What Happened To Colin Farrell???

He used to be so hot!

Now? Not so much.

Colin Farrell looked like a lesbian trucker from Glasgow at the premiere of his new film, Cassandra's Dream, Sunday night at the Venice Film Festival.

Actually, we take that back. That's an insult to lesbian truckers everywhere!

Colin just looked like assssssssss.

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 9:42 am / Email this »

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chacha says – reply to this

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ughh
chacha says – reply to this

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he looks like a bootleg anthony lapaglia
j dizzler says – reply to this

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hey hey boy
Nicole says – reply to this

4

you should do a seperated at birth with him and the guy from Roger Rabbit!
ambrosia says – reply to this

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Its the accent that is so hot not necessarily him.
kfjnskjdvgn says – reply to this

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i wanna crawl in his butthole……is that so wrong?
Marski says – reply to this

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poj - poj
Angela says – reply to this

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Leave Glasgow out of it………..
jodie says – reply to this

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he was never hot!
mendez says – reply to this

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he never looked good in begin with….
poo says – reply to this

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he will always be amaaazing to ME.
lovwepppo says – reply to this

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i wanna lick his hairy mancrack………..i apologize
babygirl says – reply to this

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he still looks cute
only1opinion says – reply to this

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Perez, what are you talking about???? He's always HOTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!
bianca B BIANCA B BIANCA B BIANCA B BIANCA B BIANCA B says – reply to this

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Lauren says – reply to this

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Haha.
Love it!
"lesbian trucker from Glasgow"
Best way to describe him and his looks.
In the Lou says – reply to this

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I disagree. He still looks good to me.
Rachel says – reply to this

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Why the fuss over rat face!!! He has beedy eyes and a head the size of a pin. Oh and most important, he's a drunk. Great guy!!

Rachel
Jennifer says – reply to this

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That's an insult to Glasgow!! Our men are gorgeous - too many to choose from!!!
laokike says – reply to this

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i want him to rub his man bulge in my face
Scottish Girl says – reply to this

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No - Glasgow lesbians have tatoos on their eyelids!
lolz says – reply to this

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fugly
fgfhghf says – reply to this

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he looks the same… wipe the cum out your eyes perez
kayaG says – reply to this

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i don't think he looks any different
colin's whiskey bottle says – reply to this

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he'll be looking like Mickey Rourke in no time
yo says – reply to this

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His lifestyle is catching up with him is all. I never really liked this guy for the reason for how he sleeps with anything in a dress and has an emormous ego. I read one time he said his private area sufferes from the curse of the Irish ( a small Johnson) But that doesn't really matter when you're such a douche.
aaron says – reply to this

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pahaha
lesbian trucker
Lali says – reply to this

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let him have a bad day sheeeesh!
B says – reply to this

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May look like an ass, but I will tap that ass anytime
Call me !!
Goddess B says – reply to this

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He is all clean and healthy looking. He hotter when he's dirty, hair mussed up and holding a smoke. He looks better rough, and your right, he does look like a lesbian trucker.
daVidtheGay says – reply to this

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I liked seeing his weiner on the internet.
Lali says – reply to this

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he's allowed a bad pic!
fza girl says – reply to this

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yaaaaaaaak
ELAINE says – reply to this

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nothing wrong with glasgow! im here right now, and i see no lesbian truckers!
ELAINE says – reply to this

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nothing wrong with glasgow!
RT says – reply to this

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NO WAY. Perez, come on — talk about manufacturing something that doesn't exist! He looks perfectly good in that picture and if not, it's just an off-second shot, and not an indicator of his looks. He still has "it" and looks great. This is a non-story for you. The guy has cleaned up, gotten on with his life and grown up. Still as handsome as ever.
IM NOT JUST A FAN, IM A CITIZEN OF PEREZ HILTON says – reply to this

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hahahahahhahahahahahahahahah

