If You Didn't Hate Her Already….

9/06/2007 12:37 PM ET | Filed under: Avril Lavigne • Icky Icky Poo • Anglophilia

She is so fucking full of herself. It's nauseating!

Avril Lavigne is featured in the new issue of Britain's Q magazine.

We can't believe half the shit that comes out of her mouth!

You MUST read her "Ten Commandments."

Now you'll see why we dislike Avril so much!!!!!

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Ronny Jotten says – reply to this

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Rocker girl?? Ahahaha HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
sam says – reply to this

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yeah she's definitely an annoying bitch. thanks for that.
Angie says – reply to this

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Is this serious? It can't possibly be, no one is that stupid.
Mel says – reply to this

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she is such a fucking gutterslut
Ohreally says – reply to this

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I am LMFAO thinking of these poor people in New Orleans walking around in ripped checkered socks, hello kitty t shirts and Doc Martens, well maybe the boots would be useful lol
CHARLOTTE says – reply to this

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what a douche! there really is nothing else to say about her
hellokittygirl says – reply to this

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Avril looks like a possum.
ALICIA says – reply to this

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THIS IS MY FIRST TIME LEAVING A COMMENT I ALWAYS READ WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY I DON'T ALWAYS AGREE BUT NOW I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT I HATE HER TO PINCHE VIEJA ESTUPIDA
ashley says – reply to this

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Seriously, I hope AL is reading these comments.
Ever since she first appeared with her first record, I detected a severe attitude problem in every interview and piece of publicity she appeared on. She comes over cold, dettached, angry and now seems to have developed arrogance beyond all limits.
The girl should visit a psychologist before this gets any worse - I dread to think what sort of role model she would be to any future children she may have. Raised in a strictly religious and highly strung household is not conducive to creating a emotionally stable adult. She has serious issues. And 22? Ain't that young - not an excuse.
If you can't hold a conversation with an adult age 17 you also have something seriously wrong with you. Many people are in the workplace from age 16 - working in banks, offices, you name it. Other people in the 'industry' also don't seem to have a problem - I've seen child actors give better interviews than Avril - take that kid from 'No Reservations' whose name slips me, a true gem to interview and all of 10 years old?

So Avril, don't paint everyone with your own brush - and just a little FYI, you did not invent your 'style' - take a look back through the 60s and 70s, stripey socks, skulls and black eyeliner had long since been done, babe.
erin says – reply to this

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THAT HURRICANE THING IN NEW ORLEANS?!! WHAT A THOUGHTLESS WHITE-TRASH BITCH. " Hey, let me pull some used shit out of my closet to give to them, Im such a good person." Oh yah Avril, people everywhere have clean drinking water. I would love to meet this bitch in a dark alleyway…
gillianfg says – reply to this

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I'm gonna chalk this one up to age. She will realize (hopefully) when she is 25 that she was a total fuck hole early on. I think her parents told her how beautiful she was to the point of being obnoxious and what did they get? A fucking obnoxious douche bag.
married2 says – reply to this

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I think i just threw up in my mouth…
Razzle says – reply to this

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I can't believe she gave her nasty old used junk to the Katrina victims and not cold hard cash! C'mon on! Who wants her used crap? Bitch, please.
robyn says – reply to this

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i seriously have not heard or read anything positive from her or about her. pathetic.
MiMi says – reply to this

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Oh. My. God. She is so full of herself! I'd like to take her down a peg or two.
warwickian says – reply to this

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come on… is this for real? she couldnt really be this removed from herself and they way she is perceived???? totally bizarre. sounds like a skit from SNL.
happygail says – reply to this

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she gives her manky old clothes away rather than any of her bundles of cash. what a giver
ahdm says – reply to this

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yea, right…because everyting that comes out of YOUR mouth, PEREZ, is SO articulate, so profound, so deeply in touch with your backgrounds as a journalist and somebody who went to college… (?). You are such a joke…… To DETEST people is fine, to LOVE them is fine, but where do you accummulate your knowledge to establish who is to be loved or hated? You, of all people, whould know better. This girl is a performer, a YOUNG one. You are how old again? I guess at this point, the joke is only you Perez.
happy says – reply to this

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FUCK YOU AVRIL!!! Your music sucks ass and your teeth are fucked up! The only movies you will be in are homemade pornos you skank!
heyyall says – reply to this

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#5 Made me laugh out loud! )

Yeah, Av, you're a real Saint. Six boxes of your old shit? WOW!!! Packing that shit up must have been brutal, like wading through the flood waters, pulling people and animals to safety. How do you find the strength to do it? You're a fucking inspiration to us all!

Does she realize how stupid she sounds?
Carlina says – reply to this

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THE WORLD HATES YOU AVRIL! "Hurricane thing"?! Goddamnit.

