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She is so fucking full of herself. It's nauseating!

Avril Lavigne is featured in the new issue of Britain's Q magazine.

We can't believe half the shit that comes out of her mouth!

You MUST read her "Ten Commandments."

Now you'll see why we dislike Avril so much!!!!!

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  1. megan says – reply to this


    601

    yeah, because the victims of hurricane katrina REALLY needed six boxes worth of skull sweatbands. douche.

  2. aj says – reply to this


    602

    Wow! I can really sleep better knowing that Avril is helping out with that "hurricane" thing and is good to her "workers". She makes throw up get sick.

  3. eddy says – reply to this


    603

    #515 - SARAH MCKAY - TORONTO GIRL!

    HAHAHA, YOU GUYS ARE THE IDIOTS, YOU’VE ALL BEEN DUPPED BY PEREZ AND SOME BRIT WANKER (AND WE ALL NO. HER WORDS HAVE OBVIOUSLY BEEN TWISTED BY SOME BITCH REPORTER OUT TO GET HER FOR ONE REASON OR ANOTHER, THERE IS NO WAY SHE WOULD SAY BULLSHIT LIKE THAT………

    Avril, is that you?

  4. megan says – reply to this


    604

    I am canadian and she is embarrasing the hell out of us. I used to like her but you have proven she is as much of a cunt as you say she is. To say I hate her would be rude since I dont personally know her, but to say your a loser if you dont like her, where does she get off?????

  5. ashley says – reply to this


    605

    i hate her even more now. what a conceited moron

  6. cmoney says – reply to this


    606

    what a fucking retard. A. youre ugly with all that damn eyeliner. B. whats the hurricane thing?

  7. Zara says – reply to this


    607

    Oh, please tell me she has hired a new publicist as well to go with that new "movie agent". That is really pitiful.

  8. marisol alvarez says – reply to this


    608

    Perez no wonder you hate this mamaracha!! what a stupid bitch "The hurricane thing my workers if they don't make much" what an idiot keep on hating her skinny crack self

  9. Robbie says – reply to this


    609

    Fuck this girl… I used to like her, but ever since she stats opening her mouth. She sounds like a total bitch!!! I liker her music and big fan of it but not a fan of hers! I hope she loses her fame and see what she does after that!

  10. Stevie4444 says – reply to this


    610

    "Um, like, as soon as I heard about that bad storm in N'awlins, I totally had my maid (whom I pay $3.75 a week) go to my pantry and grab a box of Kebbler Clubs and several cans of green beans to send to those annoying people. I mean, nothing ruins my day more than to hear people bitch and moan when I'm trying to watch TV. Besides, I'm a freakin' giving person…. Did I ever tell you that I can bench 375? Well gotta go. I need to listen to some more of my parents records and lift (err, I mean be inspired to write) another hit song" –Avril

  11. Victoria says – reply to this


    611

    She is so delusional.

  12. lozfromoz says – reply to this


    612

    Avril's whacked. Since when is Feng Shui a religon?
    And she admitted she under pays her "workers".
    What a dumb f^&king b*^ch

  13. Victoria says – reply to this


    613

    She is so delusional. Remember when she started that stupid tie trend? OMG i wanted to kill her then.

  14. Victoria says – reply to this


    614

    She is so delusional. Remember when she started that stupid tie trend? OMG i wanted to kill her then.

  15. stpdgrls says – reply to this


    615

    i am not really suprised by her self centricity, most entertainers are arrogant. however for someone that wants to educate others with her ten commandments should have probably educated herself. i think she meant to say "preceptive" instead of "receptive". if you don't understand why i say that then look it up. i bet the copy editor for Q was laughing their fucking ass off at her idiocy. she's just a stupid little bitch…probably still practices writing her name with crayons saying "everyone loves Avril"

  16. nom nom says – reply to this


    616

    I want to rape her, not for pleasure, just to scar her.

