September 11, 9PM on VH1…
BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!
. The Perez Hilton Song
. Sung to the tune of "Puttin' On The Ritz."
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. He's the gossip encyclopedia,
Perez is The Queen Of All Media,
.
Perez gets -
All the website hits!
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He has spies in all the right places,
Catching stars with loose lips and red faces,
.
He gives fits,
Telling on their slips.
. When Perez comes all the stars hide their faces,
They know he will tattle their disgraces,
He's a Queen with Aces!
. Those in the know all go to his website,
To see the stars that just can not act right,
. Perez whips,
All the hypocrites,
.
Shows their naughty bits,
Gettin' all the hits.
.
Rash Manly therashreport.com
To see Priscilla Presley carrying Elvis's Nutz in a Sack When She goes out to dinner, go to…Priscilla Presley and look at her hand closest to the man in the t-shirt–the hand that doesn't look like a big claw.
Re: A Devoted Reader –
i agree
email him , everyone reading this should email perez about thaty awful stashe , our boy is so cute why does he need to make himself look so ugly?
oh perez, perez, perez.. one of these days you'll look back on the moustachio'd look and cringe.. and you have the cheek to pass judgement on celeb fashion? my oh my..
love the whip work
I can't beleive you tricked me into watching another one of those!
That dirty whore would looove it!
Perez….. stop drinking! LOL!
Hot…
you need more than that for B.Spears, like….an intervention or something
lame p.
SELL OUT. God..Nobody cares about Perez's videos. He isn't the celebrity I come on here to read about…boring.
whhhhhhhatttt
First ! I do love her !!!
haha thats funny
first
haha thats funny Britney needs her ass beat
LOVE IT!!!!! First
haha, i LOVE YOU PEREZ
BEA ARTHUR… MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Someone get me some Tartar Sauce..
Your show is gonna BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry but it's better just reading your site than looking at you…
Perez Hilton= Not pretty on the eyes…
well this kinda sucked
I dont think a whip would work but I'm sure she'd be good if you promise her coke
September 11, 9PM on VH1…
BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!
.
The Perez Hilton Song
.
Sung to the tune of "Puttin' On The Ritz."
.
.
He's the gossip encyclopedia,
Perez is The Queen Of All Media,
.
Perez gets -
All the website hits!
.
He has spies in all the right places,
Catching stars with loose lips and red faces,
.
He gives fits,
Telling on their slips.
.
When Perez comes all the stars hide their faces,
They know he will tattle their disgraces,
He's a Queen with Aces!
.
Those in the know all go to his website,
To see the stars that just can not act right,
.
Perez whips,
All the hypocrites,
.
Shows their naughty bits,
Gettin' all the hits.
.
Rash Manly therashreport.com
you are crazy. loooove it.
PEREZ, WHY ARE YOU SUCH A FAT LOSER ??
LOL That was great! Just perfect.
hehe funny
i hope you use it,, really,, use it
lame
I wish Perez would shave his mustache.
Please please please please please shave the stache. You would be so much more handsome without it.
To see Priscilla Presley carrying Elvis's Nutz in a Sack When She goes out to dinner, go to…Priscilla Presley and look at her hand closest to the man in the t-shirt–the hand that doesn't look like a big claw.
perez i've been bad too lol
Agh! These are getting so old already. Can't we move on to something more interesting?
dum dum
Re: A Devoted Reader –
i agree
email him , everyone reading this should email perez about thaty awful stashe , our boy is so cute why does he need to make himself look so ugly?
i love you perez i really do.
is it wrong that i want you to use it on me, perez?
i feel dirty now.
The shameless self-promoting is embarassing…
Perez,
I promise to watch , now can you stop the commercials please
My computer speakers are broken what did he say or sing? Someone fill me in please
Wow…that was stupid.
oh perez, perez, perez.. one of these days you'll look back on the moustachio'd look and cringe.. and you have the cheek to pass judgement on celeb fashion? my oh my..
ais just like 'lisa' saied this is pants
perez, why do you all the sudden think you're somebody ?!?! you're nobody !
Heehee you're such a Care Bear!
You use to be good. Now, your just a media whore. Kinda like the real Paris. Use to like her now she is old news. Your 15 mins are OUT!!!
YOU are adorable Perez!! Crack that whip beyotch!
Sell out… what a lame cry for attention and a sad plug of ur soon to be canceled show… your 15 min of fame is almost up…
you are the WORST actor ever. Seriously. Stay away from cameras. These are not funny …at all
You have a face for Radio, Perez