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Kate says – reply to this

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Fuck that cunt.
crittter says – reply to this

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insufferable little cunt.
lar says – reply to this

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Re: mykietown –
She grew up in a shit hole town in Canada. That's why she is so 'classy'
aran says – reply to this

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Re: Lala – WELL that's bcause she always wanted to be britney and she is jealous little princess.
MacDaddy says – reply to this

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Cocky bitch
Allee says – reply to this

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What a self-righteous cunt! Okay, if a handful of people hate you, maybe it is their problem. But everyone fucking hates you, girl! You're a loser! A fake, poser-ass bitch! She's actually a cute girl, so I don't know why she insists on looking so fug all the damn time. "I can't walk into a room without everybody turning their heads…" Yeah, because they want to spit on you.
Heidi says – reply to this

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I was only mildly annoyed with her until I read this. The "Hurricane Thing" is priceless. Fuck her!
Jen says – reply to this

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How terrible the way she says "my workers" So SAD
Aqua137 says – reply to this

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Is everyone in hollywood so self absorbed and stupid ?
Lola says – reply to this

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Wow….
Go look up Paramore– Haley Williams is amazing and so much fucking cooler than Avril Lavigne and not a total poser. amazing vocie. AVRIL SUCKS ASS.
Jeff says – reply to this

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whatta cunt
KELLY CAPPS says – reply to this

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WOW.. Avril is truly an inspiration. A whole six boxes of ripped up pants from Hot Topic, wife-beater tank tops, ties, & sweat wrist bands must have supplied all the former residents of "Katrina", Louisiana displaced by That Hurricane Thing 2006 with all the shelter they could possibly desire! I'm sure they feel super dumb for not being grateful for anything until they read your update of the ten commandments! Come on, I couldn't have been the only person who was getting wicked sick of the original.. written on stone? Come on, that is so 17629 B.A. (before Avril, duh!)… published in that bible thing… HOW TACKY!
USUCK says – reply to this

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Re: Michelle – IM NOT ANYTHING LIKE HER IM NOT EVEN A FAN IM JUST SICK OF PEOPLE THINKING JUST CAUSE SHE SUCKS MEANING ALL OF CANADAS SINGERS & PEOPLE SUCK
anon says – reply to this

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(5) has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations

(6) is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends

(7) lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others

(8) is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her

(9) shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes

Reprinted with permission from the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, fourth Edition. Copyright 1994 American Psychiatric Association

Hmmmmm… sound familiar? What do you think?
comagirl says – reply to this

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oh holy shit…what an arrogant bitch…She's annoying just to look at, but when she opens her mouth…she makes it a thousand times worse!!
CATHAZAT says – reply to this

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I now feel so blessed and fortunate to have read the Ten Commandments of Avril Lavigne. The world is now, indeed, a much better place.
ellie says – reply to this

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i want to kill her.
i bet those six boxes were just full of her old ties. whore.
Britney Spears says – reply to this

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turd
Lemmelvu says – reply to this

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I love Avril- everyone else is just jealous of her. She's done well for her self, so leave her alone.
the explorer says – reply to this

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She can't play music, can't write songs, and can't sing.

Basically, she is a hired mannequin.
Perezito's Stalker says – reply to this

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her assistant probably took the six boxes of cunt crap and sold it on Ebay since she doesn't "make much money."
AVRIL NEEDS TO GROW THE F*CK UP...... says – reply to this

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……..Seriously. She still acts like a fucking teenager. HELLO BITCH, your married and are a "young woman" now. I think its about time to ditch the black eye make-up, stupid school girl outfit (you look horrible in it by the way), and quit trying to be all bad ass all the time. If you didnt have all the body guards and shit you would be layed out so many times for all the shit you talk. You need to quit giving interviews like this, all your fans are probably like, 17 and younger and dont care what you have to say…..NO ONE with any intelligance and class cares about you. People dont like you because you are annoying, immature, and you are conceited for NO REASON. you have nothing anybody wants ( and that includes your ugly ass husband)
OMG says – reply to this

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This is a joke right? This has to be a joke….I cannot believe that any sane manager would let her say this to a magazine to be published….this has to be one of the most ignorant things I've read in a real long time. Thanks for posting…..what a dumb bitch. Fuck her an her "katrina thing" and "poor people".
Jade says – reply to this

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ohhhh my god, i think number 5 is my favorite.
AVRIL is a low class skank! says – reply to this

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here is a tip for Avril.

1. build a bridge.
2. get over it!