Nice hair, Colon!
fug-you says – reply to this

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he's going the way of travolta. that, and, he's wearing too many clothes, so he looks all bulky. the billy ray cyrus hair doesnt help either. god! that collar AND a skinny tie??? who dressed this guy?!?!
Dee says – reply to this

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I agree! When I saw him at that movie with Al Pacino I was o.O
But now he looks like he needs a shower.
Monkeycox says – reply to this

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He definitely looks a lot worse for the wear but I wouldn't go so far to say that he looks like ass. Especially coming from you, Mario. You have no room to talk about the way anybody looks. You look like roadkill.
mama says – reply to this

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What's with the 80s blow-wave???? He looks like George Michael.
Somebody pleeeease take the mousse away from him.
heather says – reply to this

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I always thought he looked like shit - glad the rest of the world is catching up so we won't have to see his goofy mug in any more movies.
valleygrl says – reply to this

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YIKES!! What happened…maybe too much 420. Chubs needs to quit snacking.
Tootsie says – reply to this

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I never saw his "hotness" Now the rest of the world doesn't either haha!
Winchell's ghost says – reply to this

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You are such a jerk. It's unbelievable. One photographer takes one picture at the wrong moment and you start to insult a person in the worst way. I am sure life will treat you fair in the future, Mario.
Scottish person says – reply to this

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Scuse me, why "from Glasgow"? He's Irish for a start, don't tell me you're one of those Americans who thinks the UK & Ireland are just one big country? Cmon Perez, you may be a total bitch but you're not stupid.
Although I have to disagree with one of the other comments - not ALL Glasgow guys are good looking, I mean there are about 50,000 junkies to go through before you hit the good stuff.
skeeter says – reply to this

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Wtf is up with those bangs!?! Buzz that dude!
Mike says – reply to this

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For once, you're right on. What's this guy doing at a premiere? I thought the final nail on his career coffin was Miami Vice.
Christine says – reply to this

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Personally, I never thought he was that good looking, or much of an actor. The worst was when he first flew onto the scene and was labeled 'Hollywoods new bad boy'. BARF. Gimme a fuckin' break.
Curious in Connecticut says – reply to this

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F A T. That's what happened.
He is short and heavy.
He lost his edge.
Jen says – reply to this

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HHHHOOOOOOTTTTTTTT
THE CLEM says – reply to this

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LOOKS LIKE JOE FROM EMPIRE RECORDS!
Chestica Simpleton says – reply to this

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OMG….he's a total effin pig (and looks like one in this pic) but i'd still bend over for him and take his little, I mean BIG, leprichaun.
Christian says – reply to this

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HE LOOKS LIKE ALF
jo says – reply to this

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He has got what I like to refer to as Construction Chunk !!!
Splitney Splears says – reply to this

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#26…ya know there'a a vid out that disputes Colin suffering any such curse. DUDE IS HUNG!!!! I'd ride that Irish donkey in a heartbeat.
linny says – reply to this

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What the eff?!? He is quite handsome and totally doable. And i hear he has cleaned up his act so may even remember the sex! He'd have to brush his teeth tho as i don't like the taste if cigs.
Becky says – reply to this

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PEREZ,
You totally need to do a before and after of this picture, and jason walhler. grooooooossss!
Dick Von Plunge says – reply to this

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Yeah - this from the bitch who thinks Dita is hot an classy

He's hot ! YOU ARE NOT!!
jodie says – reply to this

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Oi! Colin farrell would get battered if he came to Glasgow, rank jagbag that he is.
YOUR-ARSE says – reply to this

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Oh will all you bitches shut the feck up you know yous all wanna piece of his massive Irish cock and a nibble on his crock of gold…Glasgow is junkie town Dublin is where Colin is from and its way better then any city in Europe …….Kiss ma bad AAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS ye all;-)
John & Jackie says – reply to this

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Not a flattering pic but I've seen other from that day and i'd get on my knees for him in NY minute. He can stick his 'Fugell' in my 'Colin' anytime.
Buster Cherry says – reply to this