  17. Hey says – reply to this


    617

    Re: Super Amanda – Flat chested? What does that have to do with her personality? LOL

  18. alicia says – reply to this


    618

    what a freakin c-rag!!!!

  19. GBabyUK says – reply to this


    619

    I've never made a comment before but just had to with this one - she is such a dick!!! Espesh the 'Practise good karma' commandment - who does she think she is? Mother Teresa?!! I feel sorry for her husband, and her 'workers.'

  20. sia says – reply to this


    620

    i puked

  21. C Dubs says – reply to this


    621

    "I'm tough…I sound a particular way"??? I'm sorry, but does she not listen to her own music? That "hey hey you you blah blah blah" song was the most ridiculous piece of mainstream pop shit I've ever had the displeasure of hearing. What a douchebag.

  22. Gigi says – reply to this


    622

    Well, she's certainly practicing number 10…
    And I'm SO GLAD she can channel all her ANGER through music…all that ANNOYANCE that comes from, dear Lord, being…INTERVIEWED. The horror.
    Seriously, though, if she has to CHANNEL her annoyance and anger at being interviewed through music, imagine what would happen if she actually had something BAD happen to her?
    Also, "the hurricane thing"? Kill me now. She sounds like every other dumb bimbo in Hollywood, even though she claims she's different. The only thing "different" about her is that she seems to think she's hardcore.

  23. AmyE says – reply to this


    623

    How "sweet"
    "When the "huricane thing hit"
    "I grabbed a bunch of shit and had my assistant (NICE) take it "
    WHAT AN IDIOT!!!!!

  24. Anni says – reply to this


    624

    "The hurricane thing"? "Take it to Katrina"? …. double-digit IQ

  25. melanie says – reply to this


    625

    This has to be a joke. No one could be THAT stupid.

  26. Brittany says – reply to this


    626

    i have no words except i can't stand that girl!

  27. Gabby says – reply to this


    627

    i hate her, what a fucking idiot.

  28. tjma86 says – reply to this


    628

    shes an ugly piece of shit.
    and needs to die for sure.
    some one needs to shoot her with a shotgun pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  29. lupe says – reply to this


    629

    and theses "commandments" are supposed to make us like her how again???..idk but I personally hate this bitch..she needs to go die..isnt she emo anyways..oh way another lie of hers..I forgot…lol

  30. Vicky says – reply to this


    630

    AVRIL ES UNA PUTA!!!

  31. Leeli says – reply to this


    631

    Ugh. The best part of that skank ran down the crack of her momma's ass! What a waste of human life. Shoot her.

  32. Chantal says – reply to this


    632

    She states in # 3," that at age 17 you don't know how to hold a conversation with an adult, ad you pretty much don't want to." It seems that not much has changed in 5 years. Only someone who thinks they know it all would say any of the things she mentioned in 1- 10, this only confirms her immaturity. I could never understand why Perez always bashed her, after reading her comments there is no question in my mind. Get over yourself Avril!

  33. Kara B says – reply to this


    633

    Ew, she sucks.

  34. jasmin says – reply to this


    634

    I actually REALLY liked Avril until i read her ten commandments. When did she get so cocky? And why does she think she's going to get to play the lead in anything that isn't shit?

  35. She needs to shut up says – reply to this


    635

    Don't you LIKE, need a personality or something to act? Like, she totally sent her hand me down clothes to like, Katrina. She's so thoughtful.

  36. arkmomy says – reply to this


    636

    When she was 17, she didn't know how to hold a conversation with an adult. It would seem as though nothing has changed. Perhaps she could use some of the money from the sale of those 24 million albums to hire a tutor, go to college, or invest in some decent manners.

  37. Jessica says – reply to this


    637

    If she wasn't being facetious this girl needs a good therapist STAT — que rediculo!

  38. bassie says – reply to this


    638

    hahaha SHE IS MY NEW IDOL! I REALLY MEAN THAT

  39. KJHAO says – reply to this


    639

    I'm sure the reporters put words in her mouth. I'm very sure.

