If You Didn't Hate Her Already….

9/06/2007 12:37 PM ET | Filed under: Avril Lavigne • Icky Icky Poo • Anglophilia

She is so fucking full of herself. It's nauseating!

Avril Lavigne is featured in the new issue of Britain's Q magazine.

We can't believe half the shit that comes out of her mouth!

You MUST read her "Ten Commandments."

Now you'll see why we dislike Avril so much!!!!!

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mama says – reply to this

901

I DONT CARE IF THIS IS FAKE SHES STILL A FUCKING TALENLESS BAG OF BONES AND A STUPID BITCH AT THAT..I JUST CANT STAND THE CUNT!!!
Yeah says – reply to this

902

Feng Shui is not a religion
bitches ain't shit! says – reply to this

903

Re: beyotchtoo –

you're DUMB!!!! ….dumb bitch
Nickel says – reply to this

904

Bless her sweet little heart…………..she gathered 6 boxes of stuff from her closet to sent to the Katrina folks. And she's sold how many albums? Well that precious bitch spent 15 minutes of her time for those people and a couple hundred dollars getting the shit down there. Her fuckin' generosity really pulls at my heart strings.
punkibrewster says – reply to this

905

she is a terrible example of a candian, and she should go straight to hell.

Hmmm guess everyone else who commented are losers.
Stunned c**t
Jon says – reply to this

906

BTW she's not really a punk…just a poser. No true punk would have a tranditional wedding…or need one at all.
lyndsay says – reply to this

907

She's a talentless twat, with a talentless husband, AND she's the most humourless individual I've EVER seen interviewed. I know she likes to think her shit don't stink…but it does.
tanyoa says – reply to this

908

oh my GOD- she grabbed crap from her closet to give hurrican vitims??? ARRRGGHH
TO ENZA says – reply to this

909

Re: Enza – Hey Enza! In case you haven't noticed, these 1,000-some comments are not coming from Perez! We ALL hate her
Sara says – reply to this

910

Oh my god, who talks like that? What an asshole
caseylove says – reply to this

911

out of control!
Queen of Losers says – reply to this

912

Re: Arvil Lavinge – She has reached the top level of my putrid human scale and I want to find her address so I can spend my spare time writing her hate mail.
Avril needs to die says – reply to this

913

Ohh there's so many things wrong with her…here's my ten commandments.

1.) Let me get thos out there to all her 8 year old fans. AVRIL IS NOT PUNK. "I paint my nails black and pick my nose! AND I wear Converse! I'm SO Punk!" PUNK MY ASS.

2.) Shes not tough. Nuff said.

3.) P!nk is awesome. In an interview, she had the nerve to call P!nk the "poseur".

4.) Katrina "Thing"? Bitchface.

5.) Yeah. She's a role model all right. "I just drink till I'm drunk!" Nice. Way to poison children.

6.) If at seventeen you can't talk to an adult, you are one step away from mental retardation.

7.) Before the music industry, she didn't even know who Blink-182 was. Or NOFX, Simple Plan, THE SEX PISTOLS! No pure punk OR pop punk (i.e SP, Sum 41). She listened to country. She makes it sound like she popped out a punk. NO.

8.) Maybe she has brain damage from all the acid she did while being a "party animal"?

9.) Try donating some money. No your out-dated, tacky clothes.

10.) DieDieDie. Bitch.
Anna says – reply to this

914

I dont know why she talks like she is A list or something. I for one have never even listened to her music unless it has come on the radio, and I dont know any little or older girls wanting "to be her". She looks like a rat, and I think Kelly clarkson has sold more records than this girl so i am not sure why she made the comment she made. Oh well…if it makes her feel better to think she is A list then she can talk the talk, but we all know she is barely even on the list.
Lan says – reply to this

915

Wow, this chick needs to get over herself. I can't belive I waisted my time reading her '10 commandments'. What a joke!
publicityiscandy says – reply to this

916

i am pretty sure this is a joke by Q on all of us dumb Yanks. get a grip.
orchidbomber says – reply to this

917

I guess I am a loser. That is, if being a loser means disliking a low-talent, condescending, self-obsessed, uneducated, illiterate skank!
bots says – reply to this

918

It's probably not the silly cow's fault. I bet she's surrounded with a load of lickarses laughing at every joke and agreeing with every little comment.
Michelle says – reply to this

919

Re: USUCK – No one says Canada sucks…i have canadian family member…its just her that is a problem!
Lisa Scores says – reply to this

920

I bet her twat smells like mushooms.
Sid's Ghost says – reply to this

921

Sid would kick her in the head cuz she got nothing to say, and then piss on her six boxes or junk and show her what punk rock is all about.

