If You Didn't Hate Her Already….

Filed under: Avril Lavigne > Icky Icky Poo > Anglophilia

She is so fucking full of herself. It's nauseating!

Avril Lavigne is featured in the new issue of Britain's Q magazine.

We can't believe half the shit that comes out of her mouth!

You MUST read her "Ten Commandments."

Now you'll see why we dislike Avril so much!!!!!

Posted: Sep 6, 2007 at 12:37 pm / Email this »

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melissa says – reply to this

801

she is a nasty little rat. she was on the radio this morning with her whinny little voice so I had to turn it off. gross. get over yourself.
enjoy your money, avril says – reply to this

802

Did she actually form these as 10 commandments; or did they just take 10 quotes and add the titles? She defnintely comes off looking poorly–I wonder if the magazine did that intentionally. Not to say she didn't say the stuff, but because she was so freaking annoying during the interview that they wanted to make her look as bad as possible.
IMTGRWDS says – reply to this

803

There is a reason the word CUNT exists.
sweet says – reply to this

804

i saw her on Letterman last night and thought..Avril is really cute and can actually really sing. i had a moment of fondness for her. what the hell kind of let down is she?!!? really?! really, she said that shit? was she drunk?
i have a headache, but I WONT TAKE AVRIL.
I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE! says – reply to this

805

if you hate me then you're the loser OK avril. only thousands upon thousands of people hate you. we cant all be losers, sweetie. its just that we're pretty much sick of you. we all hope you get trampled by a raging "fan" or that you disappear in a plane over the bermuda triangle, or derrick goes crazy and spikes your food with arsenic one day, and soon!
carrie says – reply to this

806

Jesus Christ. What a self righteous stupid bitch. "Take it to Katrina!"?? Are you fucking kidding me? God I hope she dies.
jane says – reply to this

807

This girl thinks she is the shit..She is 22 years old and still promoting her fake I'm hard punk girl image. I remember when she came out in an episode of Punk'd, and she was getting yelled at about fucking up some girl's car and bitch started crying. Punk i think not!!!
Katrineholm Review says – reply to this

808

I know just the place for her to 'chill out' over herself: Katrineholm, Sweden. Check it out Perez (and friends, accomplices, side-kicks, etc., etc.) Check out Katrineholm Review to learn more about the little town that adores the work of Perez Hilton at www(dot)katrineholmreview(dot)blogspot(dot)com.

Tack! (That's 'Thanks' in Swedish Perez.)
Victoria says – reply to this

809

"Take it to Katrina!"
Fuck you Avril !!
Matt says – reply to this

810

her mother should have used birth control.
kaitlyn says – reply to this

811

this is why it's better she uses short answers
daisy says – reply to this

812

"Like, I went straight to my closet and filled, like, 6 boxes. I'm soooo generous. I'm, like, as good as, like, Mother Theresa." SHUT YOUR DICK HOLE.
Jelly says – reply to this

813

She is such a poser twatwaffle. Someone do the world a favor and run this complete douche over with a bus. LOSER ASS CUNT
katietenacious says – reply to this

814

SHE'S SUCH A DUMBASS
Christie says – reply to this

815

Dudes a douche!!!!!!
courtney says – reply to this

816

she is about as clueless as they come.
wynn says – reply to this

817

If anyone deserves to die of AIDS…it's her.
gk says – reply to this

818

More from Avril:
“I personally believe that E.h. Canucks are unable to do so because,
uhmmm, so many people out there in our confed are sackville newfies on the pogie and uh, I believe that our, I, lard aces like such as uh, John Candy, and uh, the Shania Twain, everywhere like such as where they cooked it, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our prarie oysters over here in the duck should help the keeners, uh, should take off, it should help the hosers wit the two-four and the deeky provinces so we will be able to buy chesterfields in our future, for us.”
Kathy says – reply to this

819

"i also like giving stuff to my "workers" even if they don't make enough money" what a fucking dumb bitch!!!
Hyde says – reply to this

820

Some other genius probably said this already, but she likes to give things to her "workers" because they don't make much money? Huh? Why doesn't she just pay them more? Tardass.
not a fan says – reply to this