  40. ANONY says – reply to this


    640

    SHE IS VERY IMMATURE AND DOESNT KNOW WHAT THE HELL SHE IS TALKING ABOUT. SHE THINKS THE STUFF SHE SAYS IN HER 10 COMMANDMENTS ARE TRUE ABOUT HERSELF, BUT HOW EMBARRASSING WHEN SHE FINDS OUT THAT ITS ALL IN HER FUCKED UP HEAD…… ITS ALL ABOUT HER. SHES A BAD ROLE MODEL…..

  41. Sam says – reply to this


    641

    She's the stupidest thing alive.

  42. Bret says – reply to this


    642

    She actually does suck as much as you say Perez. I didn't believe it until now. What a complete and utter bitch. I love it…Take it to Katrina. 6 boxes. I'm a nobody with nothing to my name and I donated money which they can actually use down there. What a total snob.

  43. For Once, I agree with you Perez... says – reply to this


    643

    Kelly Clarkson is so much better than Avril. Avril is one dumb ass!

    And I'm such a "loser"

  44. V says – reply to this


    644

    She has to be one of the most oblivious, insensensitive, most ungrateful person out there. She might as well be on drugs…she talks like she's high. Anyone who looks up to her is just as lonely as she is. Sad case.

  45. Lindsay says – reply to this


    645

    She is a fuckin idiot!!!

  46. Uncle Eccoli says – reply to this


    646

    Despicable. Though I am slightly ashamed to say so, I would be delighted to see something horrible happen to her - herpes, perhaps.

  47. kacie jones says – reply to this


    647

    she needs a spell checker and a better vocabulary… also she say "and everything" through the whole column… and everything haha

  48. Obsessed says – reply to this


    648

    Even if her words were twisted around, we hate that bitch and we will never miss an opportunity to bash the shit out of her on this site, if you dont like it get the hell off, fuck Avril

  49. curvy says – reply to this


    649

    Ok, P I totally get why you hate her. She's stupid as fuck and arrogant on top of that!!!

  50. stini says – reply to this


    650

    Was she practicing good karma when she sniped parts of the Rubinoos' song? Fortunately karma can be a bitch. She's done.

  51. Ashley says – reply to this


    651

    Wow! I wasnt really sure how I felt about her for sure but now I have made up my mind! This was awful, "workers" "poor people". What a shithead.

  52. Mischka says – reply to this


    652

    Avril sure does think she's something special, huh? Sorry sweetie, but you look and act like every other spoiled self entitled teenager at any Hot Topic in the world. You are average, except maybe in the ego department. Oh, and trust, if I saw you in public I would never "bother" you. You aren't even famous to me.

  53. Sam I Am in New Orleans says – reply to this


    653

    That hurricane thing?? OK, thanks for sending stuff, no doubt we're thankful, but to state it like that makes it sound like she just let one slip out of her ass and that's the end of it. That HURRICANE thing cost over 2000 lives in 3 states and has torn families apart. Yeah, THAT hurricane thing? Sheesh. A couple boxes of freaking clothes is nothing to brag about when you have Brad Pitt, Sandra Bullock, Britney Spears etc doing some REAL good to help people. Guess I'm a loser now.

  54. jemma says – reply to this


    654

    i'm a loser for having an opinion?
    god she sounds like such a twat

  55. Dianne says – reply to this


    655

    BETTER TAKE AN ADVIL, AVRIL…CUZ THAT HEAD OF YOURS IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!

  56. Avril says – reply to this


    656

    Re: tjma86

    Shut up peasant! You're lucky those of us in the rich ruling class still allow you pee-ons to have clean drinking water. Some have suggested making you dirty little rodents drink sewer water. But I've said no, that wouldn't be right. Well now I'm reconsidering…

  57. Mandy says – reply to this


    657

    Re: tv – It was Miss SOUTH Carolina, don't disgrace us.

    Avril is so fake.

