Karaoke Kills

Filed under: Personally Perez > Amy Winehouse > Cher

Perez Hilton takes a stab at Amy Winehouse's Rehab.

Stab your eardrum!

Why does he sound like Cher?????

Posted: Sep 6, 2007 at 3:39 am / Email this »

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62 comments to “Karaoke Kills”

louise says – reply to this

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first
trixsea says – reply to this

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rehabaliscoius!
nikki says – reply to this

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beautiful p-nasty
wha? says – reply to this

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b/c he is gay….. cher is a gay icon!!! hello!!!!
Selena says – reply to this

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Perez I read your blog DAILY and I`m a huge fan but pleaaseeeeeeeeeeeee , Pleasseeeee I beg you. GET RID OF THAT MOUSTACHE!!! IT LOOKS AWFULL ON YOU. please please please SHAVE IT OFF !!!
Nicole says – reply to this

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AHHHHHHHHHHHH the painnnnnnnnnn
ausgal says – reply to this

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hehe very nice, I like.
gio says – reply to this

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quit glorifying yourself.now!!
nadine says – reply to this

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That was good!
k says – reply to this

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Well crap. Not first.

So what's with the error messages after every submit? Incredibly annoying.

And yeh. I agree. LOSE the stache.
Nanna says – reply to this

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Stop making fun of Amy Winehouse. Pray for her, instead.

Stupid fuck.
aaron the toothfairy says – reply to this

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i think you sound great perez!
Jacks says – reply to this

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very nice voice, I would buy your album (if you had one) in other unsolicited advice, I agree about the mustache, shave it or a grow a gotee or groom it differently.

The way it is now it screams YMCA…. just sayin..
Lindsai says – reply to this

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tooo cute!
Aile says – reply to this

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Meh. s'ok. But man that mustache…i'm sorry…
Lisa says – reply to this

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you DO sound like Cher!
Alex says – reply to this

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LOL. You do kindaaa sound like Cher!
MOMMA MIA says – reply to this

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Why are you prostituting yourself out on youtube? I fall for your Perez does this, Perez tries that and I end up with a commercial. Stop it!!! We are your fans and we love you. Be honest and upfront with us when you are going to send us on a commercial run. Oh, and by the way… I love your singing and your mustache.
lar says – reply to this

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Okay, Perez, your own youtube bits are getting annoying.
Not funny, just self serving.
get us some real content, not just filler.
Winchell's ghost says – reply to this

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Take it easy on the coke.
rachel says – reply to this

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I love PerezHilton.com but whenever the voice behind the site speaks I cringe! I love you when you go on Howard. The pink hair worked but the green with the stache is hideous!! GET A STYLIST BABY!!
AARI says – reply to this

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No but seriously, you really do sound like Cher.
Jess says – reply to this

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Perez, hun, please shave the mustache. It so looks not good…
213323310818 says – reply to this

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Perez, honestly, this site is not about you. People do not come here to see you. You are the conduit; please do not forget that fact.
Bonomo says – reply to this

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I love it!!!!!!!!!!!
Bel says – reply to this

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Perez, don't you even own a change of clothes??????? Why are you wearing that red t-shirt and tired old sports coat in all the recent you tube videos?
You could at least change your shirt and TRY to make us think you did these takes @ different times !
AND PLEASE, PLEASE, P-L-E-A-S-E SHAVE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Bitch* says – reply to this

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*Stabs eardrums* OMG..you should be a Cher impersonator.
1 says – reply to this

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Please, my american friend … shave that moustache !
it's fucking horrible !!
even in France we don't have this shit on our faces ! lol
the princess says – reply to this

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you sound like cher!!!
stanker says – reply to this

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VH1 IS REALLY TAKING A RISK PUTTING A GAY FRONT MAN LIKE PEREZ ON THE LIME LIGHT.
============================================
MOST PARENTS I KNOW WILL NOT LET THEIR KIDS WATCH AN OVERWEIGHT GAY MAN THAT TALKS LIKE A MUPPET, REALLY NOT A ROLE MODEL.

I PREDICT IT WILL BACKFIRE ON VH1, AS 99% OF THEIR AUDIENCE BASE IS 12-18 YRS.
jessica says – reply to this

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i don't know how i feel about the pornstache….i agree with #6…
Gigi says – reply to this

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Hey, that wasn't TOO bad. I mean, at least you held the basic tune. Most people can't even do that.
But Perez…the mustache has got to go! XD
Gigi says – reply to this

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Re: stanker –
Most parents you know don't let their kids listen to overweight people speak? Or gay men? Where in the world do you live that every person is so hateful?
Lamb Chop says – reply to this

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AHAHA!! Honey, you're BETTER than the original (maybe if Amy takes the dick out of her mouth when she sings we can understand what the hell she's saying…). Seriously though, you do sound like Cher - really FAB!
anon says – reply to this

