Buy My Shiz, Please!

Filed under: Fergie

Fergie hawks her new line of handbags and dog purses at Macy's in New York City.

Don't they look like something you'd find at Hot Topic instead????

[Images via Mavrix Online.]

Posted: Sep 7, 2007 at 12:16 pm / Email this »

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Vivi's Mama says – reply to this

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Fergie looks like something you could buy at Hot Topic… What a fugly bitch
Roc says – reply to this

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ugly u aint got no aliby- u ugly
Claudia says – reply to this

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First One Bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
toronto says – reply to this

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sera lizaima den manikonjo
Claudia says – reply to this

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1st One BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FERGIE HATER says – reply to this

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FERGIE…PLEASE STOP COPYING GWEN!!!!!!!!!! You are not her and will never be her so please stop. Your bags are going to flop worse then Benyoce's line and her mothers line……JUST QUIT!
jay says – reply to this

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yeeeeeee
Vanessa says – reply to this

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Yuck, they look really trashy.
Kala says – reply to this

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I love purses. But these look cheap and shiny. YUK!
ausgal says – reply to this

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guh
Clover says – reply to this

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is it just me
or something odd about her face?
rough
frozen
something
xoxoxo
clover
Whaa? says – reply to this

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Why does she always look like an evil witch? Is it just me?
emily says – reply to this

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they're completely fug, just like her methface.

at least they reflect her personal sense of style — hideous.
babsbunny says – reply to this

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could she bite off gwen stefani anymore?????
Naughty Nurse says – reply to this

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Oh My!
What has happened to her face?!
LOLA says – reply to this

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DON'T FUCK WITH FERGIE! She is a good person! Leave her alone you lonely weird ass! GAWD! I see Maroon 5 has advertisments on your site, how odd seeing as how you just trashed them a few weeks ago. You are so Skitzo Perez! You're like a queen way way way back when that abused all her subjects and they ignored it for so long until it was OFF WITH YER HEAD! Ugh! You are so weird!
Astroglide says – reply to this

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Gwen says — I am the DIVE OF FASHION — kiss my feet NO DOUBT — fuck Madonna and FERGIE — putas — bow down to your IDOL.
Roc says – reply to this

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Re: Claudia – Re: Claudia – I DONT THINK SO
headboard says – reply to this

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I love that you reference Hot Topic…isn't that like Charlotte Russe?? Trendy crap for less.
raquel says – reply to this

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fergie is fugly
lou lou belle says – reply to this

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hot topic indeed! these things are ugly, dated and look like somthing thing a 12 year old "punk" would pair with thier studded belt. gag.
smorf says – reply to this

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They look plastic and cheap just like her
lisaa says – reply to this

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she is so fucking plastic looking, i cant fucking take it!
DM says – reply to this

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She has had some serious work done….
Cheeks, lips, teeth, chin, nose - is anything real?
Sherry says – reply to this

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Yes, they look white trash….just like her.
cutie pie says – reply to this

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I WOULDNT BUY ANYTHING THIS WOMAN IS SELLING I DONT LIKE HER PLUS SHES UGLY. PEREZ HILTON YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO WANT SOME ONE TO VOTE FOR YOU ON THAT SUPERSTAR RAP SHOW/ I WOULDNT VOTE FOR YOU IF SOMEBODY PAID ME BECAUSE I ALWAYS COMMENT ON YOUR SITE AND YOU NEVER POST IT, ONLY MAYBE ONCE. WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THAT BULLCRAP. VOTE FOE YOU GET REAL.
Jen says – reply to this

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She is so freakin ugly. She looks like a bulldog.
queendistructo says – reply to this

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It all looks so cheap…. I would never buy that.
wuntonhunny says – reply to this

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L.A.M.E.
kelle says – reply to this

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the bags are ugly like the designer. the bags are big to hide your meth stash in…homegirl knows her bags
MIZKE says – reply to this

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HAHA Good one Claudia bet you feel stupid!!!!
J-NASTY says – reply to this

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Directly from Hot Topic, the bags look awful, Very Cheap, I seen better at TARGET
killmenow says – reply to this

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do you think she pisses on them before they are sold? what a dumb talentless cunt! she needs to put one of those horrid bags over her head so we don't have to look at her face anymore.
JulesATX says – reply to this

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Oh great. ANOTHER $500,00-dollar-bag-that-took-$20-to-make-but-just-has-some-stupid-celeb's-name-on-it that I can't buy!! I CAN'T GO ON ANYMORE!!! (You'll find my suicide note taped to the bathroom mirror.)
jeena says – reply to this

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what a DOGFACE!
those fucking purses look almost as cheaply put together as her fugly ass!!!
jeena says – reply to this

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what a DOGFACE!!!!
those fucking purses look almost as cheaply put together as her fugly ass!!!
kelly says – reply to this

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I think her bags are ugly.
J* says – reply to this

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Fergie is F to tha U to that G L Y girl you so fugly…………… ohh look I can spell …… just like fergie so when is my album coming out!!!??
jewel says – reply to this

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Is she on meth again? She has no taste, that shizz is ugly like her no talented ass!
Shallow Val says – reply to this

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I usually don't do this but, tell me, why is she ugly? OK, her skin is a little greasy, and she has really bold features (nose, chin, really arched brows, almost Greek looking) but she's not "ugly."