PISSY DRIBBLE
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PISSY DRIBBLE
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PISSY DRIBBLE
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PISSY DRIBBLE
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LICK IT UP YUM!
Hey There says – reply to this

922

Is there someone who reads through anything published for her? I think she really left herself open for insults. Too bad… good press bad press still attention for her. I guess if your a hater of hers your a loser haha
*sugAR frEE says – reply to this

923

Jesus…I am so happy she no longer lives in Canada, She is so fucking stupid I couldn't stand to have her within a close distance. What a waste…Now I know why she copies lyrics…cause she is too fucking stupid to spell her own.
Michelle says – reply to this

924

Re: Avril = Miss Teen South Carolina – No shooting…she needs to be given a piece of rope next to a tree…
ERIKA says – reply to this

925

SHE GAVE 6….YES 6 BOXES OF HER THINGS TO THE PEOPLE FROM THE "HURRICANE THING."
Lose her says – reply to this

926

Her petite body and "tough" image couldn't scare a chihuahua. What a big mouth loser she is.
AVRIL WHO??? says – reply to this

927

WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT CAN JUST ONE PERSON BE!!
GO TO HELL AND PLEASE TAKE ¨GIRLFRIEND¨WITH YOU!
caitlyn .m. says – reply to this

928

shes such an idiot
Lizzie says – reply to this

929

Umm… it sounds like she's just being herself. She also sounds generous. We're all individuals and shouldn't chastize others for being in a public forum. She (and no one on here) ever promised to be a 100% perfect person. I'm sure 99% of people on here don't do a darn thing to make the world a better place.
thebadge says – reply to this

930

Avril, you have the intellect of a retarted monkey. You are not talented, pretty, funny, or intelligent. You should probably go shoot yourself.

The Badge
Michelle says – reply to this

931

Re: fabsters – Sorry, but there's always some truth behind everything that they post…
Cathy says – reply to this

932

omg, i would love to see avril in a movie called Dumb Punk Wannabe Dies by Gorilla Attack
IHATEAVRILCLUB says – reply to this

933

EWWWWWWW! She makes me sick I always hated her music and now this makes me hate her more.
AShmo says – reply to this

934

First of all "that thing" ….dumb bitch…
Second Whos this girls manager & why do they let her talk directly to people ?? Who the fuck told her anyone cared???
bijou says – reply to this

935

wow. I always thought she was kind of bratty, but this borders on schizo…

we should all just be happy to have clean water?
she was probably drunk during the interview too.
Karine says – reply to this

936

I really don't think Avril is any worse than other pop tarts… In fact, she seems to have a good idea of who she is and does not work the tabloids for fame…
kevin says – reply to this

937

Who is this chick? Dosent she only have one album that she did when she was like 12 or something? She talks like she is fucking madonna. And from a guys point of you this girls husband must have had goggles on when he married her, she does indeed look like a rat, and I doubt she has good self esteem like she claims, because if she did she wouldnt need to talk about herself so much. Go back to CANADA, oh wait it seems they dont want you either. Sucks to be you.
Wowie says – reply to this

938

Where was her agent? She needs to fire her press person. Surely someone out there had to tell her those were a big mistake to write. She has really offended a lot of people. I hope to God she was miss quoted. If not then she has some major growing up to do!
Stupid Canuck says – reply to this

939

See, Canadians are just as stupid as Americans!!! HAHAHAHA!
bijou says – reply to this

940

and she gives stuff to her "Workers" -

not staff, not treasured employees, but WORKERS… like they're following this goddess around - oh, boy, she's such a moral victim of the industry.
Lia says – reply to this

941

she's definitely full of herself. i used to be a fan of hers but this makes me disgusting. "even poor people have to be thankful?" wtf was she thinking when she did this interview. She was probably high on drugs.
Lynsey says – reply to this