  58. John Murder says – reply to this


    658

    That hurricane thing? :P

  59. TG says – reply to this


    659

    I'm really not sure why everyone is all over her about her interview. I see nothing wrong with her comments. She's real, not some fake Hollywood wanna be who tries to conform to what people think she should be. What's wrong with you people??

  60. I hate this chick! says – reply to this


    660

    I'm so disgusted right now. I hate this chick simply because she has NO talent. Have you ever heard her sing live? She sucks! She needs to realize that not everyone in the world is going to like you. What a dumb bitch. She's gross.

  61. avril sux says – reply to this


    661

    ewww get this bitch off this page
    ewwwww fuckinggg poser

  62. Hil says – reply to this


    662

    Yeah, practice good karma, I just hope she realizes that Karma is a bitch and so is she!!

  63. Prudence says – reply to this


    663

    It's called New Orleans you insensitive twit. Many people who went through the "hurricane thing" (as you so politically put it) would do so much better if you just shut your bloody-god-awful mouth.

  64. Missy J says – reply to this


    664

    "Take this to Katrina." "Be grateful, even if you are poor…we all have clean water." She is just downright stupid, pathetic, and ignorant. The only people who want to be her are teen boppers who are struggling with their own identity. Avril is already 6 years older than these kids…she will soon fade into the distance like that no name husband of her's and then she will left reading her ten commandments thinking, How did I blow this whole fame thing?

  65. smaile says – reply to this


    665

    That dumb bi*#H is smart enough to write any of this retarded shit. But whoever did obviously doesn't like her and must have written it after meeting her in the interview. She sounds so full of herself.

  66. kc says – reply to this


    666

    what a fucking cunt rag! And I never say the "c" word. Seriously ban that biatch from the country. Ugh! I never thought she was anything! Is she serious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  67. grow up avril says – reply to this


    667

    Are you kidding me? she has too many people blowing wind up her arse and telling her she is sooooo great

  68. Kristin says – reply to this


    668

    its funny how u make her seem so vain yet u love paris hilton.

    makes no sense. at least avril is someone you can look up to, and i highly doubt she actually wrote that thing.

  69. J Bird says – reply to this


    669

    Wow WTF my favorite part of the interview is and I quote " When I go to a party I am the party BLAH BLAH taking shots jumping on tables and screaming" what got me is right after this statements she says " When I say wasted I don't mean crazy. Drink in moderation" well mrs lavigne the last I checked jumping on tables and screaming is not moderation. What a fucking loser…….she sounds like a highschool kid

  70. In the Lou says – reply to this


    670

    She's an idiot! I can't stand that rip-off artist!

  71. Ken says – reply to this


    671

    Why is she pretending to be an artist still? She has her millions. Why can't this dumb shit fade away with Britney? Why do they BOTH insist on drawing attention to themselves long after their career is far from salvageable? I mean, Avril spits on the paparazzi and how many times has Britney told them to leave her alone? Psk, they just love hearing the sound of their voices. GO AWAY! You're not talented, you won't go down in the history books. You have your money NOW LEAVE!

  72. Sarah says – reply to this


    672

    What a fucking dumb bitch.

  73. BJB says – reply to this


    673

    Take it to Katrina? ….

  74. laurasue says – reply to this


    674

    Did she go to school? Is she educated? I feel sorry for her and she shouldnt be doing interviews. She is an uneducated idiot. Pathetic and boring.

  75. SUGARPUSS in the SEA says – reply to this


    675

    Avril is 100% REAL CHEESE

  76. lindsey says – reply to this


    676

    i hate that stupid hatchet gash. avril your ugly and your songs suck. every body hates u and i hate that your canadian, cuz canada is the shit and you are just shit

  77. Tyranny says – reply to this


    677

    lolz

  78. Shauna says – reply to this


    678

    WOW…..What a BITCH WHORE!!!

  79. Jemm says – reply to this


    679

    OMG!!! I say we find her then kick the SHIT out of her!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!! Okay first, why doesn't she pay her so-called "workers" more instead of giving her STD infested things to them?! FUCK!!! If she was really receptive she would know to just shut the hell up!!!