^_^
TexasChick says – reply to this

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What a BITCH! She should learn how to tame her huge ego!!! YUCK!
Québec Girl says – reply to this

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she is so full of her self
jennzz says – reply to this

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she is mentally unstable,,
she has yet to receive an education,
she cannot even do an interview,,
what an idiotass
she should get a tutor,, learn to speak english,, that girl would be a shitass actress,, imagine the poor people on the set with her?? oh wow,, what a trip that would be,,, the other actors would quit ,, or have her fired,,
she calls her employee's,,
her "workers" ??
she gives them used things??
why would she give the Katrina people out of her damn closet??
why not write a check,, stupid bitch
she has the attitude of a fucking self loving bitch that thinks she is the queen of the world,,
ewwwww
hope she rots in her "Spiritual-Feng Shui" hell!!
puke!
Caro says – reply to this

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I didn't know why I hated her, but you just gave me the reasonssssssss. She is so full of shit.
ha-di-bloody-ha says – reply to this

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Re: beyotchtoo – erm,why all the haters,i mean i like her music and she is a vry confident person,but its simply because many people cannot stand PEOPLE WHO THINK THE SUN SHINES OUT OF THEIR OWN BACKSIDE,its like in her mind she's gods gift,and people like that are either nice in a special way,or just plai arseholic
Ash says – reply to this

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I've always hated her but this is the trashiest shit I've ever seen.

She talks about being seventeen like she's acting older than seventeen… by this interview I'd guess she's thirteen or fourteen, going through the oh-my-god everyone is paying so much attention to me phase.

And saying "when the hurricane thing happened" in reference to Katrina would be like saying "when that plane crash thing happened" in reference to 9/11.
Insensitive bitch, much?

She thinks she's strong and tough? And that girls want to copy her?
I know ten year old girls who could - and would - beat the shit out of Avril,
and I'm sure as hell they'd get more enjoyment out of it than they would "copying" her.
yupyupyup says – reply to this

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Coco says – reply to this

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Get over yourself! She is just not likeable. Every word out of her mouth makes her even less so!
amie says – reply to this

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if you dont hate her, then you're 12.. not old enough to determine whether or not you're a loser yet..

as if it was possible to hate this talent-less bitch even more
muffin ass says – reply to this

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she gave the boxes to her "assistant" and said "take it to katrina"??? so her assistant did the actual work and she doesn't know that Katrina is a hurricane and not a place? FUCKING TWAT. and instead of giving your "workers" "stuff" why don't you pay them more you greedy piece of shit ass-shit.
Summer says – reply to this

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Umm..does she really think that highly of herself? Seriously
Silly Jill says – reply to this

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Everyone who says she's young is right. She probably will read this 5-10 years down the line and hopefully be embarassed. Still, age is no excuse for poor character. I know 10 year olds who would have sounded more poised and intelligent given an opportunity to offer their ten commandments. The suckers are those who buy magazines to read what tarts like this have to say. Who freakin' cares? She's is of absolutely no consequnce in this world, those who think she is (like her fans) will eventually, like her, grow up.
Lala says – reply to this

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Re: aran – Yes, aran I know this…she wants to be britney so much….hahahah!
Jeanette says – reply to this

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She thinks so she cool, she would eat her own shit.
anna says – reply to this

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what a dumb cunt
ryan says – reply to this

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www.kanyewins.com
BostonGirL says – reply to this

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I never really could care less about this bitch but after reading this I think she is a complete idiot
Jillian says – reply to this

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this bitch is living in another demension. totally out of touch with reality.
LILO says – reply to this

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not avril YOU ARE THE LOSER COPYING SONGS WHICH ARE NOT YOURS.
Heidi says – reply to this

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Number 5 is the most ridiculous. If her 'workers' don't get much money, wouldn't paying them more give her better karma than letting them have her trash?
She is BUBBLE GUM says – reply to this

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I can’t believe anything she says either. I am with you Perez. She is a bag-O-crap. She looks and acts like any other wanna-be out that actually. And I am 36 came from the TRUE punk era: so what the hell is so punk about her. She is a total loser. If anything she is mainstream bubble gum, pop, anyway. I am SO thankful I don’t know a single lyric she ever pretended to write. She is just a kid, who thinks she knows it all. I love it when you have a child on the so called scene, and they profess to know everything there is to know cool about music. PA-leeeze. We are all laughing at her “look” and words right now. Too much to handle.. HA HA HA!!! She, quite frankly, is a poor joke, that has been told just about 100 times too much…and then some.
YOUR MOM says – reply to this

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Like, uh, yeah, it's like, so hard to talk to grown-ups when you're, like, 17. (Avril@17, aka, FUCKTARD.)

