Would You Hit It????

Filed under: Cisco Adler

Crisco Adler and some hoochie make a swift exit from Hollywood hotspot Les Deux on Wednesday night.

Would you tickle his pickle?

This girl would! She just probably wanted to look at his big balls!

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

Posted: Sep 6, 2007 at 12:51 pm / Email this »

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Gia says – reply to this

101

100th!!!
greendaypunkdrum@hotmail.com says – reply to this

102

Just to say…

"douche" means "shower" in french…
OH MY! says – reply to this

103

HELL NO!
ANA WOULDN'T TOUCH THAT BANANA says – reply to this

104

If I were really desperate and wanted my 15 mins of fame. maybe. otherwise NEVAH!
michi says – reply to this

105

This looks like the girl "justin Bobby" was flirting with the night he ditched Audrina on the hills!
o face says – reply to this

106

cisco's a rad dude. good vibes. he always goes for the exact same type of girl though.
ew says – reply to this

107

I have the BIGGEST crush on him and his balls but I probably have to rethink that because of the women he chooses to shag. BUT then again he probably likes them easy what man wouldn't? I love Cris, yum.
soozy says – reply to this

108

hot shirt! where does he shop at?
feliciti says – reply to this

109

he is so gross!!! YUCK!!!! I don't care if he was the richest guy, (well, just kiddin) in the world…. YUCK, YUCK, YUCK!!! I don't see what they all see in him….
lou lou belle says – reply to this

110

dude's hot. i'd hit it!
MARIOS A RACIST says – reply to this

111

MORE NEGS AGAINST ANOTHER WHITE CHICK?

COME ON FATSO.

HOW'S YOUR WALKING EATIING DISORDER BITCH LONGORIA DOING AFTER WHORING OUT HER WEDDING? STILL HOT AND CLASSY?
Hello Kitty says – reply to this

112

HELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! I'm not going to waste my effort in the gym to lift his mega sag sac !
katie says – reply to this

113

hell yeah! i've met him and he is one of the coolest people i've ever come in contact with. hate him all you want, but i love him!
Flint says – reply to this

114

Cisco Adler is a no talent fuckwad who playes with a bunch of hack musicians who couldn't play there way out of a paper bag. that guitarist Rainbow is the shittiest player since Kurt Cobain. Who's dick did Cisco have to suck to land that MTV gig?
jek says – reply to this

115

she looks like mischaa!!!!!! OMG
Manders says – reply to this

116

Ick! So much money and always managing to look like he just rolled out of a trailer!
Caren says – reply to this

117

Yuck!
Razzberries says – reply to this

118

No, and no.
1. Because, well, ew….not looking to get his stank on me. Or crabs.
and
2. Mischa's sloppy seconds? No thanks!
shaneequa says – reply to this

119

Would I hit it? Hell yeah. I'm desperate. I might even stoop as low as Pear-ez.
Ryan says – reply to this

120

Leaving Le Douche
NANCY says – reply to this

121

SURE..FOR THE RIGHT PRICE
carl_carlson says – reply to this

122

WHat the hell is she wearing?… Almost take the emphasis off his douchebagedness.
LIlly says – reply to this

123

Why do chicks get with this guy? He's nasty and has those godawful saggy balls. YUK!
NFW says – reply to this

124

No fucking way
Loady Smurf says – reply to this

125

Umm yeah- This "band" has no credability whatsoever. I have never heard one song of theirs, let alone the name of their band. The tabloids made Crisco, VH1 gave him a show (without merit), and now he wants be taken seriously? Creepy, Ugly, Talentless. I wish you wouldn't even cover "stories" about him/his 'band'. If you are known more about your massive balls vs. your music….That train never left the station.
Sorsha Holsen says – reply to this

126

Women are whores. Why are you surprised?!?!
Sarah says – reply to this

127

What the FUCK is she wearing?
Jen says – reply to this

128

hmmmm…it seems he has a "type." That girl looks a lot like his ex, Mischa Barton.
blair says – reply to this

129

i'm so into the tightness of his pants and how he dresses
i would do any dude with that outfit on
Lance Bass Turd says – reply to this

