If You Didn't Hate Her Already….

Filed under: Avril Lavigne > Icky Icky Poo > Anglophilia

She is so fucking full of herself. It's nauseating!

Avril Lavigne is featured in the new issue of Britain's Q magazine.

We can't believe half the shit that comes out of her mouth!

You MUST read her "Ten Commandments."

Now you'll see why we dislike Avril so much!!!!!

Posted: Sep 6, 2007 at 12:37 pm / Email this »

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Harley says – reply to this

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She is such a tool.
Rash Manly says – reply to this

102

I would rather
see REAL talent at work.
September 11, ninePM on VH1
is the best place to look
for real talent, BEEEYOCH!!!
Alexandra says – reply to this

103

Oh MY GOSh!!! I FREAKING HATE HER!!

Avril Lavigne, NO ONE likes you, except maybe a handful of 5-year-olds. Why are you so POMPOUS? You freaking Canadian!
marcos says – reply to this

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100!
Jessica says – reply to this

105

I guess I am proud to be a loser then…
Brandon Davis says – reply to this

106

She's a whore! She's only worth, like, 8 mill. Stupid dickwaffle bitch!!
Muffin is a bitch says – reply to this

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She is such a tool
my name is g says – reply to this

108

what a stupid, stupid bitch!
nicole says – reply to this

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even though i couldn't stand her before…i really hate her now. i mean, come on "the hurricaine thing". what a fucking bitch. she seriously needs to just crawl in a hole and never come out.
Bear says – reply to this

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Who the hell does she think she is? I guess loving herself so much gets her through the day. Maybe one day she will look back at that article and realize how self absorbed and ignorant she sounds. And then again, maybe not.
deenums says – reply to this

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She's still so young, why are we so hard on our young stars? Why do we expect these baby adults to have the skill, poise, and wisdom that comes with life experience? She's talented, good enough. And her commandments are fine, especially given her age.
Laura says – reply to this

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What a douchebag!!!!
Bytch says – reply to this

113

I hope this is a joke….how could someone be this ignorant?
almost speechless says – reply to this

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OMG Avril take your head out of your ass!! You are soooo giving, I can't believe that you managed to fill a whole 6 boxes of stuff for the Katrina victims, wow you must be so proud of yourself. Your a dick and your music sucks!!!!!!!
ashley mashley says – reply to this

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oh i am so glad you give things to your workers who don't have a lot of money. how about paying them more you stupid bitch.
grow up and get a reality check.
thanks for telling someone to take 6 boxes of clothes to katrina. how about getting off your flat ass and taking them yourself you stupid young bitch1
Melanie says – reply to this

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I can't believe that anyone in their right mind would make comments like that.
Bex1028 says – reply to this

117

She is so full of herself it makes me sick. She's described as a rock chick but I consider her more "pop" (listen to her mainstream song out on the radio now). She sucks!
C.C. says – reply to this

118

Ok…no one wants to copy her look!
Leather Hocklear says – reply to this

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SKATER BOI should give her a swift kick in the arse.
pretentious, over-entitled, and a total snore.

here's a step ladder, avril…now use it and get over YOURSELF.
Antoinette says – reply to this

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God, I cant stand her!!!
Natosha says – reply to this

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1st. "Rock chic"!?!?! Try Pop-tart wanna be
KC says – reply to this

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BITCH PLEASE!
BITCH PLEASE!
BITCH PLEASE!
BITCH PLEASE!
BITCH PLEASE!
BITCH PLEASE!
BITCH PLEASE!
BITCH PLEASE!
BITCH PLEASE!
BITCH PLEASE!
BITCH PLEASE!
BITCH PLEASE!
BITCH PLEASE!
BITCH PLEASE!
kelsey says – reply to this

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she is such a hypocrite! "I am the girl doing shots, jumping on tables, and getting wasted……..Drink in moderation….Be responsible. Yeah?" "Yeah?" what is she questioning?
LaLa says – reply to this

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Number 5 is the best…what a vapid bitch. Here's hoping her "workers" mutiny.
WendleLA says – reply to this

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Yuck…."the Hurricane thing"…..good grief !!!!
mochaleet says – reply to this

126

Just ignore her and she'll go away…her music is without consequence anyway, that'll take care of her.
Jodi says – reply to this

127

Damn…. what a skeez… I just wanna b**ch slap her!
mss says – reply to this

128

I had no idea she was so fucking full of herself - what a complete Bitch.
TATIANA says – reply to this

