We're Coming Out

Filed under: Personally Perez

Perez is a secret heterosexual!

    Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 7:18 pm / Email this  »

    83 comments to “We're Coming Out”

    1. mel says – reply to this


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      ha!

    2. ho says – reply to this


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      what a gay

    3. davide says – reply to this


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      yea okay and paris isnt a skank!

    4. jpm3 says – reply to this


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      never

    5. scary spine says – reply to this


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      what? I'm shocked

    6. Sakasha says – reply to this


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      this is news?

    7. Lopez says – reply to this


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      I'd like to see Beyonce's pussy.

    8. Stephanie says – reply to this


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      Hahahahaa. So true. We love you Perez.

    9. Infamous E Roberto says – reply to this


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      Fiiirrrrrsssstttt? What evsssssss. Snatch rules!

    10. Failure says – reply to this


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      might as well go back to gayness - no straight would want you

    11. This b jank says – reply to this


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      FIRST BETCH!

    12. Eric Kane says – reply to this


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      It's good that your popular right now, basically for nothing. But, you are the BIGGEST self-promoter on this site. And you actually have the nerve to call other people attention whores. lol

    13. Captain Cupcake says – reply to this


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      Castro is still alive. Perez, stick to vagina photos and outing the gays. No more real news for you.

    14. Carla says – reply to this


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      wefcwercv

    15. Megs says – reply to this


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      Perez post about how the allegations against Britney for child abuse were dropped so that her kids can't suffer from false rumors. that being said love the new ads for your show. :D

    16. natalie says – reply to this


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      doesnt everyone?

    17. Lisa says – reply to this


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      who cares ??

      boring

    18. trish says – reply to this


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      what.. lol no way

    19. Binky says – reply to this


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      Yawn, who cares. And learn how to spell "secret", dumbass!

    20. Amanda says – reply to this


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      Don't lie….

    21. Lesslie says – reply to this


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      HA

    22. dirty rico says – reply to this


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      you crazy girl

    23. Brenda says – reply to this


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      Yupeeee. Te quiero perez. Luv that shiz u talk about everyday. Keep up with the CHISME.

    24. fuck that says – reply to this


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      first

    25. Victoria says – reply to this


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      Suuuuure you do….

    26. wtf says – reply to this


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      sorry, I don't want you on my team!!!

    27. Brentallica says – reply to this


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      Cool. Me 2. Let's go on a Pussy Hunt! Kill…

    28. amy says – reply to this


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      Perez,

      Please lose the pubestache! Thanks.

    29. Bel says – reply to this


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      You so CRAZY!!!!!!!

    30. WTF says – reply to this


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      I knew it all along Perez…not.

    31. lora says – reply to this


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      yawn…….so now it's trendy to be hetro? Damn……….

    32. tti says – reply to this


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      iit's just a joke, he's still gay hom0

    33. Not Looking says – reply to this


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      not even gonna watch your youtube link. you're so self-promoting.
      go back to gossiping about people that matter.

    34. Chrissy says – reply to this


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      Typo babe, fix it. :)

    35. mebe says – reply to this


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      total moron U are

    36. Bytch says – reply to this


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      NIce.

    37. Lizz says – reply to this


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      ha ha hah ha!! God i Love him!!!your just awesome

    38. Let's Get Literate! says – reply to this


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      What's a "scret?" Good God, how'd you get where you are?

    39. KP says – reply to this


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      that's awesome…. we all knew the truth parez

    40. the princess says – reply to this


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      not intrested.sorry fatgay!

    41. BLONDIE says – reply to this


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      HE SAID BEA ARTHUR PEOPLE@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
      SHE'S LIKE 80 SUMTHIN' YEAR'S OLD. HE DID'NT MEAN IT@@@@@@@@@@@@@
      IF HE WAS STRAIGHT HE STILL WOULD'NT MEAN IT@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
      GOLDEN GIRL'S~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      LIFETIME'S BEEN RUNNING IT FOR LIKE A TRILLION YEAR'S~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      IN BETWEEN ALL OF THEIR "MADE FOR T.V." MOVIE'S~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      THEY SUCK$$$$$$$$$$$$$$^&*(*()()&*^%^$%$##$&&*(&*(*()*()*)

    42. BLONDIE says – reply to this


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      Re: Eric Kane
      SPOILED SPORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      JUST KIDDING~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    43. saffron_sadie says – reply to this


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      you're straight the same way that bush is a stellar president…

    44. drea says – reply to this


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      haha i cant wait to see the show.

    45. LIanneZA says – reply to this


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      hahah thats fucking awesome, perezzer.