130

EEEE-AW!! EEEE-AW!! EEEE-AW!!
Jenna says – reply to this

131

My god he is so gross!
HUH? says – reply to this

132

Who the hell is that ugly pig? Never heard of him!
Lamb Chop says – reply to this

133

UGH!!! GROSS beyond belief. NO thanks!
Joe Funtime says – reply to this

134

he's hot and i'd hit it hard

and you all need a lesson in balls–THEY'S SUPPOSED TO SAG YA BITCHES!!
qt196 says – reply to this

135

Hell to the NO!!!! He is so FUG, not to mention those disgusting saggy balls of his. EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hard Drive says – reply to this

136

He doesn't have a pickle it's all BALLS!
lissa says – reply to this

137

HELL NO!
Janni says – reply to this

138

What the fuckery is she wearing? I'm already used to his small dick…

She looks like Mushy and she spread her face on his shirt!
jenizz says – reply to this

139

HELL YES he's so fucking hot he just doesn't photograph that well…THOSE EYES he kills me. WATCH THE ROCK LIFE
Michelle says – reply to this

140

His balls are the single most mesmerizing part of anatomy I've ever laid my eyes on. They should make him part of a Ripley's exhibit, believe it or not! I do have to say after watching the "Rock Life" I like this cat. Seems like a pretty down to earth guy and he makes good music. So go ahead Cisco and hook up with the ho!
Michelle says – reply to this

141

She looks like Silus's first girlfriend on Weeds. Wynn, gynn? Ynn.. something like that!
Reeve says – reply to this

142

Perez, I love all the shit you talk.

The second I saw that picture I was like, "What the FUCK?!"

What a nasty motherfucker.
MuhBallz says – reply to this

143

There are balls, and then there are C[r]isco Adler'z ballzzz:
man-ifestoDOTcom/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/adler.jpg
anon says – reply to this

144

Goodness he's fugly! She looks like one of the Bush girls.
anon says – reply to this

145

Goodness he's fugly. She looks like one of the Bush girls.
smorf says – reply to this

146

From the bulge in her pants it looks like Cisco might have some competition
stephanie says – reply to this

147

HE LOOKS LIKE A SHITEOUS MUPPET
gossipmonger says – reply to this

148

Not even with Paris' twat, and Nicole pushing.
that_girl says – reply to this

149

No!
that_girl says – reply to this

150

No!
Tres345 says – reply to this

151

HE IS SOOOOOOO UGLY!!!!!!
caroline says – reply to this

152

who names their kid crisco? that isnt right
Briana. says – reply to this

153

I'd do him. Just to see what it's like with his ginormous balls and all. Haha!
P.S.
I'm watching Celeb Rap Superstar and all I have to say is Perez, you rocked it but shave your 'stache!
Lauren says – reply to this

154

Is it just me or does it look like she has pee running down her leg
Eliza says – reply to this

155

Maybe with my CAR!
ShutUpBitches! says – reply to this

156

one word….. BARF.
sarah says – reply to this

157

why does everyone mention his balls. they can't be that big
Cory says – reply to this

158

Let's see here what do I not like about this guy?….well right off the bat I hate his mouth - especially his barely-even-growing-in pencil moustache sitting on his upper lip there. Oh and also, he's got a really lame fashion sense - pink shirt and black pants? I'm sorry but that's bullshit, no way dude, you did not just wear that, fuck all that. If I were her I would be in my car, driving home at that point, not tickling any pickles but instead listening to Frou Frou and basking in my sense of self-satisfaction from not physically being anywhere near any douchebags who wear pink shirts and can't grow a mustache….not naming any names.
twila says – reply to this

159

OK maybe just maybe I have a thing for dirty bad boy rockers. Anyway this guy just has that star quality. He's a natural born rocker and he's pretty intelligent and manipulative as well. His father was a legendary producer for The Mama's and the Papa's etc. He's got that natural charisma. I don't know if I could deal with those balls though. It might creep me out and make me feel like I'm fucking my grandfather. He's too young to have dirty old man balls. Can't he get them fixed? Cisco if you're reading this you're hot but you need DR 90210 fix that shit. Stat.
chinagirl1 says – reply to this

