The Photoshop Queen

Filed under: Britney Spears > Photoshop Awardz

A new promo picture for Britney's upcoming appearance at the MTV Video Music Awards.

If only!

Posted: Sep 7, 2007 at 11:54 am / Email this »

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Mitchxo says – reply to this

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you can tell its fake cause you can def tell that her face doesn't fit in with the rest of the picture. good photoshopping though!
Barbi Jones says – reply to this

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OMG. I'm gonna be RIGHT there in front of the tv with my pint of ice cream waiting for her to do her hot mess thing. (first, bitch!)
babwa says – reply to this

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God help us all….
christy says – reply to this

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I CANT WAIT!!! HOPE SHE DOES SOMETHING CRAZY!!
Rvk says – reply to this

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whats up with her right hand?
Yoyo says – reply to this

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AMAZING!
PJW says – reply to this

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Um, why is it photoshopped??? Isnt it just high contrast??
Ken says – reply to this

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LOOKS GOOD! Go Britney!
cali.girl420 says – reply to this

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thrid omg omg omg im third
Rvk says – reply to this

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What´s up with her right hand?
parissucksliterally says – reply to this

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if she really looked like that, no one would be making fun of her.
Nat says – reply to this

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Yikes…
Nat says – reply to this

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Yikes…
SuM1 says – reply to this

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I don't know why ppl always say that her pictures are always photoshoped b/c they're not that bad. You can tell its her and it looks just like her! It doesn't look fake or like someone else, it looks like BRITNEY!! She might be a little crazy but the bitch is hott for having 2 kids and no one can disagree on that! Everyone likes her and wants to know about her! Whether you admit or not, that's your prob.! She's the ShIt!! =) I'm happy she's back!!
stephy says – reply to this

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SO GAY. She's still wearing that fucking hat with that outfit??
gabs says – reply to this

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the legs!! the leeeeeeeegs!!!!
Kevin says – reply to this

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I am actually excited for her performance at the VMAs, I HOPE it is going to be awesome, I DOUBT it won't though… unfortunately
sam says – reply to this

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nasty hoe.
hello says – reply to this

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I don't know why ppl always say that her pictures are always photoshoped b/c they're not that bad. You can tell its her and it looks just like her! It doesn't look fake or like someone else, it looks like BRITNEY!! She might be a little crazy but the bitch is hott for having 2 kids and no one can disagree on that! Everyone likes her and wants to know about her! Whether you admit or not, that's your prob.! She's the ShIt!! =) I'm happy she's back!!
Eric says – reply to this

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Why does it look like she's peeing? lol
Stacey says – reply to this

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Hot Mess…
catttycatcatcat says – reply to this

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is it just me or does it look like she is taking a piss???
Sarah says – reply to this

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It is obvious from all the paparazzi pictures she does not look like that any more! Small waist….right!
yayaya says – reply to this

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I don't know why ppl always say that her pictures are always photoshoped b/c they're not that bad. You can tell its her and it looks just like her! It doesn't look fake or like someone else, it looks like BRITNEY!! She might be a little crazy but the bitch is hott for having 2 kids and no one can disagree on that! Everyone likes her and wants to know about her! Whether you admit or not, that's your prob.! She's the ShIt!! =) I'm happy she's back!!
kris says – reply to this

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THAT'S NOT HER, GOOD LUCK AT THE VMA'S.
Brit-Bit says – reply to this

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sexy sexy sexy
b says – reply to this

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looks hot
Karrie McDermott says – reply to this

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Her legs look very weird, like they've been butchered by the photoshopping
michelethebelle says – reply to this

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she looks like she's peeing
me says – reply to this

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I still would hit it!!!
gg says – reply to this

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FIRST
wha? says – reply to this

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it looks like she's peeing!
jay says – reply to this

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can i get a lil bit of love
whatever says – reply to this

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Not THAT'S a fake picture……that girl hasn't looked like that in several years.
U R Stupid says – reply to this

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You're obsessed with her! I thought you were a fag. Get off her clit.
heather says – reply to this

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everything is photoshopped you fat pig
vu says – reply to this

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this was posted yesterday afternoon! A lil slow are we?????
Oops says – reply to this

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Looks like she's peeing
chanty says – reply to this

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awww…. we miss the old britney
t says – reply to this

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ya…
Bajesus says – reply to this

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third!!!!
jenny / some who love her says – reply to this

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just beautiful! GO BRITNEY!
ricky says – reply to this

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photoshop or not shes still a beautiful woman, a lil touched maybe, but who wouldn't be with all that $$$$$$
Kylie says – reply to this

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~I AM SOOOO EXCITED!! SET THE TIVO'S AND PUT THE KIDS IN FRONT OF THE TV WITH CHEETOS AND COKE IN THEIR BOTTLES!!! THE TRAIN WRECK IS ABOUT TO BEGIN~LIVE!!!!!~
marc says – reply to this

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i think she looks hot and i can't wait. i hope she blows the roof off of the place.
MommaMia says – reply to this