821

this girl irritates me so much that if she comes on the radio I switch stations ASAP!!!!
tana says – reply to this

822

this girl is nuts. People hate you bcause your stupid.
jupiter180 says – reply to this

823

I mean is this a joke, was she being sacrastic. No one can be this stupid, self centered and shallow. I still think this is a joke interview for her sake it has to be.
AvrilAsshole says – reply to this

824

she fuckin sucks!!! i hate her even more!! what a fuckin poser!!
Miss A says – reply to this

825

this from the chick who made tha annoying song girlfriend and had a remix which sucked more ass (imo) what do you expect
j says – reply to this

826

twat
shen says – reply to this

827

it saddens me so greatly that ppl think "avril lavigne" when you say "canadian artist"

her music isn't that good, and she's a complete douchebag! She's apparently QUITE full of herself too. Being called a loser by the likes of her kind of just makes me chuckle.
oh yeah says – reply to this

828

that's going to be my new catchphrase for shallow, repugnant, retards…."take it to katrina".
k says – reply to this

829

Soy un perdedor…
Shireen says – reply to this

830

OMG she is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo pathetic.
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it's ironic all the shit she says cause she is one of the most average, mediocre gimmicks out there.. that must be why she has to overcompensate by beeing such a little CUNT
AvrilFanClub says – reply to this

831

AVRIL HONEY, GET OFF THE LEDGE! YOU ARE TO CLOSE TO FALLING. PLEASE!!!
YOUR FANS ARE GROWING UP AND WON'T TAKE THIS BULLSHIT MUCH LONGER. TRY TO BE NICE LIKE CELINE OR NELLY FURTADO. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WE MEAN YOU MAY BE WAY OVER THE LEDGE. OUCH!!!
Casey says – reply to this

832

LOL this is rediculous….. my fav part was "Party Hard but not too hard"….. basically shes saying shes that annoying bitch at the party that wont shut the fuck up and is tryin to dance on every table and pretend that she is more drunk than she really is… she did also say that she doesn't get trashed… i dont know about you people but for me to get completely obnoxious when i'm drinking i have to be smashed…
stupid fuckin girl sounds like she's all of 18…. sad…
vanessa says – reply to this

833

what the fuck?
NotQuiteFabulous says – reply to this

834

Wow.
Ciro says – reply to this

835

That's just sad. She really makes it easy to dislike her. What a bitch…
avrilsworker says – reply to this

836

oh….my…god. Perez, I always though you were just being too cruel, but this girl really does suck. Her commandments are so retarded they read like a parody. Apparently, Avril is awesome at all things. And she parties, hard, but responsibly. Avril, since you're good at picking up energy, what kind of energy are you feeling from me as I write this? C'mon, tap your special inner spirituality, you hardcore punk rocker.
Ell says – reply to this

837

me me me me me me me me me me me me me and bytheway have you heard of me yet? But seriously, she sounds like a friggin idiot. I bet she still "can't hold a conversation with an adult". She's such a waste of space, and clean water.
Jennifer says – reply to this

838

She gives stuff away to her "workers" because they don't make enough? She should just pay her "workers" more! Oh, I'm sorry. I mean to say "Wow, what a little punky-poo Saint Theresa you are, Avril!"

And the "image" she has developed is the same image every other teen who shops from Hot Topic has: clueless poseur.
Haley says – reply to this

839

wow! yall need to start worrying about yourselfs and stop hating on people who are just like us..!!! just cause she sings and makes more money then us she isnt a different person she came from someones home and someones family she has a mother and a father and a husband. she isnt some alien from outer space if that is what she believes so let her. and stop hating on people you dont even know!
amante says – reply to this

840

I WANT TO REMOVE HER LEFT EYE AND ROAST IT AND SHARE IT WITH U GUYS
Brynn says – reply to this

841

This just adds fuel to my dislike for Avril. She is possibly the most annoying person in the world. If you ever watch her behind the music they have home videos of her singing, I honestly think I could sound better. It was awful. I don't know where she gets off thinking so many people like her…I don't know really anyone who does.
Dolemite says – reply to this