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He is either the son of Wolfman Jack or Eddie Munsters clone. I see a spider in that left eyebrow.
Anita Mann says – reply to this

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He's goodlooking, rich and HUNG. What's not to like? Perez you're just hating cuz you don't have any of those three.
perez's secret girlfriend says – reply to this

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GLASGOW? he's from ireland you stupid fuck x
Jeff says – reply to this

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Lesbian trucker from GLASGOW? Glasgow is in Scotland, Colin is Irish you stupid beaner.
KC says – reply to this

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Seperated at birth- Collin Farrell and Mike Meyer's sidekick/cop in "So I Married an Axe Murder"
georgie says – reply to this

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colin farrell has always looked like shit. no surprise there!
Trish the bitch says – reply to this

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HE LOOKS LIKE AL PACINO!!!!
Tina says – reply to this

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Does anyone have the link to his sex tape? I still haven't seen it……And I think he is still hot!
Glasgow's in Scotland says – reply to this

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Lol…Perez, do u even no where Glasgow is??
Do the majority of your readers?!
Anyway, back to point, Glasgow lesbin truckers don't wear tux's…just string vests - shexy!
Anderson says – reply to this

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So greasy and dirrrty…..I'd luv to suck him off and have him jizz in my mouth.
Wilma says – reply to this

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OMG, he's still sexy. He can nut in my butt whenever, wherever.
YOUR-ARSE says – reply to this

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Re: jodie – They batter everything in Glasgow Mars bars,Easter eggs,Junkie Needles thats why there all fat and ugly and have to wear man dresses called kilts to hide the fat…Kiss ma bad ass..
BERMUDA BOY says – reply to this

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Sorry still think he looks hot and very sexy and if you saw the video tape we all know what he is packing under those pants, anyday, anytime!!
no_matter says – reply to this

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"lesbian trucker" hilarious… ) but true )
JB4065 says – reply to this

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OK, is it me or does he look like a character off South Park?
Mooriah Carey says – reply to this

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Re: yo – Did P-Nasty sneak a new feature on us? In reply to #26. Colin's EGO isn't the only thing that's HUGE on the guy. He's HUNG quite nicely. A few sites out there still have his leaked sex tape. Seek and you shall find.
makes me sweat says – reply to this

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perez loosen that belt on your 70's attire…lack of air and blood to the brain can cause hallucinations….COLIN IS HOTTTTTTTTTT. He will always be HOT!!!
??? says – reply to this

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have you ever been to glasgow??? then shut the fuck up!! you talk the biggest load of shite ive ever heard. fucking stupid americans, this is maybe how you get the bad name in europe??
hott as hell says – reply to this

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if colin is a lesbian truck driver …I must be gay!
andrea says – reply to this

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..and he wears a wig too
RankAnus says – reply to this

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If Colin looks like ass, then Perez looks like a fucking dingleberry. He looks better than you *EVER* will, ugly fat-boy.
AC says – reply to this

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He's put on weight - probably because he is no longer doing drugs… give the guy a break, at least he's sober now.
ab says – reply to this

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ive always thought he was ugly.. or maybe it was just his HORRIBLE ACTING that turned me off!!! ick
Madge Mink says – reply to this

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Still one hot fucker
Would love to snake my tongue under his foreskin
dick says – reply to this

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TOO MUCH OF EVERYTHING !!!!!!
Life in the fast lane.
Peter Eater says – reply to this

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Looks like he visited Conan O'Brien's hair stylist.
smw says – reply to this