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Does anyone else think it looks like she's PEEING? Anyone else see what looks like a stream of urine between her legs? lol!!!!
Kelly says – reply to this

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i would give everything i own for her wig to fall off during her performance!
babblepfish says – reply to this

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Why does she have a "wand" sticking out of her skirt?
Dude says – reply to this

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Is she peeing?
Rachel says – reply to this

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The chair leg between her legs looks like a stream of pee… nice!
jnasty says – reply to this

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HER LEGS LOOK SO SKINNY BECAUSE OF HOW SHE'S STANDING…
NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL IMO
Caitlin says – reply to this

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It looks like she's peeing.
JR says – reply to this

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She looks great. What promo picture isn't photoshopped? Please. She's a very pretty girl. Get over it Perez. If she weren't talented and beautiful, she wouldn't be generating this much buzz all the time. Good luck to Britney. Rock it on Sunday. I'll be watching!!
Zack says – reply to this

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i hope she does some crazy shit in her performance
amdranman says – reply to this

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Looks like one of those pictures you have done at a carnival. Once a loser always a loser. Once was hot now looks like snot
J* says – reply to this

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She's probably gonna have one bad ass performance……….. Cris Angel's role in the whole thing is gonne be changing her really bad wigs from blond to brunette all the way from his seat in the audience!!!
^v^ says – reply to this

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She looks like a hot pile of shit and this pose is LAME.
(A wand shooting out of her crotch?!?!)
God, maybe Criss Angel should grab the wand and cast a magic spell and make Barf Barf, uh, I mean Brit Brit vanish FOREVER!!
WhatAjealousHomo! says – reply to this

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She looks fucking amazing! Jealousy sucks ass, huh?!
Rose says – reply to this

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yaaay top 100!! lol…that pic is soo photoshopped
DINGDONG` says – reply to this

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That hooker is taking a leak oin the floor. WTF is soo hot about that. What a dumb slut. Get a diaper at least. Or maybe that is vaginal discharge from her twat infection. Nasty hooker. That broad is soo hit. Her roman column legs are soo edited, its blatant.
canadiangirl says – reply to this

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I thought YOU were the photo shop queen! Look at your magazine cover!
time waster says – reply to this

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Is her outfit fringed by some of her old extensions? What's with the hat and the "bad girl" wand?

Come on, Brit, you've gotta do better than that.
ausgal says – reply to this

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hahah perez didnt even have to draw the pee in!
monica says – reply to this

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the first thing i noticed was the peeing thing..and i cannot wait to see this performance!!
kbcan says – reply to this

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Everything about her is fake.

She is definitely not this thin these days. She obviously is wearing a wig. And she lip-syncs all the time. And her producers has to manipulate her recordings to the hilt.

Why are her fans so enamoured of her when everything about her is so artificial?
well well well..... says – reply to this

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hmmm I think Brit and Brad Pitt share the same photoshopping/airbrushing photography staff!!!!!
^v^ says – reply to this

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Nothing to be jealous of in this pic (or any of her other ones either.)
joan says – reply to this

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everyone is retouched. this girl can't breathe without being criticized.
plus i think Mariah is the queen of photoshop.
deedee says – reply to this

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good lord! how fake! and she still looks dodgy!
I like cheese says – reply to this

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Fake or not she looks hot!!!
Chelseyek says – reply to this

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why is she peeing?
Realist says – reply to this

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She does NOT look very good for having two kids. She looks ok in this picture. It is photo-shopped. They still can't make her look close to as good as pictures from early in her career [also photo-shopped] when she actually looked good in person.
ANOMY says – reply to this

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WOW, I bet we all miss the days when she did look like this though, so sad, It's going to suck watching her flabby ass shack in that naked looking jumpsuit…. :'( *TEAR*
Spence T says – reply to this

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Hey i don't know bout yall but i can't wait to see what britney is gonna do at this year MTV awards

oh you guys r gonna be talkin bout me pretty soon here on PH
deedee says – reply to this

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just a little crazy? oh please! you deluded fans are all the same! you'd convince yourself anything just so you can hang on to what little there is left of when you were truly fans. NEWSFLASH! pre-trainwreck britney isn't coming back! btw, she was never great to begin with… you were just all too young and dumb to know any different. but now that a good 3/4 years have gone by, don't you think it's time to grow up and let go of what once was? it's like getting back together with an ex that's gone fat and bald and hoping he'll turn back into his brad pitt lookalike days. give me a freakin break will you! don't support this crusty cunt flashing talentless drug addict!
ANOMY says – reply to this

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AIRBRUSHED! AIRBRUSHED! AIRBRUSHED! CORSET TO MAKE HER LOOK SKINNY… EW YABBO!
bb says – reply to this

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please. that bitch has the hugest tree trunk legs i have ever seen! so photoshopped. she has that horrible american-style body with the huge hips and thigh area and small torso, they cut off at least 13 inches from her bottom half.
Nikolas says – reply to this

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STOP BEING SUCH FUCK'N HATERS!!!!! I swear this site is just full of H-A-T-E-R-S….give the girl SOME slack….geeeeeez Louise!!!!