942

I couldn't finish it. I stopped at the "Don't Get Mad, Get Even" part, where she said that 17-year-olds couldn't hold conversations with adults. Okay, for one thing, what kind of spoiled, sheltered teenager can't talk to adults? That's ridiculous. I was able to talk to (and get along with) adults when I was in high school. What an immature brat.
For another thing, the adults wouldn't be wanting to have a conversation with her about politics or social issues. They'd be interviewing her about her "music," something that you'd think she'd actually WANT to talk about. Uh, hello???
backwards apostrophe says – reply to this

943

take it to Katrina!
um. wait… what? that hurricane, like, totally needs your donations people.
Laura says – reply to this

944

I hope she gets hit by a mack truck.
Frankie_611 says – reply to this

945

Who we're these 24 million people that bought her album????
I CAN'T even find ONE!!!!!!!
krystal says – reply to this

946

are u fuckin serious????????
hotcoco says – reply to this

947

hahahaha.. she sounds like Zoolander… she's about as punk as Perez is heterosexual…
Lose Her says – reply to this

948

Her petite body and "tough" image couldn't scare a chihuahua. How does she fight people - by poking them with chop sticks? This loser hasn't come far on her incredible journey because she still can't speak with adults. Let's focus on this bitch from now on.
Tiziana(Italy) says – reply to this

949

From Italy "with love":Vaffanculo brutta stronza ignorante,fuck you avril!!!!!!
Ali says – reply to this

950

Damn. I didn't realize what a douche she is. You're right. She does sound really full of herself. There's confidence and then there's all that bullshit.
canadian says – reply to this

951

Hey #943 not all Canadians are as stupid as Avril. I'm actually ashamed to say I'm from the same province as she's from. Not a very bright person.
mb00 says – reply to this

952

ok…on her #5, she should of taken her crap to that "Katrina thing" herself, instead of sending her "assistant"…and giving things to her "workers, especially if they don't make much money"…BITCH, they don't want your leftovers…what THEY WANT/NEED is MORE MONEY!!!! Whatta stupid snatch this bitch is.
Brittany says – reply to this

953

At first i loved Avirl but now shes a embarrassment to us canadians.. ugh fuck you Avirl..
tla+wlh says – reply to this

954

wow she really needs to do everybody a favor and go fall off a cliff
Jes says – reply to this

955

Thanks so much Avril (and Perez) for confirming what I already knew that I hated about her. She needs to get over herself. She's not attractive, not talented and obviously a big cunt. Bitch needs to crawl in a hole and die somewhere.
Ashley says – reply to this

956

Guess I'm a loser, I can't stand Avril. she's annoying as hell.
FelonyMelony says – reply to this

957

How can you talk about "getting even" and practice "good karma" at the same time? Damn idiot.
Sexy Redhead says – reply to this

958

I must say that I never really HATED her… but now, hell yeah. I can't believe what she said about her being better than Kelly. Kelly Clarkson is an adult and someone that can be respected, where Avril is clearly immature and a flat out bitch.
jj says – reply to this

959

wow
this bitch is annoying!!!
Cristina says – reply to this

960

Number 5 made me laugh..i give stuff tomy "workers" even if they dont make much money…where she meant "even though i pay them crap"
Mr. Me says – reply to this

961

usually i love cocky girls. except when they suck.
TULIP says – reply to this

962

Hey its TULIP HERE and i just want to say that AVRIL STINKY mold is a big phony. i can make a better song then zshe ever could oh wait haha she doesnt even write her own music….

my song dedicated to all of you beautiful AVRIL HATEERS WOOO

HeY Avril Lavigne you smell like Sardines
everytime you sing i just want to scream
I HATE THE WAY YOU LOOK you look like a troll

hahahahahahahah see better than her I RULE AVRIL DROOOLS like diseased PIECE OF BEARD MOLD!
Cristina says – reply to this

963

Re: mb00 – thats exactly what I thought!! Avril's a cunt!
NANCY says – reply to this

964

SHE IS PRETTY CONFIDENT… FOR SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE A METH HEAD. AND BY THE WAY, HE HUSBAD LOOKS LEO WITH DOWN SYNDROME
Dora says – reply to this

965

she sounds like a fucking idiot
uh says – reply to this

966

TOOLBAGGGGGGGGG.
Renae says – reply to this

967

Yep she is a bloody WANKER!
Jack says – reply to this

968

What a retard!
Avril the Cunt says – reply to this

969

She's such an obnoxious cunt. I wish someone would be the crap out of her!
Karrrrla says – reply to this