842

damn this cracker head bitch is whack. bitch gonna swallow all 12 inches of Dolemite's black snake. put my sack on her tonsils. that'll shut her peckerwood ass up. belie-dat nigga.
T. says – reply to this

843

Lol, I don't like avril nymore since her new album.. But, she's saying that her attitude is stronger than kelly's? Ha-ha-ha.. how can she even compare herself with kelly?! I'm gonna dislike her more and more
toonkinstein says – reply to this

844

cunt
Asshole says – reply to this

845

'I am tough' dude does she have a fucking mirror at home?? shes like this fucking bitchy prep that came out of no where. and this is not british sarcasm cos they wouldnt name Kelly Clarkson!! Avril youre a fucking dick head!! I prefer listenging to the fucking beatles than your lame ass!!!!

If I ever see her I am gonna screw her 'pretty' face!!!!!
And since shes so tough shes gonna kick my ass or probably get her bodygaurd to do her dirty work for her!!!

Avril you fucking cunt go back to Canada or just go to hell!!!!!!
I regret it for buying your second album you're a fucking nasty bitch!!!!
Beth says – reply to this

846

She is such a clueless loser, I fucking hate this ugly bitch
tove says – reply to this

847

TWAT-FACE
screwface says – reply to this

848

i'm sorry, number 5 kills me. umm when that hurricane "THING" happend?? thing? you've got to be kiddding me, "i told my WORKERS" to bring them stuff..like you aren't fooling anyone, if you wanna seem great atleast make an appearance gosh
normal says – reply to this

849

What a disgusting, ungrateful jerk.

I wouldn't have made these kinds of comments when I was 12, much less 22. "Be grateful. At least you have clean water." Kiss my ass, no-talent hack.
Avril Fan says – reply to this

850

Avril will last forever so shut the fuck up
tofu says – reply to this

851

she is so fucking annoying… uuuugggh… can't stand her…!
EP says – reply to this

852

Proud LOSER here!
Nonny says – reply to this

853

what a dickhead!
grandmababy50 says – reply to this

854

She should think more about her "karma", after ripping off another persons song!
hh says – reply to this

855

Re: t – it's the british spelling
cucciolo says – reply to this

856

First of all, she has no talent. Second of all she looks like shit. Like something you expect to live in a trailer camp. She should hire a stylist!
Mrs.Gza77 says – reply to this

857

I am amazed at her complete ignorance!
#5 is a new fave. I don't think i've ever laughed harder in my life.
ruby hart says – reply to this

858

What a piece of shit! Especially the parts about karma and spirituality. You think those people in Louisiana wanted your fucking clothes! And by the by, Feng Shui isn't a fucking religion, it's a way of arranging your furniture! Besides if you were that receptive, you would get that people think you are a vapid and self-rightous, and any high school dropout knows that isn't cool! STUPID GIRL!
mrs minx says – reply to this

859

Does she not realise just how dumb she sounds? She has REALLY let herself down by opening her gob and spurting that verbal diarhorrea.

"Yea, like, I'm really spiritual, like I sense things, like, i'm receptive. You know, like I must have ESPN or sumthing. ya know…."

Stupid cow.
Damon says – reply to this

860

OMG what a stupid cunt, she makes me wanna vomit. That interview did more to trash the reps. of "young celeb-chicks" than paris not wearing any undies… ick! big-headed piece of trailor-trash… die, bitch, DIE!
Iloveyoulongtime says – reply to this

861

Perez, it is your sole duty to RIP THE SHIT out of this super-cunty-douche; even when you're buried in the ground. GOD! I WANT TO FIGHT HER! BRING IT!
MWeiss says – reply to this

862

Excuse me, but I am a 17 year old who is perfectly capable of carrying on a decent conversation with and adult. But hey, maybe that's why I'm not an Avril fan.
MAMA says – reply to this

