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She is so fucking full of herself. It's nauseating!

Avril Lavigne is featured in the new issue of Britain's Q magazine.

We can't believe half the shit that comes out of her mouth!

You MUST read her "Ten Commandments."

Now you'll see why we dislike Avril so much!!!!!

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2531 comments to “If You Didn't Hate Her Already….”

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  1. brenda says – reply to this


    501

    i can't believe point number 5, good karma, six boxes!!!!!! she should really be ashamed of making that public

  2. Just me says – reply to this


    502

    It is clear why people don't like Avril, she opens her mouth and builds a grandiose self image of herself and trying to weave in that she is giving and not full of herself. I would categorize her as not having a high level of self-awareness and narcissistic!!

  3. aLi says – reply to this


    503

    yeah her voice's "particular sound" is synthesized and the definition of somebody who can't sing!!!

  4. Faith says – reply to this


    504

    blah blah blah me me me, that's all I read.

  5. Carolina says – reply to this


    505

    What a HORRIBLE NONHUMAN asshole she (it) is. So stupid!

  6. Allie says – reply to this


    506

    Since when is the word "practice" spelled p-r-a-c-t-i-s-e (#5)??? You'd think the mag would have caught onto that!

  7. Haley says – reply to this


    507

    what a wench!

  8. Pupienne says – reply to this


    508

    What planet is she from. Whats that shit about Kelly Clarkson… in case Avril didn't know she is mainstream and her and Kelly fight for the same airtime on MTV and the radio…. they have the same fan base. She recently wrote a song about wanting to be someones girlfriend when she is married… this means she either didn't write the song or wrote it because it sounded like a pop hit. She is everything she preaches against. She is just ignorant. I would rather buy a Kelly Clarkson album at least she is real about herself.

  9. RALPH says – reply to this


    509

    She has a personality disorder!

  10. gaby says – reply to this


    510

    what a conceited piece of crap!!!! i've always hated her, and SHE REALLY IS A LOOSER

  11. Kacie says – reply to this


    511

    What a twat!

  12. casey says – reply to this


    512

    "take it to katrina!" HAHAHHAHAHAHAH! priceless. she's such a great person. I wish I was one of her "workers"!

  13. SARAH MCKAY - TORONTO GIRL! says – reply to this


    513

    HAHAHA, YOU GUYS ARE THE IDIOTS, YOU'VE ALL BEEN DUPPED BY PEREZ AND SOME BRIT WANKER (AND WE ALL NO. HER WORDS HAVE OBVIOUSLY BEEN TWISTED BY SOME BITCH REPORTER OUT TO GET HER FOR ONE REASON OR ANOTHER, THERE IS NO WAY SHE WOULD SAY BULLSHIT LIKE THAT! I GARAUNTEE IN THE NEXT DAY OR SO AVRIL WILL COME OUT SAYING THTA THESE ARE NOT HER WORDS, ETC…

    AND GUYS, SHE'S NOT THAT BAD … PEREZ IS THE FUCKING ASSHOLE, TRYING TO BRING HER DOWN FOR NO REASON, SHE HAS NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO HIM TO DESERVE THIS. KARMA IS A BOOMERANG PEREZ AND ONE DAY YOU WILL GET WHAT IS COMING FOR YOU. JERK!

  14. Kate says – reply to this


    514

    She is such a douche bag.

  15. Canadian Chick says – reply to this


    515

    NUMBER 25 is correct!!
    I've read interviews on Perez and other sites..then the mag comes out..and the interview doesn't seem to bash the Celeb…
    Yeah shes a brat…but what do you except when your that young and famous!!
    At least she's honest!!

  16. xoxo says – reply to this


    516

    I don't hate her, I HATE HER UNETHICAL PRACTICE of ripping of song writers.

    She is such a poser.

  17. cindy adams says – reply to this


    517

    BLAH!

  18. Chris says – reply to this


    518

    whibley wobbley

  19. Derek says – reply to this


    519

    She's full of herself, Perez? That's like calling the kettle black. She's just some goofy kid that you probably wish you were.