I think she's about to rock the fuck'n house!!!! this is going to be her comeback. Kevin and his little guest staring role can just sit down. Mom, sit down and take Kevin's dick out of your mouth…Ali, sit down and take Kevin and Mom's dick out of your mouth!!! Go Brit!!!!
mpv says – reply to this

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It would be great if she doesn't wear a wig at her performance. Let's see the REAL Britney LIVE!
SpenceT says – reply to this

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Hey i don't know bout yall but i can't wait to see what britney is gonna do at
this year MTV awards

oh yeah you guys r gonna be talkin bout me pretty soon here on PH
j dizzler says – reply to this

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she looks like she is holding her "man parts" and peeing.
kel says – reply to this

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It looks like she is peeing
Jessica says – reply to this

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she is washed up. her 15 minutes are BEYOND over and all everyone is doing is feeding into her publicity by talking about her. shes nobody, let it go people!
3C says – reply to this

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HAHA… It kinda looks like she's peeing!! and her head is way little for her body
molly says – reply to this

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One glossy photo does not erase the hundred of thousands of photos of britany's dimpled butt, pimpled face, nasty hair/wigs which illustrates the wreck we lovingly call britany. Now this "comeback" preformance is on "her terms", she won't "compromise her artistic integrity any longer y'all" this is the new brit brit. I'm just predicting the post show interviews with britany. I honestly can't wait for the show, she will totally bomb, and maybe she'll get it. Reinvention my ass, changing the superficial will absolutely NOT change the lost little girl underneath it all.
Dee says – reply to this

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What the hell IS that?!? Them braids be cuttin the circulation to her brain!!!Why can't she just embrace her short hair….I bet she'd look a lot hotter!!!!
Rachel says – reply to this

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It looks like she's scratching her crotch……not hot….
Lola says – reply to this

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Perez you're starting to look like a BULLY! AND you are using B's fame and troubles to better your own career. You bust so many peeps balls for doing just the same! Shall we mention Lilo's dad???? Come on! This is like so getting old! Quit it! You're starting to look like a stalker!
Lorenzys says – reply to this

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It's way too bright dammit.
Clover says – reply to this

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any and all
photoshop awards go to
mariah
and maybe pereziebear
xoxoxo
clover
heyyall says – reply to this

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um… what she doin' with her right hand? :/ eeewww!!!

You can tell it be shopped from how bumpy her legs are. Didn't take it down to the individual pixels to make it look smoothe.
deedee says – reply to this

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one thing they can't fotoshop out are those creepy down syndrome eyes… and the cameras don't lie on live tv, please god don't let this whore flash her cottage ass, drooy gorilla tits or crusty leaky vagina..
E! says – reply to this

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photo shop is a fat grlz friend!
javo says – reply to this

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I CANNOT WAIT!!!!!!!!!
I CANNOT WAIT!!!!!!!!!
I CANNOT WAIT!!!!!!!!!
I CANNOT WAIT!!!!!!!!!
I CANNOT WAIT!!!!!!!!!I CANNOT WAIT!!!!!!!!!
Ooba Gooba says – reply to this

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To all you Twitney fans: There isn't going to be any "comeback". Her time is up and she needs to go away. You'll still be talking about this "comback" five years from now. This skank is NOT a musician, she's really just a glorified stripper.
jase says – reply to this

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ok, perez..let me get this straight. if photos aren't photoshopped then you make fun of the people because they look a little fat or discolored. then if they are photoshopped, you dog them out for that calling them fake. for one, it's not the person's choice, it's whoever is editing the photos. secondly, you should have all of your photos doctored..starting with the removal of your mustache and the insert of a shirt over your bare chest. then a LOT of photoshop lipo.
rustyl says – reply to this

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Oh Please Perzel that last photo of you couldn't have been anymore photo shopped. The erased six of your chins You are the worst.
Jcase says – reply to this

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Someone please tell these dumbasses what photoshop is so they shut their dumb mouths.
renn says – reply to this

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oh, it looks real, but her arms and waist still look chunky and the costume design specifically hides her fat butt and thighs. Her pose lengthens her so she doesn't look as disgusting as she looks lately.

She's such trash. I can't wait to see her just fall on her face during these awards. I will be so surprised if she actually makes a successful comeback and her previous fans re-embrace her.

She's like a Beverly Hillbilly, but less appealing.
mel says – reply to this

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Her legs are defenitly not that skinny.. So fake! Thank you photoshop!

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Britney Spears & Demi Lovato's First X Factor Critique! Listen Here!

Girls are on fire!!!

We won't get to see how the ladies did until the fall, but today in Austin, Britney Spears and Demi Lovato took their seats as the new judges on The X Factor. Someone had the foresight of smuggling in a recording device to the Texas auditions and we've got the audio from the ladies' first critique!

And you know what? They sound like old pros!

Check out the video (above) to hear Brit Brit and Darling Demi give their thoughts on the first contestant of season two!

They both sound so GOOD! Strong and confident; it doesn't sound like either of them were nervous at all!

Bravo, ladies! We can't wait to see you in action!

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