Would You Hit It????

Crisco Adler and some hoochie make a swift exit from Hollywood hotspot Les Deux on Wednesday night.
Would you tickle his pickle?
This girl would! She just probably wanted to look at his big balls!
[Image via Buzz Foto.]
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Crisco Adler and some hoochie make a swift exit from Hollywood hotspot Les Deux on Wednesday night.
Would you tickle his pickle?
This girl would! She just probably wanted to look at his big balls!
[Image via Buzz Foto.]
NOOO!!
NASTY
ERSTER!
NO … way.. Gross.
NOOO!!!
yuck
first
Funky!
GAWD! This guy looks like such a douche!!
ewwww
id do him.
With a fork or a ten foot pole maybe
yeah i would
NO i WOULDNT HIT IT.
oh heelll no!
#1
him?? Not a chance in hell…
i would hit him yes!!!!!!! DOUCHe
she looks like Misha his ex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WOULDNT HIT IT I WOULD HIT HIM
that's not mushy fartone??!?!!?!?!?!?!
coulda SWORN that was her when i first looked at the pic.
Hell No!
I like my vagina deisese free thank you very much!
FIRST BIOTCHES………….
EEEWWWW gag me…he's fu**** GROSS…….not even on my horniest day would i tickle his pickle
first
FIRST AMY!!!
When is he gonna smash the watermelon with the big mallot? I've been waiting FOREVER!!! DO IT ALREADY!!
no comment about that girls outfit??? what is that really? overalls and a weird tube bra thing, i'm not sure but i know i hate that more than cisco adler.
EWWWWW! NASTY!
WHO IS HE? He's gross
Man that guy is UGLY! If it were not for his dad we would not even know who this guy was. Nasty bitches, have some respect for yourself!
I think this guy is misunderstood by most people. If you watch him on the VH1 show, "Rock Life," he's very level-headed, driven, and stable. Plus, he's a natural rockstar. The guy is cool and real. I've met him a couple times and couldn't be more pleasant and humble.
yes i'd hit it over the head with a big wrench.
He's a mess and he looks an awful lot like Dave Grohl.
Perez can you do a "separated at birth" thing?
what is the bitch is wearing. she looks like she is wearing one of those outfits men put on when the go fishing but then it was an appropraite look b/c she caught the big one… in more ways than one.
I think it is safe to say that his face is just as long as his balls
I am so lame - who the hell is Crisco Adler?
why do we even talk about the douche. Can we just pretend he doesn't exist.
ps. i'd go gay for you perez
I would play kabangers with those balls !!!!!
What the heck is that girl wearing? That outfit is a sign of an impending fashion crisis ala. 1980's. Remember the shoulder pads and teasing combs… The spandex and acid wash? I am noticing a lot of ugly trends coming from the Les Duex crowd. Those who do not remember our history are doomed to repeat it.
absolutely not!!!!
GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
He's got a hell of a style… he's a rock star… I think he's a hottie… I'd totally f*** him
the girl looks like one of the girls who was in the new halloween!
….which was fucking AWESOME by the way.
He looks "special".
I wouldn't even count him as a notch in my belt…
She looks a little like Lauren Bush
ohhhhhhhhhhh no!
grosss
puke,,
barffffff
blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
coughing,
puking,,
ok,, geezz i hate to get that damn pic in my head of his nastyass long strung-out ball thingie he has attached to him,,
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwie
I just googled his name to see who the heck he was. And I clicked on superfical girls and saw a picture of him naked. Ewwww!!! I've never seen anything like it gross gross gross.
Who is this gross loser and why would anyone want to go near him?
No, not even with Britney's worn out cooch. And what the hell is that chick wearing?
She looks an awful lot like Mischa…
total douch nozzle
That clothes she is wearing is way to big on her and her boobs are too small to fit in that top….and he looks like a perv.
EEW, yuck!! Him, I would never fuck!!
Why does he get press? He is a nobody!!!
WHO?????? And yuck….both of them!
WTF is she wearing?!
definitely looks like a Bush cousin to me….
yes
Vince, I agree with you. I think Cisco is pretty cool. Smart, articulate, motivated, down to earth (no, I not referring to his balls). He's been nothing but nice and humble in all of the clips I've seen of him.
yes, tea bag it !! dirty yum
who is he???????????
FUCK NO…I wathced his show and he is such a douche bag…he actually said at one point that girls would swimm through hot acid to get to him…yeah right…not unless they are whores who are just only out for his money…oh and put a fucking shirt on..NO ONE thinks that is sexy..NO ONE
Such a cool guy. Very down to earth. Be nice to him people!
HELLLLLL TO THE NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Ugh, and people say Perez is ugly?
HEELLLLL TO THE NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
i'd hit it lol…i think he's kinda hot
sure
i'm sorry but he is hot!!!!! have you seen his tv show yummy
They are not big, just old man saggy.
is it just me..doesn't he look like audrina's b/f justin "bobby" in this picture
hells no…he is disgusting. by the way, that looks like lauren bush, a model and the president's niece.
GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe not hit it.. but probably would play tetherball with it.
he looks like animal from the muppets
I'd hit it….. with a bat…
Why does Perez always call people a douche! It's like he has nothing better to say, haha.
He called Donnie Wahlberg a douche.. and now this guy.. ( I don't care if he calls Crisco Adler a douche..but if he calles Donnie Wahlberg a douch.. that is just f'd up!!!)
I LOVE NKOTB & DONNIE WAHLBERG!
Who is that loser anyway? Some sort of Weird Al Yankovic impersonator? Who impersonates impersonaters?????
wait, who's this person again?
Why is that girl wearing a snow suit over a bikini top? Retard!
And I think that guy went to my high school… he used to hang out across the street by the old Walgreens, ditching class and smoking cigarettes. He rode around town on his BMX bike, with his long hair flowing out behind him. He worked in a machine shop during the days and smoked pot at night while he listened to The Scorpions and played D&D with his Ren-Faire friends.
LOL… who the fuck is this cisco adler guy? Seriously… I've heard his name and seen his picture, but I can't figure out why he is discussed on celebrity blogs. Who is he? What has he done? Musician? Actor? Heir?
ANother case of, why in the hell is this person famous for doing nothing??
is that a Misha look alike or what? someone sure has a type.
Re: Kala –
OH MY GOD!!!! MY EYES!!!!! THEY'RE BURNING!!!! I'M BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay Vince Charming, either you're his PR rep or you seriously need to rethink your definition of cool.
have you ever seen his balls ewwww
WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE WEARING@#%&^*((*%$#!@!@#%&^*(()))()(*&^^%$&*&*)()(($*())))%$$###
Yeah I's hit it….with a big steel-toed boot.
next time you post something about him could you do a public service and tell us WHO THE FUCK HE IS AND WHY WE SHOULD CARE?
HELL FUCKING YES. HE"S GOT IT
Re: Sarah –
I LOVED THAT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hahaha am I weird because I think he's hot?
WHO CARES.HE IS A LOST CAUSE AND A WASTE OF SPACE……
WTF is that whore wearing?
i'd use his balls as a speedbag
I am just wondering how that guy can walk straight with those "things". He disgusts me.
She looks like Jes from Rock of love.
Ok No and wtf is up with that girls clothes?? Is that a tub top and overalls? That is by far the most tackiest thing I have ever seen. They both look a mess….a fug mess of funk and dick cheese smell
NASTY!!!!!! NOT EVEN IF HE WAS HUNG LIKE TOMMY LEE!!!!
I would
Re: Jenn – I don't even know what dick cheese smells like! Who have YOU been sleeping with?! haha!
She looks just like Mischa - the loser's on the rebound big time!!!