  20. Sassy says – reply to this


    520

    My god, how frigging dumb and unconcerned about anything outside of her box. Is her husband a dumb ass, too? How in the hell could anyone put up with that shit. What are their conversations about? I am just fricking at a loss for what to think or feel about this. Unfucking real!

  21. avril sucks says – reply to this


    521

    what a cocky dumb bitch, she makes me sick. fuck you avril nobody likes you.

  22. Why Q Why? says – reply to this


    522

    All her vapid and ridiculous 'commandments' aside, it saddens me to see that Q would even give this girl the time of day. I mean comparing herself to Kelly Clarkson? Gimme a break! The only comparison is that Kelly's talented and Avril's clearly not… though being able to annoy such a huge number of people with your very existance does strike me as a pretty amazing talent

  23. V says – reply to this


    523

    I'm sure she'll send some message to Perez whining about it, because she's just so upset that we dislike her so… wanker

  24. Bruce says – reply to this


    524

    I've always disliked her and I now I totally despise her—thanks for givin the shiz on this b*a*ch, Perez, but when are you gonna start dealing the real dirt on that old hag Madge? you could start with all of the copyright infringement M has been accused of, sued for, and lost over the years—the same road Avril's going down…

  25. Jenn says – reply to this


    525

    Oh my. As a Canadian, I was really proud of this export and really dug her music. For a long while, I couldn't understand why you had it in for her. I know see justification for your scathing remarks and frankly am embarrassed. She really is a twit…one who desperately needs to fire her publicist (or at least have him/her do interview for her). Cripes…

  26. samantha says – reply to this


    526

    didn't anybody else notice they spelled "practice" wrong?!

  27. Hollywud Babylon says – reply to this


    527

    What kind of delusional world does she live in where she thinks she actually is a REAL star and that people give a shit about her. SHE'S A JOKE!! And I can't wait for the day when she figures that out!

  28. kimm says – reply to this


    528

    girlfriends song is so baaaad! its been in the top charts here in France all summer and i dnt understand why ppl gave money to buy the CD? Im french but i could understand the lame lyrics , and the music is pathetic! shes so proud shes a biiiiiiitch shes canadian so she might understand what i'm gonna tell her SALE CONNE!
    u know wat? if shes so full of herself that means that deep inside shes not confident..she just wants ppl to love her coz she kows shes a moron.

  29. dien says – reply to this


    529

    hating her even more now. what a waste of a human

  30. jw says – reply to this


    530

    One word:
    CUNT

  31. HA! says – reply to this


    531

    Re: ioewe

    BEST. COMMENT. EVER.

  32. J-Lo says – reply to this


    532

    is this for real? that huricane thing, i am the party, i'm tough, i have an agent now and everything, yeah?

    not only can i not beleive that someone would write that garbage, but also that q magazine would actually publish. not that q has been credible…ever, but this sounds like it was written for 4 year old children to boke over!

  33. Gackabeedies says – reply to this


    533

    Re: grammar – In England (and I assume, Canada) it's "practise".

  34. Julie says – reply to this


    534

    I think Avril is f*cking right!
    She says things the way they are!
    If you don't love her you are the loser not her. It's the same with every other band! and uper Amanda, you must be full of yourself to post that she is flat chested. Who cares? You must be very jalous at her! She has a wonderfull husband.

    I love her and her music so back of.

  35. Kayla says – reply to this


    535

    she cannot really think like that - how absolutely ignorant of her

  36. cdlc says – reply to this


    536

    hurricane thing??? pick up the paper and read it. ought to email that ignorant bitch and give a 'thing' or two… stupid people, i tell you.

  37. Mayray says – reply to this


    537

    This poor girl sounds like she only has an education of a 3rd grader. I just feel sorry for her because she is so clueless to how the rest of the world is.

  38. phenyll says – reply to this


    538

    TEAM CLARKSON!