863

I HAVE SEEN AVRIL LOOK LIKE AN ASS ALL HER CARRER BUT SHE WENT WAY TO FAR IN THIS INTERVIEW NO ONE WANTS TO BE LIKE SOME ONE WHO REFERS HURICANE KATRINA AS A "THINGY" SHES A FUCKING MORON THE ONLY PUNK ROCK IN HER LIFE IS HER HUSBANDS AND THE ONLY DEDICATION SHE HAS TO ROCK IS BEING MARRIED TO A ROCK ARTIST..AVRIL YOUR FULL OF SHIT GO FUCK YOURSELF ..AND ALSO YOU CANT DRINK A BEER WITOUT FALLING ON YOUR BONEY ASS!! IVE TALKED TO BANDS LOTS OF BANDS WHO CANT STAND YOUR COCKY IMMATURE ASS …STUPID BITCH..YOUR THE LOSER/POSER/FUCK HEAD!!!!
Laura says – reply to this

864

i just threw up in my mouth a little…
SUSIE says – reply to this

865

SHES A BITCH AND I WOULD NEVER BUY HER CDS SHES SUCKS DICKS AND REALLY SHE CANT SING …SHES FULL OF SHIT AND ITS COMES RIGHT OUT OF HER MOUTH
Beth says – reply to this

866

Hey Haley stop defending people you dont even know, she isnt like any one I know, because nobody that I know is that fucking stupid to portray themselves as such a self centered ignorent bitch. I dont care how much money that WHORE has its called being humble, which is something she isnt. I really dont care much about celebrities, I go on this website every once in a while when Im bored at work, but there is no other celebrity that gets under my skin as much as Avril. In fact this is the first time I have ever written anything on this comment board. I wish I could kick that bitches ass all over the place, just because she is actually able to frustrate me this much….
Christ says – reply to this

867

First of all, nice try Perez. We all fucken know the media just love to twist things around to their advantage. Wouldn't surprise me if she didn't say half of this shit. But then again, you like to call yourself the "queen of all media" so no fucken surprise you'd think that she actually said all that.
Mel says – reply to this

868

Wow… she's really liking herself, she must be her biggest fan. I hate her music anyway!
christine says – reply to this

869

she is just a manafactured little pop princess - in 10 years nobody will know who she is!
BooBoo says – reply to this

870

Get the fuck over yourself, you dog-faced tramp.
Gwen says – reply to this

871

Wow, she is as stupid as she looks. I wish she wasn't from Ontario… But fortunately, I don't live in hicktown Napanee, so I'm not too embarrassed.
FutureRubino83 says – reply to this

872

she's awful … i really hope that thee aren't alot of young girls that look up to her
BARBTALLICA says – reply to this

873

Re: t – Its British spelling in a British mag, dummy!
PS Avril has obviously been doing research at the IARL (the intra anal research library…ie while she has her head up her arse!
Asshole says – reply to this

874

Man I am SO proud to be a loser!!!! If it takes to hating Avril then its feels good!
And if Perez is just jealous bcos he wants to be a woman I am so fucking sure he DOESNT want to be an Avril!!!

BTW Avril I would hurl if you were starring in some film!!
You're just a poser who makes a hell lot of money and who wants to be fuckin rich more than you are.

Also not all people have clean water why dont YOU help them by giving charity to these funds. if they do have clean water I am sure you werent involved in any of the help. Go suck a dick bitch!!!!

Wish I could tell all this in her face.
Avril needs to take a bottle of Advil says – reply to this

875

TOOT TOOT TOOT your own horn bitch…
No one is listening..
Mimo says – reply to this

876

I hate that bitch!! Fake looser, takes other people's credit for her own, what a dissapointment, talentless Ugly slut
Disagree with Fabsters says – reply to this

877

Re: fabsters – fabsters says – reply to this

I don't believe all of these people are wrong. A "Fake Interview" with "false statements" leads to a "real lawsuit" for slander…I doubt any artist would jeopardize future record sales or loss of fans for a magazine's humor section.
rachel says – reply to this

878

she isn't talented - at all. and she isn't pretty. and we all know if you want to be loved, you MUST be pretty. another thing, her voice isn't unique at all, and it only sounds the way it does because they edit it.

perez, you should interview her and let everyone that left a comment on her, tell her personally how much we hate her.