    46. skinnygirluver says – reply to this


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      You love p#ssy as much as a Roach loves Raid.
      Oh yeah, the mustache is hideous. :P :P :P

    47. H says – reply to this


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      Actually perez is a polite perv with notorius female control over mind orgasm and low budget forbidden relationships

    48. toni says – reply to this


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      I'm attracted to you. Are you single?

    49. Cubican says – reply to this


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      OMG I can't wait for Sept 11th. You so crazy P. Love ya!

    50. jam says – reply to this


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      stop promoting yourself!

    51. Dan says – reply to this


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      Perez, as much as I hate you due to what u say about britney, this shit was HILARIOUS! as was ur shout out to Brit during Celebrity Rap Superstar. haha

    52. Leslie says – reply to this


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      you gotta lose some weight dude.

    53. STEVE-O says – reply to this


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      This show will tank faster than the TITANIC……….

    54. little mama says – reply to this


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      His eyes are so pretty in that clip.

    55. Eternal Skeptic says – reply to this


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      Yep, we all knew it. Perez was just waiting to proclaim his rugmuncher status.

      P, seriously… you would look so much better without the 'stache. Lose it!

    56. That's ok says – reply to this


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      That's ok…
      The straight world doesn't want ya…sweetie..

    57. Lamb Chop says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHA!!!! P - you're too funny & very cute! Smooches!

    58. Paulette says – reply to this


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      Perez, I love you, you're hilarious. Looks like your going to be a huge star! Congrats.

    59. What happened Pee Pee? says – reply to this


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      Did one of your fag hags give you some pussy? ha ha ha

    60. the gay mafia says – reply to this


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      perez ..You really must find a way to screen these lame breeders from haveing an arena to spread there unimageineative comments….Actually..scratch that there stipidity is funnier than brittneys weave..

    61. Kat says – reply to this


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      Nooooooo!

    62. zoe says – reply to this


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      I love pussy too!

    63. Bassdiva says – reply to this


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      I WANNA SEE YOUR PUSSY.. SHOW IT TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

    64. Diga says – reply to this


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      lol I love you PErez

    65. april says – reply to this


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      hay perez u like attention so lets see your pussyl mao

    66. huh says – reply to this


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      secretly, perez is just an asexual. it couldn't make love to itself if it tried.

    67. LV says – reply to this


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      I think you really actually are a HETERO…but I think being gay for you works…so you pretend to be gay!!! :)

    68. Sheena says – reply to this


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      ~I always knew you were straight!!~ Love ya! Mean it!

    69. Matt S says – reply to this


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      You should be straight for pay.

    70. Jamie says – reply to this


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      That was very lame. This show better not suck. I've already programmed my VCR.

    71. Sunny Sam says – reply to this


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      Yeah, sure.

      Perez is gayer than a feminine homosexual gay person. If he becomes gayer than he already is, he can claim he is a woman.

    72. *Bitch* says – reply to this


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      OMG! I knew it! I like the pussy myself!

    73. Perez Hilton has a shit face says – reply to this


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      wow Perez Hilton iz like most of u fags……….A FAG!!!! ha……..and he/she iz always gossipin about some motha fucker dam stop all dat dam big mouf'in shit mane yall got the biggest mouf's i have ever fuckin heard or seen…..dam……if we find out then we find out….if we dont, we dont………..DUH it's dat dam simple…….!!!!!!!GOD DAM!!!!

    74. bett says – reply to this


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      he's just saying he goes both ways so the chicks will go for him, he wishes he was straight, hes a homo all the way

    75. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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      Some people are just so darn sexy
      relations with just one sex would be far
      to limiting.
      (James Dean, Oscar Wilde, ect.)
      Perez just oozes sex appeal
      that none can resist! ;-) ;-)

    76. catty says – reply to this


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      you nasty, bad, naughty boy

    77. Martin says – reply to this


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      In the famous words of Nelson from The Simpsons, "Hahn Hanh" we know you're still a queen… of all media.

    78. bl says – reply to this


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      um, you need to stop with these you tube videos….they aren't funny, stick to what you do best.

    79. KeyserS says – reply to this


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      Either way, who in their right mind would date a disgusting fat fuck who can't even see his own junk.

    80. mika says – reply to this


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      Lose the Ron Jeremy moustach and get a stylist. If you are gonna call people out, you should be above reproach.

    81. lar says – reply to this


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      Now see, was that so hard? Don't you feel a lot better now?
      The truth shall set you free.

    82. I Smell Ass says – reply to this


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      Now there's a face made for…well, blogging. Stick to being behind-the-scenes, dude. You're not pretty or entertaining. It hurts how boring and unfunny you are in those clips. Seriously.

    83. guess who says – reply to this


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      mmm, I knew it. awesome cuz I want your hard cock in my ass PEREZZZ