  39. jc says – reply to this


    539

    If she does have an agent now then he or she needs to explain to her that this is not a cool way to portray herself. She is very young and I cant help but think that the people who conducted the interview might have played a hand in this. This is JUICEY, she IS a STUPID LITTLE GIRL. I am not saying that she is not a self centered little twat… she is. But GOD, how embaressing to read that. Someone needs to push her off button. Is she really even very talented? I only know of one or two songs from a long time ago. She really hasnt done enough to have such an inflated opinion of herself

  40. ivee says – reply to this


    540

    ewww I hate her even more now…She's so fakeee, she supposively hates ppl like hilary, kelly, or britney because they dance n do these pop songs but her gf video is so valley girl n she even talks like a valley girl n she makes fun of ppl like that..eww

  41. rachael says – reply to this


    541

    i already hated her but this is a nice reminder as to why

  42. midnight says – reply to this


    542

    honestly Perez, I thought you were giving her a hard time over nothing before, but I have to say she manages to come across as really full of herself and dumb there…. sounding, like, about 12 and everything. I wonder how many spelling errors they had to edit out.

  43. Seyary says – reply to this


    543

    Ha! you know Perez, you're a loser, Avril freaking rocks, and she said it herself, and so it goes for the haters: If you hate her the loser is you not her. Avril rulez!!!!

  44. PhaQingBitch!!!! says – reply to this


    544

    This is why when I have children, I will not play commercial music around them. Not only is it full of untalented people, but apparently brainless twits as well. Thank God we still have talents like Maynard James Keenan still around.

  45. Wonton says – reply to this


    545

    i can just picture the editors gathered round laughing their asses off, and ripping this little c*nt stain to shreds. at least i hope that's what they did. yeah, when that hurricane thingy happened, i went to my medicine cabinet and filled up 1 and a half boxes of half-used lotions and gave them to my mom to send over to those katrina people. After all, those pesky hurricane thingies can be so hard on the skin.

    yes avril, i'm sure the people still sitting in their formaldehyde-emitting trailers with suicidal thoughts and the sounds of their children coughing in the foreground just go put on one of your plaid zippered pants and polka dot ties and all the pain and hopelessness just melts away…

  46. Avril SUCKS says – reply to this


    546

    Avril is so stupid… GO HOME! LEAVE US ALONE! AND PLEASE, NO MORE ALBUMS!

  47. Winchell's ghost says – reply to this


    547

    Uh yeah, she is most annoying. Starting with the name. Followed by the Lassie face. Ended with the attitude.

  48. Andrea Butch says – reply to this


    548

    SHE IS RETARDED! What an egotistical maniac; so full of herself and cum.

  49. geir says – reply to this


    549

    ew i can honestly say for the first time i am NOT proud to be canadian!

  50. littlelatina says – reply to this


    550

    I love comment number 5 - She's very giving. She likes to give to her "Workers" especially if they don't make much money. Ok first she sounds like a queen ant with her little minion "workers" running around gathering food. Also if they work for you i hope they are making enough money to buy clothing. yikes. She's young but come on

  51. Ashley says – reply to this


    551

    ya know that doesn't surprise me I have seen her in TV interviews and she is that bad.

  52. Erin says – reply to this


    552

    Avril is a complete embarrassment not only as a rock “star”, but as a human and a Canadian. I’m so thankful that there are many, MANY other Canadian stars showing the world that we Canadians aren’t the bratty, spoiled, uneducated, talent less morons that Avril displays. She is the minority, and hopefully for the world, it stays that way.

  53. Amanda says – reply to this


    553

    Just when you thought she couldn't get any douche-ier…. Her 'workers who don't make much money!?!' Maybe she should pay them more!

  54. Lisalee says – reply to this


    554

    'Like a real-life hurrycane disaster, yeah? Like fill my boxes with like stuff yeah? Send it to New Orleons!! I'm so goddamn caring, like Jee-sus, yeah? No, get my assistant to do it. Christ, I thought it, do I have to do everygoddamnthingroundhere? Jeez-us. Take it to Katrina! Jeez, what do you mean Katrina is the hurrycane? Man, go and extend yourself.

    Loser.

  55. ak says – reply to this


    555

    very immature. six boxes of stuff from your closet for katrina? wow, avril, that is soooo generous. i bet your underpaid "workers" really appreciate the hand me downs and that the people who have nothing but clean water are inspired by your instructions to be thankful even if they are poor.