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WOW YEAH…YOULL NEVER BE ENYA OR ALANIS SO STFU BITCH
jaybee says – reply to this

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She needs to learn how to spell. She is dumber than I gave her credit for.
Christine says – reply to this

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Oh my god! She's such an asshole! Forget when she grows up feeling embarrassed about this…I'm sure she might be embarrassed about it right now!
proudly hating avril since 2002 says – reply to this

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i seriously hate her more than any other celebrity. i've hated her since she came out with complicated. i've hated her when she started picking fights with other celebrities. i've hated her during the whole "avril gate" and i hate her even more now.

and guess what? i'm not a loser. i'm awesome.

she's the loser. and i think everyone knows it.
Laura says – reply to this

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she is so full of herself!! Holy shit! This girl needs to use her bank account to buy herself a brain….and if there's money left get a real voice in order to sing real songs with interesting lyrics. Am I the only one who hates her "Girlfriend" single?
Mel says – reply to this

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what a self-important douche.
BLONDIE says – reply to this

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I LOVE THE WAY SHE'S TRYING TO CONVINCE US ALL THAT THERE ARE REALLY PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT LIKE HER ASS.
PITIFUL.
JAX says – reply to this

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GOOOOODDDDDDD DOES SHE SUCKKK!!
Dee says – reply to this

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What an asshole. i want to kick her in the knees.
peacock says – reply to this

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one- how bout instead of giving your "workers" stuff since they don't get paid well, just pay them better?
two- six boxes of clothes to Katrina victims? really? and you told your assistant to take them? that is so nobel. Why not send some of the money from all those albums you sold, which is what they needed more than anything.
three-i'm pretty sure there are more girls who admire Kelly Clarkson's style than yours.
bitchplease says – reply to this

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And what image is that Avril!???

Fuckin' hippocrite. Before she was anti-dresses, and anti-girl-y stuff. Now she's fuckin' wearing Chanel and being miss priss. Psh
crystal says – reply to this

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what a dick
ioewe says – reply to this

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"The hurricane thing"? Oh God, someone should stab her with her own foot.
Sarah says – reply to this

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Dear Avril,
Your music sucks and you suck. Don't ever compare yourself to Kelly Clarkson again. And p.s. Katrina wasn't a "hurricane thing" - it was a tragic event that ruined thousands of lives - I'm sure they appreciated your trashy ass clothes though. Do us all a favor and don't ever speak again.
Love, the rest of the world.
Ashley says – reply to this

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I'm A Loser!
jaybee says – reply to this

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Ok Perez: I am with you 100%…This stupid little bitch needs to go down and fast. Lest start a club….
idiotavril says – reply to this

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omg like that hurricane THING..yeah that THING where so many people died and you like totally saved the day by donating your stupid CLOTHES! everyone its the next oprah..avril! fucking idiot….for her own good she needs to SHUT HER MOUTH
Nicole says – reply to this

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Forget a much stronger image…try a much more sucky image. Seriously, Kelly has more credentials that Avril will ever have. Avril needs to STFU.
katie says – reply to this

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HAHAHA OMG

I love how she says "that hurricane thing"

and shes all omggg im such a giving person. i gave some clothes to my ASSISTANT and ordered her to take it to katrina

wow. seriously. just wow.
time waster says – reply to this

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But, like, OMG, you guys, she donated 6 boxes of stuff after the hurricane thing!
******************
What a silly little b!tch. Nobody wants her old clothes, especially Americans.
Tina says – reply to this

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Wow is she a c-word or what?!?!? Get over yourself!! And the "hurricane thing" comment was beyond ignorant.
linc says – reply to this

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Look whos talking you FAT FUCK!!! Your so goddam full of yourself, you post images of your nasty ass all the time and pics of how much everyone loves you! GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF!
jess says – reply to this

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i hate her and she is so dumb !!!
sofxo says – reply to this

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if hating her makes me a loser, i'm so fucking glad and comfortable being one than to love her stinky ass in order to be aw(ful)some.

fuck off, who the fuck is she to speak?! movies?! fuck that. fuck her. fuck her fake ass ohsocool "image".