I like her hair. I like her voice. I don't like the fake teta's but whatever. I only say this because I say her on the Tyra Banks show, the one day I stayed home sick and there was NOTHING else to watch on TV, and she seems really nice, like a real person nice.

I don't know, I must be having a soft day. BUT, I usually hate the way she dresses.
lulu says – reply to this

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fergie's looking a little bulemic
Brownbear says – reply to this

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I agree she needs to stop sweating Gwen Stefani
Stephanie M says – reply to this

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tacky, like her. She's looking pretty beat lately.
jessssssica says – reply to this

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i usually hate the way fergie looks, but she actually looks half human(and decent) in the picture on the left. FINALLY! a picture i can stand to look at.
hollaback says – reply to this

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I think she is using plastic surgery to try and get the meth looks off her face.
Kallie says – reply to this

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WILD FUG ON THE LOOSE!
j says – reply to this

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can someone tell her to get rid of that bunk part in her hair???
Katie says – reply to this

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I have a love/hate relationship with Hot Topic, but those purses are too ugly to be shelved their!
Her Face says – reply to this

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Nice legs but her face is just beyond hideous. I've always thought she looked like that girl Grimlen.
Perez Lover says – reply to this

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Would anything Fuggie carries on her shoulder be considered a "doggie purse"? Ha! Ha!
Fug says – reply to this

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Hey she reminds me of Kristy Alley… (or howeva you spell her name)
amdranman says – reply to this

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Get the fuck over yourself Fergie. You are a no talent unattractive wannabe. Fergolicious…..yeah right should state Fergogrossist.
You know I really don't hate everybody
Michael says – reply to this

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She has always looked like a single mom of 3 kids still trying to look younger than she really is, except she doesn't have 3 kids.
emily says – reply to this

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She is not the best looking but she works what she has. She knows it will only last so long so she is branching out and trying to make money while she can. Seems smart to me.

btw Gwen's stuff is crap and have you seen her new In Style cover? Much like VB she sould NEVER show her teeth.
LittleD says – reply to this

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Why do these mercenaries keep forcing their crappy apparel and accessory lines upon us? Next thing you know Fergie will have her own fragrance - "Eau de Gotta Find a Toilet". Seriously though, her purses are heinous - they look like something Anna Nicole Smith would rise from the dead to buy.
Lo says – reply to this

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I met Fergie one time and I will admit that she is extremely beautiful in person. Pictures do not do her justice AT ALL. She has the most amazing body ever! She is def NOT ugly and alot hotter than most of her pictures make her look. She is most DEF a very HOT girl. You wish you looked like her or had a girlfriend who did!

Im sure all of the people, who comment about how they think she is ugly, are probably gross themselves. Haters make u famous.
b2bw says – reply to this

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God she is so ugly
mouth says – reply to this

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reminds me of that SATC episode when they go to Jennifer Coolidge's Ugly Emotional Baggage "Purse" Party.
Janet says – reply to this

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She has the ugliest face I have ever seen!
Heidi Ho says – reply to this

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what is that crap she's carrying? it looks like she picked it up at a street market in some third world country!
Only slags piss in their pants says – reply to this

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They actually look like something you would find at Target. Then after they did not sell at Target, you would fnd them at the Goodwill thrift store.

In other words, they're about what I would expect from a slag who can't hold her pee.
desilu says – reply to this

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Don't buy Fergie's dog carriers. They're crap. Check out www.mutthutonline.com for the best in dog fashions, bowls, collars and carriers. You will love this site!!!!!
Ellen says – reply to this

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yes
trapitossucios.com says – reply to this

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Nahh Hot Topic is the shit… Macy's is the perfect place for that POS…
lilybear12345 says – reply to this

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You're so jealous……this girl is adorable and so are the bags…..jealous, jealous, jealous…..get a life….then try to design a purse. LOL
bongo says – reply to this

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K-Mart called. They want their bags back. Home Depot called and they want that dress back.
*deejay* says – reply to this

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Fergie sucks. Honestly, her bags are just as trashy as she is.

