      Shaq is HOT.

    45. insider says – reply to this


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      he's been cheating on her forever…its common knowledge

    46. Shannon says – reply to this


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      So sad for the childeren.

    47. larry says – reply to this


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      they made such a cute couple i hope they stay civil for the kids

    48. thirdhit says – reply to this


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      #13, no need to feel sorry for the children. They'll be richer than your broke ass any day of the week! As far as their names go it'll be Mr. or Miss. when your kids go to clean their toilets..bitch.

    49. carla w says – reply to this


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      YOU STUPID DUMB WOMEN WISH YOU COULD GET HIS COCK IN YOUR NASTY HERPES CARRYING MOUTH. HE LIKES BLACK WOMEN STUPID.

    50. Billy Jack says – reply to this


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      I can vouch for the south beach comment. A friend of mine used to live in the flamingo and we would see Shaq there from time to time. I told the doorman that I thought Shaq had a place on star island and he said that was for his wife and the flamingo was for his girlfriends.

    51. Jay says – reply to this


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      That's too bad! They actually seemed like a nice couple.
      Notice that HE filed!

    52. j says – reply to this


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      pro athletes should never get married….oh and rappers….and anyone in entertainment….drug dealers aren't good either…or middle aged men with cute secretaries…..or men who go to strip joints…or loser men who are too lazy to work for a living….or alcholics or drug addicts….men in politics don't have a good record either…rock stars aren't faithful….hmmmmmm

    53. Leroy says – reply to this


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      Nice neck sweat fat boy!

    54. Michelle says – reply to this


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      I work for a high raise rental building in south beach. Shaq and Wade both have rentals in the building that they bring women too.

    55. irene says – reply to this


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      I hope she cleans out his wallet tha cheating cox sucker!!!

    56. FL girl says – reply to this


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      Rumor has it here in FL that she was the one hooking up with someone else not him. Suppoesdly it was the personal trainer according to local radio stations.

    57. Shannon says – reply to this


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      grr, i almost got to see Shaquille O’Neal at beijing..

    58. Lin says – reply to this


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      Five Hundred.

    59. lezzie gina says – reply to this


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      I SMELL AN UNDERCOVER DYKE!!!

    60. $$$$ says – reply to this


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      YES we can now line up and fuck him silly. Sorry black girls but you have to know when to fold them. We are the reason why they come to us and not the "big dick" myth. They get sprung on us and tell you and everyone else that it is the other way around.

    61. Icuslipn says – reply to this


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      Clutching my pearls"Oh My"

    62. jules says – reply to this


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      if shes hiding money he was hiding secret a women knows when to be sneeky

    63. daisy says – reply to this


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      Why the hell did they name their kids that? WTF

    64. alicia says – reply to this


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      you know hes tired of hittin that . im sure hes got all kinds of hoes on the side .while his wife is trying to be a perfect wife and mother. poor kids they always pay for their stupid parents mistakes !!!!!

    65. JCT says – reply to this


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      His cock's got it's own zip code!

    66. momoca says – reply to this


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      My old boyfrinds roommate said that he used to see him "visiting" this girl down the block from them.

    67. Tupac's Homie says – reply to this


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      Tupac said that Sean just stood there and did nothing when he got shot at the elevator.

    68. sxycheeks says – reply to this


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      I'm sorry to hear this. I thought that they made a good couple and complimented each other well. It's a crying shame that our black families can't stay together. What is the world coming to???????????

    69. BigBlackDude says – reply to this


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      Shaq is 7 ft tall and weighs in at 340 pounds…. probably a good bet hes packin a big old black dick.

    70. Melissa says – reply to this


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      You can't put custody terms in a prenup. The court won't honor it. There's no way that's in there, unless they had horrible lawyers, which I doubt.

    71. beautyqueen says – reply to this


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      well i guess he got tired of cheaing on his wife and decided to be free to play oops video vixen wide open

    72. jaxx says – reply to this


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      Smart Man!! Pre-nups are so impoortant when you are worth millions!

    73. Kobe's says – reply to this


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      Re: LEWIS – AwWWWWWWe: Poor Shqipoo . Guess you can pound anybody you like but hey don't touch my cash man. Thats what I call playin' "D" like a man…. Pathetic guy probably die alone and broke like Wilt…. these guys have no clue what they are doing do they???

    74. sallyxmander says – reply to this


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      what is a pair of teeth floating in the air for?

    75. Afro Goddess says – reply to this


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      SHAUNIE KEEP YOUR MONEY CHICK! I'm proud of you! As soon as Shaq started sleeping with skizzies like Superhead I bet Shaunie started adding extra money to her secret bank account.

      YOU DON'T NEED TO BE WITH HIM TO GET HIS MONEY! You've done your time, now get the heck out and enjoy the good life.

    76. sexyboss says – reply to this


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      I hear that the youngest baby isn't Shaq's — it's the pool boy's!

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