970

Holy shit. I, sadly, used to admire her for her "individuality". But now I can see what a pathetic little punk chick wanna be she turned out to be. Who the fuck does she think she is? You get into this business knowing what the hell you're getting into, and if you cant handle the fans, interviews, and the paparazzi, then no, you were fucking born to do this. so grow up, bitch.

that is all.
K-
m says – reply to this

971

TWAT
Amy says – reply to this

972

Stupid little bitch… this is why I'll never buy her music…
LJ says – reply to this

973

Everytime I hear her on the radio I turn it off. Her voice is more nasal than Britney's. It hurts to listen.
melanie says – reply to this

974

She likes giving to her workers…especially if they dont make that much. Ummm maybe she should start by paying them more? Fucking dumbass.
JJ says – reply to this

975

Um yeah, WHAT A FUCKTARD! Shocking really, where are her handlers!?
dee says – reply to this

976

Hey, it's Avril's world we are just living in it!!! What an egotistical bitch!!! Right on Perez!!!
Cate says – reply to this

977

i met Avril in nyc at a party (right before she became famous) she was a total nut job!! she was after some guy who was not responding to her affections therefore she made a huge scene. she also looked like shit so there you go. i guess she was the loser that night. what an idiot.
Maggie-lyn says – reply to this

978

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
amanda says – reply to this

979

"when the hurricane thing happened"…. for God sakes this girl is an IDIOT. Thank you Perez, for showing the world how retarded she is.
Lizzy says – reply to this

980

Kudos to them for publishing that shit - I love that they outed this BITCH for what she is!
madmax says – reply to this

981

She just told the world what is wrong with music! It's all about an image. Even though Kelly Clarkson is not as good as a below average jamband, she's still way better than Avril. Thanks Avril for telling us that you're a pre-packaged product with no talent.
eaff says – reply to this

982

i think id have a party if she died tommorow
jeff says – reply to this

983

Hurricane thing?!? I'm sure the people of the Gulf Coast are so thankful for her 6 boxes of crap, never mind they have no where to put it. This is a perfect example of why everyone should finish high school. What a pathetic person.
Richard says – reply to this

984

she is a little cunt….somebody needs to beat the living shit out of her.
MIZZZYKISS says – reply to this

985

Re: Cate –

ummmm how could this be dont you have to be like over 21???

she was only like 17 before she got famouse fuckface so if your gonna make up a story DO SOME RESEARCH
Sandy says – reply to this

986

OMG!!!! I wonder if she got a thank you note from Katrina for the six whole boxes full of stuff
Avril's Crusty Underwear says – reply to this

987

Fucktard
Cassie says – reply to this

988

Minus 5 points for saying "I'm not religious, I'm spiritual". Plus 5 for mentioning Hurricane Katrina, and minus 50 for calling it the "hurricane thing". And LOL she is far from tough! Shrooms don't make you tough little girl. I bet the cokehead hollywood trailer trash royalty could beat her ass and make her cry.
MIZZZYKISS says – reply to this

989

#981 - Cate — CATE IS A LIARRR

ummmm how could this be dont you have to be like over 21???

she was only like 17 before she got famouse fuckface so if your gonna make up a story DO SOME RESEARCH
JimBob says – reply to this

990

I HATE THAT FUCKING CUNT BITCH WHORE!

EVERYONE WANTS PARIS TO GO AWAY, BUT HER FUCKING ASS NEEDS 2 BE TAKEN DOWN A NOTCH

STUPID BITCH!
Edila says – reply to this

991

What a idiot, I don't hate her I just ignore , TRASH IDIOT.
Edila says – reply to this

992

Ewwwwwwww she sucks very much, what a idiot, she is a loserrrrrrrrrrrr
erica says – reply to this

993

ewww. perez! i hate her! she is such a fucking dumb stuck up little bitch. she got it wrong. she definitely IS the loser.
holly says – reply to this

994

She thinks she's hot shit, must be the anal sex.
h says – reply to this

995

loser she is
h says – reply to this

996

bitch
Jacquelina says – reply to this

997

She had to learn how to deal "with it", because interviews annoyed her? THATS FUCKED UP!!
Nico says – reply to this

998

Wow! 10 more reasons why I hate Avril!
susan says – reply to this

999

hate hate hate hate her
inadee says – reply to this

1000

she is so damn annoying! go away Avril!! LIKE NOW!!!!!!!

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