no one ever liked her. at least not where i am.
rachel says – reply to this

879

and one more thing, where the hell are her eyeballs?
blakk says – reply to this

880

Is this shit for real???! Does this bag of cunt juice really think she is all that? Does anyone even give a flying bowl of fuck about this useless wanna be punk rock poser bitch?? She is over and has been over for a looong ass time. I guess since she still gets some attention it makes her feel as if she is a powerful rockstar..lol.yeah right! Stick yourself with a fork Avril..you are done!
trying way too hard says – reply to this

881

OMG she is worse than a politician! Blah,24 million records, Blah. Blah, Me know all, Blah, BLah, BLah… I do like Canada, but she is like most Canadians who constantly seem to try way to hard on the hipster scale. she is so clueless it is truly laughable! Thanks P-Nasty!
danielle says – reply to this

882

i DO NOT want to look like her or be like her in anyway. i have hated her since i first heard about her.. and my hate has not changed.. it has increased. she is a stupid bitch with absolutely no talent at all.
SmellyMonkey says – reply to this

883

What a douche… 17 year olds can't talk to adults? wtf?? umm… yeah… wow…
LOL LOL LOL says – reply to this

884

Lol what an asshole, fortunately I've never bought one of her shitty cds, her music is shit that only appeals to 12 years old little girls.
Poor chick, she's already an industry loser, Kelly Clarkson already outsold her with Breakaway and gave a fresh take to the genre pop/rock.
Arvil Lavinge says – reply to this

885

FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Melissa says – reply to this

886

What a fucktard.
Carrie says – reply to this

887

Re: gyeah – LOL! you're so right
Ashley says – reply to this

888

Does she know what it means to get wasted? I don't think she does.
Jeenn says – reply to this

889

AHAHAHHA this bitch thinks she is such a punk! Dear avril, please die!
THANKS PEREZ for posting this!
Dawn says – reply to this

890

what is wrong with her?????? sweetie, get some help!…..the writing is on the wall and it says DISASTER!
Jon says – reply to this

891

Why did she box up her old used stuff for Katrina victims? Send your assistants to buy new things or donate $$$$$ after all, you are rich and fabulous RIGHT?? She's young & dumb.
avthebestontheworld says – reply to this

892

you are very bitch!!! avril is a very good person…avril don't say this..perez hilton fuck you
slap this ho says – reply to this

893

MAN FUCK THIS BITCH!! wtf "that hurricane thing"!! dumb cunt! wow your measly six boxes will REALLY help the millions of homeless in the gulf coast. fuckin moron. and she gives her poor workers money! how sweet shes like mother fuckin teresa now! seriously this bitch needs to shut up. she has the IQ of an ant. if i hate her im a loser? no actually i think that means im intelligent. the only people that like her are fuckin 12 yr olds who think theyre hardcore

who the hell wants to copy her style! she consistently tops the worst dressed lists year after year. shes like the white ru paul with her shitty ensembles. she needs to look in the mirror before she leaves the house. HEY HEY AVRIL, STOP YOUR CRAPPY SINGING!
brooke says – reply to this

894

WHAT fucking loser would want to copy her style??? she is like crass to the max.
she is despicable
Ali says – reply to this

895

I'm actually shamed that she's from my country…..
everything she said just made me angry,
because she sounds like a cocky, stuck up, annoying bitch who got way too full of herself.
perez knows an asshole says – reply to this

896

when he sees one.

A Thousand We Hate You's Avril.
flange says – reply to this

897

If that little cow belives in karma she sure has som shiiiiiiiittttt about to slap the pinched little bitch face, Avril wake up one day you will be on a tv special called where are they now working in a drycleaner and living in a trailer park (if she really belives in karma that is about the best she can hope for) and while she is in the trailer mayby a thingy would come along and rough her up a bit ….
Aimee says – reply to this

898

What a bitch! She's like a sorority girl trying to be cool.
Enza says – reply to this

899

Perez needs to stop hating. Avril is just doing her thing, lay off and get real.
demi says – reply to this

900

ew.
what a bitch.
i fricken hate her, she's a poser/loser/sell out
i mean, get over yourself, who does she think she is?
…
and if i hear that horrendous, obnoxious song girlfriend one more time im gunna break my stereo.
she needs to go away now. really.

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