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I'm guessing all these youtube posts are some pre-promotion gimmick for your new show? Did VH1 say something like this: "and then, weeks before your show starts, we'll create "hype" by having you do short you tube clips… thats what all the kids are into these days, right?" And then all your blog readers will only want more! They'll be aching to see Perez on TV!
f***ing brilliant! I know this self-congratulatory badly scripted sh*t makes me want to watch your show like right now!
a says – reply to this

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Why do you always talk in the third person?!
This should be cute says – reply to this

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I dont usually congratulate the Perez but, Good job buddy!!!
katie says – reply to this

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When are you gonna shave!?!?! Please shave…..you look SOOOOO much better with a nice clean face!!!!
Asswipe says – reply to this

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Great. More of that boring unfunny shit. Really, you should not be on camera. You suck at it, and it's just embarrassing. Stay behind the scenes, ya douchebag.
Dramaqueen822003 says – reply to this

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Man all you guys that have something negative to say are either jealous or don't have the ability to be happy for someone. He has come up alot and I think its great that a latino is going big places. PEREZ; I PERSONALLY THINK U ROCK. DON'T LET ANYONE BRING YOU DOWN. KEEP ON KEEPIN ON.
tiffany faith says – reply to this

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Perez,
I love you. my perezious celeb. you are the best.
Tiff
Laury says – reply to this

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You know what? It's not even half bad. I really wish I could watch your show.
Kayla says – reply to this

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Perez, I love you, but these video blogs are boring.
cooter says – reply to this

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This is a fucking commercial for you Perez. Why dont you just say that.
JN says – reply to this

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Perez tries SO hard to get attention. And now that he's got it, he's got ZERO TALENT to back it up.

It's like watching a really annoying special-needs kid pretending at doing something real or significant.
harold says – reply to this

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please stop. i love you as a blogger, but if you keep on putting clips of yourself up i'm gonna have to go. there's nothing quite as annoying as self-publicity.
meg says – reply to this

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Why do you talk about "yourself" in 3rd person?
cha cha says – reply to this

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They tried to make Perez go to a fat farm
and he said, no no no
instead he grew a porn mustache
and we said, no no no
jujubee says – reply to this

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that was pretty fucking hilarious, Cher…ummm I mean..Mario…ummm Perez….
Allykins says – reply to this

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C'mon, I want to see the wig and sheer dress next. "If I could turn back ti-iiime!"
BERMUDA BOY says – reply to this

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Because you can sing anything when you sing like Cher, really, try it. A few of my freinds do it all the time. When it doubt, Sing it like Cher would!!!
ugochick says – reply to this

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are you fucking stupid? This has nothing to do with Cher or Amy Winehouse. Why are they tagged? You are such an idiot.
little bo peep says – reply to this

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not Baaaaaaaaaaaa d
jaysus says – reply to this

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Re: Nanna –

He's not making fun of her, duh!
jaysus says – reply to this

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I was just perusing the other posts and all I have to say is:

LOVE THE CLIPS OF YOU!
DON'T LOVE THE FACIAL HAIR, BUT DO WHAT YOU WANT!
I AAAADDDDOOORRRREEE THAT YOU SPEAK ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE 3RD
PERSON BECAUSE ONLY A DIVA CAN PULL THAT OFF!

:)
jackie says – reply to this

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I liked it and I wanted to hear you sing some more songs.
geminieye says – reply to this

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He just looks like a middle manager from the MidWest who is putting on a Halloween act for the office party. Minus the potty mouth and the gay twang and the ridiculous colors and patterns on everything, he could totally be checking out carseats at the BigLots, on the way to a buffet dinner at Shoney's after BibleStudy with the wife. Does anyone REALLY know Perez's backstory? I'd bet my next paycheck he's got a serious thing for fried food, no matter where he lives and falls asleep at night!
Sharing my 2 cents says – reply to this

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PEREZ I LOVE YOU ON CELEBRITY RAP STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WERE GREAT 9/6.
ShutUpBitches! says – reply to this

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You totally sound like CHER! Rock on, Perezito!
MANDEE says – reply to this

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AMY WHINEHOUSE IS VERY UNIQUE AND TALENTED,YEA SHE DOES DRUGS BUT WHO HAS THE RIGHT TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT SOMEONE THEY DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!PEREZ THAT WAS SUCH A HARSH THING TO SAY! U R MEAN !!!!!!!AMY WHINEHOUSE I GOT TO SAY I LOVE HER VOICE !!!!!!!!!SHE WAS BORN TO SING!!!!!!!!
MAMMA MIA says – reply to this

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i love your blog website and i am sorry for what i posted earlier on Karaoke Kills. i do not think you whore yourself on yourtube. i know you work hard and i want you and everyone else to know that working hard is not a bad thing to do. At least you are not on a street corner pretending to be a homeless Vet and begging for money. Thank You for all you do. and I would like to thank everone else for writing in and expressin their opinions too. Mamma Mia
shay says – reply to this

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omg… haha you really do sound like cher a little bit

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