  56. ak says – reply to this


    556

    very immature. six boxes of stuff from your closet for katrina? wow, avril, that is soooo generous. i bet your underpaid "workers" really appreciate the hand me downs and that the people who have nothing but clean water are inspired by your instructions to be thankful even if they are poor.

  57. Joyous1 says – reply to this


    557

    That is the funniest thing I ever read. I love it when poeple thing they are so enlightened. My favorites: Practice Good Karma, Advocate Spirituality.
    The magazine laughed their asses off when they got this list. Who is her publisist and why would they let her look like such a tool.

  58. Michelle says – reply to this


    558

    I've always been somewhat neutral when it came to Avril. And while she may get lots of radio play, and sold many an album, her comments make it clear that she is nothing but an arrogant and unintelligent little girl …lack of intelligence and lots of ego - a very dangerous combination. It will ruin you, if it hasn't already.

  59. Juli says – reply to this


    559

    Ok, she is an IDIOT and she could go and enjoy screwing herself…. BUT in her defense… This is really the way most "famous people" feel but just never say it outloud because they want to always have this "I'm too good image"…

  60. gGirlNYC says – reply to this


    560

    I don't have a problem with most of the 10 commandments… I like when celebs are candid and say whats on their mind as opposed to canned, rehearsed, approved by publicist statements. The only part that annoyed me was her contribution to the "hurricaine thing" (wtf). Yeah, thats just what people who just lost their homes and or family…. some random crap from your closet, most likely size 2 army fatigue pants, ramones tshirts and wrist bands.

  61. Juli Continued says – reply to this


    561

    For each of the commandments there is an example:
    1. 50 Cent, Kanye, Paris Hilton, Jessica Alba
    2. I can picture Angelina Jolie saying the same crap to the mirror
    3. Drew Barrymore said the exact same crap after REHAB
    4. OK this was probably the stupidest comment on getting WASTET= RESPONSIBLE… Total Idiot
    5. Truth is this is the way all REPUBLICANS (hint hint… GEORGE F$#% BUSH) feel and if all the famous hollywood scene IDIOTS spent the same money they spend shopping or clubbing on the refugees of Katrina then EVERYONE and I mean EVERYONE would have a descent place to live and a descent meal everyday in New Orleans… BUT THEY DONT SO AT LEAST THE BITCH DID SOMETHING
    6. JENNIFER LOPEZ brags "I'm still Jenny from the block" be thankful… blah blah blah but does not remember her neighborhood??? NO ’cause its actually the poorest section in the Bronx.
    7. So she is not a CATHOLIC or a JEW… GOOD for her
    8. This is the same story for everyone who marries… boring everyday hollywood statement
    9. Lets see… EVERYONE who sings all of a sudden wants to get into music… SURPRISE SURPRISE??? NO!!!… Alicia Keys, Britney SMEeears, Hillary Duff, Jessica Simpson… and ON and ON
    10. C'mon PEREZ this is you talking…

    YES she SUCKS and she is an IDIOT but why don't you focus on why EVERYONE should hate PARIS HILTON… She has said MANY MANY similar or more fu$#% up comments so why don't you share the LIMELIGHT???

  62. Juli Continued says – reply to this


    562

    For each of the commandments there is an example:
    1. 50 Cent, Kanye, Paris Hilton, Jessica Alba
    2. I can picture Angelina Jolie saying the same crap to the mirror
    3. Drew Barrymore said the exact same crap after REHAB
    4. OK this was probably the stupidest comment on getting WASTET= RESPONSIBLE… Total Idiot
    5. Truth is this is the way all REPUBLICANS (hint hint… GEORGE F$#% BUSH) feel and if all the famous hollywood scene IDIOTS spent the same money they spend shopping or clubbing on the refugees of Katrina then EVERYONE and I mean EVERYONE would have a descent place to live and a descent meal everyday in New Orleans… BUT THEY DONT SO AT LEAST THE BITCH DID SOMETHING
    6. JENNIFER LOPEZ brags "I'm still Jenny from the block" be thankful… blah blah blah but does not remember her neighborhood??? NO ’cause its actually the poorest section in the Bronx.
    7. So she is not a CATHOLIC or a JEW… GOOD for her
    8. This is the same story for everyone who marries… boring everyday hollywood statement
    9. Lets see… EVERYONE who sings all of a sudden wants to get into music… SURPRISE SURPRISE??? NO!!!… Alicia Keys, Britney SMEeears, Hillary Duff, Jessica Simpson… and ON and ON
    10. C'mon PEREZ this is you talking…

    YES she SUCKS and she is an IDIOT but why don't you focus on why EVERYONE should hate PARIS HILTON… She has said MANY MANY similar or more fu$#% up comments so why don't you share the LIMELIGHT???