Perez, we're all losers according to miss Punky Punk, and we're proud of that!
andy says – reply to this

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Bitch needs to get over herself!
Rose says – reply to this

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Wow, I hope for her sake she was kidding with this list. "Hurricane thing?" Holy shit.
Assh*lesneedlovetoo says – reply to this

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She's a 22-year-old "rock star" - wtf do you expect?
If you were looking for something prosaic, why the hell are you reading Perez Hilton? Now who's stupid…
Madame Claude says – reply to this

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Young n Stupid
gyeah says – reply to this

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The Karma one had me riding the ROFLcopter: when the "hurricane THING" happened, she filled up SIX boxes of designer purses, not one people, SIX of her most precious and valuable and personal belongings and told her "worker" "Take it to Katrina!" what a douchebag.

"TAKE IT TO KATRINA!" who the fuck is "KATRINA" and what is she going to do with ugly clothes? "KATRINA" is not a person and does not need purses, stupid asshole.
Alisa says – reply to this

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what a fucking douchebag. More reasons to ignore this chic. everyone of those "commandments" sounded like a fucking SNL skit. she can't be serious.
t says – reply to this

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Why is practice spelled with an 's' in that mag? don't they have editors?
Presenter says – reply to this

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Hey Bitch,

Congratulations you've finally qualified for the "Cunt of the Year" award at the VMA's. If you bend over backstage Timbaland can shove it up your ass so you can easily carry it home.
Catie says – reply to this

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Once a douche, always a douche. *rolls eyes* I thought she was ridiculous from day 1. Now everybody go download her music illegally!
Poppy says – reply to this

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she's a fucking idiot and a half.
TJ says – reply to this

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THIS GIRL SUCKS SO HARD! GO BACK TO CANADA, BITCH!
ebgb says – reply to this

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are you kidding me with that?

she's dilusional!
Sally says – reply to this

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DISGUSTING. She is a DISGUSTING BLIGHT on society. Look, Canada, can you please keep your no-talent, self-absorbed twats like Avril and Shania to yourselves?
Rene says – reply to this

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Avril is a complete idiot. How could anyone stand to be around her. She is so full of herself. WHAT A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
erasmus says – reply to this

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after reading #5, i'll proudly consider myself a loser.
Not so bad says – reply to this

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I don't think these are so bad - at least she's honest. She's very talented and very confident, but I don't think she's being mean. We all learn and mature every day (I hope).
kat says – reply to this

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lol @ "the hurricane thing".
ebgb says – reply to this

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Re: Presenter – hahah fucking great comment!
tanya west says – reply to this

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if i ever see that cunt sucking face on the street, shes gonna get a huge hurricane thing ass whooping!

avril sucks!!!! and ur not real douchebag! and no one wants to copy ur lame shiteous style!@!!
Brittany says – reply to this

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If you have to give your workers things because they don't make enough money, then maybe you should pay them more…whore.
Fannie says – reply to this

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Goodness, she is dumb. And unattractive. And talentless. Hmm.
killmenow says – reply to this

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is this cunt on crack???? "Take it to Katrina"……what is her fucking problem. She might need to keep in mind that they are sending her shitty scripts because she is shit and nobody wants to see her act in a movie, indie or not. This bitch needs to get hit by a bus or something.
tamzin says – reply to this

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i gave more to hurricane relief than she did, and compared to her, i'm poor!
6 boxes? wow, that must have really hurt, douchebag!
dijhili says – reply to this

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She almost sounds as full of herself as you Perez ! But you still win !
LaShaniquia says – reply to this

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what an idiot! i'm from new orleans. what the hell would any of us here do with her ugly ass clothes? sure we lost everything, but she could have actually been herself useful by donating money so that we could build houses. she's such a dumb bitch! ps, avril- were the 4th fattest state in the country. what makes you think we'd even fit in your clothes?!
Colleen says – reply to this

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First off she has no talent, and second she is a stupid wanna be punk rocker. I read she never finished school and it shows, her interviews always sound like a pre-teen. If she thinks she starts trends then she is dumber then she looks, she never stared anything, she is the follower. I don't hate her and i don't like her she just does not matter, soon people will realize she sucks. Kelly Clarkson will always out do her. If she gets into movies would that make her a follower, just like everyone else in Hollywood. She is full of herself, and that is so sad, because she has nothing to offer.
Kristy says – reply to this

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NAHHHH!! I Love her!!! She has her own style and fuck it if you don't like her. She doesn't need you to!! Finally someone who doesn't fucking apoligize for who there are!!! She may be a bitch, but really who isn't!!
casey says – reply to this

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what a fucking loser. nobody wants to copy her. who the hell wants to look like an ass?
TT says – reply to this

