Making Amends

Perez and Beyonce kiss and make up!

    Posted: Sep 5, 2007 at 7:24 am / Email this  »

    73 comments to “Making Amends”

    1. mary says – reply to this


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      8th

    2. ellie says – reply to this


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      woo! who cares?

    3. kim says – reply to this


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      awww, maybe karma will make her stop making a fool of herself on stage

    4. anna says – reply to this


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      your such an ass

    5. steph says – reply to this


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      youre really lame.
      stick to the internet

    6. dawgzz says – reply to this


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      perez you homo, you are not funny at all…give it up..go jump off a bridge.

    7. Kitty says – reply to this


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      Meow Meow

    8. llily says – reply to this


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      yay im 7th!

    9. Nunya says – reply to this


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      Yeah that was Stupid! I'm quite disgusted by that actually. Your gross & Ugly Perez

    10. jessica c-j says – reply to this


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      ill be watchin that 4 sure
      loveee u perez

    11. BlueOrchid says – reply to this


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      Aw, c'mon. You could have done better than that!

    12. So' says – reply to this


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      What an ass… ugly green hair, horrible mustache and

    13. Are you serious says – reply to this


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      You have your own show now. You don't have to make fun of A-listers that don't deserve it to get anywhere. You just have to report accurate Hollywood scoope. Like that Castro is Dead???

    14. Jessica says – reply to this


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      fuck you guys - you know people were expecting the real thing - hilarious P! xoxo

    15. Elizabeth says – reply to this


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      OH, please rid yourself from that facial hair! Love ya but it's got to go!

    16. Firsty McFirst says – reply to this


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      Seventeenth!

    17. A says – reply to this


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      and Beyonce still sucks at life

    18. sexisteffi says – reply to this


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      D'OH!!!! :p

    19. ** Dirty Byrd ** says – reply to this


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      ** Did you kiss her armpit ?? **

    20. mj says – reply to this


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      who cares…

    21. not mary says – reply to this


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      perez, these promos suck.

    22. Mickey says – reply to this


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      Hilarious. Can't wait for your show.

    23. ambrosia says – reply to this


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      i thought for a nanosecond that this was for real and screamed aaaaaaah, how could you!! but thank goodness you still hate the bitch

    24. mendez says – reply to this


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      for a moment there you had me going .. good one!! Luv you perez

    25. ambrosia says – reply to this


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      i really thought for a minute that you did make up with boyonfat… thanks for still hating the dumb bitch my zzzzzzexy boy

    26. ambrosia says – reply to this


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      i really thought for a minute that you did make up with boyonfat… thanks for still hating the dumb bych my zzzzzzexy boy

    27. Eric Kane says – reply to this


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      Perez your a douche bag. NO, karma would be if Perez fell down some stairs, but with him he would probably bounce.

    28. Semmy says – reply to this


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      OMG! You scared the sh** out of me! I was going to call you a sell-out…..again. But it's all good now. However, I will never be able to forgive you Parez for sucking up to Paris Hilton—you ass!

    29. Yeah i said it! says – reply to this


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      I guess it just pisses some people off to see a beautiful and positive black woman with success. Don't cha just love haters :-)

    30. yum yum says – reply to this


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      stick to the gossip. this was stupid

    31. bibi says – reply to this


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      love it!!! but I agree with Elizabeth, the facial hair has to go!

    32. angelalynn says – reply to this


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      i think the ad at the end must be spliced on there… otherwise you need to fire your camera guy.

      either way that was cute perez.

    33. Sue says – reply to this


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      Umm, yeah, good luck with that, Perez. Looks REAL promising… :-/

    34. sicko says – reply to this


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      perez u r sicko…..

    35. melanie says – reply to this


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      Perez, if you were straight, you would so want to have Beyonce as your girlfriend. But because you are transexual you can just be jealous of her feminine charms and beauty and sexuality.
      Your moustache is very Geraldo by the way. A transexual Geraldo.
      I admire your success, and wish you more success in the future, and you have earned it through intelligence, talent, and hard work and not be sleeping your way to the top.

    36. Val says – reply to this


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      OMG!! I thought that last comment was totally hilarious!

    37. Jackie says – reply to this


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      Your stache is really growing on me…….its creepy yet sexy….

    38. marama says – reply to this


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      Lame. You should stick to the written word, because you're not funny on camera. You always come across as forced and awkward.

    39. Dredlocd says – reply to this


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      That is so crazy! I thought your mother was the only one who let you cum in her mouth every night you piss drinking jizz receptacle.

    40. LOL NIGS... says – reply to this


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      Re: Yeah i said it!

      What makes you think people can't stand BeYAWNce just because she's black and successful????? People can't stand her because she's an overrated, untalnted and unoriginal copycat who looks like a tranny and is tacky as hell, she's always on your face promoting or doing something. Being black has nothing to do with it, if she would stick suck, maybe a little bit less because whities are better than darkies, but still, same thing.

      Oh and Perez that was totally lame and unfunny, if your show is going to be as unfunny and dumb as that I won't be watching.

    41. seattlegirl says – reply to this


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      Perez, Please stick to blogging. Your YouTube submissions are terrible. I am a big fan and I mean only to help. That was the lamest YouTube post I have ever seen.

    42. Chip says – reply to this


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      You're an ASS!!..LOL OMG that was funny.lol

    43. megs says – reply to this


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      youre so twisted~

    44. Byutch says – reply to this


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      Too bad.

    45. Sheriyl says – reply to this


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      This skit was not funny and what exactly has Beyonce done to Perez for him to go after her so hard. Get over it Perez

    46. memememe says – reply to this


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      Stick to blogging. Your show is going to blow ass.