They will appear in the 0.99$ bin in a month. If you are one of the fucktards who actually likes them, wait a month and save your money!
NiKKY says – reply to this

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she looks like shes been doing crack with pete doherty n his kitty
ks says – reply to this

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SHE LOOKS GOOD!!!!
Eddie Chedder says – reply to this

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There should be a split screen between Fugly Ferg and Bret Michaels. Look how low her hairline is–that's unnatural!
steve says – reply to this

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Fuckin Butta-Face.. I wanna cum down her throat. slut!!
sarah says – reply to this

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honestlty those bags look like crap
can you saw CHEAP-O
nicolina says – reply to this

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the one with the lips is like a bad betsey johnson knock off
nat says – reply to this

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copy cat*cough* gwen*
Mona says – reply to this

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This is one ugly broad. When are women going to understand the concept of naturally aging into your beuatiful self instead of freezing everything with botox? ugh.
LuckyisJosh says – reply to this

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I like Fergie's 'less is more' sophisticated, natural, healthy and shiny look.
Far less artificial, far less (garish) clothes & cosmetics, and quite beautiful.
She looks great. You can actually see 'her.' Love it. Positive change.
claud says – reply to this

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whats with her face? she scares! (awefull designes by the way)
Carrie says – reply to this

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I canNOT believe she's sleeping with Josh Duhamel. I wonder if he's legally bling. Hmmmmmm.
CATHAZAT says – reply to this

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This poor girl. She can starve herself all she wants but it won't change her lovely, very different (albeit, slightly piggish) face. I've always found her refreshing! Sadly, she'll probably go under the knive next. I'm so tired of celebrity BRANDING. Please, just sing your songs and entertain (or make your movies or whatever it is you celebrities do).
fERGIE'S DEALER says – reply to this

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She looks pretty good for white trash, Fresno Meth head with too much BOTOX in her face. I'd do her, once, if I was wasted, and she let me smoke her meth so we could go at it for 8 hours without climax.
YoMama says – reply to this

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Those are bags you would find at Forever 21.
Jason says – reply to this

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KIDS Incorporated thats what happend to her. Too much overly enthusiastic singing messed her little white brain up.
jackie says – reply to this

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ewww!! white trash bags from white trash pee pee girl! nasty! I wouldn't even put rats in those 'dog purses' *VOMIT*
Lulu_LaRue says – reply to this

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She is getting fuglier - mandroid
Anna says – reply to this

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THATS IT! Hot Topic. That is what they look like. Great call Perez!

She looks cute here I think .
Crappybitch says – reply to this

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Re: J-NASTY – OO im dicksucker and lot of money from that so i dont buy in TARGET
excuse mee!
Perez's Stinking Vaheena says – reply to this

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Well, what do you expect? she is trash.
Val says – reply to this

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SHE IS ONE UGLY ASS BROAD AND IT'S IRRITATING AND OFFENSIVE HOW SHE TRIES TO PULL OFF BEING HOT. SHE'S NOT. SHE LOOKS LIKE SHIT. A PUSHED FACE, PITBULL LOOKING CIRCUS ACT.
Leave Fergie Feg alone! says – reply to this

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Leave Fergie alone. SHE HAD THE HOTTEST OVER THE PAST YEAR. MAN OR WOMAN!!!!
The bags look a little trashy, but the woman is hot ta death.
Why is She Famous? says – reply to this

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I still don't understand why this girl is famous…. her face looks like a pitbull and she has no discernible talent to even speak of.

Perez, do us all a favor and stop posting pictures of this nasty looking, no talent, overrated, wannabe.
lives says – reply to this

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Fergie is fly !!!!!!! so get off off her shit if you think shes fugly you haters have low self esteem and need drogas
Alexis says – reply to this

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Fuckin ugly, just like paris hilton's purse line. Tell them all to just stick to the first thing that made them famous! jeeze
... says – reply to this

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She looks nice
i was there and met her. She is the sweetest person ever and is gorgeous in person
crapola says – reply to this

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I see those bags and just think 'landfill'. Stop buying utter shit, people!
me says – reply to this

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WHATS WRONG WITH HER FACE??!!!! it always looked bloated and her lips all fish like, lay off the lip injections fergie!! I will never know what that hot Josh Duhamel sees in her (apart from the body?)
oh and those bags look shit
LOLA says – reply to this

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LMAOFFFF!!!!! All ya foos that are hate-en on her can't be better! You all kill me! LOL WTF!!!! Get lives! This I bet you all are over 200lbs and have fuckin face hair! Ugh! Dream on!
Emily says – reply to this

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I think the purses look so cheap and plastic, but they match her face : )
Ryah says – reply to this

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As much as I love her long time, those bags are crap.
Jen says – reply to this

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I LOVE FERGIE!!
I wish people would stop hating on her, I think she has a lot of talent and she is Wicked pretty…I and planning on buying her "Dutchess" bag, it looks Wicked Cute!!!
mO says – reply to this

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louis are much better .

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