  80. oops I did it again says – reply to this


    680

    oh crap I just sharded in my pants after reading that crap it made me laugh so hard. What a queef faced cunt

  81. Patty says – reply to this


    681

    WHAT A FUCKEN STUPID BITCH!!!

  82. dcpostergirl says – reply to this


    682

    EWWWWWWWWWWW. What the hell is this kid's problem? Will she one day wake up and realize what an 'ass-hat' she is? Doubt it b/c well apparently she's perfect and good at picking up 'energy'. How the hell is having an agent equated with talent? What a joke.

  83. Maricia says – reply to this


    683

    Avril La STUPID

  84. laila says – reply to this


    684

    Dumb bitch contradicted herself: get wasted, drink in moderation

  85. dcpostergirl says – reply to this


    685

    Oh and…I forgot to add - how great that she 'gives to the less fortunate' like her staff. Blech I feel ill.

  86. T says – reply to this


    686

    WHAT A FUCKING C*NT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  87. pussy hunter says – reply to this


    687

    who would you fuck Avril or that cuban pig?? enough said !!

  88. MG says – reply to this


    688

    she found mr. Right? how old is this girl? who da hell does she think she is? i tihnk you can only say youve found mister right after 15yrs of being together…..im guessin he maybe a mr.right for the time being….

  89. nella says – reply to this


    689

    yea avril, hate to say this, but YOU'RE the loser. im pretty sure the whole world hates you….

  90. Jami says – reply to this


    690

    TWAT!!!

  91. sam says – reply to this


    691

    stupid fucking whore!

  92. nella says – reply to this


    692

    and you make me embarassed for being from ontario bitch!

  93. kyle davison says – reply to this


    693

    ye sure avril gets noticed….. only coz shes butt ugly. please, my ass could sing "girlfriend" better than she could. and whats with the whole x-core thing? the only thing thats "x-core" is her face. and not in a good way. shes rude,ignorant, she insults the press and media but she doesn't realise that if it wasn't for them she would be singing "oops i did it again" in some tacky karaoke bar. Thanks perez for showing us what a prat she is.

    xx

  94. akuna matata says – reply to this


    694

    wtf i've got a 17 year old and what comes out of her mouth is far more better than that lil twat age has nothing to do with it, she is just trying to be different and what she doesn't realise is she's just acting like every1 else a fucked up douche bag. she can shove all her 10 commandments up her ass and choose to shit them or puke them which ever way just FUCK off the world mos defntly doesn't need ya. and btw if u've done something nice or a good deed for some1 u dn't fuckin need to tell the whole world it will come back to u thats GOOD KARMA avril and may b u need to change p.a she is defntly nt doing her job.

  95. LMFAO SHES WACK says – reply to this


    695

    WOWWW is she serious??
    i think im gonna vomit!

  96. SHE REALLY SUCKS! says – reply to this


    696

    This is truly embaraASSing. I mean, SOOO BAD!! Does she NOT have any idea how bad that sounded? Dear Avril, drop the agent, get a PUBLICIST!!

  97. Cher says – reply to this


    697

    Ya I think she is getting a little full of her self already…. OMG she is acting like shes Madonna or something and I want to like he cause Im Candian. Everytime she opens her mouth something stupid come out lol… But who knows they may be changing what she says to make her look like an ass.

  98. amandag says – reply to this


    698

    i'm sure the Katrina victims will appreciate 6 boxes of striped arm warmers.

  99. Nicole Bitchie says – reply to this


    699

    What a cunt! Her six boxes of shitty clothes look so generous next to the millions that Brangelina have spent helping people in New Orleans. No YOUR a loser Avril, that WHY people hate you….and the fact that your music sucks. You are NOT a punk! You come off as Cheryl Crows annoying kid sister.

  100. Shannon says – reply to this


    700

    Whats wrong with her "commandments? They sound to me like its just good advice and her views on things.

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