How in the HELL could she ever compare herself to Kelly Clarkson. She's not fit to eat KC's POO.
Jayne says – reply to this

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This ridiculously egotistical biotch looks like a mad alligator. She needs to quit trying so hard to be an "independent teenager"…isn't she married and over that phase by now? I think she will forever be stuck as that rebellious teen even when she's 80. I seriously wonder what she's always so mad about. Angry mouthful of teeth grin.
kelly2 says – reply to this

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I don't hate her, so she remains the loser. Just wanted to say "DER"!!!!!!!!!
Dominique Lortie says – reply to this

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I don't care what she says! Honestly you can tell that she does not have a lot of Education under her belt…She's not the smartest and what comes out of her mouth is often stupid BUT at least she's confident and not acting like a fluzzy. If you compare her and her words in her songs to the other mainstream pop tarts she's better a role model than most. Not all but most. DL
Johnx says – reply to this

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IS THIS BITCH SERIOUS?! WHO THE FUCK DOES SHE THINK SHE IS? SHE IS A TRENDY POSER WHO CAN'T WRITE HER OWN MUSIC!!!!! Get with it, Avril.
leoj says – reply to this

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she is a cunt licking whore…… she can rott in hell for all i care……..
Missy says – reply to this

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How generous of her to donate her used clothes to her "workers." Maybe she should just try paying them a living wage, eh?
Mars says – reply to this

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First of all, who is jealous of a fucking Retarted Miget….She is full of shit I agree on that. She is so stupid and insecured she talks out of her ass.
Madison says – reply to this

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"HURRICANE THING"? WHAT A FVCKING IDIOT!!
D says – reply to this

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Re: Super Amanda – what does flat chested have to do with anything? you people writing this stuff must be American !
Tara says – reply to this

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Oh god i hope she never comes back to Canada, she is such a twat!!
Now Really!! says – reply to this

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To all those who said Canada should take her back!
Are you kidding ~!@#$%???
We are glad to be rid of her GOOD LUCK!!! roflmfao hahaha
:(((((( says – reply to this

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Oh Avril, i loved you so much :*(
stef says – reply to this

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I hate that fugly bitch but I love you Perez.
D says – reply to this

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WHATS WITH AMERICANS??? ARE YOU ALL THIS STUPID ???
argh says – reply to this

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no, she doesn't realise how stupid she sounds. she has no idea. she is so incredibly untalented, but worse, she is uneducated. she couldn't remember what the actual name of the "hurricane thing" was; and she doesnt realise that alcohol is a drug. I'm not really understanding if she is the party, or if her and her equally untalented husband have calmed each other down. I don't think she knows a goddamned thing about anything going on around her! Why do people listen to her music!!!!!!!!!!
casual observer says – reply to this

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i like #5 - i think it makes her sound as stupid as i've always thought she was…
Portaligas says – reply to this

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Avril SUCK!
Avril SUCK!
Avril SUCK!
Avril SUCK!

WE LOVE PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Madison says – reply to this

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26 - tv says – reply to this
what an idiot! like miss north carolina

HEY DUMBASS….IT WAS MISS SOUTH CAROLINA. JJJJEEEEEEZZZZ……
rachellovesperez says – reply to this

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She is such a bitch. Who cares about her life. Her music sucks.
lola says – reply to this

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kill yourself avril
Shay says – reply to this

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Before I got it but…now…I completely get why you could hate her x
stace says – reply to this

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Perez, u are RIGHT! this bitch is a c-u-next-tuesday!
ohh pluezze says – reply to this

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isn't feng shui about how you decorate a room? very spiritual indeed
(rolls eyes)
Fabio says – reply to this

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what a loser…
come on… "I am the party"…
what was that o.o?

and "I have the look every girl wants to copy"
gosh
hahahah says – reply to this

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is she for real?!?? "take it to katrina!" lol, if you want to see an awkward interview you should search for "alex zane avril lavigne popworld" on youtube, and watch her being interviewed by alex zane for a british show called popworld. she's such a fanny
M says – reply to this

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Starla…paging Starla! We want your input on this one :biggrin:
Krissy says – reply to this

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Commandment 11: RUIN YOUR CAREER.

Because you just did you little shit.
average joe says – reply to this

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This bitch needs an ATM now.
She is one rude evil NO TALENT cunt.
I truly hate this douche bag.
Other than that shes cool.
Ashley says – reply to this

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Wow… Is this real?? How is it possible for one person to be such an idiot? She makes me cry for humanity.
the real andrea says – reply to this

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My aVRIL Commandment to myself:
1. NEVER GO ANYWHERE THERE MIGHT BE AVRIL LEVEEN MUZ-ICK PLAYING
hONESTLY, SHE WAS PLAYING AT A RESTAURANT i WAS AT RECENTLY AND IT WAS HORRIFYINGLY LONG AND UNAPPETIZING TO LISTEN TO THAT SUCKY, TINNY SOUNDING "GIRLFRIEND" WHILE EATING A TACO SALAD….
THANKS PEREZZEL!!
Alison says – reply to this

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#6 and #9 make me want to say a big FUCK YOU Avril. Get over yourself. You still have a lot of growing up to do little girl! I used to be glad my daughter likes your music over Britney and the like, but FUCK YOU!!!
nagiko9 says – reply to this

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It's like her brain threw up all over their magazine!

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