  63. whoretta says – reply to this


    563

    I despise you Perez but it looks like we've found a common enemy! Let's join forces!

  64. Sasha says – reply to this


    564

    I think the youth excuse will only get you so far. I think it's more her individual personality and the fact that she's a celebrity(I'm not saying all are bad) and became one at a fairly early age. I know a lot of people who are and were way more mature and modest at younger ages than her and a lot of them have money. She just doesn't seem to know any better. She doesn't have a clue and is not in touch with the real world. To me, even though she's trying to be so cool and blunt, she comes across as insecure and insincere.

  65. viklc says – reply to this


    565

    she is the douchey-ist douche bag ever

  66. Jen says – reply to this


    566

    Just wait until she's a divorced, coked-up, has-been on The Surreal Life. That might take her down a peg or two.

  67. behemoth says – reply to this


    567

    ummmm……
    is this a joke?
    what a douchebag, and everything!

  68. Kerflop says – reply to this


    568

    wow talk about obnoxious! Isn't it just a dream how out of every word in the dictionary she manages to put all of the ones we hate the most togeather? "hey, hey, you ,you need to get the fuck out"

  69. eva says – reply to this


    569

    I'm from Canada and I've even disliked Avril ever since she came out on the music scene. I felt, since the beginning, that she's a poser. She's a country singer, not a punk rock one and she's not a skater either! She's an annoying brat who lacks modesty and knowledge (Take it to Katrina, she said. What kind of wording or phrasing is that? she also said When the hurrican thing happened? What a way to refer to it!). She's not even hot, she's actually ugly and so is her husband! Who does she think she is? What ever happened to that plagiarism story with Chantal?

  70. Heather says – reply to this


    570

    I particularly enjoy #5. What an asshole! if your "workers" don't make much money I'm sure they would rather you pay them more than have your second hand shit. What a douche bag!!

  71. kat says – reply to this


    571

    What a fucking cunt. Someone, please kill her.

  72. Lanesse says – reply to this


    572

    what the FUCK is up with #5 (commandement, not comment) I suspect GQ is taking the piss out of her but Im also pretty sure she really is this fucking dumb and nasty. what a DUMB CUNT

  73. Katrina-thing victim says – reply to this


    573

    On behalf of all of us effected by that Katrina-thing 2 years back, we want to thank you, Avril - for generously donating the neck ties, Vans, crazy-hats you scored at Mardi Gras '04, boxes of black eyeliner and most-importantly - the skateboards with notes attached, suggesting we 'ride the storm'. You rock, Avril!
    Fucking tool-bitch!

  74. Saree says – reply to this


    574

    What a fucking cunt whore!! Why didn't she just marry herself–I mean g-d she's really grateful and likes to give things to her "workers". What does she own a fuckin' sweat shop or something!!? Love you Perez–Pinky!!

  75. miamibiotch13 says – reply to this


    575

    Take the stuff to Katrina????? It's called New Orleans, Louisiana, you dumb bitch… Infuriating!!! I hope your shiteous music career goes through a painful death.

  76. Shannon says – reply to this


    576

    Aw, she gave six boxes of her stupid poser clothing when "the hurricane thing" happened. And she could be "real good" at acting!

    Thanks for confirming how much of a douchetard Avril is!

  77. Avril says – reply to this


    577

    Hey, why all the hate? I am a very kind and compassionate person! I let my workers drink all the water they want, out of the hose in the backyard. And on Tuesdays I don't even charge them for it! That's right, free hose-water for my workers, every Tuesday, all they can drink!