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No, I wouldn't, but Demi Moore would.
frankie says – reply to this

161

She looks like the girl who won Britains next top model
missy says – reply to this

162

all i've got to say is ewwww
jenbunny says – reply to this

163

the answer to the question is no.
Kelsey says – reply to this

164

God Forgive me, but I think Cisco is so hot!!I have no idea why, yes - he looks like he needs a good, long, hot shower…but I'm still strangley attracted to that guy! Worst yet, I'm a 35 y/o suburban Mom ( MILF), but yeah, I'd do him!! What's wrong with me?!
*deejay* says – reply to this

165

no. and the "hoochie" he's with looks worse than trailer trash. What is she wearing?! EWW!
Vizaleri says – reply to this

166

Why am I slightly drawn to him everytime I see his douchebag ass?! Maybe its his smile… or the hair.
But then I remember that n00d pic and throw up in my mouth.

Now if he got those ballz of his reduced, and I got wasted, Id hit it. Then cry myself to sleep and throw up again and again after realizing what I did.
msg says – reply to this

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correction….he does NOT have "big balls"
he has a STRETCH ARMSTRONG SAC!!!!!
Mamaloo says – reply to this

168

Only if I were puking drunk would I hit that cheesy shit.
Smitty says – reply to this

169

Yeah, with a baseball bat. Why do we care? What has this guy done to be featured on this site? Sell 68 recordds? Make me understand.
Rackel :P says – reply to this

170

umm…..I can't even see him because im distracted by what that girl is wearing! WTF is that?
************ says – reply to this

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What is this guy famous for? I know he has huge balls and he fucked Mischa Barton, but has he done anything more significatn to be featured on this site and waste our time?
robyn says – reply to this

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I fucking love him! He is hot hot and nasty! you know he would fuck like a rock star!
april says – reply to this

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HELL YEAH!!!!!!
YES says – reply to this

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I think he's a hottie and I liked his personality on his reality show. He seems down to earth which makes him hotter.
Heather S. says – reply to this

175

What in the HELL is that looney bitch wearing?? They belong together!
DANA says – reply to this

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his ladyfriend needs rachel zoe to take her shopping…. and he needs to cut off his nasty ass hair
HeatRock says – reply to this

177

Good Lord no! He looks like a retard after a long ride on the little bus.
liz says – reply to this

178

disgusting!!! hes so ugly and his band sucks…go away cisco!
Rian says – reply to this

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Eww, no! That's just lame and gross to the fullest. I mean it's not all about looks, but dang.
Rian says – reply to this

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Oh, ps, I don't know who he is! Like who is he? He's McNasty. lmao
the prototype says – reply to this

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he has a gigantic scary mouth and he reminds me of a muppet
Star says – reply to this

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All of these stupid people famous for nothing except being crack-heads. His band blows and he should get some plastic surgery with his daddy's money.
BBQ says – reply to this

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OK she's actually pretty!
mina says – reply to this

184

Hell NO, I wouldn't hit it!
Christina says – reply to this

185

He is gross and that girl looks alot like Mischa
ROSANGELA BABY says – reply to this

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I DON'T GET IT? WHY IS THIA MAN FAMOUS FOR & WHY DO SITES SUCH AS THIS ONE MAKE A BIG DEAL ABOUT HIM? BESIDES THE FACT HE DATED MISHA BARTON & IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN KIRSTEN DUNST..WHAT SO SPECIAL ABOUT HIM?
Tamila says – reply to this

187

what the hell is she wearing?
lipgloss&bulletcaps says – reply to this

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HELL NO! Would you want to wake up to that manic smile?
lipgloss&bulletcaps says – reply to this

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HELL NO!! Would you want to wake up next to that manic smile?!
aba says – reply to this

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He's gross and greasy looking. Looks like he has jizz on his t-shirt.
viviane says – reply to this

191

he gave her a nickle to ticle his pickle
Mrs.Manson says – reply to this

192

oh Gross where did they go shoppin
Myuu says – reply to this

193

Wow, in all honesty..who WOULD tickle that pickle?

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