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SHUT THE FUK UP BOUT GLASGOW YOU FAT POOF! WE'LL PURE GET YOU BATTERED!
SHUT THE FUK UP BOUT GLASGOW YOU FAT POOF! WE'LL PURE GET YOU BATTERED!
SHUT THE FUK UP BOUT GLASGOW YOU FAT POOF! WE'LL PURE GET YOU BATTERED!
SHUT THE FUK UP BOUT GLASGOW YOU FAT POOF! WE'LL PURE GET YOU BATTERED!
SHUT THE FUK UP BOUT GLASGOW YOU FAT POOF! WE'LL PURE GET YOU BATTERED!
SHUT THE FUK UP BOUT GLASGOW YOU FAT POOF! WE'LL PURE GET YOU BATTERED!
SHUT THE FUK UP BOUT GLASGOW YOU FAT POOF! WE'LL PURE GET YOU BATTERED!
SHUT THE FUK UP BOUT GLASGOW YOU FAT POOF! WE'LL PURE GET YOU BATTERED!
SHUT THE FUK UP BOUT GLASGOW YOU FAT POOF! WE'LL PURE GET YOU BATTERED!
SHUT THE FUK UP BOUT GLASGOW YOU FAT POOF! WE'LL PURE GET YOU BATTERED!
SHUT THE FUK UP BOUT GLASGOW YOU FAT POOF! WE'LL PURE GET YOU BATTERED!
SHUT THE FUK UP BOUT GLASGOW YOU FAT POOF! WE'LL PURE GET YOU BATTERED!
SHUT THE FUK UP BOUT GLASGOW YOU FAT POOF! WE'LL PURE GET YOU BATTERED!
SHUT THE FUK UP BOUT GLASGOW YOU FAT POOF! WE'LL PURE GET YOU BATTERED!
SHUT THE FUK UP BOUT GLASGOW YOU FAT POOF! WE'LL PURE GET YOU BATTERED!
SHUT THE FUK UP BOUT GLASGOW YOU FAT POOF! WE'LL PURE GET YOU BATTERED!
SHUT THE FUK UP BOUT GLASGOW YOU FAT POOF! WE'LL PURE GET YOU BATTERED!
SHUT THE FUK UP BOUT GLASGOW YOU FAT POOF! WE'LL PURE GET YOU BATTERED!
LittleMissLacy says – reply to this

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Glasgow is a beautiful and cultured city. Go fuck yourselves haters. Not you Perez, you rock.
Rian says – reply to this

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It looks like he put on a few pounds. People always get on the girls when they eat or drop a pound, but the guys can go around looking like that? Tha hollywood double standard with the weight needs to stop! He looks like a hot mess. I mean, he's still cute, but in that pic he looks bad.
Laur says – reply to this

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lesbian trucker and colin "fuggell" hahaha oh, perez.
weecheeky says – reply to this

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Dont you dare disrespect Glasgow you fat wanker. Have you ever been to Scotland? Do you enough about us Scots to generalise? No you dont so maybe you should be more careful about what you write.
Glaswegian Ava x says – reply to this

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Emmm right then…been to Glasgow? Naw. Gonna go to Glasgow? Probably not cos you know you'll get stabbed. Know anythin about Glasgow? Naw.

Know anythin about the UK apart from havin been to London a few times?
midnight says – reply to this

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I for one never thought he was hot.
Glaswegian Ava says – reply to this

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oh and btw a kilt isn't a dress, its more similar to a skirt. and you wont find anyone in Glasgow wearin one, theyre typical to northern culture, not city culture. anyone wears a kilt in Glasgow they get ripped. theyre only worn for special occasions, weddings etc. glaswegians tend to hate the rest of scotland as well. love how people pass judgement when they genuinely have no clue what theyre talking about.
nuh-uh says – reply to this

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Re: YOUR-ARSE –
funny actually. my coke dealers from dublin. and he takes far too much of what he deals. stupid irish. stupid junkied irish.
Bakers says – reply to this

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He looks like Corey Feldman! and his career is headed the same way!
gwenfan says – reply to this

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Re: Goddess B –

You're exactly right. He's clean now.
ceann rua says – reply to this

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p- he's a mick , not a Scot. bid all here peace love and understanding

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