  78. Molly says – reply to this


    578

    Homegirl needs to go away!!! I mean could she be more of an idiot!??!

  79. lisa says – reply to this


    579

    I sure hope she finds that role in a super cool indie flick…

  80. Perez iz my Hero says – reply to this


    580

    What a fuckin' cunt. I don't know ANYONE who tries to be like her…she's fuckin delusional. I'd rather SEE Britney's cunt than listen to Avril being one. And Kelly Clarkson is actually a good singer…not some fake ass bitch.

  81. Manda says – reply to this


    581

    I am embarrassed to be from Canada because of this interview. Seriously we are not this stupid or self-centered or selfish. Don't judge us all on one dumb idiot.

  82. LC says – reply to this


    582

    "Im Tough"… haha are you kidding me? Sorry Avril but dying your hair, wearing converse sneakers, wearing heavy makeup and chains on your jeans does not make you tough HAHAHA thats the most funniest shit ive heard… oooooh she's so tough… she sings about skater boys and shit… wow watch out now, she can kick your ass! HAHA. What a Douch.

  83. easyE says – reply to this


    583

    is she serious?

  84. cinema clothing says – reply to this


    584

    shes really retarted!!! definetly one of the most annoying!!!

  85. KATEEEEEE says – reply to this


    585

    i like how she referred to Katrina as "the hurricane thing."
    what a fuckin idiot.

  86. JEN says – reply to this


    586

    Re: average joe – What the hell is an ATM?

  87. nikkiofyourdreams says – reply to this


    587

    Re: kylie – I totally agree with you, not to mention that "I Don't Like Your G/F" song is something that Hillary Duff would release (no offense to her). She SOLD OUT with that shitty song!

  88. tina says – reply to this


    588

    after reading this article i will never (not that i did before) buy anything of hers. she sucks!

  89. Jamie says – reply to this


    589

    She's a self obsessed bitch who never grew up.

  90. Lionel Ritchie says – reply to this


    590

    I am so nauseous. She deserves to be boycotted. I never heard such crap in my life. i hope her career is over soon and she ends up like those kids on Different Strokes! or she neds up doing porn…that would be awesome!

  91. Taylor says – reply to this


    591

    And Canadians say Americans are stupid.

  92. LC says – reply to this


    592

    "Im Tough"… haha are you kidding me? Sorry Avril but dying your hair, wearing converse sneakers, wearing heavy makeup and chains on your jeans does not make you tough HAHAHA thats the most funniest shit ive heard… oooooh she's so tough… she sings about skater boys and shit… wow watch out now, she can kick your ass! HAHA. What a Douch.

    And this whole "17yr olds dont know how to talk to adults"?… um ya.. maybe when she was 17 but when I was 17 I could talk to an adult like any other person.

  93. The Wardrobe Shrink says – reply to this


    593

    6 boxes from out of her closet?? What? Of punk stilettos, skinny jeans, electric pink eyeshadow, black eyeliner, and blonde hairdye. Who needs Bush to turn up on day 5,6,7,8,9 or whatever it was, when you have Avril Lavigne's electric pink eyeshadow to rehydrate you? How hysterical…

  94. RA says – reply to this


    594

    WOW! She wants a lead role in a super cool indie flick??? Yeah, right… Sit down and wait, bitch! I believe Salvatore Maira will be calling you in a few days…

  95. punki brewster says – reply to this


    595

    she is a future porn star!!

  96. Samantha says – reply to this


    596

    "Take it to Katrina". LOL! God she's dumb.

  97. Dixie Cup says – reply to this


    597

    How about giving your employees a living wage. Cunt. Your look is so borrowed and your music sucks.

  98. joame says – reply to this


    598

    i love her comments re: take my belongings to katrina. FYI katrina was a storm, new orleans would be where you sent your 6 bags of outdated overpleated super mini skirts.

  99. Kara says – reply to this


    599

    Perez, as a Canadian citizen, born and raised …
    I'm ashamed Avril Lavigne is Canadian.
    She's an embarassment to us all.

  100. cory says – reply to this


    600

    SHE'S AN ASSHOLE

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