    47. navy wifey peters says – reply to this


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      dude, u should've at least used a blow up doll that kinda resembled beyonce… lol

    48. catty says – reply to this


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      before i believe that was the "real" Beyonce i want too see her arm pit. So raise that arm and prove you are for real!

    49. Blackwells Semen says – reply to this


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      You have to ask for a bigger budget if you had to use that cheap of a blow up doll…

    50. kitkat says – reply to this


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      Dude, seriously, lose some weight. YOu are wy to fucking fat to talk as much smack as you do. Plus, it's just not healthy.

    51. kitkat says – reply to this


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      Your a fat fuck, a fat fuck with green hair. I thought cubanos were supposed to be cool

    52. leah says – reply to this


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      that was just plain STUPID! NOT FUNNY! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? clearly you ran out of good ideas.

    53. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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      Sorry, can't hear you,
      someone keeps yelling
      "TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 11, AT 9PM ON VH1,
      'WHAT PEREZ SEZ!"
      .
      Be there or be a cube,
      I mean square!

    54. brenda says – reply to this


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      don't ever scare me like that again!! i can't stand her!!

    55. K says – reply to this


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      LMAO!!!!!! YOU DEFINITELY HAD ME WORRIED!!!!! SHE NEEDS TO GO FALL DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS AND BREAK HER HIP WITH HER 40 YEAR OLD ASS!!!! GO PEREZ!!!!!!!!!

    56. kara says – reply to this


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      yeah, dude. sorry, but although I love your webite, that promo was really lame. i don't know if your schtick is going to translate well on air. you kind of come across as some random dude they got off the street and asked to host a show. i have faith, though. maybe the show will be good????

    57. eddy says – reply to this


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      I am getting tired of you dissing Beyonce. I ask again wtf has she done to you or in the public eye that you continue to do this? Is it because she's not a cracked out wannabe singer/actress in rehab….’cause that is what it seems like you prefer. The drama queens. My love affair with this blog is approaching the 15 minute mark.

    58. Kmart Shoppers United says – reply to this


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      Thats was beyond lame!!!!! Too bad Perez

    59. your mom says – reply to this


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      EWWWWWWW Perez! that was nasty!!!

    60. snarky bitch says – reply to this


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      You fat fuck, even a rubber doll wouldn't let you fuck it

    61. Kimora says – reply to this


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      I am over your little screen debuts. You are much better just slinging gossip daily. Please don't stop

    62. Melody says – reply to this


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      Her armpits look much better!

      XOXOXO

    63. kerry says – reply to this


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      Oh, I get it.

      Are these things posted
      under Avril Lavigne
      because Avril means the same thing as Joke??
      Avril Lavigne is a joke
      Therefore, we should have known?

    64. oopsupside... says – reply to this


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      God bless. These are fucking hilarious..oh how I want to hate you so but you consistently prove yourself to be smart, funny, and aparently the only one paying attention to how fucked up half these people we choose to "celebrate" are. fuck you–perfect.

    65. DyAnn says – reply to this


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      i kno u dont like and thats your progative if u dont, so if u hate her so much then dont even talk abot her but watever its your web page do what u will ill still come visit.

    66. VICTORIA says – reply to this


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      PEREZ YOU'RE SUCH A LOSER AND A WANNABE MEDIA ATTENTION WHORE

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    67. chaz says – reply to this


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      although I adore Beyonce Knowles and would love to make sweet love to her i always knew she was just one bucket of KFC from being a fat chick and the VMA's proved it to me tonight. she looked like a gold unmoored zeppelin bouncing up to the stage tonight. i know she's just stuffing her feelings with cheeseburgers and tastycakes and fried chicken because Jay Z is so splitting Rihanna like the ripe melon. you know he's tired of Beyonce stinky Vajayjay and needs to plow some sweet little tight teenage Barbados F-toy!!!!

    68. Baddest B. says – reply to this


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      I have 1 problem with yiu. Why do you seem to make fun of DIVAS? I see your blogs for Beyonce' and I'm hurt and confused. You may not like here music or style, however to talk about her like you know her calling her a whore and stuff, even including her mother in the mix that's not right. In addition she's making her paper and putting herself in a positive light. You don't see her drugged the fuck out, but you'll kiss brittany and lindsey's ass.
      I also saw the Mariah Carey's blog about her new album. I for one will be there to buy her new CD as well as Beyonce's next year. Mariah put in work and is one of if not thee best selling female star in history. Don't hate because there shit don't stink, they know how to wipe there ass and they do it GRACEFULLY. SMOOCHEZ!

    69. Luv YA says – reply to this


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      All u beyonce haters plz wat can u do, c'mon all of u haven't done one thing Beyonce has. Beyonce rulz she is one of the most talented artist ever. She's gorgeous and I still don't get why pple like to trash talk Maybe becuz ur JELOUSE!

    70. sallyxmander says – reply to this


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      i wish i was that blowup doll. lol.

    71. Mathew says – reply to this


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      FUCK YOU PEREZ. Beyoncé worked hard for what she has and she is prowd of it. she's beautiful, she's an exceptionnal singer/dancer/actress/songwitter/producer/ETC! . Just cuz you want to be her doesn't mean you have to do stuff like that.

    72. Varisha says – reply to this


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      Nooooooooooooo Perez why????????????????

    73. Varisha says – reply to this


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      Re: Mathew – what song did she write by herself thats exceptional? Don't say irreplaceable because Ne-Yo wrote that and thats the best song she s had ever…EVER.

      (exceptionnal) don't know what word this is but you need to learn how to spell BITCH!!!