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Wow, I'm far from an Avril fan but I had no idea she is such a dumb bitch. She needs to better Fung Shui her shit so she wakes up with a bit more sense! I do believe I saw her in a movie recently… I have no idea what it was but I remember thinking she looked familiar and then when the credits rolled I saw her name. It wasn't anything big… Lifetime channel maybe? lol
marc says – reply to this

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what a little bitch.
Avril H8ter says – reply to this

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Billy the Kid was right she is full of shit
Froggy says – reply to this

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…..and how do you give a box of stuff too a Huricane Averil?
If your emploies are so poor why don't you pay then more?
Sarah says – reply to this

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That "hurricane thing". Why, yes. You mean that "thing" where all those people lost their homes and in many cases their lives? What a douche.
johnyyr says – reply to this

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they all make sense. and sending out more positive messages than perez…
i'd rather listen avril anytime.
kiki says – reply to this

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Avril doing a film would be an insult to actors everywhere.
The scripts don't suck any more than she does. No one with a good script would go near her.
Tara says – reply to this

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Bitch didn't even know how to pronounce Bowie's name when she read off the Emmy noms a few years ago. She said David "Bow-ie" as in "take a BOW." You're supposed to be this big rocker and you don't know who Bowie is? What? I mean, Christ, her makeup is a total rip of Ziggy Stardust and she doesn't even know what that means.

This kid is so full of herself and I don't know why. She's such a poser.
Chatter says – reply to this

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My veiw of Avril is very clear. She is a POSER. So is her husband! They are both full of themselves and suck very much.

She needs to thin out of the box… Maybe she wil have the spirits help her lmao
Diebitch says – reply to this

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IF YOU ARE SO COMFORTABLE IN YOUR OWN SKIN WHY ARE YOU CALLING PEREZ AND BEGGING HIM TO SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT YOU? LMFAO AT THIS POSEUR !!!! MY TAINT IS BETTER LOOKING THAN YOUR HUSBAND BY THE WAY YOU DOUCHE!! YOUR "WORKERS" ARE THE ONES FEEDING THESE WEBSITES. YEAH MANY PEOPLE WANT TO COPY YOUR IMAGE, AS IF WEARING BLACK AND SKULLS WAS A CONCEPT YOU CAME UP WITH ALL BY YOURSELF !!!!! WHAT AN ORIGINAL LOOK YOU HAVE !! HEY EVERYONE DONT WEAR BLACK BECAUSE AVRIL OWNS THE RIGHTS TO THAT COLOR LOLLOL IT IS QUITE SAD THAT THIS IS THE ONLY WAY SHE CAN GET AN ITEM POSTED ABOUT HER ON ANY WEBSITE AND NOT FOR ANY "TALENT" SHE MAY HAVE, SHE KNOWS IT AND THAT'S WHY SHE KEEPS MAKING HERSELF LOOK MORE AND MORE STUPID EVERY TIME
hateeveryoneequally says – reply to this

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WHITE PEOPLE, YOU SHOULD BE SO PROUD!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL! HELL, WITH HER LEVEL OF INTELLIGENCE, WHY DON'T YOU VOTE HER INTO THE WHITE HOUSE…YOU DID IT WITH G.W ANOTHER INARTICULATE AND INTELLECTUALLY INFERIOR WHITE PERSON!
tana says – reply to this

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She's what we call in Canada a" Hick"…kinda like your trailer trash. A spoiled brat with no culture ,class, or heart. On day she'll learn the hard way.
barf says – reply to this

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BARF - SHE"S HISTORY
notlikely says – reply to this

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I agree with some other ppl taht this is probably not her original work.

It was probably done based on her life, past interviews, or maybe even coaxed out of her by a writer.

I did not know, though, that you could be born to have a lifestyle that is non-vital to the world (entertainment).
Paul says – reply to this

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I do get why you hate her. She's an annoying, self-important little skank.
Bird says – reply to this

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Wouldn't you just love her to go live in a trailer and work at Wal-Mart for a few weeks? She has no concept of reality. Then again, I hate most 22 year olds.
mstff says – reply to this

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She ISN'T talented, she ISN'T smart and she ISN't pretty. Why the hell do we give a shiz about this idiot???
Stupid Girl says – reply to this

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T- practise is spelled with an S because it is a British Mag- that is how they spell it. Any way, this girl just made a huge A$$ of herself. If you are going to show an ego like that learn to speak without sounding like an idiot. Ufff.
mudge says – reply to this

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she's the stupidist stupid mayor of stupidville.
jeckie says – reply to this

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fuck her

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